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Joined 02-15-09, id: 1838769, Profile Updated: 12-30-14
Author has written 2 stories for Gakuen Alice, and Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ.

Smooth Criminal might be revised.

Still dropping reviews here and there. If you want one for you story, don't hesitate to PM me.

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Branded by this.pen.is.red reviews
Previously titled 1034959229 Anesthetic Shots. AU set in the future, where certain human beings are genetically engineered for the sake of being a romantic partner of another. Love is prohibited beyond the relationship between customer and Product. Enter Product 1034959229, who is no exception to the rule. But then comes love. And then things get messy.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Hotaru I., Natsume H., Ruka N.
Nanny Mikan! by Infinite Colors reviews
AU. What happens if, when you first met your new boss, you accidentally hit him with a gigantic spoon because you thought he was murderer? Well, the foregone conclusion would be; he firing you but not in this case. After that you just want to kill each other but you can't because you both have to take care of someone. (Beta-Reader Needed!)
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Meet Mr Perfect by Miharu Endou reviews
When you have everything you could possibly wish for in the palm of your hands, what else could there be to ask for? A love life, perhaps? NxM
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,871 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S.
the tsundere diaries by GryfoTheGreat reviews
Midorima Shintarou records his life, his loves, his loathes and his ingrained fear of his mother's cooking. No pairings.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Midorima S.
Betrayal In Its Simplest Form by Virelei reviews
One day, Seirin realizes Kuroko's strange behavior. Kuroko comes day after day to practice, harboring more injuries than before. Is Kuroko holding a dark secret? Determined to find out, Seirin investigates in Kuroko's life, soon to find something shocking. But GoM are already on their move. Overprotective!GoM. Warnings of abuse and language.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,827 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Kuroko T., Akashi S., Generation of Miracle - Complete
Reset by Ridley Silverlake reviews
When summer began, Draco and Hermione made a deal, and a summer affair was all it was. But when it's about to end, Draco finds himself feeling more than he ever expected himself to. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chasing After a Horoscope Idiot by TILAgal reviews
Chasing after a certain horoscope freak was extremely difficult. Editing the horoscope, wearing a ridiculous bunny suit and even enlisting the help of the GoM members were all part of his terribly failed attempts to woo the idiot. But Takao knows that the end justifies the means and his efforts in getting this idiot to fall in love with him if he ever succeeds would pay off.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,351 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
To Hell With Romance by Kitty Cavallone reviews
Was he out of his mind, or just simply out of his friggin mind? She finally found her answer when she found herself wrapped in his tight embrace. They were both out of their minds.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Hotaru I., Natsume H. - Complete
Carpe Diem by Mishaa reviews
Of Midorima and Kise during the peak of their Teikou days. Their quirks and rituals in one day and the after effects of one bad move.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Midorima S., Kise R.
Three Wishes by IndigoGrapefruit reviews
Being a genie is not easy, especially when your master is and has been in love with you since you were human… Wait a minute…
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,361 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Ten minutes is all I ask for by Lucathia Rykatu reviews
There are two boys that command Riko's admiration. The first loses it. The second helps the first gain it back. Riko's life really isn't a basketball match, but sometimes it might as well be one. Riko/Hyuuga, Riko/Kiyoshi.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Aida R., Hyuuga J., Kiyoshi T. - Complete
The Day Draco Malfoy Discovered Porn by Miharu Endou reviews
Draco concluded that Muggles indeed are the most confusing creatures he has ever encountered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blinded by Annabelle Rae reviews
She knew that betrayal was inexcusable, especially when it came to the person who cared for her the most. But in the end, what could she have done? After all, love makes one irrational.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Luna K. - Complete
Draco's Retreat by Ridley Silverlake reviews
DRAPPLE. Why was it that every time he found himself at the cliff of his emotions, there would always somehow be an apple to try and make him feel better?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Summer Mails by Red Checkers reviews
One summer day, Mikan finds a document that could turn her life upside down. Curious, she emails it in search of help...but then to the wrong person.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012
Nobody's Home by The Tortured Poet reviews
When Koko was twelve, he got accepted into Alice Academy, leaving his friends and homelessness behind. Now fifteen, Kitsuneme and Sumire are still living that life, wishing they could see him again. SumireKoko. KokoKitsu and SumireKitsu friendship. -2-
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Sumire S.
My Strolling Prince by Infinite Colors reviews
For Abby. At first I thought he was the one then it turns out he was just a jerk so I decided to ignore him but fate decided that we were meant to meet and destined to be together./AU/NxM/One-shot/RnR/
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Dear Writer by bickeringgibberish reviews
Gakuen Alice characters write letters to Gakuen Alice Writers #5MH
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
The Tales of the Clueless by Polkadots24 reviews
#11 - We realize that life is just really a big game to be played.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011
Morning Meetings by KidTantei reviews
'Twas once upon a Domo pencil case. For Mishie Eru, from your Secret Santa
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Kokoro Y., Mikan S. - Complete
A State of Disequilibrium by Hilaire reviews
In which it's the Last Dance, and Hotaru Imai finally confesses her feelings – without the actual confession. Oh, but it's gonna be legendary. Takes place six years after the anime, with references to the manga. Hotaru-centric. One-shot.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Hotaru I. - Complete
Field Trip by blackcat9517 reviews
The Gakuen Alice students are in a sticky situation as they are taken hostage by the Joker.
Crossover - Batman & Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
Plethora of Felicity by Ria Lee reviews
A stronghold for all Gakuen Alice one-shots and snippets.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011
Six Times Poseidon Visited by alwaysuptonogood reviews
Six times Poseidon openly checked on his son whilst he was growing up. After all - he was just checking that he was safe . . . Pre-series. Canon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,523 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
High Tides by boysinabooth reviews
It's hard enough to love someone you know you can't have, but even harder when you don't know how much longer you can love them. ZM&MF
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,223 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Zack M., Maddie F.
Swords, Sakura & Mayonnaise by keyascribe reviews
Moments from Edo. Shinsengumicentric. Ratings & level of HxO vary.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,680 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hijikata T., Okita S.
Life of a Teenage Prostitute by Mademoiselle Mirage reviews
Her goal was only about the money. That was it and nothing else. She made a rule that she’ll never love a customer and that they shouldn’t love her back until he came around and things started going mad. Now why is he so determined to break that rule?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,466 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Vegetables by Marse Speaks reviews
Sumire struggles to force Koko eat vegetables.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sumire S., Kokoro Y. - Complete
Beating Ruka Up by Claire Poncherrii reviews
They're all older, and they're even crazier! Well, at least Mikan is. "What's up your arse" he sneered. "Your stupid, inconsiderate best friend!" Mikan is ready to break Ruka's neck, but will Natsume save the day again? Light humor! R&R. One-Shot
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
The Price of Doubt by sakuraheartz reviews
“Goodbye, Natsume.” She pulled the ring off, reluctantly placed it on the counter and she wobbly ran off the apartment with a broken heart.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,721 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Graded Recitation by November Romeo reviews
After an argument during Mr. Narumi’s class, Mikan finds herself making up with Natsume at the vending machine.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
After the Credits Roll by DevilPup reviews
My version of how the story continues after the credits roll. Smitchie, Naitlyn. All the ups and downs of dating a rockstar. Rating may change. 7/12: Complete. 7/15: Sequel up. 11/12: Sequel's sequel up. Translated into Spanish! Link in profile.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,836 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Shane G., Mitchie T. - Complete
Bonded by archdemonlord reviews
The academy’s finally getting serious about dealing with Mikan’s alices, and the Dangerous Ability Class is getting a new teacher in the bargain. What’s going to happen next? Read and find out…
Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 168,710 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
My Best Friend's Girlfriend by November Romeo reviews
Natsume knew his place. He knew it as surely as he did when he told Ruka he would be okay with them being together. Still, that didn't stop him from waiting.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
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Smooth Criminal reviews
"Genius, in fact. Hyuuga and Nogi are trapped in your hands now."-"Exactly," she smirked. "This is my game after all." UPDATED: CHAPTER FIVE!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,935 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
The Wrong Piece reviews
This is why Takao couldn't understand why there was something wrong. This is why Takao couldn't understand why even though all the pieces of the puzzles fit, he didn't.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Takao K. - Complete