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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

"To have a really good time, you don't have to actually look good, you just have to think that you do."
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The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4736 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Untouchable by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
I have no idea how I survived that day. All I know is that no one ever touched my bare skin again for the next five years of my life." Bella befriends crazy Alice Brandon and meets Edward Masen, the guy living in her attic. Nothing will be the same. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,599 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Shy and the Oblivious by Anton M reviews
He stutters. She has lactose intolerance. They become friends. Best, even. A silly story about facing your fears. Fluff, angst, humour. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Unbitten by maggieloo402 reviews
Bella Swan, a 23 year old journalist, is sent back to her hometown of Forks to report on a recent murder. She meets Edward, a 24 year old doctor, and most importantly, a vampire. When she discovers his secret, they learn how much true love is worth.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,857 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unforeseen Circumstances by abovetheserpentine reviews
She’s plagued with dreams about Cedric Diggory. Except they’re not ordinary dreams… Hermione sees him die. As she tries to hide the truth, Hermione’s relationship with Cedric grows, and her dreams become worse. But what can she do to save him? CDHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,878 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
Secrets Don't Keep Friends by KTBass reviews
AH. Everyone has secrets, and Bella Swan is no different. For months she's kept quiet, but the arrival of blunt Edward Cullen forces her to come clean with terrifying consequences. Secrets push friends away, but can honesty bring them back? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,111 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Captive by Erotillectual reviews
Convinced that allowing Bella to be changed into a vampire would be wrong, Edward resorts to drastic measures to keep her mortal - ultimately forcing Carlisle to intervene - and makes a few discoveries and learns a few of life's lessons along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,743 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flirting with Danger by Erotillectual reviews
When Bella is unwilling to get rid of a dangerous habit picked up in the wake of his departure, Edward must step in and steer her away from a path that could easily lead to self-destruction. Whether she likes it or not, Bella will mend her ways.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,001 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7654 - Favs: 9,002 - Follows: 2,541 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
They Would Never Say by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Things our Twilight characters would never say... ever.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8368 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 122 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Sanctuary in the Asylum by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
In a world where werewolves and vampires live, why not demons? A demon stabs Bella, and makes her believe she's in a mental institution, and her life in Forks is just her imagination. But is that really just a delusion? PostEclipse. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,389 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Fatal Attraction reviews
Isabella Swan is the judge for a unique court that specializes in the punishment of vampire misconduct. An interesting case surrounding the vampire Edward Cullen catches her attention ... and won't let it go. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Improvisation reviews
When Bella Swan is dragged to the set of her best friend's favorite soap opera, she can't help but wish she'd stayed home. After all, it's not like rising star, Edward Cullen, will take time off from taping to talk to her. Or will he? One-Shot. AH. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No More Variables reviews
But, starting now, I'm ridding my vocabulary of the word 'maybe'. I'm smashing my rear view mirror—starting today, I'm never looking back. Short one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella - Complete