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Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Hello All!

I am the author of "Welcome Home Bella Swan!" and "Sold!".

Update as of March 21st, 2016

In case anyone noticed the stories are suddenly gone, I have decided to take down both "Welcome Home, Bella Swan!" and "Sold!".

I wrote WHBS when I was about thirteen/fourteen and looking back at it now as a 20 year old, the story itself is a little embarrassing haha. However, writing that story was actually a very big part of my early teens and the kind reviews and likes from those who followed along with it will always be remembered fondly.

Maybe one day I'll decide to do a thorough revision and repost, but as for now both stories will stay down.

To everyone who read and enjoyed, thank you!

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The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10726 - Favs: 9,286 - Follows: 7,010 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Learn You Inside Out by wolfpgirl reviews
BxE All Human. She is a college student and reluctant dancer, trying to move on. He is a rebel, a new quarterback with a troubled past. Two unlikely people are brought together, but trials of the present and the darkness of their past may tear them apart
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,199 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 3,360 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The nonexistent disorder by sacha-lee reviews
What happens when Charlie finally notices that Edward had never eaten in front of him? He takes things into his own hands. ExB HUMOUR. I know anorexia is serious.... but I just couldn't help myself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3621 - Favs: 4,799 - Follows: 3,432 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3728 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward the Sugar Queen by Nina Windia reviews
Edward is a sugar addicted seventeen-year old who thinks he is a vampire. He is in love with Charlie Swan, who drives in the town's supply of sugar every week. But when Bella arrives, she decides to destroy their relationship and take Edward for her own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,462 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete
Yearning to Breathe Free by AgoodWITCH reviews
Alcatraz-1930's. Edward is new arrival to the Rock & wants nothing more than to go back to Washington so he can see his Bella. When E receives news from home, he & his friend Emmett make a life changing choice. Collab w/ Rosalynn for 2010 AgeOfEdward!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5698 - Favs: 3,133 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Girlfriend by Nolebucgrl reviews
FGB Collab With InfinityPoet. Based on the song Bad Girlfriend. Possessiveward & Teasella. What happens when Bella pushes Edwards buttons by flirting with other men? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 132 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 348 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by BruiserSkinGirl reviews
Bella is a homeless girl, Edward is a member of organized crime. She's discovered in a dumpster after a hit is carried out by Edward and two others. Will he kill her like he's killed other witnesses? Or will he take her under his wing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 82,094 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dog Eat Dog World by MurderedLove reviews
Loosely based off of 101 Dalmations, Jasper feels that he and his "pet" need companions. M for suggestive themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5374 - Favs: 6,992 - Follows: 3,369 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Kings of Forks by ladyinblue6 reviews
Hockey is an emotional sport for the players and the fans. For TT25.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,334 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Talk by WriteOnTime reviews
For two years, Edward's been longing for more with his pretty boho classmate, Bella Swan. The school V-Day dance is his big chance to make a move - if he can just figure out exactly what a "move" is. AH/Canon Couples. O/S for Cupid's Little Ficsters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 81 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Princess & the Pussycat by bethaboo reviews
Suave, charming, rich kid Edward Cullen has been pursuing Brooklyn bartender Bella Swan for months now, but has never gotten in--until tonight. Will it be everything he expects? Entry for Texts from Last Night Contest. Co-authored with JosieSwan. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,227 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Portrait by Aluxis reviews
Sweet moment between Esme and Carlisle. Carlisle's shares his ideas of what their children would look like as toddlers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Lucky by PrettyPretty reviews
Bella finds herself as Emmett's new statistics tutor. How did that happen? Emmett's loud and Edward was vulgar? First attempt at Twilight Fandom. A/H Canon Pairings. A little on the fluffy side. All characters belong to Ms. Meyer. I just play with them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,587 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seventeen Cakes by vanessarae reviews
Bella tries to keep her distance from Edward, thinking that she can't be hurt if he is never more than a pretty face. Too bad she doesn't let Edward in on her plan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,642 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Angel Is A Centerfold by SophiaAnne reviews
Edward's homeroom angel has been fueling his spank bank for years. What happens when he finds out he's got to share her with the rest of the world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,636 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas Surprise by dontrun reviews
When Edward takes his two kids to the Christmas tree lot he comes away with more than just a tree. Can a chance encounter lead to forever? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Give Me Fever by redemptionsong reviews
Bella fights a fever, Edward just thinks she's hot. Our favourite Twi characters get the flu. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hurricane Bells by HellaCullen reviews
Edward thought he had the sweetest girlfriend in the whole world. That is, until a certain time of the month rolled around. One-shot, crackfic, ExB, rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First Dates by adverb reviews
Edward, an engineering major at the top of his class, is about to face a challenge that no college course could have prepared him for – the dreaded first date. Will the night be a success or just another bust? One-Shot for the Googleward contest. AH. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Best Served Cold by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All Human. Bella is an undercover cop working to take down the Volturi mob family. Sexy Mobward included. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,077 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time for Control by seventeenforeverr reviews
Bella is starting art school. Edward is a sucessful business man. When they first meet, she hates him. Can this change? When bella loses her job and needs money, she wont turn to her parents. Alice hooks her up and who is her boss? OOC All human
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,752 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Turning Dust into Gold by bethaboo reviews
After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,995 - Reviews: 2140 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Public Enemy by ericastwilight reviews
Public Enemy No. 5 Edward A Masen is known for the biggest bank heists of the era. This is the story of the mastermind behind the infamous man. My entry for the Age of Edward contest. 1930's Edward. B/E Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking Beauty by Breaking.Down.Slowly reviews
Edward. Once a proud, arrogant millionaire he is now cold and alone. A beast. Bella. An innocent girl just learning to be a proper young lady in the modern world. A beauty. But fairytales aren’t reality. ExB. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,097 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Summer of '88 by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward Cullen tells the story about how he woo’d his lady love in 1988. He got a little obsessed, became a little stalkerish, and developed a voyeur fetish. In the end though, he succeeded.Oneshot.AH. Age of Edward Contest. Rated M for language and secks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,694 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Change For Me by wheninspirationcomes reviews
All Human. Bella has unhappily moved to Forks, Washington for her senior year of high school. She'll make friends, but will also inspire big changes in the town's biggest player, Edward. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,402 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8929 - Favs: 15,056 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tattoo by Merkle reviews
Letters in the word Bullshit:8. Letters in I love you: 8. Do the statistics mean something to a certain pessimist? AH/AU Thank you, blackandivorykeys!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,314 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take One for the Team by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Edward's starting his first season on Fork's varsity football team. His friends all think he needs to relax, but will his best friend Bella be willing to help? Follow along as Edward and Bella find their way through life and love. AH, AU, Lemons galore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,074 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
F My Forever by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Each of the Cullens write an FML. Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
INSINCERE WAKE UP CALLS OF THE GIRLFRIEND NATURE by sylv-vies reviews
Bella drags Edward out of bed monday morning. “Baby, seriously, we’ve got assholes to tolerate for six hours today. Get up or we’ll be late for the douche bag congregation where everyone brags about what European private beach they rented.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Like the Movies by DeltaSwan90 reviews
Edward is a famous actor who isn't satisfied with his life. He and his good friend Alice are off to film the newest superhero flick. After a fight with his boss, he ends up meeting someone who may just change the way he feels about his life. AU/AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,299 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First Meeting by ravenswoodmoon reviews
Edward is a new student at Forks High School. Imagine what he find he walks into biology for the first time! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Too Drunk to remember by xxpipxx reviews
All Human! A drunk Bella kisses Edward at a party, and doesn't remember a thing the next day. However, Edward wants to find the mysterious girl, and is determined to win her over. Normal Pairings :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,388 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe Kisses by CrystalBrooke reviews
1Shot, AH, Funny. Charlie throws a 'hip' Christmas party, to Bella's mortification. Beatboxing and 2Pac...enough said. But who's the sexy guy, and why is he wearing such an atrocious snowman shirt? And who knew mistletoe could cause such a drama? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tuesdays at the Restaurant by DaniLovesSpunkRansom reviews
An older woman goes to the same restaurant every Tuesday and Thursday. There, she watches the ups and downs of a relationship between two people. BxE AH AU Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mischief & Mistletoe by EZRocksAngel reviews
Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse’s “A Very Cullen Christmas” contest/co written by edwardzukorocks & JDSK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,102 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 194 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 146 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Welcome Home Bella Swan! reviews
Bella Swan was the object of the Cullen and Hale's bullying from fifth-eighth grade. She's now nineteen and completely okay with the fact that her brain will never work like everyone else's. Once she meets her old 'friends' again what will happen? AH&OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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