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Hey! Well this would be my first time in a long while updating my profile, so I'll try and make it good!!!

Well, my name is Maile and I am a high school student in the good ole USA. Writing sounds so good lately, but fanfictionwise, I have really no time. Gonna try and get back to it because it's funny seeing seeing the fanfiction I wrote what seems to be such a long long time ago. But currently reading mainly!!! Twilight fanfiction is better than the book, I'll read Puckleberry any day because Glee just doesn't satisfy me in that aspect, and well I'm sort of a Harry Potter nutso. If I write again, Twilight's kinda past it's time for me, but you never know!! I generally liked Twilight fanfiction because of romance so maybe OOC? Well anyway thanks if your reading this rambling!

Maile :)

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Remember Me by Esme Plutonian reviews
Emmett kidnaps Bella and brings her skydiving because he doesn't think she has enough fun, but Bella hits her head on the fall and loses her memory. Will Edward have to win her love all over? Set after Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,292 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 1/11/2009
12 21 12 by Dani Navy reviews
To him, she's just another reckless human when he finds her lying in the middle of nowhere, dead as dead can be. He doesn't realize he should know her, or that she's about to wake up in 3…2…1… BxE, vampires/humans/hybrids
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,044 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
If You Can Afford Me by Katy5219 reviews
AU. Damon is a wealthy businessman in need of...Well sex. Sex kept out of the papers, that is. Elena is a high class call girl able to offer that. What happens when need presents itself and they meet? Damon/Elena obviously.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,341 - Reviews: 2140 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Story of Us by Beautiful1Disaster reviews
The past four years have built up to the moment that will define everything for Damon and Elena. When reality comes crashing down around them, they find themselves looking back on the past and trying to decide where to go from here. AU. AH.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 367,203 - Reviews: 2631 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10479 - Favs: 11,439 - Follows: 12,178 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 4,184 - Follows: 3,156 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Someday We'll Know by JessElyse reviews
I couldn't do this, I knew it wasn't right. Alice didn't seem to agree, flinging the box with rings at me. "Damn you, Edward. You had the chance to make Bella yours and you ruined it. I hope for your sake, you don't come to regret it". AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,589 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Girl of my Dreams by JessElyse reviews
Edward Cullen and Jacob Black team up to help each other conquer their dream girl. Seems perfect,right? But what happens when Edward realizes his dream girl wasn’t out of reach? That she had always been there for him in the form of his best friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,584 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Rites by halojones reviews
AU E/B meet under violent circumstances.Surviving that 1st meeting, they navigate a slow road toward friendship, then romance. But obstacles begin to multiply around them and soon the question arises: are these obstacles random or by design - and by whom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,598 - Reviews: 2402 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11408 - Favs: 8,709 - Follows: 6,546 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ties That Bind by NicoleTwilight reviews
Edward's POV of Bella's pregnancy, burning and awakening in Breaking Dawn. Covers all the missing moments with Edward, Bella and the Cullens, and what they went through. See what happened after Bella ran into Rosalie's arms at the airport...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,126 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
PrinceHotGinge's Most Shocking Rose Ceremony Ever by halojones reviews
Prince Hot Ginge & The Most Shocking Rose Ceremony Ever summary: Edward's forced to single handedly rehabilitate his family's tarnished brand name by becoming the next "Bachelor." Bella's an out-of-work nanny looking for free room and board.Lols ensue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,112 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bella, Edward
House vs The Vampires by Ingram reviews
When Alice collapses into an unexplainable coma, the Cullen's may be forced to seek out the best doctor of diagnostic medicine in the world. And how will the irascible, misanthropic Dr House handle the angsty vampire coven? Not very well, I Imagine.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,607 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009 - G. House, Alice
Sweet and Sexy Mistakes by LoveEpicLove reviews
An expert on the dynamics between men and women, Damon Salvatore knows his uptight new publicist could use his help getting a date. The only problem is, the more time he spends with her, the more he realizes he doesn't want her dating anyone but him!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,509 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Fix You by donnapie reviews
Rachel's sure that Finn is the 1 so when he dumps her for Quinn, she came up with a plan to get him back.That of engaging Puck's help to be her pretend BF to make Finn see that they're meant to be. But what happens if pretend turns into reality?PUCKLEBERY
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,010 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Puck, Rachel B.
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8100 - Favs: 8,042 - Follows: 8,313 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
One for Sorrow Two for Joy by MissThespian reviews
Bella and Jacob are a match made in heaven. An escaped convict comes into her house and ends up kidnapping her, it turns out it wasn't completly by chance he came to that house. Everything is not as it seems. The real bad guy it closer than she thought.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,776 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Red Envelope by shattered crystal heart reviews
I stared at him,his brilliant green eyes staring back at me, a smirk across his beautiful face.I glared at him.If it was even possible I HATED Edward Masen more then I ever had my eyes glanced at the red envelope.this was going to be one hell of a summer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,744 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Isabella Swan must Die by oX Pixie Girl Xo reviews
AH, When Edward turns all the girls, bar one, against Bella, and Bella turns all the boys against Edward, Edward thinks its just a high school fight, but is shocked to find out it's not a fight, its a war. not as harsh as the title implies :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,297 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Jacob, My Jacob! by Ruby Bludworth reviews
Imagine if bella never jumped? If alice never had the vision, Bella and alice didn't go to Italy to rescue edward. Things just carried on between jake and bells. Heres what could happen, contains; heartbreak, drama & love. Dont own anything, enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,553 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Power On by truglasgowgal reviews
Post-Sectionals. When Rachel agreed to do Puck a favor, she didn’t realize just how deeply she would be pulled into his life, or that she’d be the one to throw him a lifeline to stop him being sucked in further.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,668 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.
Only You Can Heal Me by demented bunny reviews
A lost and hurt Edward is sent to therapy by his worried family. There he meets a broken Bella.Can she help heal him? Can they help heal eachother? canon pairings r&r. First chapter is Edwards pov. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,489 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Smile by Bren99 reviews
She's been coming to his house alot lately, and he thinks he knows why. Set at the start of Parker and Logan's relationship.
Veronica Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,630 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Veronica, Weevil
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2402 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Victim of a Teenage Nobody by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual references
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,653 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4973 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Awakening Of The Heart by Roobz reviews
Edward left, bella was adopted into another family of vampires like the cullens they go to a high school and the cullens show up as new students? Will Edward recognise bella? FIND OUT INSIDE crap at summarys please R R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,284 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breaking the Rules by Sergeant-Politeness reviews
Bella and Emmett are left alone for a weekend, hilarity ensues Caffinated!Bella, Emmett wears tight baby tees, and there just might be a gwen steffani sing along. Not Em/B love story! Major Crack Alert
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,457 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Emmett
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3191 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 2,744 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
For Appearances Sake by AlkalineLeigh reviews
It's been three years since Edward left.Bella finds herself trapped in a life of abuse that she can't escape from. When word spreads about her situation and the Cullen's return, will Edward be able to save her? Will they end up happy together again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,201 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15691 - Favs: 6,772 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Favorite Mistake by sweetumms633 reviews
AU. Takes place sometime during the beginning of S2. Logan and Veronica have a talk.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
Never Have I Ever by Swamp Fairy reviews
A Glee slumber party at Rachel's turns interesting when the kids decide to play a couple rounds of... you guessed it... Never Have I Ever! Interactive story- lemme know what you want to see and I'll do it. Ensemble, with a whole mix of couples.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,004 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
Heart and Soul by Diamondinsanity reviews
Seventeen year old Rachel Berry was on her way to becoming a Broadway star when she died at the exact same time Noah Puckerman was born. And so instead of moving on, she's stuck haunting the boy she died trying to help.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,867 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Kaylab's Twilight by WildWriter85 reviews
Edward did not have any real competition when he first met Bella, so I wondered how he would fair against one, Lets Meet Kaylab Andrews and he becomes a part of forks, and twilight, at least in my mind lol. current T Rating Might move to M for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,045 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bella
Secrets by CoffeeQueen reviews
Damon visits Elena of the eve of Founder's Day; Baking, talking, and dancing ensue, secrets revealed. *Just behind the playfulness, she could sense something else, a hollow longing, an ache that throbbed just below the surface of those contemptuous eyes.*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Tonight Show by oylizabeth reviews
The meet for the first time on the couch of The Tonight Show. An AU journey of Noah and Rachel through talk shows and entertainment magazines.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10013 - Favs: 7,382 - Follows: 6,086 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Like A Prayer by truglasgowgal reviews
Maybe we don't do it all for her, but it's not enough anyway. It will never be enough. PRish. Will's perspective.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Same Person, New Life by twilightfan22494 reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon and was changed into a vampire by Victoria. Now she is a famous singer with her sister Elizabeth. She is a new person because she is stronger and brave but feels that she may never love again. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,379 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Kissing Contest by RainbowBrite64 reviews
Noah Puckerman is willing to do whatever it takes to win tickets from the radio station to the Bon Jovi concert on Valentine's Day. Luckily for him, Rachel Berry is willing to do whatever it takes also.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,518 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Broken Strings by The Optimist And The Pessimist reviews
what happens after 65 years of marriage? What do you do when the one you love the most, just doesn't love you back anymore? or is it really that easy? Are they just playing on broken strings, or is it something ells? vampire ExB post BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,053 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shark by mag721 reviews
Rachel needs help catching Puck's eye...so she turns to her new friends, Matt and Mike! Rackett friendship, Puckleberry lovin! One-shot :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
A World of Heartache by MiM99 reviews
It starts at the ending, yet at the first day of the rest of their lives. He finds her crying alone outside the girls’ bathroom right after high school graduation. Puck/Rachel!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Our Last Summer by rockbandstar reviews
A phone call brings three friends back to their summer homes and back into each other's lives. When tragedy strikes the group, lines will be drawn, boundaries crossed, and lives will be turned upside down. Is it really that easy to let go and move on? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,191 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Not the Same Girl by lovestoread95 reviews
Bella, Alice, Emmett and, Edward have always been best friends. But what happened, and why has Bella dissappeared? Plus whos this new girl that looks just like Bella? All-Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Second Chance by ScFlEaD reviews
."I knew that if Bella had not been so giving, so selfless, then I would still have her here with me.....but I wouldn’t be holding my daughter." What if Bella didn't make it? After giving birth to her daughter, Bella died...or did she?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,989 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Escapade by Brown.eyes.and.bushy.tales reviews
When Alice and Edward committ the ultimate act of adultery, who is left to pick up the shattered remains of Jasper and Bella's souls? main pairing is non-cannon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,132 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
It's only you by jemster23 reviews
Love isn't always instant but it is always there, even if you don't necessarily know it at the time. Will Bella ever read the signs and realize her love for her handsome colleague.Is there any hope for them?My entry into the "When Love was New Contest".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,765 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
House Potter by Black Drazon reviews
Harry Potter & House MD crossover. Set in a modern day Hogwarts, when Dr. Wilson travels to England to seek an impossible cure, House tags along uninvited and finds himself wrapped up in magical illnesses, supernatural hurts and really annoying teenagers
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,073 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007
Edward Gates vs Bella Jobs by You-won't-see-an-iguana-here reviews
Edward is the son of Bill Gates, of Microsoft. Bella is the daughter of Steve Jobs, of Apple. Kind of modern twist on Romeo and Juliet. RATED T cuz i don't want to re-rate it if it gets a little PG-13
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Poor Stable Boy and The Princess by alchemistic reviews
Worst. Job. Ever. All Bella could hear, were whiny obnoxious eight year olds and a bossy egotistical, not to mention gorgeous, counselor demanding that peanut butter was not allowed on their table. And all because Tommy was allergic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,273 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
Broken Records by 4kitty101 reviews
A big misunderstanding... A horrible mistake... A change of mind... As her universe spins out of control, will Bella have enough strength to set it right? ExB AU *!COMPLETE!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,378 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Moe115 reviews
Bella Swan is definitely not a popular girl. Edward Cullen is the King of the School. What happens when he asks her out...on a bet. What happens when she finds out? and gets in on it? a little OOC. AH. Not your typical "Date her on a Bet" story... READ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,416 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Twilight Parody by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Another comedy arrives on FF! The readers of Twilight will enjoy this unusual take on Edward and Bella's story. WARNING unlike other parodies, this one is actually good and carefully written. No spelling or grammar mistakes here!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ding Dong by lobsters4ever1 reviews
My entry for the Trust in Advertising crackfic contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
You Think You Know But You Have No Idea by Constantia reviews
One-shot crackfic written for vjgm's Trust in Advertising contest. See what happens when Esme and Alice reminisce over Alice's old high school yearbooks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
he loves me he loves me not by Moe115 reviews
“EWW! She tried to kiss me, so I ran away!” Bella laughed at his repulsion to the situation. “Stop laughing, she can’t kiss me! There is only one girl that I would let kiss me!” AH. short little one-shot. could continue if someone really wanted me to.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Make Me Feel Like Dancing by jstarrh reviews
This is my submission for VJGM's crackfic contest for her story Trust in Advertising. It is crackfic so OOC is implied. There are many other entries so check out VJ's profile and go to her C2!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Fall For You by bella.alice.122 reviews
Basic outline is Edward dumps Bella because he becomes a player. Bella and her friends plan to get revenge on Edward.. Full summary inside. Canon pairings. T-rated just in case. Quite OOC and AH. Please give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,245 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella
Dude Has Issues by demented bunny reviews
“Bella?”, he asked peering up at me with innocent eyes.“Yes Edward?”, I asked.“Can I go home with you?”. Funny and different give it a try. Pretty original and definately unique.Blurring the lines between Twilight and the realms of crazy. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
More than popcorn? by edward.cullen.luv reviews
Bella Is the only girl that hasn't fallen for Edward, the player.When he makes a move, will she fall for him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Sexy Back! by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Its Edwards birthday and his family and Bella decide to surprise him with a present. Too bad its going to be given to him in front of the whole school, and of course its not your average present either! -One Shot-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Later by woahitslucy reviews
Edward never came back, its 6 years later and Isabella Swan is the name of the most famous international model. Rosalie and Alice drag all the Cullens to the New York fashion week. Guess who's modelling for Gucci?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Phenomenological Styrofoam by Charliiee reviews
Bella is in a band with her high school best friends boyfriends, Jasper and Emmett. However they need a vocalist, can Edward fill this gap and the emptiness Bella feels due to being the only single person in her social circle? All human, canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,302 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
1,2,3,4 by Viper003 reviews
“What exactly do you want to know?” I asked warily. “So how did you two meet?” "...I literally just ran into him" What happens when two strangers meet and feel that instant connection? A romance inspired by the Plain White T's song. BellaxEdward All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,341 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Crew Presents Hairspray! by TwilightTeen212 reviews
When Forks High's annual play is Hairspray, Alice forces everyone to audition. What hilarity will ensue? Mix in the werewolves and just about vampire to ever appear in the series, and let the laughs begin. Co-written with REL246 and LRN415.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,872 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5545 - Favs: 5,110 - Follows: 4,482 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Speak! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
A whole lot of twilight quotes, phrases, people and place names, plus their more honest, funny translations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8488 - Favs: 13,185 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Downfall of the Playerette by TueyTwoShoes reviews
Bella Swan is the most popular girl at Winston. But when the mysterious Edward Cullen shows up in the middle of senior year, with no reason for his change in schools, he sparks something in Bella that will change our little miss queen bee... for life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,860 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Notes and Conversation with the Cullens by OhThoseGoldenEyes reviews
Another notes fic. This is just very silly and OOC! *removed*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008
Camp Archstone: Facility for Troubled Youth by Dani Navy reviews
Bella doesn't care that Edward's gone; as long as she gets her high at night, and doesn't end up in a ditch by morning, she's golden. But Camp Archstone has other plans for her, and that's when Edward comes back. BELLA IS OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 124,992 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Ways That Bella Could Have Kicked It by Citizenjess reviews
It's a wonder she lasted that first year in Forks. Written for aizome's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All or Nothing by stolenxsanity reviews
Entry for the "For My Valentine" Contest - Friends for over a decade, Edward comes to Bella's aid when she needs him most in an attempt to be everything that she's ever needed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Back to infancy by shamrock1787 reviews
Bella has an accident making her mentally about two years old. The Cullens are left to deal with a toddler Bella and some embarrassing moments ensue. R/R Rated T for safety, but I think it's probably more of a K .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
We Met In Preschool by sisterhoodfan reviews
Bella has a flashback when she sees an old friend. AH/One-Shot Written for dolphinherovamp5's challenge...Nominated on the Sparkle Awards!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Running by rockbandstar reviews
When Edward refuses to change Bella she is worried about him growing tired of her and she marries Jacob. When Bella's world begins to fall apart, and her marriage is on the brink of the end, Bella turns to the Cullen's for help, protection, and more. BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,863 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Doll's House by bellaklutz2010 reviews
This is a sweet little one shot that I wrote for my English Class. Bella has to make a decision. Should she tell Edward how she really loves him, or should she lie to save their friendship? I do not own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella - Complete
Hello, Stranger by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,802 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Laundry Girl by discobiscuit92 reviews
Edward Cullen: a moody 22 year old Biology major. Bella Swan: a thoughtful 21 year old English major. Bella and Edward meet one rainy day in a laundromat. A quick, drabble-esque oneshot. Loosely based on the song "Laundry Girl" by Ludo.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ache by herestolife222 reviews
Catherine moves to Portland to escape an ugly past in Texas. She meets a boy, Emmett, who is beginning to change the course of her life. But is it for the better or worse? Disclaimer: Meyer's characters, my world. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,840 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Emmett
Twilight Office Crossover by Morine123 reviews
Twilight/The Office crossover. The Cullens have decided to join the Dunder Mifflin crew. But Jim is still pretending to be a vampire. How will the Cullens play in this prank? You need to watch The Office to understand. Fluff, both JAM and Edward/Bella. AU
Crossover - Office & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,042 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008
Alter Ego by BookMe reviews
Something different from my other stories. By day, Bella is a student in school, neighbour to the Cullens but Bella is a little hard on cash, so, by night she does what she must to attain some money. All Human. Better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,282 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Nothing Left to Lose by SarahJayneFics reviews
Edward Cullen made Bella Swan’s life a living hell from age ten to twelve. Finally fed up with the torment and teasing, she moved to Phoenix. Now she’s seventeen, beautiful, has a new sense of confidence, and is back in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,850 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Only Thing Harder Than Getting In,Is StayingIn by iwantyourjeep reviews
On a scholarship at Easton, Bella Swan bags one of the hottest guys on campus, bringing her one step closer to cracking the elite circle. But only if the Billings Girls approve...
Crossover - Twilight & Private - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella
Forbidden Interference by Stephaniiie reviews
Edward leaves Bella pregnant in New Moon. When Alice finds out, she interferes in the way only Alice can. Was telling Edward a good idea? Was interfering in the first place even worth the trouble? Please R&R! HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,580 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Alice
To Live is to Love by Nuttyginger reviews
After Edward leaves her in the forest, Bella is determined to follow Alices vision, after all the Cullens aren't the only vampires on the planet. Not your usual 'Bella Meets the Cullens Again' story-more Bellas story and path to hide her past from herself
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,400 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She's Royal by halojones reviews
The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,148 - Reviews: 2731 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Three Cullens in an elevator a stuck elevator! by Mared and the Jarcuses reviews
Prom is approaching so Alice has dragged the Cullens and Bella to the mall to get outfits. She has sent the guys to get their tuxes so they get in the elevator to get to the ground floor. But what happens when it gets stuck? Our first Fanfic! Be nice!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
How a Resurrection Really Feels by thunder skies reviews
."Seth spent a lot of time cataloging the things about her that Jacob never seemed to noticed." Seth/Nessie. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Seth, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Kiss by JK5959 reviews
After a phone call from her agent telling her that she's landed a role in an upcoming movie, Bella celebrates the good news. B/E AH AU One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twenty Tickets by JK5959 reviews
Edward is a geek and madly in love with Bella. To his dismay, they only interact in Biology class. During the school carnival, a none-too-pleased Edward is forced to participate in a kissing booth. How will his night end? AH B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight: A Musical Parody by AutumnDreamer reviews
What would happen if the reluctant cast of Twilight hit Broadway in a crappy, low budget stage production of Twilight? CRACK
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
Absolutely Fabulous by piratehannelore reviews
One of the Cullens has a dirty, little secret. One that involves drunk brits, crude humor, with a dash of Carla-Carlisle and Chuck Norris. BxE May continue if readers want it. Its all for you afterall! :D Edited for greater laughs!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2008
I Can Feel It Too by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Royce, Emmett, never a great combination, find out why. This is Rosalie and Emmett's version of 'I Can Feel It'. This is how they'd meet on a beach.All human, EmxR EdxB JxA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,628 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Heaven Help Me by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Bella needed a friend. What she got was a hot gaurdian angel named Edward, who's determined to make her happy. How long will he stay on Earth to complete his job? Evil Mike, sweet Edward, shy Gothic Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,019 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Edward, Bella
Non Virgin Strawberry Margarita by MkGrays reviews
Experimenting its a coming of the age thing. Bellas just trying something new. Wheres the harm in that? Except for a football to the face, a poke in the butt and a Greek God. Well, that's not so bad when you look at the big picture. Think Caribbean Island
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
YellowRibbons by TearsInHell reviews
And if you'll still have me, do me this small favor." ---BPOV/EPOV---- First Fanfic Ever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by MrsJasperHale reviews
AU. All Human.His green eyes focused on me and a soft giggle escaped his lips. I was so focused on him that I almost forgot that I was standing in the middle of the living room in my underwear EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,449 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Get in my pants by edward.cullen.luv reviews
Cute oneshot with Bella and Edward! Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All For Love And Love For All by BookMe reviews
A dating website, a mix up at the blind date meeting...inevitability! ExB. A random idea that popped into my head between writing my other story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! by LindaRoo reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines...but in character, reasonably plausible and actually written in proper English! Cowritten with the hilarious MarcyJ! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Gym Class Failure by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
A moment in gym class, before New Moon. Mostly fluff. Review please! 'T' because anything lower is embarrassing to me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Song by toast rox reviews
SO, for the first time ever fanfiction is letting YOU choose how the story goes... you just have to reveiw! Please read, but the ending's up to you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take Me Drunk I'm Home by BookMe reviews
See what happens when Alice and Bella give Emmett the sole responsibility of making sure that all three of them make it home to their respective homes...after a heavy night out drinking. Smart move? Read to find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Heist by BookMe reviews
Em/J/Ed...bank robbers?*Nods head* The unsuspecting victims-Bella/Angela/A little 4year old girl. See Edward's...'presuasive' side,Emmett's pleasure at meeting a joke loving kid&Jasper's feelings at being a robber. Better than it sounds if i say so myself
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bellatouille by cookybabe reviews
AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Blood Drive by TwilightAwakening reviews
Forks Hospital is holding a blood drive and Bella decides to donate blood. What happens when Bella reaches the hospital? Will she go into a coma? Will Edward go on a feeding frenzy? And who the heck is that creepy guy that's going to be taking her blood?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
I Can Feel It by BookMe reviews
Ed/A/J/R/Emm all head to the beach on a very hot day.Edward meets a girl stuck in the shade because her shoe's have been snatched and she can't walk over the scorching road.It all heats up from the moment Edward picks her up into his arms. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dressing up with the Cullens by Georgiana1234 reviews
It is even more rainy than the days that are rainier days than usual in Forks and the Cullens find themselves yet again with nothing to do. When Esme finds a old dressing up box what chaos will insue?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006
Home Improvement Cullen Style by hellopants reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction is Scary! by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Everyone loves a good old heated up Twilight fanfiction. But how will Edward and Bella react when they go on to the fan fiction network by the advice of Alice and read some? please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Lines by Scarlett71177 reviews
Bella reads Edward's palm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It was a normal night at the book shop until this guy came in. "Who's Edward?" He wanted to know. I answered him, not knowing why he would need all of this info on a fictional character. Why? For love... Or was it lust? Based on a true story. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Last Chances by FMGRE reviews
Eclipse spoiler! Bella sets out to experience a few human things while she still has the chance. Accompanied by Emmett, her last experiences are sure to be funny and entertaining.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,807 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007
Summer Vacation Cullen Style by Scarlett Redd reviews
A random fic I decided to write. Mostly cute little scenes, lots of funny moments. Fluff. R&R, PLEASE! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,503 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007
Pregnant? Version 2 0 by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
[Voldy Story] PARODY. PARODY. Used to be Pregnant?, now it's revamped [aha...no pun...] Bella's pregnant...But that's not possible...For vampires, that is...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007
Happy Meal Toys by Saiyachick reviews
When the Twilight movie comes out, the Cullen's and Bella arrive at a local fast food place and are shocked at the action figures from the Twilight movie that they recieve in their Happy Meals. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Stalker by angelofmusicxo reviews
What happens when Bella's absent and there's a new teacher who happens to have an obsession with Edward? Starring: Creepy stalker teacher! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Focus reviews
Edward's distracting talents aren't helping Bella with science. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete