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Joined 02-15-09, id: 1838840, Profile Updated: 11-01-12
Author has written 49 stories for Hogan's Heroes, StarTrek: Other, Harry Potter, Babylon 5, and Adderly.

Hi!

What can I say about myself? Well, I'm a happily married father of 3 rather energetic children (2 girls & 1 boy). I work as a retail manager, and in my spare time I like to read fanfiction. Hey, it's a lot cheaper than buying books...did I mention I support three kids? Well, I guess its time I gave something back.

The last time I actually wrote fanfiction was back when Bill Clinton was being impeached (at the time, I used to write Babylon 5 fanfiction/poetry for the J&D Storybook...how time flies), so I decided I would get back into things by writing some fiction on, of all things, Hogan's Heroes! For myself, I really enjoy good quality stories that involve the Heroes, Harry Potter, Back to the Future, and other works, so I guess I'll be writing some fiction from time to time to keep my mind organized and in shape (did I mention the three kids that run through it?)

Have a nice day!

80sarcades

UPDATE: I would just like to say THANK YOU to everyone that nominated and voted for my stories in the Papa Bear Awards! For the first time ever, I've won an award for fan fiction writing after goodness knows how many years of trying! Really, however: I'm just glad that I was able to entertain someone with my stories and perhaps give them a laugh or two. That's the honest truth. The six 2011 PBA's are just the icing on the cake.

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Trust by Silent Number reviews
When a group of new prisoners arrives at Stalag 13, trust becomes an issue, and not just for Hogan and his men.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,004 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Complete
Dust of the Stars by bryan0711 reviews
The Colonies believed themselves alone in the galaxy. The Cylons were their only enemy. After a confrontation between the Valkyrie BSG and Ha'tak motherships the Colonies are thrown onto the galactic scene, unprepared, for an inevitable confrontation...
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 323,498 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 4/5/2010 - J. O'Neill, W. Adama
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 394,869 - Reviews: 3981 - Favs: 5,256 - Follows: 5,658 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Stranded in 1943 by 2Lot reviews
A German college student living in 2012 somehow ends up in the Hogan's Heroes' universe, in 1943. Frightened and alone, who is she going to turn to? Is it safe to reveal her identity to anyone or better to just lie? Are the Heroes even going to believe that she is from the future and not a Nazi spy? -Possibly romance.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - P. Newkirk, R. Hogan
The Groundhog Lied! by jodm reviews
The calendar says it's spring. The weather says it's still winter. What to do? Blame the groundhog! A light-hearted tale for everyone who's tired of snow.
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Steve M. - Complete
Rock Solid Evidence by jodm reviews
A mysterious box. An odd collection of geological specimens. One strange puzzle. Che Fong to the rescue! A very short response to a writers' challenge. Thanks to Honu 59 for the title.
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Che F. - Complete
The Wrath of the Queen of Pikes by Belphegor reviews
Written for the Black Pearl forum "Piece of Eight" challenge. Why does the Pirate Lord of the Mediterranean Sea carry a simple queen of spades playing card? Well, because there's a story behind it, written in seawater, paints, and blood.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Capitaine Chevalle - Complete
The Last Secret by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
Marya always had a few surprises up her sleeve for Colonel Hogan...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Marya, R. Hogan - Complete
Dear Rob by Missy the Least reviews
An old friend wants to see the former Colonel one more time. Passing mention of character death. Deep feelings, but you decide.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/21/2012 - W. Klink - Complete
Lost in The Darkness by ColHogan reviews
The men of Barracks Two and Stalag 13 are mourning the loss of Colonel Robert Hogan. But what hurts the most is not only the way in which they lost him, but Kinch, Carter, Newkirk and LeBeau believe it was their fault. ***Bronze PBA Winner-Best Long Drama.***
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 134,509 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - R. Hogan - Complete
The Crittendon Chronicles by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
The bumbling Brit tells his story...Winner of 2013 PBA for Best Portrayal of a Canon Extra, co-winner for Gold Award for Best Long Comedy, and co-winner of Silver Award for Best Long General Story.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,416 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - R. Crittendon - Complete
Stalag by Starlight by Belphegor reviews
A series of "Hogan's Heroes" snippets and snapshots. 6. Nobody in the barracks ever stops to contemplate the "might-have-beens" or the "almosts", or at least they try not to, because a guy can lose a lot of sleep over stuff like that.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012
Mademoiselle Marlene by Belphegor reviews
When strudel alone doesn't work as a distraction, a story just might, if you make it a good one...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2012 - L. LeBeau - Complete
Murphy's Law by konarciq reviews
Anything that *can* go wrong, *will* go wrong...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,701 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/24/2012 - R. Hogan - Complete
Out of the Cooler by Goldleaf83 reviews
So how do you feel about the CO who got you tossed in the cooler once you get out? An entry for the 4th Hogan's Heroes Short-Story Speed-Writing Contest. Sequel to my story "In the Cooler," though knowledge of the previous story not essential.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Complete
Into the Woods by Belphegor reviews
Granted, the mission – picking up a few downed flyers – wasn't exactly supposed to be a nice stroll through the German countryside in the first place, but Newkirk, LeBeau and Carter could have done without the exploding bridges...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,186 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Complete
Unspoken by Goldleaf83 reviews
Two weeks after "Fishing," a different topic of conversation between father and son. Well, almost.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/28/2012 - R. Hogan - Complete
Fishing by Goldleaf83 reviews
The mine fields of memory after the war may be almost as hard to negotiate as the dangers of the war itself.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2012 - R. Hogan - Complete
Das Haus aus Wachs by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
A warning for Nimrod's safety brings the Heroes to a new wax museum in Hammelburg to protect the elusive agent, as well as try to determine the agent's identity. But there is a deeper, more sinister plot going on, putting them all in great danger.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,614 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Nimrod, R. Hogan - Complete
Sometimes I Wish for the Russian Front by Jinzle reviews
Klink is on leave and the mice decide to play. Unfortunately an untimely visit from unwanted guests can upset everyone's plans.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,553 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - R. Hogan - Complete
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 353,737 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In the Truck by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
Underground members on their way to Stalag 13...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Complete
The Spirit of St Louis by Canadian Hogan's Fan reviews
On a cold winter night, LeBeau reminiscences about a magical night in Paris.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2011 - L. LeBeau - Complete
Swapping Generals by Goldleaf83 reviews
A revised, somewhat AU version of the episode "The General Swap," with backstory, epilogue and substantial missing scenes.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,407 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - R. Hogan - Complete
An Evening With Carter by Jinzle reviews
A little one shot expanding on my favorite scene in The Softer They Fall.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/17/2011 - K. Langenscheidt, A. Carter - Complete
Yesterday's Memories by Jennaya reviews
A new prisoner arrives at Stalag 13 with a dangerous secret known only by Kinch, which could affect the entire camp.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,979 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - J. Kinchloe - Complete
Twilight Camp by Bits And Pieces reviews
Hogan and Newkirk return from a mission, and are surprised to find the camp empty!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Thanks for the Hochstetter Memories by Canadian Hogan's Fan reviews
A songfic salute to 80sarcades' latest Hochstetter adventure. If you haven't read it, this may make even less sense.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Hochstetter - Complete
The Guys in the Back Row by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
Tales of Hogan's lesser-known Heroes.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,391 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Another time, another war by Glossina reviews
Lebeau reads his father's diary and learns that some friendships were just meant to be.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/25/2011 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Waiting Too by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
Sequel to "Waiting". Karl receives a letter from his cousin.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2011 - K. Langenscheidt - Complete
Young Man With a Horn by Canadian Hogan's Fan reviews
Carter is thrilled when he receives a gift from his sister Betty. He never imagine how far a small kindness could go. Continuation of I'll Be Seeing You.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - A. Carter - Complete
I'll Be Seeing You by Canadian Hogan's Fan reviews
Betty Carter is tired of working a dead end job and missing her brother on her 21st birthday. Little did she know how much things could change when a stranger comes to town. Part one of The Sisterhood of War.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2011 - A. Carter - Complete
The Unsung Hero by Sgt. Moffitt reviews
The adventures of a misunderstood Major. Winner of the 2011 Papa Bear Gold Award for most unique story, and co-winner of the Silver Award for best canon character portrayal.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,223 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Hochstetter - Complete
All the Time in the World by Bits And Pieces reviews
Hogan's Heroes/Star Trek, The Original Series crossover. The Enterprise has to go back in time to stop Hogan and his men from making a big mistake.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,167 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete
Ten Thousand Words Without a Sound by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Written for one of 96 Hubbles's challenges. When a greedy colonel gets LeBeau transferred in order to get better dining options, the Frenchman finds himself in more trouble than he expected. From the sidelines, Newkirk watches, wishing he could help.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,249 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Change Doesn't Come Easily by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Post-series, ficlit. Newkirk is finding it difficult making a living in post-war London. Perhaps a visit from an old friend can change his fortune. Friendship fic.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2010 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
Friday the 13th: Hogan Style by snooky-9093 reviews
Or, you could possibly call it Hogan's really bad and really bizarre weekend;from his point of view that is.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,344 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - R. Hogan - Complete
The Waiting Room by dust on the wind reviews
Okay, let's see if Hogan and the guys can talk their way out of this one...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Midnight Chat by Susan M. M reviews
Abraham Lincoln's ghost pays a visit to the first female president.
Commander in Chief - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Complete
He Who Saves a Single Life, Saves the Entire World by snooky-9093 reviews
Challenge Fiction: The SS have ordered the relocation of all Jewish Prisoners. Hogan's response. "Over my dead body." Please read and review. Chapter 6 notes at the end of story now revised. New information added: March 2010. 2010 Papa Bear Awards Winner
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,746 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
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Alien Nightmare Part II: The Return reviews
The bad news: the aliens have returned to Earth to unlock the secrets of our impregnable defense. The good news: Murphy's Law intervenes and sends the visitors to Roswell, New Mexico in 1947. The really good news: General Hogan and Captain Kinchloe are assigned to investigate the case. Can they solve the mystery behind their darkest nightmares? No, repeat no, slash.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,323 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 12/31/2013 - R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe
Unspoken Desire reviews
Confession was never an option. Warning: contains slash themes and mature content. Newkirk/Hogan.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - P. Newkirk, R. Hogan - Complete
Taking the Shot reviews
Major Hochstetter has his target squarely in his sights...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Hochstetter - Complete
Oh, Happy Day! reviews
Major Clack has a really good day. Oneshot.
Adderly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/8/2013 - J. Clack - Complete
The Phone reviews
Saturday night from Mona and Adderly's POV. Light romantic fluff warning.
Adderly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Mona E., V.H. Adderly
Miscellaneous Affair reviews
V.H. Adderly's regular assignments usually drive him to boredom...or to the edge of insanity. However, his next unplanned mission will send him on a chase into the unknown...
Adderly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/8/2013 - V.H. Adderly, Mona E.
Desire reviews
Two lovers walk into a bedroom...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Complete
DON'T SAY THE NAME! 2013 Edition reviews
The results of the Papa Bear Awards forces one of the Heroes to visit the real world. Unfortunately, his plan has a slight flaw...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2013 - R. Hogan - Complete
Hope reviews
Sometimes, John Sheridan just likes to watch...
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2013 - J. Sheridan, Delenn - Complete
Alien Nightmare reviews
Once upon a time, a group of Heroes unknowingly saved the planet Earth from an alien invasion...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - R. Hogan - Complete
With A Little Bit Of Luck reviews
Sometimes, catching the 'bad' guy has its own rewards. One-shot.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Hochstetter, R. Hogan - Complete
The Other Time The Colonel Was Ordered Home reviews
How would you convince him to stay? Well...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/31/2012 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Darkness reviews
It wasn't the first time Peter Newkirk had traveled through the graveyard. This time, however, it might be his last...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - P. Newkirk - Complete
It's Almost Over reviews
The Obama/Romney/Hogan/Hochstetter/Klink campaigns for the Presidency enter the final day...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - R. Hogan, Hochstetter - Complete
Silent Explosions reviews
A touching romance between a simple man and the plastic explosive that loved him. Written for the SSSW challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/20/2012 - A. Carter - Complete
Hochstetter's Stalag: Butterfly Effect reviews
Continuation of 'Hochstetter's Stalag.' Death, visiting Stalag 13, has a chat with Colonel Hogan concerning his men. WARNING: Temporary Character Death - 2. Complete.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,526 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - R. Hogan, Hochstetter - Complete
DON'T SAY THE NAME! reviews
Horrifying information is received by our Heroes; news that has nothing to do with the Germans, or the war...yet which drives them to equally desperate measures to solve their 'problem'.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2012 - R. Hogan, Hochstetter - Complete
New Year Fireworks reviews
Hochstetter's New Year starts off with a bang...just not the way he wanted.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Hochstetter - Complete
The Visitor reviews
No one is ever truly alone on Christmas Day...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/25/2011 - R. Hogan - Complete
Hogan's Other Nemesis reviews
The Colonel never saw it coming...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Hochstetter, R. Hogan - Complete
The Hogan Zone: The Key of Time reviews
Meet James Kinchloe, a lonely man condemned to relive the mistakes of the past. Now in his golden years, James wonders what the point of his life was, and is. He will soon find out that every life has a purpose…courtesy of the Hogan Zone.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,739 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - J. Kinchloe, R. Hogan - Complete
The Guest reviews
Postwar fiction. Twenty-three years after the end of World War II, Peter Newkirk, now the owner and operator of a bed and breakfast in the United States, receives an interesting guest. Written for the Short-Story Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/18/2011 - P. Newkirk - Complete
The Return of Hochstetter! reviews
The sequel to Hochstetter Strikes Back! This time, our kidnapped heroine...er, hero...finds himself trapped in 1943 Germany! Will he be able to defeat the Major once and for all and find the way home? Or will his wife collect on the life insurance?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,909 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Hochstetter - Complete
Hochstetter Strikes Back reviews
Sequel to 'What Is This Man Doing Here' Major Hochstetter reenters our world and hunts down a certain author...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Hochstetter - Complete
Even The Generals Have Bad Days reviews
Postwar fiction. Major General Hogan, now commander of the Eighth Air Force, runs into some 'familiar' characters. Complete.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - R. Hogan - Complete
What Is This Man Doing Here? reviews
Major Hochstetter visits the real world.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Hochstetter - Complete
Requiem, For A Memory reviews
Klink visits Arlington National Cemetery, and the grave of a fallen Hero.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/27/2010 - W. Klink, J. Kinchloe - Complete
With A Little Help reviews
Christmas Eve at Stalag 13 features a surprise 'visitor'.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
Oh, Major reviews
What Christmas would be complete without a carol dedicated to our favorite Gestapo Major? Enjoy!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Hochstetter - Complete
Oh, Little Town of Hammelburg reviews
A 'fractured' Christmas carol featuring our favorite town. Enjoy!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
Deck the Stalag reviews
*2011 PBA Bronze Award for Best Poem/Songfic* More Hogan's Heroes Christmas fun! Set to 'Deck the Halls...'. Enjoy!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
Hammelburg Night, Explosive Night reviews
A Hogan's Heroes parody of Silent Night. Nothing ever stays quiet around Hammelburg for long...not when the Heroes are involved!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
A Hochstetter Christmas Eve reviews
Major Wolfgang Hochstetter finally goes too far. A Hogan's Heroes parody of *The Night Before Christmas*.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Hochstetter - Complete
Prisoners of Honor reviews
AU. The team is captured by Hochstetter and the entire operation is blown. NOT a torture fic, but does have a twist at the end. Please read & review. Complete.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,890 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - R. Hogan, Hochstetter - Complete
Where is Colonel Hogan? reviews
A summary of thoughts about our favorite Colonel.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2010 - R. Hogan - Complete
Evolution reviews
So why did Newkirk talk to General Barton? Missing backstory and scene to 'The General Swap' episode.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/11/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
48 reviews
*2011 PBA Bronze Award for Best Long General Story* Newkirk and LeBeau team up to give the Colonel a special gift.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/13/2010 - P. Newkirk, R. Hogan - Complete
Dreams of Reality reviews
*2011 PBA Gold Award for Best Short Drama* Everyone has to dream sometime. Even in Stalag 13...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
Mother Knows Best reviews
*2011 PBA Bronze Award for Best Original Character* Colonel Hogan's good deed has unintended results.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/24/2010 - R. Hogan - Complete
Lost in Harry Potter reviews
Harry Potter brings down the Dark Lord, defeats the Death Eaters, brings peace to the Wizarding World, and, more importantly, gets the girl of his dreams. Just one slight problem: Harry wasn't the one that did it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Price of Supply reviews
Ever wonder about the guy that filled Colonel Hogan's requests?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Complete
You Can Never Escape reviews
...death and taxes. Even as a POW in Stalag 13.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/15/2010 - R. Hogan, Hochstetter - Complete
Klink's Lousy Birthday reviews
Colonel Klink is going to enjoy his birthday. As usual, everything goes wrong.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2010 - W. Klink - Complete
An Officer's Duty reviews
Colonel Hogan's thoughts, POV. Why he stayed at Stalag 13.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/15/2010 - R. Hogan - Complete
Hochstetter's Stalag reviews
*2011 PBA **DOUBLE** Silver Award Winner: Best Supernatural Story; Best Teaser* The bad news: Major Hochstetter knows all about Colonel Hogan's operation. The good news: he can't tell anybody. Read and review; anonymous reviews accepted.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Hochstetter - Complete
Sometimes, you just never know who's watching reviews
Q ruins Major Hochstetter's moment of victory. Hogan's Heroes / Star Trek crossover
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Hochstetter - Complete
Censored! reviews
*2011 PBA Silver Award for Best Original Character* In wartime, an escaping prisoner can tie up enemy resources. Then again, so can a single letter...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - R. Hogan - Complete
What Promotion? reviews
Colonel Hochstetter should have known better than to get drunk...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Hochstetter, R. Hogan - Complete
Always Bet on Thirteen: A Stalag Tale reviews
Poetry...the Hogan's Heroes way! Enjoy!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete