Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Big Time Rush.
PATRICK SWAYZE R.I.P
You Know You Live In 2009 When You...
1.)You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
EVIL BUNNIES AND KITTIES WIL RULE THE WORLD
Kitties are a gurls best friend no lie
Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Never eat with your mouth full.
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead.
Sometimes people need what only friends can provide — Absence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over the strings are attached.
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence. (A life sentence!)
Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness otherwise it’s hard to tell if someone is inconspicuous.
Be alert - the world needs more lerts.
Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.
Friends don’t let friends drive naked.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.
With computers, every morning is the dawn of a new error.
To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer.
If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you are in deep water.
Free advice is worth what you paid for it.
Anywhere is walking distance, if you’ve got the time.
People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.
Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Always remember, three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
an optimist is somone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says 'so far so good'
It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two points of their IQ.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Ways to Make Sure You're Insane...
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"
. YOUR REAL NAME:
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal):
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name):
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink):
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!
1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
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1. You are completly in love with this person
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservitive and agressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday!
WHAT A BOYFRIEND SHOULD DO
When she walks away from you mad
KITTIES AND PATRICK SWAYZE ARE THE BOMB
I WILL MARRY CARLOS PENA ONE DAY!