Crystal Cayden
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Joined 02-16-09, id: 1839870, Profile Updated: 11-12-11
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

C'est moi! Crystal Caden here from the wonderful and magical land of Canada! Je ne parle pas beaucoup de Français, but the little I do know i speak proudly!

I currently find myself enrolled in a fabulous university in Ontario. Such fun to be had.

Favourite Books: There are just too many to list but these ones have most inspired me to write:
-Trixie Belden series
-The Chronicles of Narnia
-Harry Potter series
-The Georgia Nicholson series
-Anne of Green Gables

Favourite pairings:
-Draco/Ginny is my favourite
-Trixie/Jim (NEVER DAN)

Methinks now would be a fantabulous time to mention my most amazing editor and dearest chum...and cousin, Alicornia. Were I to give her a penny for every comma I missed, she would be a multi-millionaire! She is currently working on an awesome HP fic and you should totally check it out! "Dear Boarwilds, Just Try to Squelch Hogwarts!" (Beware the Madness!) Here's the link:

My firm beliefs:
-Fred Weasley is NOT dead.
-Narnia really exists.
-Middle Earth is real.
-Trixie Belden ends up with Jim and Jim only. Dan should not exist.
-Peter and Susan do not leave Narnia forever.
-Mary Ingalls does not go blind. (That always bothered me as a child!)
-Susan and Caspian should never be together.
-The Loch-Ness Monster is real.
-Pluto is a Planet!

My stories:

Revenge is as Sweet as Ripened Mangoes: Could use some editing but if you're looking for an amusing read with very little (or none whatsoever) seriousness in it, then this could be the fic for you! DM/GW

So Damn Hot: Ok, let's just say I was young when I wrote this. If you want something incredibly light and superficial with absolutely no depth at all, this fic could possibly float your boat. Warning, it is really a poorly disguised one-shot. DM/GW

Story in the works:

Of Juicy Abs and Shapely Calves: A James/Lily Maurader era fic. Aim is to be light and funny, but hopefully have a little more depth then my previous two have had. I don't really like to deal with Voldemort in my stories, so I will probably just ignore his existence as usual. This story will just be my take on James and Lily's seventh year and how their relationship forms.

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Weasel Vs Ferret by hpangel reviews
Draco has taken an unnatural interest in the littlest Weasely to piss off The Trio. Ginny is not impressed. Draco is rude. Ginny retaliates. It's war. But then the war rages on into something else. How will it end? D/G of course. RE-EDITING IN PROGRESS. LOST CHAPTER POSTED. Explaination in A/N in first chapter. - -'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 78,981 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
College of Love by shanpagne16 reviews
What will the Swan 'sisters', Bella, Rosalie and Alice, think of the new hotties across the hall? Can these girls handle all that has been thrust upon them? *wink, wink* A/H, **BACK FROM HIATUS**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,942 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Hobbit, the Ring, and The Fellowship by INMH reviews
NarniaLOTR crossover. What if the Wardrobe Lucy Pevensie stepped through hadn't led to Narnia? What if it had led to Middle Earth, to the Shire? The Pevensies are drawn into the battle for Middle Earth. Will they survive to see their world again?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 153,806 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 6/15/2006
314th Time's The Charm by the potter family reviews
James and Lily in their seventh year. James has asked Lily out 313 times. She's said no 313 times. Now as the two get close and he's just too nervous to ask her. My very first fanfic. The writing gets better I promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,022 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 4,487 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Joined at the Hip by Livelier reviews
After six years of James chasing Lily and failing, Sirius decides to take matters into his own hands...Oh, Merlin. Things could get crazy. Rated T for later chapters and a bit of language. R&R? Final chapter is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,688 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bend It Like Weasley by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! Loosely based on "Bend It Like Beckham." A girls' Quidditch team, with students from each House, forms at Hogwarts. A coach with questionable motives is the least of their worries. D-G, post OOTP, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 225,109 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Dear Boarwilds, Just Try to Squelch Hogwarts! by Alicornia reviews
In the future, a new witch&wizard school in Britain is starting to overthrow Hogwarts. The students who choose to remain at Hogwarts for tradition are in for a lot of madness, romance, adventure, and the occasional wild boar. All OCs, plus McGonagall. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,081 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - OC, Minerva M.
Revenge by mynewgenesis reviews
Hell hath no fury like a Ginny Weasley scorned. In which Ginny gets a little bit of revenge. D/G Warning: Lots of snogging. Very little plot. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,570 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Envy and Denial by Of Pawns and Kings reviews
It's the last straw, James Potter is done trying to get Lily to fall in love with him. But when they become Head's it all starts to change- for Lily. Rated for Language and Sexual Content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,992 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Series of Strange And Hilarious Events by luvlylinz reviews
The world seemed to freeze and I stifled a sigh. He smelled so good! EW! Wait, Malfoy smells good? No way. I checked again, subtly, of course. Although one can only be so subtle when on another’s chest…' READ AND REVIEW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,212 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Best Thing by Redbookbluebook reviews
Draco gets caught in an interesting game of truth or dare with people who'd like nothing better than to feed the sodding prat to a particularily bad-tempered blast-ended skrewt. Mostly G/D with random smatterings of other pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Head to Head by malfoymaiden reviews
Head duties, planning balls, patrolling, bickering: normal behavior. Kissing in closets, dancing, snogging the DADA teacher, becoming friends: ? It's everyone's favorite Head Boy and Girl! Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,375 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Boy fiascos, octupus fights and cowboy hoedowns! by silentdreamsinthisheartx reviews
Set after SITNOP, Dave and Georgia make a bet to see who can last longer without snogging eachother. A new girl, partys and boy decisions makes georgias school year one funny and mixed up hoedown! Please review its my first fanfic :D completed
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,332 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Georgia N., Dave - Complete
A Marriage of Convenience by Boogum reviews
When Ginny is invited to go stay with her godmother in London to have her first season in pureblood society, she never imagined being married to Draco Malfoy would be added to the bargain... /currently being revised/
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 209,022 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
When You Say Nothing At All Revised by Ginny612 reviews
Revising my story. Lots of DG goodness! :o
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,276 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Malfoy Manual by white-angelxhunter reviews
Hermione thinks she has the perfect plan to divert Harry’s attention from Cho: go out with his arch-enemy, Draco Malfoy. Things take a turn in the wrong direction, though, when she finds herself developing unwanted feelings for a certain blonde Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,264 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chocolate Cake The Complete Series by TheLocket reviews
This is a collection of the five stories -- Chocolate Cake, A Delicate Situation, A Closet Affair, All Locked Up, and A Close Study -- that catalogue the misadventures of one of the Harry Potter Series' steamiest pairs -- Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Dizzykat reviews
Excuse me? Hermione asked, a look of shock mingled with disgust spreading over her face. You heard me! Ginny smirked, I dare you to seduce Draco Malfoy. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,126 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tale of Two Matchmakers by Kerichi reviews
Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something! Alternate sixth year fic with a happy ending. Is this a kissing book? [to quote the Princess Bride] Yes!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 334,299 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
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Revenge is as Sweet as Ripened Mangoes reviews
How do you think my brother would feel if I played Quidditch against him...and won...on the Slytherin team?" Silence. Luna Lovegood piped up, "I'd say he'd feel substantially unhappy." Ginny grinned. "Excellent!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,240 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
So Damn Hot reviews
It is an insanely hot day at Hogwarts & we all know that heat leads to all kinds of madness...and fuchsia bikinis! AU. Draco/Ginny with a bit of Luna/Blaise on the side...For some reason my disclaimer is cut off, but all characters belongs to J.K.Rowling!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete