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Joined 09-09-00, id: 18386, Profile Updated: 07-26-12
Author has written 40 stories for Dark Angel, Twilight, Doctor Who, Hunger Games, Avatar: Last Airbender, Once Upon a Time, Thor, and Sleepy Hollow.

Hi, I'm audreyii_fic, and I've been writing fanfiction clich├ęs since 1996. Sometimes I go on the wagon for years at a time, but I never stay sober.

I'm doomed to support sunken 'ships: Max/Alec, Sawyer/Kate, Jacob/Bella, Gale/Katniss, Zuko/Katara. My endorsement is the kiss of death. With regards to the aforementioned source material: I'm okay with Dark Angel, I love/hate LOST, I like Hunger Games and Avatar aside from their endings, and I detest Twilight.

(No, I don't understand either.)

I love -- love -- reviews. I squeal like a little girl when they show up. Often I don't respond to them individually because they don't thread and that makes me sad, but trust me, I read them and I appreciate them and I snorgle you all. *mass snorgles* (If you are interested in getting pathetically detailed responses to your thoughts, feel free to hang out at my base of operations on LJ. I never shut up.)

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Queen to Bishop 6 by ParadigmFilter reviews
Now AU: What if Regina had actually played the Belle card earlier? Speculations on the nature of the curse. Eventual Rumbelle, with much meandering. Features other characters with less air time
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 123,434 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
The Maid by Acciodoublestuffed reviews
AU, Belle is Rumpelstiltskin and Baelfire's maid from The Return.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,403 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
The Unlikely Meeting by giselle-lx reviews
April Fool! Full title: The Unlikely Meeting of Edwistian Greysen and Anabella Stolen, a Parody.
Crossover - Twilight & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Complete
My First Date with Katniss Everdeen by holymfwickee reviews
AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,264 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Becoming Ice by WithLoveOresteia reviews
A retelling of the Hunger Games through the eyes of Gale Hawthorne and Peeta Mellark.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,560 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
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The Jane and Loki Drabbles reviews
Wherein Audrey takes Lokane prompts and writes very short, questionably edited, likely ridiculous fics. Full spectrum of genres. Ratings and tags subject to change.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,222 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11h ago - Published: 3/12 - [Loki, Jane F.] Thor, Darcy L.
On Each Other's Teams reviews
Jane Foster, college student on a semester abroad in London, fights her way through Philosophy of Quantum Mechanics, dates a golden boy, and gets tutored by a compulsive liar. Which situation is most unsustainable is a matter of opinion. (College!AU. Lokane/Fosterson. The author regrets everything.)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,918 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 3/20 - Jane F., Loki, Thor, Darcy L. - Complete
O'er His Hall reviews
The King of Asgard yields to no one but his Queen. (Sequel to Cast A Shadow. Lokane.)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4 - [Jane F., Loki] - Complete
Cast A Shadow reviews
(and it's nothing like your own). Jane loves Thor; Loki loves power. Pity winning the latter requires seducing the former. (Spoilers for Thor: The Dark World. Lokane.)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [Jane F., Loki] Thor - Complete
The Internet Is For reviews
The internet is really, really great. (Drabble. Post-John Doe.)
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Complete
Five Times Abbie Explained That Ichabod Is Married reviews
...and one time she reminded herself. Abbie's not sure how it fell to her to tell everyone about Crane's two-hundred-years-dead witch-wife, but these things happen. (Post-John Doe.)
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Complete
Five Times Ichabod Doesn't Give Up His Coat reviews
...and one time he does. If Crane doesn't get rid of that disgusting jacket soon, Abbie will have no choice but to take matters into her own hands. (General domestic fluff. Post-For the Triumph of Evil.)
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Complete
Five Times Ichabod Was Appalled By Netflix reviews
...and one time Abbie got sick. Seventy-five thousand movies available by instant streaming; he can't get into that much trouble, right? (General domestic fluff. Post-Blood Moon.)
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Complete
Five Times Abbie Introduced Ichabod To Fast Food reviews
...and one time he didn't complain. How the hell are you supposed to feed a guy who's never heard of McDonald's? (General domestic fluff. Post-Pilot.)
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Complete
Maids and Merchandise reviews
Wherein Rumpelstiltskin doesn't modify his deal with Cora, and Belle's responsibilities at the Dark Castle include the girl who will cast the curse to end all curses. (FTL AU. Rumbelle.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,412 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, The Evil Queen/Regina M., The Queen of Hearts/Cora M.
The Fiercest Fables reviews
Loki doesn't know what's so special about Jane Foster, but he's not letting her go until he figures it out. (Post-Avengers AU. Lokane. Rated for lemons, violence, and general darkness.)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Loki, Jane F. - Complete
The Subject of Payment reviews
One does not ignore the Sea Witch without dire consequences. (FTL, post-The Evil Queen, mid-Skin Deep. Rumbelle.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle, The Evil Queen/Regina M., Maleficent - Complete
The Sparrowkeet Series reviews
Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,968 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Still The Same reviews
S7, pre-TATM. Rory is done traveling; Amy is not. (Follows themes of The Power of Three.)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Five Times the Doctor Changed Amy Pond's Life reviews
There are so many places he could have made it better for her, and there are more places he could have made it better for him. Eleven and Amy AUs. Spoilers through S6.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Jacob and Bella Drabbles reviews
A collection of drabbles/oneshots written from LJ prompts. Quick, dirty, and unedited. Full spectrum of genres. In other words, tiny little J/B shooters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,755 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Jacob
The Bad In Each Other reviews
Gale and Katniss face each other as Prim and Peeta face the arena. THG AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
An Introduction to Chemistry for Biology Students reviews
Seth has a thing for Kim, and Jared doesn't mind. Unapologetic crack!lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Seth, Kim - Complete
Boys with Girlfriends reviews
A boy gets dumped by a vampire and a wolfgirl tries to cheer him up. A genderswap rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,174 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
The Fire of the Sun reviews
Sequel to The Movement of the Earth. Bella finds the cost of joining the supernatural world may be higher than she can pay. Jacob/Bella, Sam/Emily.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,635 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Movement of the Earth reviews
Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,238 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Pieces of the Memories reviews
Renee leaves Charlie *and* Bella. AU drabble series following the Swan family, the Black family, and the Clearwater family. Eventual Jacob/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,242 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Whiskersverse reviews
Out of a series of drabbles grew the world of Whiskers, the Swans' new kitten. Watch as he struggles with Jacob - not-so-affectionately known as Dog-Boy - in an epic battle for Bella's love.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Bella, Jacob
Diablerie reviews
Jacob and Renesmee go on the hunt. Drabble series companion to The Sound of White. Violence and disturbing imagery.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Three Times Gale Defended Katniss Everdeen reviews
... and three times he couldn't. Gale always looks out for Katniss, even when she doesn't know it. Pre-Hunger Games through the beginning of Catching Fire. Canon-compliant.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
The Sound of White reviews
The middle of a rainy night on Egyptian cotton sheets. For UntilWeBleed, who won Second Place in the TATS Banner Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Jacob - Complete
The Carpe Felis Series: Missing Scenes reviews
What we didn't see of Max and Alec during The Carpe Felis Series.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Max, Alec - Complete
Wherein Bella Comes To Hate MSNBC reviews
Bella has the worst conversation of her life. Written for the Teabagging Twilight contest. Crack!fic. Vaguely OOC Charlie. A hint of Jacob/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Crossing and Uncrossing Lines reviews
Bella and Jacob try to navigate the holiday season - and their own hormones. J/B, grown from a drabble prompt into a full story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Definition of Want reviews
You know how Edward offered to let Bella and Jacob make puppies? And we all secretly wondered how that would go? Yeah. It's one of those. J/B. Set post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Black and White reviews
Jacob gives up phasing and it turns out to be harder than he thought, so Bella helps. A love story. Set in Eclipse AU future. VERY mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Absolutely Nothing Important reviews
The Doctor and Amy wind up, very briefly, in a forest on the Olympic Peninsula. New Moon. Pre-Time of Angels. Drabble.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/2/2010 - 11th Doctor, Edward - Complete
Five Times Jacob Black Didn't Know What To Say reviews
Jacob has a rough time with communication. Drabbles. J/B. New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
The Sad Girl and the Angry Girl reviews
A fairytale about not-friendship and petty vandalism. New Moon AU. Extremely foul language and a somewhat sensitive topic. J/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Leah, Bella - Complete
Advice reviews
The bikes are nearly done. Bella is sad and Jacob tries to help. Hallucinations abound. A mid-New Moon Garage Fic. As per usual, I make no claims to originality.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Postcards reviews
Yet another mid-New Moon J/B roadtrip fic. She wonders how she forgot that he's just sixteen. Sixteen and somehow overnight the whole weight of the world dropped on his broad shoulders, and it's not fair and she has to get him out of here. So she will.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Basement reviews
Three months postBerrisford Agenda, midPilot. Things go a little differently for Max at the beginning of Season One. Alternate Universe. MA. Permanent Hiatus.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,232 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Max, Alec
The Carpe Felis Series reviews
Max/Alec. Begins during Borrowed Time. Heat can really screw up an already screwed up relationship.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Max, Alec - Complete
Flying reviews
There are things Alec can't fix.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Max, Alec - Complete
Pulled Punches reviews
This drabble takes place immediately following Fuhgeddaboudit. Max is not happy after she does some thinking about her and Alec's boxing match. Short and semisweet.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Max, Alec - Complete
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