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well My name is... I am not gonna tell you cause I do not know anyone on here so yeah my name is my buisness. I am 19 years old and live somewhere in a house. A little bout me I am horrible at keeping up with updating so my stories are usually short and far apart. I love NCIS and am a huge Tiva van but am starting to like this new ship of Ziva/Damon. I hang out at school with my friends. So yeah the only thing I ask of anyone is to read and revew my stories because the more reviews I get the more I wanna update.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wtf)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wuss.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Dierks Bently fangirl...not a stalker)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
Ilove YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Stupid things! In bold are the thing's I've done... haha. Out of 100 I have done/am doing 77

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a 'beware of dog' sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a tent?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

NCIS PROVERBS

1. If you leave the door open, the iguana might come in

2. Never mess with silver haired snipers

3. Some people are born great, some people have greatness thrust upon them...and some people are DiNozzo

4. Human lie detectors come in nice packages, silver wrapping and are called Gibbs

5. Opportunity is often missed because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work. Tony's talent is often missed because it is dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and looks like fun

6. Ask not what the boat in the basement does for you, but what you can do for the boat in the basement

NCIS quotes

Tony: Wanna know what comes after red light behavior Ziva?

Ziva: Uhh. Potential pregnancy

Gibbs: What about your gut?"

Tony: It wants a pizza.

Tony: This is so Usual Suspects.

Ziva: Tony, your dying words will be "I’ve seen this film."

Tony: I think you have me confused with someone who is far less awesome.

Ziva: This is turning into a circus.
(FBI arrive)

Tony: Here come the clowns

Tony: That wasn't the way it looked, boss.

Gibbs: I know. I know.

Tony: The director kinda suckered me into that deal.

Gibbs:Ziva caved first.

Ziva: I didn't cave in! I was trying --

Gibbs: McGee next.

McGee: It wasn't --

Gibbs: And my loyal St. Bernard held out until last.

Tony: Well I --

Gibbs: Probably all of 30 seconds.

Tony: “Mother! Blood, blood.”
Ziva to Gibbs): Psycho.
Gibbs: He has his moments

Ziva: Tony just put his hand in another mans pocket and it made him very happy.

Abby: You wanna know the great thing about moms is that no matter what you say or do they always forgive you

McGee's Nicknames:

McCheat - McChittyChat - McContrary - McCranky - McDetail - McEgghead - McFlabby - McFlowerPower - McFreaky - McGarnagle - McGecko - McGeek - McGiggles - McGnome - McGoo - McGoogle - McGPS - McGruff - McGullable - McKilljoy - McLawyer - McLovin' - McMuse - McMotherboard - McNerd - McProbious - McRomeo - McScout - McShipmate - McSnapper - McSneaky - McSofty - McTardy - McTim - McZero Probie - Probalicious - Probie-Wan Kanobie - Daniel McBoone - The Great McOz - Elf Lord

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

Help I've fallen and can't get... Hey... Nice carpet

didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

I'll smile for now, but i'm going to kill you later.

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once

When life gives you the Jonas Brothers, punch them in the face and demand Fall Out Boy.

Sometimes I lie awake wondering: "is life a multiple choice test, or a true/false test?"
Then a voice comes out of the darkness and says: "Sorry to tell you this, but life is a hundred-page essay."

Remember, as far as anyone knows, we're a nice, normal family.

Unless life hands you water and sugar, your lemonades are really going to suck.

Even if the voices are not real they have pretty good ideas.

If at first you don't succeed, lion taming is not for you!

I used up all my sick days, so i'm calling in dead instead.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

"You Know You're OBSESSED with NCIS when.."

You sing the song Tony sings when he goes undercover

You cry when Jenny dies

You cried on Judgment Day & kept crying even after Jenny died & you sat in front of the TV screaming & yelling & cussing

You cry when Kate dies but in your head you say "yes, TIVA!"

You keep waiting for the return of Jenny so there can be JIBBS

You keep thinking "this is the eppy where Tony and Ziva get together.. but it never happens and you think "maybe next week"

You have Tuesday @ 8:00 checked off on your TV, circled on your calendar, & written on your hand

When you write under a photo description of facebook "i can come up with 200 ways to kill you with this spoon" when you're holding up a spoon with your BFF next to you

When you can come up with 200 ways to kill someone with a paperclip & spoon

When "it's kinda fun" is your catch phrase

When all your friends said they 'hated' NCIS.. a day later "OMG! NCIS is SOO GOOD!!" your work here is done

Stupidest Last Words In The History Of Mankind:

What does this button do?

It's probably just a rash.

Are you sure the power is off?

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

It's strong enough for both of us.

This doesn't taste right.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

I've done this before.

Well, we've made it this far.

That's odd.

I'll just put my head in it to make sure.

Don't be so superstitious.

Now watch this.

Look Ma! No Hands!

Don't worry, it's not contagious.

Of course it's safe.

It can't get any worse...

There's only one way to find out!

"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."

Gibbs’s Rules:

Rule # 1: Never let suspects stay together.

Rule # 2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule # 3: Never be unreachable.

Rule # 4: Best way to keep a secret is to keep it to yourself. The second-best is to tell one other person if you must. There is no third-best.

Rule # 5: never screw over your partner

Rule # 6: don’t apologize, it’s a sign of weakness

Rule # 7: always be specific when you lie

Rule # 8: Never take anything for granted.

Rule # 9: always carry your knife.

Rule # 10: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.

Rule # 11: when the job’s done, walk away

Rule # 12: never date a coworker

Rule # 13: never involve lawyers

Rule # 15: always work as a team

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

Rule # 22: never, ever interrupt Gibbs in interrogation.

Rule # 23: Never mess with a marine’s coffee if you want to live

Rule # 27: never eat in autopsy

Rule # 37: always anticipate

Rule # 38: your case, your lead

Random Quotes from friends

Drew: Wow you have boobies

Me: Yea their amazing arn't they?

Drew: Yep

Me: And you wanna know the best part?

Drew: What

Me: I get to see them everyday

Drew: No fair I want some

Me: They have surgeries for that

Me: Shut up I don't wanna deal with this crap. Grrrr Nature hates me

Jacob: Hey look at the bright side

Me: There is nothing bright on my side of the room

Jacob: You have a weeks excuse for bitchyness

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Our Summer by PrincessTiva reviews
"Well, that's the thing, Ziva. You say you never depended on happy endings but that doesn't mean you don't deserve them." They quit and now they have a whole summer to discuss certain matters. And with no Gibbs around and Rule 12 out the window, some things are just bound to be addressed. Tiva. Post Season X.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 184,711 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Girls Night by sternchan reviews
An old enemy from Gibb's past comes up again and wants to play a deadly game. Gibbs has to figure out who he is and what he wants. But for each step Gibbs and his team do wrong, Abby and Ziva will have to suffer. Pairing: Tiva. Rated T for later.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,954 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Complete
The Christmas Shoes by BehindTheseWalls reviews
Based on the movie "The Christmas Shoes". Knowing it's the last Christmas Tony and Ziva will share as a family, their son sets out to make this the perfect Christmas for his mother.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,784 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Tiva: A Love Story by tivamcabby5 reviews
See what happens over the course of a few years with Tony and Ziva and their growing family! MAJOR TIVA! Starts with "Finally". Updated with "Hurt". Someone's coming to visit!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 34,733 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Missing You by Kiki102 reviews
Seven years ago, Ziva left America and NCIS. Now living in Israel with her husband and children, she still recalls the past and the explosion. Then the phone rings... What really happened that day? Can the team find out before it's too late? TIVA, MCABBY.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,845 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
What Is Gone by SpecialAgentZiva reviews
"You know, your mother used to have a necklace just like yours. It was very pretty." "Really? What happened to it? I never saw it."
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Viva Miami by DrawMeASheep reviews
COMPLETE. Pre ep for the Spider and the Fly. Short multichapter about what Ziva was up to in Miami. Ziva/Damon.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,449 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Ziva D., Damon W. - Complete
If You Give a Girl a Gun by whoahomo reviews
We all know the iconic "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" children books. Well, this is my version, only slightly more mature and and Tiva-fied... yeah, I make up words.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Rooftops by Addict 16 reviews
Short one shot, tony & ziva one night, realise they fell in love.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Ziver by CSIGurlie07 reviews
It was a softened name for a softened operative. One Shot, set during Last Man Standing. Spoilers for Season 6.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Eli D. - Complete
It Is What It Is by Alidiabin reviews
Tony watches as Ziva gets her American dream. Ziva/Damon and Ziva/Tony.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Just For Tonight by oxcaitymariexo reviews
Ziva needs a little comfort. Disclaimer: I don't own NCIS or any of it's characters.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The day I lost my life by earanemith reviews
ONE SHOT Ziva hates her brithday, but why? why does it seem as if she is falling apart? will Tony find out? Tiva-ish BTW, tell me if the rating is good
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Doing the Job to Create a Life for Others by Tanja P reviews
This is what might happen with Tony and Ziva, not so far from reality, if you ask me. Sad TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
We're Dead, Boss by Sehrezad reviews
"Gibbs couldn't believe what he saw. He just stood there his eyes wide and… well, scared. He couldn't move… he couldn't blink… he couldn't even swallow. It was a miracle that he didn't stop breathing in his sudden shock."
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Gameface by bellblueeyes reviews
Tony/Ziva fic. jealous tony tries to prove to ziva that damon is a mere distraction...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Two is Better Than One by LoryLynn1186 reviews
I really have no description for this story. It's TIVA-heavy, future-family goodness.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Four Days by VillageVoice reviews
Zabby. Set a little more than one year after Gibbs gets his "A" team back beginning of season 6 . Ziva's father finds out about her relationship with Abby and forces her to end it or watch Abby die. She has four days.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,278 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
When the rain comes down by Katharen Silver reviews
Even from the warm safety of her apartment Ziva couldn't escape the chill that came as she ran her fingers gingerly over the half healed scars on her stomach and sides. A haunting memory of long nights and endless days that she had spent in his company.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Hello, Apathy by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
It was complicated, as Ziva had stated plenty of times. However, with the sudden appearance of Tony, everything needs to be straightened out before they go back to normal. Eventual Tiva. Warning: FF took out my break marks.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,038 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Only Exception by That Cripple Girl reviews
A songfic to Paramore's The Only Exception because he is her only exception
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Teenage Years by immyownsuperman reviews
The NCIS team starting at High School and progressing toward College! Read inside for all to be explained! Tiva and Gabby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,039 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
On The Wing by Sophie Ranier reviews
The weekend we were in love...;;drabble
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
DiNozzo Asks Too Many Questions by jacksrevenge reviews
“You two spent the night together? ..what’s going on here McGee?” - Alternate Capitol Offense. What could’ve - and should’ve - happened when Ziva’s teasing goes a little too far. PART TWO- DiNozzo says something stupid. Gibbs is mischievous.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Forever and Always by wickedstar0 reviews
A figure from the past returns to upset the present. Will it take a disaster to bring everyone together? Rated T for rape and language. Contains spoliers for Cover Story, Frame-Up, and others Mostly McAbby pairing maybe others won't follow storyline
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Abby S., Tim M.
Missing by lamersammy reviews
Tony and Ziva's daughter goes missing. Their former teammates band together to try and find their favorite little family member. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Sex, or lack thereof, in the Workplace by madame.alexandra reviews
There actually was a time when Jenny Shepard and Leroy Jethro Gibbs weren't doing 'it' with a capital I. Yet, in a pre-Marseille workplace, why is Probie Agent Shepard telling people they are? Utter nonsense sprinkled with a few laughs.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
True Love Never Dies by immakingmyownluck reviews
When Tony dies in an explosion, can the team put the pieces back together? What will they think of what he left for Ziva? Is he really dead? MAJOR TIVA! little McAbby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,223 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Ziva David and a little Country music by NY Rae reviews
Ziva get's lost in thought while listening to a Carrie Underwood song.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
That's What She Said by madame.alexandra reviews
How many every-day prhases in the English language have a sexual connotation? Simply ask one Leroy Jethro Gibbs who, amongst isinuations, double entendres, and general inapprorpiate-ness, can't seem to keep his foot out of his mouth today.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Rain Fell Like Stars by Autumn Dae reviews
She lay on the ground, her curls spread about. Her face was dirty, a cut on her forehead bleeding, joining the growing pool of blood beneath her. She had been in front of him. She took all of the shrapnel. She saved his life. Tiva. Character death.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Past is in the Past by SplishySplash reviews
Ziva shares what happens to her while in Africa.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
I Hope They Get To Me In Time by GoDale13 reviews
Tony-centric songfic based on the song by Darius Rucker. What happens when Tony is in a wreck? Will he finally realize how much he is missing? TIVA Kinda sad, but ends happy! ADDED NEW CHAPTER!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Runaway by Penelope Louise reviews
Set in high school. Ziva runs away after being bullied about being Jewish and Israeli. Tony gets involved after Gibbs is in charge of finding her...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,350 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Immersion by Neuriel reviews
Tony, Ziva, and a bed. Pure fluff. 'One day, you'll have to teach me what you're saying.' Tony/Ziva, Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2009 - [Tony D., Ziva D.] - Complete
Broken by Penelope Louise reviews
Something is up with Ziva and Tony makes it his mission to find out what and who...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,828 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Pink Elephants by lunarmoth131 reviews
Sometimes those pink elephants just don't go away. Jenny/Abby, Jenny/Abby/Jethro
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Abby S., Jenny Shepard
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The Flight is Worth the Fall reviews
Sequel to My Life in My Words. 2 moths after her ordeal in Somalia we meet up with Katan as she must give up everything to save those she loves. What does that mean for her unborn brother and maybe a little suprise of her own?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 3/7/2011
What Ziva Said reviews
Mostly one shots based on my other story My Life In My Words. Some more insight into Katans younger years.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Ziva D.
My life in my words reviews
Katan is Zivas daughter and they just got the news that Ziva will be returning to US and NCIS. What goes with her whenshe first finds out, gets the boy shes always wanted and finally meets her father. Rand R
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,466 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009
Why Did it Have to Change? reviews
Sparked by a line in the new episode, " Enemies Foreign" Spoilers ahead but it is how I thought the scene with Ziva and her father should go.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Eli D., Ziva D. - Complete
It won't be like this for long reviews
Tony looks at his daughter and relizes something very important. TIVA Rand R. No longer a one shot second chapter is up.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
I Wanna Feel Something reviews
Based off the song I wanna Feel Something by Trace Adkins. Not a songfic though. Warning Rated M fror a reason, Major Giva Smut at the end. You have been warned so go forth with caution. Read and Review please. Also it would help to listen to the song wh.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Letter
Updates for my storues
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
I Can't Live With Myself Today reviews
Slight spoilers for Aliyah and Truth or Consequences, Gibbs is Dead or is he? Jibbs Jibbs Jibbs
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
I wish you still loved me reviews
The event of Judgement day with a little twist. three chapter ficket with spoilers if you haven't seen Judgement Day
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Accidentaly in Love reviews
Tony and Ziva have been seeing each other for about 2 months. When Ziva comes to work with a suprise how will the team react. Especially Tony
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009
He saved me A Tiva Poem reviews
A post 7:1 poem i wrote in English Class Read and let me know wat ya think
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
I wouldn't have it any other Way reviews
What I think happened after Reunion. Spoilers, slightly if you havm't seen it yet. Nothing really just a mindless plot bunny thst kept hopping around on my brain. Read and Review please
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
There goes My Life reviews
Angry Daddy David and a pregnant Ziva. Starts off Teen and with every Verse they get older. Read and Review please. So long to finish this
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Please Don't Leave Me reviews
GIVA! Post Alyiah What happens when a ninja and an ex- marine who happen to be dating get into a fight, especially when the ninja is still recovering from post tramatic stress disorder. Only ones who brave the read will know. Read and Review Please
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Open up your eyes reviews
One year after Tony died what is going on with Ziva. The song is Open up your eyes by Daughtry. Read and Review.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
NO KISSES reviews
Submited for Anas Tiva Challenge. What happens when you have Tony, Ziva and a stuck elevator. Read and Review please
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Here comes Goodbye reviews
Tony and Kate have a secret. Will it be too late to share with everyone. Spoilers for Twilight but mostly a bit of fluffy sadness. Tate majorly. To the song Here comes Goodbye by Rascal Flats. Read and Review
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Stay reviews
TIVA/GIVA Ziva can't share Tony with Jeanne what will she do when she has to face it?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Everyother weekend McAbby style reviews
Song fic. Major MCAGGY FLUFF. May help if you listen to the song while reading. REVIEW PLEASE
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Fall for you reviews
The night after boxed in they are having that dinner. Feelings arise and relationships happen. MAJOR TIVA read and review please
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Stupid Boy reviews
You wanna be with Tim." He punches and kicks he. Ziva can't stand it anymore. Tony just isn't worth the pain
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Who Knew reviews
Ziva and Tony are finally relizing their feelings for each other when tradgedy strikes. Major TIVA fluff. R&R
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete