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HI!! My names Audz!! That's my nickname because I don't feel like saying my real name. I've been reading fan fiction for a long time. I was depressed one day because Stepehenie Meyer wasn't continuing Midnight Sun, so I looked on her website re-reading her letter. I saw the words fan fiction and started looking it up. I found Twilighted first, but then I read most of the interesting ones there so I looked up fan fiction again. I found fanfiction.net so here I am. Interesting story, huh? Im going back to reading now soooo...

BYE!!

We all love the story of the lion and the lamb:

The lamb was new to the herd.

The lion felt a unexplainable connection to the lamb.

The lamb notices the perplexing lion.

The lion finds his greatest angel and sin.

The lamb figures out the lion's most dangerous secret.

The lion is amazed that she isn't afraid.

The lamb starts to feel something she never felt before.

The lion falls in love with the lamb.

The lamb falls in love with the lion.

But Twilight was made for all of our talented minds to create amazing fan fictions!!

RANDOMNESS!!

Almonds are members of the peach family.

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.

It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

The world's oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old.

Slugs have 4 noses.

It's against the law to slam your car door in Switzerland.

You'll eat about 35,000 cookies in your lifetime.

A giraffe has a 21-inch tongue.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs.

Albert Einstein never knew how to drive a car.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

There are between 5,000 and 7,000 tigers kept as pets in the United States.

One out of five people in the world (1.1 billion people) live on less than 1 per day.

People from New York are called New Yorkers. Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”

-Neil Gaiman

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

>He told his friends that it was cool,

>And when he pulled the trigger back,

>It shot with a great, huge crack.

>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

>When I went to school that day,

>I never said good-bye.

>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

>please listen to me if you would,

>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1HiXPWpKdo

The Sharpie Hides Links

CHAPTER 2

Audz's car

http://www.flickr.com/photos/7657581@N07/1460571077/

Ria's car

http://www.flickr.com/photos/coconutphotography/2558222074/

Bella's car

http://www.motorcities.com/media/image/full/06KQG235530451A/2007-BMW-3-Series-ACS3-Coupe-by-AC-Schnitzer-A-full.jpeg

Kayla's car

http://www.flickr.com/photos/atr0p1s/1676624535/

CHAPTER 3

KITTY

http://www.flickr.com/photos/artolog/2473548737/

Audz's PJ's

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=EE-249165&cgname=OSKEYSLPZZZ&rfnbr=6474

Riley's Car

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/3130/toyotacelicatuning69wr0.jpg

Audz's Water Fight Clothing

http://shop.pacsun.com/girls/suits/Buffalo-Plaid-Halter-Top/index.pro

http://www.abercrombie.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_10051_10901_462207_-1_12248_12203

Kayla's Water Fight Clothes

http://shop.pacsun.com/girls/suits/Contrast-Mix-Print-Halter-Top/index.pro

http://www.abercrombie.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_10051_10901_542130_-1_12267_12203

Ria's Water Clothing

http://www.hollisterco.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/category1_10251_10201_23569_-1_12552

http://www.abercrombie.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_10051_10901_542130_-1_12267_12203

Bella's Water Clothes

http://www.hollisterco.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/category1_10251_10201_23591_-1_12552

http://www.abercrombie.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_10051_10901_462207_-1_12248_12203

Bella's Palisade Clothes

http://www.polyvore.com/bellas_outfit/set?id=12551360

Kayla's Palisade Clothes

http://www.polyvore.com/kaylas_outfit/set?id=12551732

Ria's Palisade Clothes

http://www.polyvore.com/rias_outfit/set?id=12552373

Audz's Palisade Clothes

http://www.polyvore.com/audzs_outfit/set?id=12552274

Riley's Palisade Clothes

http://www.polyvore.com/rileys_outfit/set?id=12552702

Chapter 4 Links

Ria's Park Outfit

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=39924720

Kayla's Park Outfit

http://www.polyvore.com/kaylas_park_outfit/set?id=39925114

Audz's Concert Outfit

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=14518964

Kayla's Concert Outfit

http://www.polyvore.com/kaylas_concert_outfit/set?id=14089692

Ria's Concert Outfit

http://www.polyvore.com/rias_concert_outfit/set?id=14546342

Bella's Concert Outfit

http://www.polyvore.com/contest_outfit/set?id=12709396

Violet's concert outfit

http://catsupplystore.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/1306553053-36.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdVCssDS2Iw Kinda what Riley sounded like when he sang

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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
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To Save Them All by GoldenPetal13 reviews
AU, FutureFic/Re do of Season 1, Something happens, something bad, and Stiles finds a way to go back in time to change the past and save them all, to give them a future. He finds the way back and then swaps places with Scott and he gets bitten by Peter instead. Now he has to change the events that where set in motion after that event and maybe, just maybe they'll all get to live.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 64 - Words: 116,481 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Stiles, Peter H. - Complete
Finding Miracles by Survivah reviews
Stiles was planning on just being a fox for his entire life. Then, well, magic, true love, things got complicated. But as it turns out, he still has a lot to learn about this new world he's living in. Humanity, man. It's weird. (Or, the sequel to A Simple Life, brought to you by popular demand.)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,593 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
A Simple Life by Survivah reviews
Derek planned to spend the rest of his life holed up in the woods after Laura died. Then he met a stubborn young fox, and the fox met an urn of Deaton's magic powder, and his plans changed. AU, Sterek, fox!Stiles, (no bestiality, to be clear.)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,359 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Best Thing by 74days reviews
AU TeenWolf - In a world where the supernatural is widely known, The Others (or werewolves) are treated like Royalty. Every year, they pick a handful of people from nearby towns to Serve - unpaid. Stiles was one of the 'lucky' ones to get picked, although he's not very happy about it... Rated M for later chapters, Sterek - with a side of 'group sexy times'.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,461 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
This is Not Our Fate by Kindre Turnany reviews
Stiles wakes up in a barred cell with Derek. They're forced into an arena like something Stiles saw in a movie once. It was the kind of movie where men fought to the death to amuse other men.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,079 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
All The People Love Stiles Stilinksy by Kidscomix reviews
Sterek fan fic. Taking place after Season 2, Stiles and his friends are dealing with the impending Alpha invasion which an unfortunate accident results in the teen being forced to take a part time job. There, he discovers a magical artifact that causes the residents of Beacon Hills to fall in love with him. Enlisting Derek's help, the pair must work together to break the curse.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,238 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
For the Love of Zombies by Tione reviews
Struggling writer Derek happens upon zombie expert Stiles by accident, learns about the undead, pines from not-quite afar, finishes a novel, and maybe finds his muse. It's a busy month.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,392 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Four Score and Nineteen Difficulties by adaptation reviews
Stiles is accidentally a girl, and he figures he should take advantage of his vagina while he has one.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
His Only Defence by LunaCanislupus reviews
Stiles had just accidentally challenged an alpha. Oh God and Scott had just stood by and let him do it. He was the worst best friend ever. Stiles was going to kill him. Except oh right, the alpha was going to kill him first. Like beyond dead, ripped into tiny little pieces dead. So far dead that his dad would not be able to identify him, dead.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 126,550 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
The Longer I Live A Sterek Fan Fiction by Kidscomix reviews
In an alternative Teen Wolf universe, closeted 16 year old Stiles Argent feels like an outsider in his school and is overshadowed by his older, popular sister Allison. That all changes when he meets the mysterious Derek Hale with ties to Native American supernatural folkore. As the two grow closer, an evil menace threatens the town led by the Alpha Scott McCall and his pack.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,644 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Pale Horses by Dark K. Sly reviews
Being bitten had never been on his to-do list, but he could deal with that. Helping Derek Hale become a competent Alpha, though, that was so not in his job description.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,982 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Her Bite is Worse Than Her Bark by CMayleenJ reviews
Aubrey Lundgren is not who she seems to be. Set on revenge, she plots on hurting Chris Argent the best way she knows, by killing his only daughter, Allison, but will a certain Alpha and his pack pose as a threat or an alliance? As her mystery unveils, so does a romance, as her Beta develops a liking to Stiles. Will this hinder her quest of revenge? Derek/OC Stiles/O
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 137,021 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Scott M., Allison A., Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Kiss Me Now, Kiss Me Never by ericastwilight reviews
A curse spanning generations for two families. For one, unrequited love. For the other, all consuming hate. Together can they break it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,004 - Reviews: 2466 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lullabies for Little Bella by BellaCullen03 reviews
While Edward's hunting with Emmett and Rosalie, he catches the scent of a baby. Will the baby bring the Cullen's closer or apart? Will they find out the real reason she was alone in the woods? What do Edward and Bella have in store for the future? HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,874 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
A deathly life by mariaC reviews
When Bella was just a kid, she was kidnapped, and trained to be an assassin. What will she do when she meets a vampire? Will they both be able to convince the other that neither of them is a monster? Or will the killing continue?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,213 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8261 - Favs: 6,328 - Follows: 2,682 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What your Boyfriend Should do by DropDeadRomantic reviews
DO NOT GO TO THE BOTTOM TO FIND OUT WHO THE COUPLE IS! You'll regret it. One - Shot. The worst it has in it is kissing. Hope you enjoy. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Arranged Marriage by NiColiee reviews
Prince Edward and Bella are engaged because their grandfathers wanted them to get married. Please read story better than summary. Mishelyy helped me write this story so please read her story too!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,545 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Runaway Bella by Noooootebooker reviews
7 years after Edward leaves Bella, she's married with kids.When her cold husband violently hurts her, Bella can only run. And who does she run into at the hospital but two familiar greek gods... First FF, please R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,183 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Three of a Kind by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Cullens watch Twilight by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
"Twilight. Release Date: 21 Nov. 2020. Cast: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart. Now in theatres!" While the Cullens are watching TV, they see a strange promo. *Bella and Edward talking in the forest* "They made a movie about us?" someone screamed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy High by Coolio101 reviews
"So you're saying, that for you it's impossible, both physically and mentally, to ever love anyone?" He asked. I looked down at my feet, unable to meet his eyes. "Yes, but if I could love someone, anyone, Edward, it would be you." Spies, drama, action!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,454 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Love of Emmett by Juze reviews
Best friends Bella and Alice come up with a plan to get exactly what they want. Too bad it all goes wrong. AH Canon pairings. Made top 5 in the Indie Twific Awards for Best Love Triangle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,356 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Man Who Can't Be Moved by PaulIsMySilverWolf reviews
“Bella if you’re watching this, I’m sorry. I was an idiot. I let the most important thing in the world slip through my fingers while I stood by and watched. Losing you was the worst thing that’s ever happened to me..." Songfic, A/H, E/B, one shot fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something Beautiful by alwaysandforever.x reviews
Bella's a normal college student not expecting anything to change. Her life becomes a whirlwind when she meets Edward and they're soon in love. He has a tragic secret though - he's got Leukaemia. Will he ever tell her the truth before its too late? AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,802 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Counselor by january giselle reviews
Bella and Edward are forced to see their high school counselor once a week to sort out their problems. Counselor POV, AH. Rated T for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bloody Enchanted by bornagoof reviews
Bella is sorceress that moved to Forks what happens when she meets the Cullens? Wars break out, love blossoms, and rules are broken. Can love really conquer all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,895 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Great Treasure Hunt by purpletwilightgoddess reviews
It’s Forks High School Festival and Alice and Rosalie organized a treasure hunt for all the girls in school. The winner will receive the bestest prize ever. What is the prize? Or rather, WHO? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Discussing by wekfnwekonf reviews
Bella, Alice, Rosalie, Esme and Renesmee are discussing the Harry Potter books but unfortunately the boys over hear. Warning Harry Potter spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 301 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Punish Me by jasperohHALEyeah reviews
Bella has been such a bad girl that she has to go see Principal Cullen. hot little one-shot that is my entry for the D/s birthday contest. ExB AH AU OOC rated M for LEMONS A PLENTY! please review it makes me smile!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 5,229 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
My Boyfriend's Parents by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella goes downstairs to get a drink at her boyfriend's and finds more than just a glass of water. LEMONS AH OOC Bella/Esme/Carlisle - you have been warned. Adult themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,723 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
The Girl Next Door by Xiomarah reviews
Bella had a crush on Edward since the day he moved next door. Too bad they're complete opposites. He's hot, rich, and reining king, while Bella is shy, geeky, and plain. Sick and tired of the bullying she returns later with a hot new body and attitude.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Double Take by Heartless.Forever reviews
Isabella Swan was a nerdy girl who was picked on by the popular kids in school, especially Edward Cullen. When she moves back after almost six years during her senior year of high school, how will things change? AH ExB. REWRITE: MASTERS OF WAR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,962 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2776 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cry For Me Please by jewlzncoolz reviews
Bella was abandoned when she was just a baby. Found by the Cullens, she grows up to become a loose, wild child. But what happens when she finally falls in love and her over protective brother Emmett doesn't want to let go?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,121 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and the Frog by Don'tLetThemGetYouDown reviews
Princess Bella is engaged to Emmett and in love with Jacob. When a broken Bella runs into the forest and finds a froggy Edward what will happen? Then a three day journey to see a witch? Things will steam up quickly... For Once Upon a Twilight contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eternal Twilight by kitten007 reviews
Isabella Swan is the Princess of Forks, a land cursed with eternal twilight. Is she the one who will be able to lift the spell from the kingdom? AH/AU Written for the Once Upon a Twilight Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Wishing Tree by poppyandpeony reviews
Even the purest of wishes don’t often come true. This is the story of one that did. Entry for the Once Upon a Twilight Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Pink Shoes by Gigigal reviews
Is being a princess all that it’s cracked up to be? A “not-so-fairy” fairy tale… Written for the Once Upon a Twilight contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Bella - Complete
Once upon a twilight by Jkylies reviews
One-shot. This was written for The ONCE UPON A TWILIGHT CONTEST. OCC.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bellezza di sonno by secamimom reviews
Edward finds himself falling in love with a young woman who he has never talked to nor does he know her name. Entry for the Once Upon a Twilight contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two Different Types of Angels by call me your partner in crime reviews
Edward left, and Bella killed herself. She is now an angel and happens to run into the Cullens a couple years later. Will she accept Edward back into her life?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,135 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
9 Tips To Make Her Yours by mindless scribbles reviews
Chad Dylan Cooper stumbles upon Tween Weekly Magazine. Finds article about getting the girl you want. He reads. And decides to try tips on Sonny. What could possibly go wrong? Chad/Sonny -Oneshot-
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Why Can't You Be Bella? by ZanessaLover247 reviews
Oneshot Channy. Why can't Sonny be Bella, and Chad be Edward? :D Very Short, but sweet! :D
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
The Note by Mia M. Turner reviews
Sonny finds a hand written note in her dressing room anonymously confessing love for her. Sonny makes her rounds around the studio, determined to find out who wrote it. What ensues isn't exactly Sonny's idea of a love story. Channy. Rated just to be safe.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Sonny With a Chance of Sweet Dreams by my untold fairy-tale reviews
The casts of Mackenzie Falls and So Random have a horror movie marathon. Sonny has a nightmare and can't get back to sleep. She ends up roaming the halls, looking for some peace. Will a certain heartthrob help her sleep more soundly? Channy
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
The Promise by OpenHappiness reviews
His hair is a mess, he has a bruise around his eye and you can clearly see a hand mark on his cheek.. but why is he still smiling? something is up with Chad.. One shot.. CHANNY
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Kissing Toads and Finding Princes by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Winner of the PDC - "Pretend to date Edward Cullen or sit through a bad movie with some sleazy pervert. Hmm, the choice was difficult." The only way Edward and Bella can get out of bad dates is to get a real one. The answer: pretend dating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Opposite of Jealous by LadeeBear reviews
Chad Dylan Cooper was not jealous. Sonny/Chad. One-shot based on a dream I had.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Prince On A White Horse by jewlzncoolz reviews
Bella is a bad girl with a careless attitude. When she is forced to go live with her father and his family, will she cope? will she decided to change her ways? or will a prince on a white horse dazzle her back to goodness?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 77,382 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Missed Call by MissThespian reviews
Have you ever seen that horror movie "One Missed Call"? What happens when the chain of death phone calls reaches the Cullens and Bella? Super funny, very NON-SCARY between Eclipse and BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Centerfold by I Don't Dance I Fall reviews
He looked at the centerfold...shock crossed his features as he realized who it was. She had always wanted to be a model and now here she was.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Insomniacs: Hide And Seek by Whatserrname reviews
The Cullens decide it is time for Bella to join in one of their favourite night-time activities, Hide and Seek. But this isn't just any old children's game, this is nation-wide, full scale Hide and Seek. Vampire Style. Just a bit of fun. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Who's Your Dolly? by 00-edorjake-00 reviews
Bella was turned into a doll by a witch and now she belongs to Alice Cullen. Bella can talk to whoever owns her. Alice gives Bella to Edward so he can finally believe her and somehow they fall in love. Better summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,430 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella - Complete
Adventures in Camping by cuttheshenanigans reviews
Edward and Bella don't exactly like each other. At least, they don't appear to. What happens when Carlisle and Charlie insist on everyone going camping together? Will happiness or hate ensue? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,244 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8488 - Favs: 13,184 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in the Office by xxwoofxx reviews
Edward is Bella's boss. They hate each other. Or is it just lust in a form of hate? lemons. RXR Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
You said my name when? one shot! by raok reviews
Another BxE 1shot. Hate sex, it's fun... really. A/U, lemons... um any other disclaimers? Oh, language. Lots and lots of bad language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Music to My Ears by Brittany1224 reviews
First FanFic. After Edward left, Bella makes a band. They are the hottest, newest band in the world when Victoria comes for revenge and changes them. What will this lead to? What happens when Bella finds a little girl named Lillie in the woods? COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,458 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Party by Beautifully Malicious reviews
Alice is having a party, but Carlisle and Esme don't know. What trouble will they get into? Contains a naked Emmett, lesbian moments, gross make outs with Mike, Angela flirting with Edward and Emmett kisses Bella's chest. What fun partys are! Usual paring
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Breathing Life Into Me by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Edward leaves, never comes back, Bella is attacked and changed, and joins a coven. 60-odd years later, this new coven 3 men and Bella meets the Cullens in a new town. Rated T for possibilties... Full summary inside. Please at least read that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,796 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Comedy Sitcoms by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Vampire Bella gets annoyed because Edward is away A LOT with brother Jasper. One day, Alice, Rosalie, Carlisle and Esme go off hunting, and Bella decides to go running. What occurs when she returns?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Welcome Back, Jasper by Brittany1224 reviews
What if it was Jasper that came back, not Alice. He brings depressing news. Will Bella be able to fall for Jasper after what Edward did to her? Will Jasper feel the same way about Bella? Takes place during NM, after Edward left Bella. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,230 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold! by Dormant Blue reviews
AU/AH - Forks High School's Key Club is having there anual Date Auction for Valetine's day! And this year Bella Swan has unwillingly volunteered to be sold. Who will be her highest bidder? Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret Admirer by CallistoLexx reviews
Every year she got a valentine and she's always wondered who sent them. Will it turn out to be the one she least expected? BPOV, AH/AU fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bedazzled by ashel-13 reviews
For Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Dorky Bella will do anything for Jacob, even sell her soul. But the tables are turned when Edward shows up to make her dreams come true. E/B AU. Hope you all enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Taking Care of Business by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Emmett goes to the mall to return an unwanted Christmas gift--will he get the job done, or will he find something better in exchange? One-shot rated M. AU/AH. EmxRosalie
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Never A Bride SMC Contest by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella's in love with her boss, Emmett, but he's engaged to her cousin. What happens when she starts spending time with his brother, Edward instead? 27 Dresses/Twilight crossover. M for mature. Lemons. Written for the SMC Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Phone Numbers by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
The guys minus Carlisle bring Bella clubbing. They decide to play a 'game' at the end of the night and Bella's not to happy when the guys don't count her as competition! Will she prove them right or will they have their butts kicked by a human?R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
My Heart Left To San Francisco by countrydoglover reviews
After dating for two years, Bella leaves Edward for a job in San Francisco. Edward is devestated. When Bella calls three years later, how does he respond? will they get back together? Can he love her again. T for language. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,439 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
I'm Alone by countrydoglover reviews
Bella is a vampire in Seattle. Edward is a vampire in Chicago. what happens when they both wander into a chat room and meet? Same pairings, all vampires, same powers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,039 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
A Lonely Night by Blackangel280 reviews
In a dark alley, Jasper contemplates suicide alone. No one will miss him. He's sure of it... Jasper/Alice One-Shot. All Human. AU. Rated T for mentions of suicide
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Tutor for the Queen by Brooklynn10 reviews
Lady Isabella is married to King Jacob, the only problem? Here's a hint: it's in the bedroom. So King Jacob hires Edward Cullen, a sexual tutor to help Bella learn the ways to really pleasure a man. Trying to better my writing on lemons. one-shot AU AH OO
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Girl Bella Meets The Elite Edward by countrydoglover reviews
Bella lives in South Forks with her sister, Alice.Emmett is the leader of a gang.Jasper and Edward go to the Elite school. Rosalie was kicked out of school. All Human.BxE, EmxR, AxJ.Rated M just in case
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,792 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Halloween Costume Couplings by SavageWoman reviews
Bella, Alice and Rose enter a Halloween Mystery Costume Couple Contest at their favorite nightclub. The only catch is, they don’t know who their partners are until they get to the club the night of the party. All Human, BxE, AxJ, RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,125 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
The Girls Next Door by Sparckadellic reviews
Bella, Jasper, Alice, Emmett, and Rose are best friends. Their friendships are tested when Edward Cullen moves to Forks. Bella/Jasper/Edward triangle. Lots of Drama and Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,130 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Black Bullet by Aces17 reviews
AU. After the tragic death of her mother, Bella is forced to flee to Forks and relatives she never knew she had. Will Edward be able to tear down her walls? EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,604 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finally Please by PiercedWolfGirl reviews
One-Shot For Edward's Dirty Talking Contest. Bella is a stripper at a club when edward decides after her last dance he will make a real unforgettable impression.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Very Long Night by formerlyknownasone reviews
Edward meets the love of his life in an unexpected place under unusual circumstances... In the laundry room. Edward Bella oneshot. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Be Mine by MoonlightSpirit reviews
Bella's mind unwillingly wanders to Edward. She longs for his presence, but he promised never to some back. Still, a stubborn spark of hope remains with Bella, making her believe that one day he will return. Songfic to 'Until You're Mine' by Demi Lovato.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Games We Play by Isabel0329 reviews
When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 188 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I kissed a girl by AngelsEyesAngelsLies reviews
Edward is gay and has a boyfriend. Something happens at a party that makes him question his... choice. To song "I kissed a girl" BxE. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret be Told by your royal highness reviews
Sequel to 'Just Like Derek' Derek and Casey are dating, but don't want their parents to find out. Edwin and Lizzie know about Derek and Casey and can't decide whether to tell their parents or confront Derek and Casey about it first. Dasey Lizwin
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008
Facebook by your royal highness reviews
Dasey Two-Shot Casey asks Derek what a Facebook is.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/13/2008
As The Cushion Turns by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Find out what it's like to be a sofa in the Twilight Universe. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
The Lion, The Bear, and Some Crazy Closets by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Ever wonder what your closet thinks about your clothing? We find out what the Cullen closets have to say! This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Paranoia and Schizophrenia by Hamie120 reviews
After loosing Edward, Bella becomes suicidal. For her attempted suicide, she becomes paraniod and schizophrenic: Edward's gonna get her! Will she ever have a normal life without him? Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,393 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Kiss De Girl by Firegambler reviews
Emmett and Edward made a bet, that Edward couldn't go an entire night without kissing Bella. But when they spend the night alone, how long is that going to last. He gotta, kiss de girl. First songfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Complete
And They Thought Vampires Ruled by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
They always knew Bella was different. But they can't even imagine just how different she really is. Something happens on her 18th birthday that will change her life forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,891 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
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The Sharpie Hides reviews
Bella is the lead singer in a band called The Sharpie Hides, with 3 other girls. Things happen and everything changes. Rated M for swearing. OCC READ and PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lovebug, Ria's Story
This is my story for my best friend Ria. read it if you want but don't if you don't. Alice made Edward help Ria get her crush and her together. Involves feathers and honey : Enjoy Ria!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
The Room Was Romantic reviews
Just a short one-shot. EdwardxBella Review?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete