Emerald Penguin
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Joined 02-15-09, id: 1838764, Profile Updated: 08-21-10
Author has written 8 stories for St. Trinian's, Alex Rider, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and Labyrinth.

Hello :)

I'm Emerald Penguin, but funnily enough, that's not what my parent Christened me. I will admit right now to being terrible at updating storys, mainly because I'll have a flash of inspiration for the beginnings, write and post that, then realise I need a plot... But I'm getting better! Promise! :)

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Books-- Pride and Prejudice (The bests book ever written), The Book Thief, His Dark Materials, The Edge Chronicles, Inkheart, The Theif Lord, Narnia Chronicles, The Immortals (Why is there no fanfiction for this series?), Alex Rider, Chocolat, The Lollipop Shoes, Blackberry Wine (Yeah, I like Joanne Harris)

Films-- Labyrinth, St. Trinians, Pirates of the Caribbean (How did Jonney Depp go for being the King of Cool Captain Jack to the ultra creepy WillyWonka??), Four Weddings and a Funneral (watch with tissues), Notting Hill, Meet Joe Black (more tissues), The classic Disney films, 21, The Day After Tomorrow, Kingdom of Heaven... The list goes on...

TV-- OC, Smallville, Dark Angel, Roswell, House and other stuff that happens to be on.

Love and chocolate!!

Emerald Penguin

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Good Feelings by candysays reviews
In Memory of John Hughes. Neither knows if they'll have more than those stolen moments, but each feels those moments are worth more than, well, diamonds. Are they as hard to break? It just keeps going and going Hard T. Really hard.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 195,770 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 8/10/2009
Angels and Demons by Blue-Winter-Angel reviews
High School, it's never easy, especially when you're a Super Hero. When Jamie Stronghold meets Warren Peace, she starts to fall for him.. Not to mention, alter egos may be a little tough to manage. Soon to be edited and rewritten.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Warren P. - Complete
One Thread Pulled by Artemis Acorn reviews
PREVIEW - Now that the book has been published, only the first chapter remains on FFN as a preview. What would have happened if Lizzy did not hear the insult "She is tolerable I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me" at the Assembly Ball? How does Elizabeth behave when her own pride was not mortified? This AU version explores the possibilities
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
The Girl in the Rain by my angel of justice reviews
The ground was moving the light was dancing, and the rain was sing it song but for one boy the ground was strangely sill the light did not danced and the rain did not sing. L&J disclaimer i don't own any Character you know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Head in the Clouds by dorkoriffic reviews
The diary of Luna Lovegood during her sixth year at Hogwarts, as she manages to survive the Carrows, the Malfoy's Basement, the Final Battle at Hogwarts, and Draco Malfoy's cooking. Funny? Hopefully. Completely canon-compliant except for the obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,925 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Flight Delay by ZeGabz reviews
A blizzard traps our two favorite Shiz students in a crowded airport with an unwanted friend . . . only hilarity can ensue. My Lurlinemas challenge. Fiyeraba
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,162 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Foxglove by Annwyd reviews
A twist in life and the Games changes the way Cinna sees the world forever. Just why did he ask for District 12, anyway?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Cinna, Finnick O. - Complete
Alex and KUnit by K-UNITisHERE reviews
Alex meets K-Unit again. Jack is gone and Alex gets to know them. See what happens. My first fic. Please review
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,910 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Bella by Mr.Miyagi reviews
Layla and Will have a daughter who begins to go to Sky High
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,305 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 11/18/2007
Project SAS by sheluby94dreamer reviews
Alex is back in school after his latest mission Snakehead. He's in his tenth year, and after two weeks in, Scorpia decides to take over his school for revenge. Alex and twenty other students are forced to go to SAS camp because they were witnesses.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,039 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008
A Modern Day Pride and Prejudice by CrazyCatLadyomgiluvcatssomuch reviews
I have written this as closely to the real Pride and Prejudice as I could, but no one can write like the wonderful Jane Austen.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,070 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008
Heading For Disaster by KKLax13 reviews
One meaningless soccer game could change Ryan's life forever...who will be there to help him recover? Rated T just in case. Please read and review, it's my first fan fiction!
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,846 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Ryan A. - Complete
The Devil Does Exist by Chibi-no-oneesan reviews
Sarah's had three blissfully normal years. Three years without having to see the Lord of the Labyrinth. Unfortunately, Jareth reappears in her life as Professor J King, and he's got some incriminating pictures of our heroine. JxS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,061 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The Making of a Queen by Artemis Samhain reviews
Sarah Williams' life changed drastically after the Labyrinth. Now, studying at Hogwarts School, she is known as the Ice Queen, aloof and hearteless. So when she comes face to face with the only man capable of awakening her emotions, what will she do?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 145,073 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Jareth, Harry P.
The Torture Never Stops by Werepuppy Black reviews
Everyone thinks that I’m ultimate bad guy. The criminal. No feelings, doesn’t give a damn about anything or anyone. Selfobsessed little asshole who could only better himself by dropping of the face of the earth never to be seen again.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
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Engaged reviews
The girl's plan to set Kelly and Flash up takes an unexpected turn when his life beyond St. Trinian's is dragged into the open; forced to keep up the charade they must attend events as a real couple, but how long will it be before pretend becomes reality?
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010
A Second Chance reviews
Despite being ruled 'not guilty' the Malfoys are still hated by much of the wizarding world. What will Draco do to ensure his son has a shot at the life he never had?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Caught on Camera reviews
The geeks have the whole school rigging but not all the footage is allowed to be seen. Kelly is the Head girl after all, and more than entitled to pull a few strings. Kelly/Flash
St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010
Phoenix Gang reviews
The leader of the most revered criminal gang in the world has come to St. Trinians, and that's the good news. Geoffrey is on the war path and won't be happy until he has brought down the girls the beat and humiliated him once and for all. Flash/Kelly
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,602 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009
Missing in Action reviews
Alex went on a mission. He didn't come back. Now it's up to K-Unit to rescue him and bring him home. Only trouble is they have to find him first and once they do, will he want to be rescued?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 5/24/2009
A little competition? reviews
Flash is off limits, everyone knows that, students and teachers alike. Unfortunatly it looks like the new English teacher didn't get the memo. How will Kelly face having some competition for Flash? K/F
St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
She left reviews
After Sarah left Jareth fell apart. The Doctor wants to help but will Jareth let him? Especially now he's beginning to question his and Rose's relationship S/J & DRX/R
Crossover - Doctor Who & Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jareth
Final Mission reviews
Dr Who/Alex Rider/M.I.High cross over Alex finds out he's not the only teenage agent working for MI6. The Doctor finds out he's not the one who's still running. Can they band together to save the Earth or will past memories hurt too much? Alex/OC
Crossover - Doctor Who & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/23/2009 - 10th Doctor