Very Festive
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Joined 02-15-09, id: 1839097, Profile Updated: 02-20-09
Author has written 2 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Harry Potter.

My overactive imagination and adoration of fictional characters has gotten me into trouble before.

Recently, I attended a free showing of the Dark Knight at a local theater. I thought that it was going to be this big thing (we live in a small town), so I went all out dressing up. I put on bright red lip stick, wore my beloved Joker cartoon boxers, and just for fun, a pair of ho-tastic hig heels. Of course, when we arrived, the theater was half full at best and everyone stared at me like I was crazy (which I am - crazy for the Joker!). And when I went up to the table at the entrance to buy a raffle ticket, the boy and girl there just kind of looked me up and down and told me I "looked nice." Translation: skankity-skankish. Then I showed them my super special awesome shorts that had been hidden under the hem of my coat and it made sense. When the boy picked his tongue up off the floor, he said, "Oh, very festive."

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Dear Diary, Today I Stalked Snape reviews
The young girls experience everyday life at Hogwarts. Lots of voyeurism, "wands," tentacle rape, and knickers. Charlotte's letters written by MasterAkira.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/30/2009 - OC, Severus S.
Stage Fright reviews
Give in.You know you want to.He's so pretty.But it's so wrong.Fantasies too vile to be put into words are fulfilled.Beware of adult themes,situations,and less-than-polite sexual behavior.Like every other Joker/OC you've read but with a very festive flair.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,508 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Joker