Author has written 18 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Metal Gear, Harry Potter, X-Men, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Final Fantasy VII, X-overs, House, M.D., and Misc. Anime/Manga.
I is teen w/ yaoi fetish. see meh run at
fanart is posted HERE:
song of the siren:
SOTS webcomic (and fanart)
the webcomic that was based around Electrical secrets is my homepage. check it out!
and as a response to fangirl666's comment : link here :B
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a ORIGINAL CHARACTER, so IT MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. Throw it out if something is wrong
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
And, because this one is missing:
I’m UKRANIAN, so I MUST like PEROGIES, KUBASA and be OVERWEIGHT.
that was fun... must go study now kthxbye.
this is me:
The way I see life, is two-fold. There is the commonly perceived view of, yes, life sucks, it isn’t fair, you don’t always get what you want, etc etc. This is commonly proved by bad luck among other 'laws', Murphy included. However, I have also discovered something much greater in my 17 years of life. The true meaning of life, which in itself is threefold. I believe, personally, with all my heart and just as much as I believe, that life isn’t fair, that life is all about Living, loving and laughing.
Living is the easiest to explain. Live to your fullest, don’t back down, even in the face of obstacles, when you don’t know or understand, find out. In addition, never, ever back down, carpe diem, as the Latin say, seize the day. for, as one of the children of earth and the future of mankind, it is truly my, and my fellow peers to make the world a betterment of itself, not for ourselves, as our parents and grandparents have done, but for our children, and out children's children to savor.
Loving. There are many types of love, some harder to explain, some not really love at all, just mere expressions, or slang. However, all are equally important. The little loves, the expressional and slang loves are the little ones that keep our everyday lives going, in and out, without fail. Next in line is the love of one's friends. I cannot go without mine, for they are, essentially, a lifeline. a world without friends, shoulders to cry on, and in turn lend a shoulder for crying upon, people who share your interests and don’t judge you, or over judge you as you need it, would be... let's just say that it would be rather boring, and quite unproductive. The next love is that of a parent for their child, and the love of a child for their parents. Yes, often they suck, but they're usually right. Scratch that, always right. In addition, a girl, or boy cannot help but love them. Raised in a strict split family, I never felt the real outside world as many other kids have. I know the love, and bitter rivalry of siblings, the loss of loved ones, the careful precision that just barely keeps the entire household from crumbling. There is never a doubt, however, that love binds me to my family and no matter how much of a douche they’re to me, and I can’t help it. I could never leave my family to fend for them, ever. The last and final type of love is the most important. Love for one's self. I can’t say I don’t hate myself sometimes, everyone does. Even as I write this, guilt presses upon my need for chocolate, and for other things. I find that my helpful personality is probably one of the most annoying and frustrating things about me. I can’t help but be polite to superiors, even when they shun me for who I am. However, I am way off topic by now. Loving yourself is the first step to self-improvement. For, when one truly loves something, they cannot help but spot the flaws, and in effect begin the repair process, though something’s may never change. As the bible states, one must have the intelligence to know that something’s can be changed, some things cannot, and the wisdom to know the difference. I have come to accept I am a rather introverted doodler and artist, with decent posture, a couple bad habits im working on, a little loud at times, and have an eye for little details, if not the big ones.
The final part to understanding life is Laughter. What can one say? I try, with all my might, to laugh once a day. Not little titters at the internet, though they do count, but the good, solid laughter, the kind that, when I really get going, ends up with me on the floor, trying to breathe through uncontrollable laughter. The kind that makes one's GUT hurt after, sometimes during. Your gut is your greatest weapon, after all. Even if consciously you can’t figure, out if, it’s a good idea or not, your subconscious will always tell you when to fight or fly.
To that point, Life has one enemy. Fear. Fear rips away laughter; slaughters love, and kill the passion that burns within to live. A scared man will hide his entire life in one room, his life only being called so because he did, in fact, breathe and die on earth. That is the one thing I truly fear, being so scared I am rendered useless. I am at life's door, ready to head out, to make something of myself that'll make my family and friends proud of me, something that my siblings can look up to and say, "Yeah, that's my sister".
Recently, however, I have found myself fearing more and more. Spiders, I have always disliked. Just a phobia. However, the past two years, since the starting of grade 11, I have been afraid. I know what it is, but I have no clue how to start discovering it for what it truly is. I know the pieces are their, but what I’ve found to date has left me pondering the giant missing pieces. Daily, I find myself asking why. I don’t watch the news, why? Because it depresses me. I absolutely LOATHE being depressed, being reminded of the senseless battles that are claiming the lives of, not only men and women who went to fight to protect me and my peers from the crimes of humanity, but also the millions of lives that are ruined by the soldiers being there, and for being there are destroyed. None left to realize that, seriously, there is no need for war. At all. If we all just stopped acting like petulant children, and sat down to talk like that mature adults we pretend to be, there would be a lot less lost. Sure, disagreements would still break out, but the point of being an adult, and a responsible adult at that, is to work it out without reporting to pulling hair and kicking shins. Fights at the sandbox have always been disproved by mother, why can’t the people play mommy to the squabbling politicians, and just...
Then there’s religion involved. Fear just wafts from that. the contradictories, the unnecessary violence and spreading, God says that he or she or they gave Humans free will, so what stand does it give for allowing people of that religion trying to force others to join their religion? There are many questions that need answering, yet it is blasphemy to question god. I smell a hoax, personally. Not to say I don’t believe in god(s)/goddess (es), I just believe as my father showed me, a theory that makes sense when looked at. Mirrors are one piece, and when shattered become millions, yet when reassembled, remake the entire picture. Hence, the truth cannot be described in a single religion, but in all combined.
-To be continued eventually-
thank you for putting up with that long speal of deep bullcrap~! 83