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Joined 02-16-09, id: 1839727, Profile Updated: 04-09-09

I like to dabble in the arts a lot, LOVE photography, music-both instrumental & choral, painting/sketching, theatre, & writing. I used to write my own monologues & some scripts in HS and haven't been able to have that outlet in a long time. Now that I am in my second year of college, I might just have to get back into the swing of writing and letting that person come back alive after dying a horrid death so many years ago. & yes…I do have a thrill for the dramatics! ;D

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Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10730 - Favs: 12,055 - Follows: 12,639 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Simple Twist of Fate by WellMadeMistake reviews
AU, All Human Edward has moved cross country from Washington to Florida to attend school after ending a nasty relationship, only to find himself instantly attracted to a beautiful brunette he sees in traffic. Rated M for language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,451 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3111 - Favs: 4,733 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5382 - Favs: 7,055 - Follows: 3,385 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5964 - Favs: 10,077 - Follows: 2,623 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beauty and The Geek by vix2020 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fix Me by seamonkologist reviews
**ON HIATUS!** A traumatic experience at 13 leaves Bella a broken person. Can she work through her anger, her hurt? Will she trust anyone again? Dark themes. Rated M for violence and possible lemons later on. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,575 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella
Small Town Wonders by seamonkologist reviews
Bella's life is missing something. After leaving home, spending time on the road and breaking down in the middle of nowhere, she ends up in a small town, stranded while waiting for her car to be fixed. Will she find what she's looking for? AH/Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,207 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between the Lines by Kitschisme reviews
On hiatus, for the time being. Bella starts a new job as a writer at a prestigious Seattle newspaper. Sparks fly when she meets an attractive, brooding stranger who enters her life in a most unexpected way. BPOV, OOC, AH. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,399 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward