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Hi my name is Alexa, I live down under in Oz.

Wow there's so much space so little to write...

I have one book I'm currently writing called College, check it out!!

My hobbies are reading, writing, acting, and being around my friends; I don't think I've ever taken a long walk on the beach.

Favourite Books: Twilight saga (duh), Harry Potter series, Noughts and Crosses series, Faking Sweet, Top 8, and anything Meg Cabot...or Brittish

Favourite TV Shows: Gossip Girl, The Simpsons, Neighbours, Supernatural and Rove


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (Anyone who asks someone if they have a green card, I'll smack u! That's just rude!!)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (and so what if I am?!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (Anyone who asks someone if they have a green card, I'll smack u! That's just rude!!)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (and so what if I am?!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake


College Pictures:

Chapter 4-Bella's dress: http://www.onlygowns.com/dresses/fall-flutter-short-dress-661.asp


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Lords of the Gangland by LeeCullen89 reviews
Edward Cullen is a hot, bad, gangsta fella who is a new kid in the Chicago underworld. But refusing to pay his respects to the big, ruling Godfather, his arrival is not welcomed. Bella is said Godfather's estranged daughter who becomes Edward's prisoner. COMPLETED STORY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,018 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Night to Remember by LAshton10 reviews
Bella and Jasper are getting married. Edward and Alice are engaged. What happens when Edward sees Bella for the first time and falls in love? Can he stop the wedding and convince her he is her true love? Full of twists and turns!ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,562 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Left Alone, to be Together by LoveHGSS reviews
Both Jasper and Bella are left behind, and love eventually blossoms. Rated M for later chapters. R&R. First Twific!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,829 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Love Thy Neighbor by LoveHGSS reviews
Jasper cools Bella down before heating her back up again, just in a different way. All human, fluff, lemons, OOC, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
What the Heart Desires by AlyNiki reviews
After the vote Edward leaves again to try to force Bella to remain human. Rosalie leaves as well. With Bella and Emmett left together to console one another, will anything else develop for the pair? Or will they always be brother and sister to each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,221 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Dodgeball! by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella & Jasper are enemies who are constantly pranking and insulting each other, determined to have the last laugh. With the championship looming and sexual tensions building, who will be the first to crumble?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,457 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Burn in Hell by SparklingFae reviews
Many Faces of Jasper Contest entry - When Alice betrays Jasper, who will he turn to and how will he exact his revenge? The God of War won't take this easily.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Violation of Desire by TheInsatiableVampire reviews
"See, Pet. When you behave, I can give you so much pleasure." When Bella gets kidnapped just outside her home, she thinks her life has ended. That is until she meets the face of her captor. Dark themes and acidic lemons. One-shot. Domward. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 140 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lotus Fervor by Lucine Raven reviews
After a dream, her life gets a lot weirder as she descends farther into the supernatural world. Can she accept the latest change without losing herself? Lost in pain, and self loathing, he finds himself broken. Can she save him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,450 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Approaching Dawn by Aly-Cat101 reviews
Follow the constant struggle of Bella's denial, she realizes that her feelings for Jacob are more than friendship. But is it too late for their love? An eclipse effects all. No one is safe until Dawn Approaches. JB x B! Rated M For Language&PossibleLemon?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,250 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Jacob, Bella
For the Love of Fried Dough by AutumnDreamer reviews
Broke and craving some fried dough from the fair, Rosalie must convince a worker to sell her some through the fence. What she didn't plan was for Emmett to request a kiss in return for his help... or her attraction to him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
I Will Love You by twolden77 reviews
5 years after Edward left Bella. Bella is an English teacher. Edward is a new student in her class.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,861 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
The New Teacher by L.A.91 reviews
One-shot. Bella has a new Human Biology teacher. When she gets caught doing something naughty what will Mr. Mason do? Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After All by Fai'sKay reviews
Jasper and Bella have been friends for years. Bella is in love with him but he can't see it. Will Jasper ever see what's waiting for him before it's too late? A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,832 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Chances by Fai'sKay reviews
A war between Vampires and Humans bring the human race into termoil. What happens when Bella becomes a slave to a vampire that has no heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,426 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Love and Basketball by Dance Elle Dance reviews
On her new job as a writer for a magazine, Bella is assigned to do an article about basketball star and hot bachelor, Jasper. Problem is, Bella has no interest in sports, but she finds herself very interested in the object of her paper. Jas/B, AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,498 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - [Bella, Jasper]
Sweater Song by ladyinblue6 reviews
Edward and Bella are apart for an entire summer. Can they stay connected through phone calls and borrowed clothing? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tale Told in Kisses by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
Four times Jacob kisses Nessie, and one time he doesn't. **NOW COMPLETE.**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,374 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Changes by ifyougetedwardigetemmett reviews
Edward left Bella. Eight months later, the cullens don't come home to shy, kluzty Bella, but to overonfident, popular emo Bella. With Charlie dead, no one can set Bella back on track...right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,909 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drama Queen by IllegalWL reviews
Jacob gives Bella a taste of her own medicine...One-shot. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Before We Come Undone by Dance Elle Dance reviews
I saw the tears in his eyes, the way his shoulders trembled as he tried to keep the sobs at bay, tried to hold in the pain of his loss. I did the only thing I could think of. I leaned up and pressed my lips against the corner of his mouth. Jas/B, oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/4/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Lessons Of The Heart by simplyanaddiction reviews
Edward Cullen, a famous moviestar, meets Bella Swan, a smalltown girl with a hole in the heart. Both refuse to let people close to them but form a tentative friendship. She hides her sickness from him but what will happen when she is fighting for her life
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,058 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009
First Time Caller by bellamarie117 reviews
Bella is a grad student moonlighting as an 'Adult Phone Entertainer'. One night she gets a call she'll never forget. Fluffy O/S, BxE, AH. Rated M for language and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 315 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Million Dollar Murder by donielle nash reviews
Isabella Swan is struggling journalist, and Edward Mansen is a millionaire who's wife was just murdered. Put together A murderer, a pregnancy, and an ancy butler and you've got one hell of a story. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009
How To Save A Life by markedandtied reviews
Jacob's avoiding Bella. And she can't take it anymore.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Work it Out by Luci-Marlena reviews
Embry lets out a frustrated sigh and glares at the both of us. “We’re fed up with you two fighting all the time.” I’m about to argue that we don’t fight all the time when Seth cuts me off. “Yes, you do. All the time.” Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Double Check by Luci-Marlena reviews
I groan and shove my head into the cushions. Only one person in the entire world would come barging into my house and excitedly yell that he imprinted, thus ruining my whole day of relaxing : Jacob Black.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Why Is It All so Complicated? by MyVampsBetterThanYours reviews
What happens when Nessie goes to high school? What about when she meets a new guy she likes? How will Jake take it all? A special thanks to sandyandmaxwellfanatic, my beta, and SoftballStar too! You guys rock! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,393 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Masked by Luvinlifee reviews
Bella goes to a masquerade ball and fall in love with someone. She doesn't know his name, she just remembers his emerald green eyes. BellaxEdward. Rated T. Better inside! AH. FINISHED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Noughts, Crosses,and A Not So Happy Ending by LyricsArePoetry reviews
What if Callum wasn't killed at the end of Noughts and Crosses?
Noughts and Crosses - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 32,380 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Finding me and Hiding you by donielle nash reviews
-"Why did you do this for me?" he asked. "Because you needed me." I allowed my fingers to caress his, and suddenly his face became serious. "You can never tell the Cullens about me." Bella finds a dying creature, why is she hiding him? BXE Vamp/Human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Teacher by acdhnt reviews
Teacher Edward begins a new year with the ever seductive Bella Swan. Will she be able to get what she wants? ONE SHOT. Very sexy, dirty talking Edward. Lemon-tastic! Give it a shot i'm sure you will not be dissapointed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cold Fire Burns by NiceIceEdward reviews
Bella helps one of the Cullen's when he returns home early from a hunting trip with a problem.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,676 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
But you have her by donielle nash reviews
I was just his maid and suddenly, I became so much more. The fairy tale I'd always imagined, with the Prince I never expected. BxE Vamp/Human. DRAma! DRAMa! and werewolves baby! werewolves.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,164 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Unexpected by NiceIceEdward reviews
Bella finds herself being very confused by Jasper's behavior while Edward is on a hunting trip with the family. A Jasper/Bella one shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Something's Going On by NiceIceEdward reviews
There are things going on in the Cullen house, Emmett's confusion leads the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,952 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Criminal by NiceIceEdward reviews
This is the sequel to "Fallout" If you haven't read that, you may be a little lost with this. Bella continues to struggle with Edward's passionate caution, and it's detrimental effects on Jasper's abilities. A Jasper/Bella fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Fallout by NiceIceEdward reviews
AU - Bella gets a surprise visitor and is warned about the havoc her presence is causing - a Jasper/Bella fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Breaking Barriers by kajibot reviews
Series of One-Shots: Renesmee, feeling jealous after witnessing a "moment" between Jake and Bella, resolves to make him see her as more than just his hybrid obligation and as someone he could possibly fall in love with and desire. Post BD, Jake/Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,754 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Mike's Inner Monologue by Luna October Wolf reviews
What is that Mike Newton thinking?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Cursed by The Magnificent Kiwi reviews
AU. When aristocrat Suze Simon falls for a blacksmith, her whole world is turned upside down. Faced with the wrath of ruthless witchfinders and a relentless suitor, she must escape persecution and choose between Jesse's love...and his life.
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,900 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse
College reviews
Bella with backbone! Bella never jumped the cliff and Edward never returned. Now, two years later, Bella is attending college alongside Jacob, who wants to be more than just friends. Enter the Cullens, alcohol, jealousy and parties. Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward