Author has written 12 stories for Knight Rider.
Hi. My name is Jessica and I am really not a great writer. I have set up my own AU with my own characters, but they probably aren't as great as they should be. But I absolutely love Knight Rider, old and new. So if anyone has any ideas as to what I can do, please let me know. Anyways, see ya around!
A bit about me:
Favorite Animal: Horses (I have two of my own)
Favorite Car: 2009 Dodge Challenger SRT8 Blacktop (Kile)
Favorite Truck: A Black 2010 Dodge Diesel Mega Cab 1 Ton Dually with 5 in Magna Flow exhaust and a large lift kit
Other Cars I Want More Than Anything In The World:
1982 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am (Ki2t)
A 2009 version of the above truck
BFT Dodge Ram
(already have but trying to repair) 1970 Dodge Challenger
1969 Mach 2 Mustang
1969 Shelby Cobra GT500KR (if they make them)
2008 Mustang Selby Cobra GT500KR (Ki3t)
Favorite Music: Anything Country or Rock
Favorite Color/s: Black and Red
Favorite Countries: (places I have been to) Australia (2), Scotland, England (2), Italy, France, Malta, the Vatican City, the airport of Germany (it counts, I stepped onto the tarmatt), and Mexico (2), plus I have been to over half of the US states.
Favorite Football team (American): Denver Broncos
I love to draw, paint, sketch, horse back ride, dirt bike ride, quad ride, write, read, and a bunch of other things I can't even think about right now.
I absolutely LOVE Knight Rider and Transformers! Kitt and Optimus are the best there are! I'm thinking of doing my own TF fic as well...but I am not sure. Right now though I'm still doing Knight Rider. :D
Kile's Face Book Profile. Type in face book . com before all this:
Kasey's Face Book Profile. Type in face book . com before all this:
Stories in Progress:
Working on some.
Kile and Kasey-Kasey is somewhat like a nobody. When a Challenger comes to pick her up from school, her life completely changes.
Fun In The Sand-Kasey and Kile go to Pismo Beach with their new family. This is just a vacation story. There is no real big action, just Kile and Kasey getting know each other more.
A little about the characters:
Kile-Knight Industries Living Entity, he is an artificial inteligence housed in a black 2009 Dodge Challenger SRT10 Blacktop. (The picture in my avatar is him.) He has the same functions as Ki2t (Knight Industries Two Thousand) and Ki3t (Knight Industries Three Thousand) but with some differences. For one, he has the better engine and can go faster speeds. He is almost a mix of the original Ki2t and Ki3t. He has a Molecular Bonded Shell (MBS) along with a nanoskin. The interior has some buttons on the dash like Ki2t but has the same design as Ki3t. Kile's voice modulator is like Ki3t's only instead of blue with a red dot, it is red with a black dot. His scanner is like Ki3t's and on the front of his hood on the edge. Kile is a quick learner and is really taking a liking to Kasey. He hopes to stay with her whether she chooses to go back to school or stay with her family. If you want to see what he looks like, go to:
kileandkasey. webs. com
Just take out the spaces. Click on 'Kile' and you will see what he is supposed to look like!
Kasey Tanner/Knight-She is an ordinary 17 year old Junior in high school. She has red hair and brown eyes and is 5'10". She gets good grades in school and has different hobbies; drawing, riding horses, and dreaming about muscle cars and trucks. (Can anyone guess what her favorite type is? You guessed it, DODGE!) Her parents are Michael and Bonnie Knight and was adopted out as a baby for fear that she would be in danger. She has a half-brother (Michael Knight Junior) and they get along well. Her life is completely flipped upside down when Kile comes to pick her up from school.
Michael and Bonnie Knight, Michael (Mike) Knight Jr., Sarah Graimen, Billy Morgan, Zoe Chae-Everyone knows about these guys.
Ki2t-Knight Industries Two Thousand, originally the 1982 Trans Am but upgraded with new technology to a 2011 Trans Am Concept Car. Michael is still his partner and now has two sons, Kile and Ki3t, and a brother, Karr. Michael, Bonnie, and him still live at the Knight Estate and once in a while help others in need. But with Michael's age, it is kept to smaller deeds.
Ki3t-Knight Industries Three Thousand, still the 2008 Selby Cobra Mustang GT500KR partnered with Mike. The SSC is closed down and Charles Graimen is dead but he, Mike, and his friends continued on with FLAG. His father is Ki2t, his brother is Kile, and his uncle is Karr.
Karr-Knight Automated Roving Robot, (the original) only upgraded from a 1982 Trans Am to a 2008 Selby Cobra Mustang GT500KR like Ki3t only with a yellow scanner and a yellow globe as the voice modulator. Looks a lot like the new Karr in the new series but is nothing like him. Ki2t, Ki3t, and Kile persuade him to join them and become family. He accepts and decided that he made a good choice in doing so. His new partner is Dave Morris (we'll see him later on) and they get along fairly well for a change.
BE WARNED!! THIS PROFILE IS REALLLLLY LONG!! IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT PLEASE DO! IT'S HILARIOUS, BUT IF YOU HAVE...GO ON AHEAD AND SKIP DOWN. THOUGH I WILL BE ADDING NEW STUFF CONSTANTLY. DON'T WORRY...99 OF IT'S FUNNY! :D
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Are sitting in the jail cell with you and saying "LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"
FRIENDS: Are only through school.
BEST FRIENDS: Are forEVER!
FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.
FRIENDS: Forget you.
BEST FRIENDS: Love you forever.
FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"
FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.
FRIENDS: Like you.
BEST FRIENDS: Love you.
FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Laugh AT you...WITH you.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.
FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.
FRIENDS: Forgive you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.
FRIENDS: Politely refuse food.
BEST FRIENDS: Demand it and wipe your pantry clean.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
I am the one that has the life because I am not watching you wondering if you have one...Are you jealous?
When you try to be random, you never are, but when you randomly scream while singing a song, you are INSANE!!
the weather man should so put a picture of appropriate shoes to wear for the day on the bottom of the t v screen
Except for the great memories and learning experiences, let's forget yesterday, let's work on today, let's plan on tomorrow and envision true happiness...
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
I am way too young to be this old!!
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs
Doesn't have the Force with her, she is the Force!
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
taste the rainbow:eat crayons
when life gives you lemons,make grape juice. then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
last night,i went to bed looking at the stars thinking 'where the hell is my ceiling?'
Cheers to the losers that lost us. The winners that have us. the lucky bastards that get to meet us!
you cry, i cry.you laugh,i laugh. you jump off a bridge, i laugh harder!
i ran with scissors and lived!
people only get lost in thoughts because its unfamiliar territory.
Of all the things ive lost,i miss my mind the most.
you know its gonna be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
there are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
of all the things i miss, i miss my mind the most.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.
he who laughs last didnt get it.
officer, i swear to drunk I'm not god!
OK, so whats the speed of dark?
I'm not as think as you drunk i am.
A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them across the mother-- room
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Of course I'm talking to myself who else can I trust?
So what if we act immature idiots? We are having fun
Having the love of your life say, "We can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."(new barney song
i hate you, you hate me, this is the way its ment to be with a m16 and XXX4 no more purple dinosaur.:D)
A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a best friend will be in the room next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME! LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
Im not random. I just think faster than you. Jealous?
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!"
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
I called your boyfriend 'gay' and he hit me with his purse!
Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
"I can resist everything except temptation."
"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."
A stranger stabs you in the front
A friend stabs you in the back
A boyfriend stabs your heart
Best Friends only poke each other with straws
People who say nothing is impossible obviously haven't tried slamming a revolving door.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
\One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Being mature is overrated
Silence is so freakin loud
You say I've lost my sanity. But you can't lose what you never had.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button then you'll get disconnected.
I follow my own footsteps
Laugh as much as you Breath and Love as long as you Live
Live Life there is no take two
Reality is for people without an imagination
Live it up
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but about learning to dance in the rain
Authors write for a living, writer write to live
Your my best friend FOREVE but no R because that would be the end of FOREVER
Harry Potter is the boy that lived, then died, and now lives again
Remember that happiness is a way of travel and not a destination
Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi
Blondes are ignored, Brunettes are ignored
Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, and small minds discuss people
Without those Blonde moments life would be so dull
When the power of Love overcomes the love of Power, the world will know peace
Whenever i hear thunder i wonder if vampires are playing baseball
Life is an occasion rise to it
Be who you want to be and not what others want to see
Writing is Breathing
this is this cat
now repost this if you fell for it and dont say you didnt:) cuz i did
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile!
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or have an insane best friend, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever fallen up the stairs (and that takes talent!) copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a brick wall, copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, HyperactivleyBored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, rubyredhott92, Andrazuria, animaluvr3, AutobotGirl6, Whitedino, BuckleWinner
If you think homophobes and rapists are the biggest morons to ever set foot on the face of the earth, copy and past this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you stop to smell the pines...Copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnny Object! (If you are really random) put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Lillith Black, Darkness Sierra, AutobotGirl6, BuckleWinner
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever laughed sooooo hard that your head is pounding with a headache, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If youve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are crazy and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned of being popular. If you are the five percent who aren't concerned, copy this onto your profile.
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this onto your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you think that people who bully others are sad, loney, pitiful and quite frankly just nasty human beings copy and paste this to your profile.
If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile.
If you hate High School Musical with a burning fiery passion and wish to kill everybody who stars in it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...
If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, copy this to your profile.
If you consider your familey phsyco, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
(¸.•´ (¸. ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this.
If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.
If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this.
If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.
If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.
If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this
If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.
If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.
If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
Copy and Paste if you've got yourself an addiction to...DEIDARAAAAA!!
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Rabbit the Trix copy this into your profile. (Poor Rabbit...)
If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile
If you hate pink and love black copy this to your profile.
If you have parents that don't understand you copy this into your profile.
If you have a friend that is seriouslly hyper all the time,annoys you,thinks wrong,and every time your around her you wonder how you guys became friends, copy this into your profile. Thats me!
If you know that the government is up to something evil and hate them copy this into your profile.
If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile.
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL-I say Keith Urban
They're laughing at us because we're idiots. We're laughing at them because they just figured that out.
I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times the 1st time wen u tell it to me the 2nd time wen you explain it to me then 5 min. later wen i finally get it
Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls.
Don't knock on death's door...ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.
I run with scissors...it makes me feel dangerous.
Put this on your page if you have ever pushed on a door that said pull...
I'm the kind of girl who walks into chairs and apologizes.
Judge me...and I'll prove you wrong.
1. My brain is like a bum: it just craps out ideas randomly.
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart.
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
If someone betrays you once, it is his fault; if he betrays you twice, it is your fault.
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
He who loses money, loses much; he who loses a friend, loses much more; he who loses faith, loses all.
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.
Learn from the mistakes of others, you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Friends, you and me...you brought another friend...and then there were three...we started our group...our circle of friends...and like that circle...there is no begining or end.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why they call it the present.
Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn't exist...and never shall. There is only now.
Join the dark side... we have COOKIES!
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
I got this off of Power of the TransformersFreak01's profile... Funny!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered! Thank you whoever made them come into the writing world!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Once a key actually fell off! (laughs)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (My sister does)
People think you have A.D.D. (My friends and family tell me)
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You zone out even with other people. (My parents on a lecture)
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (My dad got really mad at me when that last happened)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
You're profile is REALLY long. (Not always, but I intend to)
You can't go to the grocery store without a pen and paper just write down a quick story add-on
Your computer runs out of memory. (NOT YET)
You can't stop writing! (I CAN'T)
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (I'm not even in college, but oh well, it's just who I am)
I guess I'm an author. . .
Got this off of GwenFan22's profile... describes alot of people on here, including me...
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
I happen to be one of those people...
I am one of the girls who will laugh when Aeropostale and other prep stores go out of business... (I to be laughing anyway)
I am one of the girls who love going into Hot Topic and finding clothes that my best friend wouldn't wear.
I am one of the girls who will read books over and over again until the pages are ripped out or even puffed up.
I am one of the girls who cried when it was annouced that Zutara was NOT a true Avatar pairing... (That is a true story, it really did happen; my sister just laughed at me though)
I am one of the girls who laughed when Tony and McGee began singing the Boondocks theme. (It was pretty funny)
I am one of the girls who tend to obsess over things that don't even make sense to the people around me.
I am one of the girls who stare in one direction and can talk to the person next to them.
I am one of the girls who have trouble talking to a guy that they have known for quite some time. (Mall+Me+10 students from my school= DISASTER!)
Copy and paste this in your profile if you have anxiously awaited your letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven, only to have your hopes dashed.
If you've ever created an OC character, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe Narnia is real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Prince Caspian is one of the sexiest fantasy characters ever created, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you think Tony and Ziva from the show NCIS are just totally made for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you listen to music in the bathroom, sing along in the shower, use your toothbrush as a microphone, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.
Put this on your profile, if you ever pushed the door that said pull.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, put this in your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnouxious preppy people, copy this into your profile.
Copy and paste any of these sayings onto your profile!
Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,
Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,
Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,
What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,
And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,
About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.
There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats.
One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,
To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,
Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.
"Where's her daddy at?"
She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,
And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,
And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,
But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,
All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.
He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike,
He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,
And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.
'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,
I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,
Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.
And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,
Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,
Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,
She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,
And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.
You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,
When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"
And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.
And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,
A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,
Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.
"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,
And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.
Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,
But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose.
And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,
And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.
Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15. Swat at flies that don't exist.
16. Tell people that you can see their aura.
17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering.
28. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.
29. Hold an auction.
30. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
31. Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.
32. Throw a rave.
33. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."
34. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
35. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.
36. When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"
37. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"
38. Have a heated debate with yourself.
39. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
40. Drum on every available surface.
41. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
42. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
43. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.
44. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
45. Propose to the other passengers.
46. Challenge people to duels.
47. Sell girl scout cookies.
48. Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.
49. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
50. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.
51. Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.
52. Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.
53. Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.
54. Shout "Food fight!"
55. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"
56. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
57. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.
58. Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!
59. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"
60. Make sushi.
61. Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."
63. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.
64. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.
65. Practice your kung fu.
66. Make race car noises when people get on and off.
67. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"
68. Fly a model airplane.
69. Do yoga.
70. Play the accordion
71. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.
72. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.
73. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.
74. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."
75. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word. i love this list and i have done some of these things add to it if you copy and paste things like i do cuz your board shitless
(A) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive!" The woman replies "I'll miss you..."
18 or lower means you’re not stupid. Erase my answers and put X to the ones you have done and put it into your profile!
(X)Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
total so far=4
(X)You have ran into a tree.
total so far=7
(X)You have accidentally caught something on fire
total so far=11
(X)Sometimes you just stop thinking
total so far=13
(X)You have eaten a bug.
total so far=16
( )You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
grand total=18-dang, perty close!
i am so smart, i am so smart s-m-a-t, i mean s-m-a-r-t. :)
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?
teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...
Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.(even though i dont/sorry all people who believe in god)
I hate school shootings.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "Mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
hehe this is me
I'm a REDHEAD and I'm a cutie,
Mess with me and I'll kick your booty,
Brunettes are smart,
Blondes think they're cool,
Well think again,
'Cause REDHEADS rule!
Losers stare make a fuss.
Just one question-
Girl u think u got it all
but u dont!
and i do
so BOOM wif dat attidude
i got sumfin dat u cant touch
choo choo train
wind me up i'll do my thang
no reeces peaces 7up
mess wif me i'll mess u up
cry now girl
u just got DISSED
QUOTES TO LIVE BY
1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE.
4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler
5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown
11.) “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown
12.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown
13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!
15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head
19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...
24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
26.) Guns don't kill people. I do.
27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.
29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.
35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
40.) Did you just call me a bch? Because a bch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
41.) So, you're a cannibal.
42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
43.) AV is Addicted to Vampires
44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again
50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke
51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.
55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.
56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.
59.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
64.) I do what cheerios tell me.
65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (haha just like Edward Cullen!! )
67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...
70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.
72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, you know that, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
this is very sad :'(
'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
If you love your dad, post this on your profile
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
domnt worry it doesnt work but repost anyway it funny
Roses are red,
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
(printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!
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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am not any of gay/lesbian but this is just fucked up.
2) most idiots will try the first fact with out reading on
3)you're smiling now with a little grin
4)your thinking how stupid you are
5)your thinking about posting this on your profile or sending it to your stupid friends
6) you still have that stupid little grin on your face
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
WHAT EACH KISS MEANS
Kiss on the Upper chest; I'm ready.
-Kiss on the Forehead; We're cute together .
-Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
-Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
-Kiss on the Neck; I want you, now.
-Kiss on the Shoulder; Your perfect.
-Kiss on the Lips; I think I like you.
WHAT A GESTURE MEANS
-Slap on the Butt; Your fun.
-Holding you tight pressed against each other; I want you.
-Looking into each other's Eyes; I like you, for who you are.
-Playing with Hair; Let's fool around.
-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
-Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
girl: Do you like me?
girl: Do you want me?
girl: Would you cry if I left?
girl: Would you live for me?
girl: Would you do anything for me?
girl: Choose--my or your life
boy: My life
girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
(I think of my grandma who passed away every time I read this.)
You can shed tears that she is gone,
Did you ever fall for someone you know you shouldn't?
Smile so the tears don't fall,
I'm not supposed to love you,
Did you ever love someone, and know they didn't care?
You don't even notice the pain in my eyes,
A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too.
A bear, a lion and a pig all meet.
Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."
Lion says: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."
Pig says: "big deal... I only have to cough, and the entire planet shits itself.
50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:
1, What color is your toothbrush?
Purple and white
2, Name one person who made you smile today:
3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
Writing more of my story
4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Arguing with my brother
5, What is your favorite candy bar?
6, Have you ever been to a strip club?
no, thats just gross
7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
“What the heck is your problem?!” to my brother
8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
10, Do you like your wallet?
Eh, its older than the hills and falling apart, but it’s worked out great for me so far.
11, What was the last thing you ate?
Steak last night.
12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
13, The last sporting event you watched?
Brother’s base ball game
14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
16, Ever go camping?
Oh heck yes!
17, Do you take vitamins daily?
Lol, vitamins? What are those? hehehe
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
No, but I do believe in god.
19, Do you have a tan?
Lol, im a redhead…even if I wanted I could most likely never get a tan
20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
YES! Chinese is the best!
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
22, What did your last text message say?
You really wanna know? hehehe
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
25, Look to your left, what do you see?
26, What color is your watch?
Black, blue, and gray
27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
The two trips I went on when I went there…ahh…I miss those days…
28, What is your birthstone?
29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
30, What is your favorite number?
13, gotta love everyone else’s hated number
31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
32, Any plans today?
33, How many states have you lived in?
34, Biggest annoyance right now?
35, Last song listened to?
In the Jeep by DJ Jester
36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Yes! And I’m proud of it!
37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
No we are not lazy!
38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
39, Are you jealous of anyone?
Nope. I have fun bein who I am
40, Is anyone jealous of you?
No idea, and I really don’t care if they are.
41, Do you love anyone?
If you're talking about a relationship then I wish…
42, Do any of your friends have children?
Yup. My older friends do.
44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
46, What color is your car?
Not a car you doofus! It’s a jeep jeep!! And he’s black :D
47, Do you like cats?
Heck to the no!!
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
No, I'm only thinking of these questions
49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
50, How did you get your worst scar?
My brother chased me into a corner. Hehe
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Result: Major Tomboy
YOUR REAL NAME: Jessica
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jesizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Horse
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Marie Bannock
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Hosjehug
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Cocacola
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Esauoae
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Hughes
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, tm7, obsessed elf, xVampirexBunnyx, Celestial-Prime-15, BuckleWinner
I aM rAnDoM
i WaLk InTo DoOrS
tHaT iS jUsT mE
ThErE aRe CeRtAiN pEoPlE
Life's A Musical Game(I decided to re-due it)
Opening Credits-Holy Water by Big and Rich (eh…okay…)
Waking Up-We’ve Got Tonight by Bob Seger (wow…lol)
First Day of School-Tall Paul by Annette Funicello (hehehehe, don’t know any tall pauls)
Falling in Love-Jerk It Out by The Caesears (lmfao!!)
Fight Song-Sissy’s Song by Alan Jackson (kinda weak don’t ya think?)
Breaking Up-Down InThe Boondocks by Billy Joe Royal (hehehe, wow)
Prom-Don't Rock the Jukebox by Alan Jackson (nope! They don’t play country songs at prom anymore! :()
Life is just...OK-Just a Dream by Carrie Underwood (that’s a good song)
Mental Breakdown-A Little More You by Little Big Town (lol!!)
Driving-Wide Open by Jason Aldean (so true! I listen to this while driving all the time!)
Flashback-You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi (hehe, I think of my dad all the time)
Getting Back Together-It’s My Life by Bon Jovi (well at least you are setting where ya stand…)
Birth of Child-Mental Health by Quiet Riot (that must be a wacko child)
Wedding-Backwoods by Justin Moore (wow!! No wonder that’s a wacko child!)
Final Battle-The Hard Way by Fort Minor (fits…)
Death Scene-In the Amrs of an Angel by Sarah McLaughlin (yeah…sad part…)
Funeral Song-Let It Go by Cavo (fits it well)
End Credits-International Harvestor (okay…out of wack there lol)
Here's how you play.
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
A list of stereotypes that should stop. If you think they should stop too, post this onto your profile. And bold the ones you are if you wish:
I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I don't like THE SUN, so I MUST be an Albino.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I hang out with a former PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS, so I MUST be a player.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I have hair that gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I have STRAIGHT 'A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I WATCH (or READ or WRITE) PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I wear A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm a FEMALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants and ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay or just want to get into the girl cheerleaders' pants.
I'm a guy who wears TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape and want to get with every single girl I see.
I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a MALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my penis.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs, wear black and date only other punks.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7 and super sexy.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken, watermelons, kool-aid and believe that Jesus wuz a brotha.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and talk with a funny accent.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids and be after every straight guy around.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean and worship the devil.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak and think I'm all knowing.
I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and worship Satan.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy and wear socks with sandals.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, white, blonde, blue-eyed, lesbian.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm WHITE and have BLACK friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
The Bottle And Me
1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Walkin' on Sunshine
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
4.WHAT IS 2+2?
Let It Go
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
House of the rising
6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Here's Your Sign Christmas
7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
She Likes To Get Out Of Town
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
A Little More You
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Good Times Roll
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Ain't Nothing 'Bout You
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Fun, Fun, Fun
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Janies got a gun
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Lean on Me
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Only In America
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Dude Loooks Like a Lady
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Now or Never
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Let The Good Times Roll
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Under my wheels
23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Fight for your right
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
The Bottle And Me
Things to do at Walmart...
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!! "
13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
Running total: 9
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
Running total: 16
21. X Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
Running total: 23
31. X After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
Running total: 32
41. Took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. X Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
Running total: 39
51. X Have done enough stupid things to take a stupid test
Running total: 49
61. X Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
Running total: 59
71. X When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
Running total: 68
81. X Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
Running total: 77
91. X As you are writing you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
Okay I'm 89 percent stupid. I know I'm crazy anywho. Stupid is just an added bonus! ;)
THE FOLLOWING MAY RESULT IN SUSPENSION,DETENTION AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT ENDS WITH -ION-
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, wow I can tell you're a blast at parties?
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, Your racist against paper aren't you.
8. Don't do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn?t do your homework say I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you're the worst teacher ever. then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say PROVE IT!
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, My goldfish died. Then burst into tears.
12.When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.
13.When you leave the class bow and say, May the force be with you, young one.
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room
18. Raise your hand and say I totally agree after everything your teacher says
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was a disturbance
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well
23. The homework's due now Oh, give me a minute then.
24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelled.
25. Run in the room screaming, THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early.
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, I'm sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream AAH MY EYES!!
29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell THE SKY IS FALLING!
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout OH NO, THEY?RE COMING FOR ME!
32. Bring in a year 7 and says he's your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34, when your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you're playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc
40. Pull out one strand of someone's hair and yell DNA!
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says I am retarded(some people may be affended by this, if you are sorry)
42. Talk to a pen.
43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what?s wrong, yell NO I WON?T SNOG YOU!
44. Yell LIAR! to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, It's spreading, IT'S SPREADING!
47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say Your worst Nightmare
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go OOOHH I KNOW THIS
49. When a teacher calls on you say, I forgot
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
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