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Joined 03-13-02, id: 183960, Profile Updated: 05-11-14
Author has written 12 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Final Fantasy X, X-Men: Evolution, Portal, Mass Effect, and Borderlands.

Things to be updated! Fics have been removed and cleaned out that I have an overwhelming urge to vomit if forced to read.

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UPDATE: I AM TEH LAZY. Between switching computers every few months, reinstalling things on said computers every few months, and watching as all my progress gets deleted over and over, ... I have been absolutely terrible with updating Limbo and Sarcasm still valid. Plus, my gaming group UGUF and a few co-op friends have been dragging me into awesome games and leaving me with little time for writing. I will finish these two stories! It is known! Just... deadlines... they kill me.

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Insanity of the X Kids: Heat Wave by Stretch reviews
It's the worst heat wave in 12 years and, thanks to a certain student, the mansion has no air conditioner. Just imagine the insanity that errupts! Please R&R! COMPLETE & REVISED!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Complete
Bagenders by Lady Alyssa reviews
*NEW EPISODE* 2001 (in an AU) and the now immortal Fellowship are living in the house-share from hell. Now with 3 non plot-defining random slashy interludes. Random Dent would like to point out she actually exists.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,974 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002
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Welcome to Pandora reviews
Prepping to board that Hyperion train and take down Handsome Jack, the four Vault hunters are still getting used to this strange new planet, and the strange new people who are joining them in their fight.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Axton, Gaige
Limbo reviews
The universe is saved, the Reapers are leaving, and the galaxy is an emptier place for it. However the afterlife is not quite what Shepard expected. For one... it's full of Reapers. They are about to learn a lesson on organic emotion the VERY hard way.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,987 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Harbinger
Meanwhile reviews
Small things that happen during the 'Limbo' storyline, 'Meanwhile' is what takes place back on Earth when Grunt finds a small survivor among the rubble after the Reapers. If Shepard managed to raise a bouncing krogan boy... how hard can it be to raise a squishy little human kid?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,772 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - U. Grunt - Complete
Sarcasm Still Valid reviews
You don't escape from the insane facility of Aperture on tenacity alone. It takes a generous helping of bravery, wits, and sarcasm. And sometimes just a little bit of help from the last expected source.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 133,184 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011
Aeon Poker reviews
A masochistic Ifirit, a glorified Shiva, a gambling addicted Youjinbu, and a sarcastic Bahamut meet Vegas. [Chapter 4] Aeon Hide n Seek! :: COMPLETED
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,352 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 7/16/2002 - Complete
Learning New Tricks reviews
Free from Middle Space, Forge is forced to adapt to the today's style. That's where a fuzzy german, a Nova Roma princess, and an over-active twelve-year-old come in...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004
The Secret Schedule of Jamie Madrox reviews
Written as a filler for the Private Life of Jamie Madrox. Jamie's secret plans have been discovered! But what exactly is this about dessert...?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Multiple/Jamie M. - Complete
If I only were a Ninja reviews
Bobby wants to change his identity. He's now a shadow shrouded in mystery. Never Seen, never heard, he is now... NINJA, kinda.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/6/2004 - Iceman/Bobby D. - Complete
The Private Life of Jamie Madrox reviews
Living at the Xavier Institute is strange. And things are NEVER normal for a boy who produces copies of himself upon contact . This is the life of Jamie and his multiples. final two chapters posted
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 116,896 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Multiple/Jamie M. - Complete
Snack or Prank, Trick or Treat! reviews
Halloween at the mansion. It means three things. Candy. Costumes. And Insanity. ... and fluff but that's 4 things now, so it doesn't count
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2003 - Multiple/Jamie M., Beast/Hank M. - Complete
Gimme a Day Off reviews
St. John Allerdyce and the Acolytes sounds like a band. What do those Acolytes do when they aren't causing trouble? Starting fires and putting them out mostly...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Pyro - Complete
Touch Tones reviews
Piccolo has trained both Gohan and Goten. He understands saiyajins well enough, but what about human children. And deaf human children... Now with 2x the random, interludey goodness!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,888 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2003 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Piccolo - Complete