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Joined 02-16-09, id: 1839907, Profile Updated: 06-20-10
Author has written 20 stories for NiGHTS, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Dinosaur King, Secret Saturdays, Spectrobes, Yu-Gi-Oh, Ben 10, Code Lyoko, Parodies and Spoofs, Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Romeo × Juliet, Order of the Stick, Looking Glass Wars Trilogy, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, Final Fantasy XII, and Generator Rex.

I am me. Unless I have clones I wasn't aware, you aren't. I'm not sure what this proves, but it sounds cool.

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If you're wondering where the majority of my profile went, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name.

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Before I expose you to this chain letter, please enjoy my disclaimer and excuse.

Disclaimer: Darkweb and Co. does not own this chain letter, although we have created a good rant on it. We take no responsibility for any deaths that may result as a consequence of not reposting this. (don't worry, not happening)

Wait! Before we start the chain letter, we need an inane excuse!

Inane excuse: I don't believe this, but...you know, I felt the urge to expose dozens of people to writing that is quite capable of scarring them for life.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If anyone takes this seriously, (I've got a bridge I'd like to sell you.) there is now a counter chain being spread.

This is a true story. CHAIN LETTERS ARE ALL FAKE! Repost this if you agree.

Also, if you've tried actually looking up "Toma Sota Balcu," I'm sure you've found the article about it being an anagram warning us that robots will soon take over the world...or something like that.

If you think that this supposed robot army should go jump in a lake and fry their little circuits, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Super Smash Bros Clash by Darkblur reviews
Master Hand is throwing his fourth SSB tournament, and is calling back all of his old fighters as well as several new ones. One of those fighters is happy to be back at the Smash Mansion with his friends, but may find much more than that...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 156,886 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Lucario
Super Smash Bros Brawl: The Eclipse Tournament by KaziRede reviews
The Master Hand decides to hold a Tournament during a special natural phenomenon called the "Celestial Eclipse". But as the tournament starts, Tabuu's followers show up and separate the fighters. How will the fighters, especially the new ones, fight back?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008
Super Smash Bros Showdown by StarryEyes880 reviews
My version of SSB4. The Smash Villains are back, and this time, their leader, the Ancient Minister 2, plans to destroy the universe. Can the Smashers, along with newcomers, stop him? Includes anime fighters.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Mario, Sonic - Complete
Super Smash Exam by Nintendogeek01 reviews
The Smashers must now take rigorous trials that will test their skills, and push them to the limit. And they won't be the only ones. Who will pass? And who will fail? Rated T, Multicrossover, OC's included. At long bloody last... FINISHED!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 125,698 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
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Insert Freaky Nanotechnology Here reviews
A filler story for the ACMSES. Stu in the Generator Rex fandom, and something must be done about it.
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Complete
Insert Comedic Attempts at Theft Here reviews
In the beginning, there were cookies, and the guardians of cookies. Many tried to claim the cookies, but they were foiled. This is their story.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Complete
Insert Summoning Spam Here reviews
Tyler heads into Final Fantasy to capture a Stu. The Stu has a ridiculously long name.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2011
Yugioh: Chaos Fighters reviews
Sometimes, little things make a big difference. One new student being accepted into Duel Academy...or in this case, three. When Duel Academy is called upon to save the world, will it rise to the challenge?
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011
Insert Dramatic Finale Here reviews
The massive finale.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,768 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010
Insert Ominous Experimentation Here reviews
Ssyla is in the PCMSPS ship, along with quite a few other Sues and Stus. Why are they there? Read to find out.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Insert Another World of Imagination Here reviews
Tyler goes into the Looking Glass Wars fandom to capture a Sue. The PCMSPS gets involved. Stuff happens.
Looking Glass Wars Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010
Insert Septuplet Superweapon Here reviews
Tyler's a captive of the PCMSPS, and must be rescued. That's what happens here.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010
Insert RPG Based Comic Here reviews
This is starting to get repetitive...Tyler. Fandom. Stu. Done.
Order of the Stick - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2009
Insert Blatant Shakespeare Ripoff Here reviews
Tyler enters the RomeoxJuliet fandom after Faya. Need I say more at this point?
Romeo × Juliet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2009
Insert World of Imagination Here reviews
Tyler is sent to the fandom of Sharkboy and Lavagirl to deal with Faya. This plot is starting to get old...
Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009
Horror Movie Survival Guide reviews
This is not the original Horror Movie Survival Guide, but please give it a chance.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2009
Insert Computerized Universe Here reviews
Faya has popped up once again, this time in the Code Lyoko fandom! Will Tyler be able to capture her once and for all?
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Ulrich S., William D.
Insert OddLooking Alien Here reviews
Tyler, still on the hunt for Faya, has entered the Ben 10 fandom! But will he be able to defeat the Sue?
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009
Sublime vs Ridiculous
Seto Kaiba's secret brother, a total moron, challenges Yugi!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Yūgi M.
Insert Form of Light Here reviews
Tyler is sent to the Spectrobes fandom to deal with a Sue! But he finds out some interesting information....
Spectrobes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009
Insert Strange Cryptid Name Here reviews
A Gary-Stu, the brother of Mary-Su, has appeared in the Secret Saturdays fandom! Tyler has come to capture it! But will he be able to survive the process?
Secret Saturdays - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/25/2009
Insert Bad Dinosaur Related Pun Here reviews
My third Society fic! A new Mary-Sue has appeared in the fandom of Dinosaur King! A newer Society agent is sent in to apprehend it! Unfortunately, this Sue seems a little more dangerous than Phantom...
Dinosaur King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009
Insert Abnormally Pretentious Greekesque Name Here reviews
A Gary Stu has escaped into the Bartimaus fandom! The Society must hunt it down. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will care besides the Bartimaus universe
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2009
Insert Scary DreamRelated Name Here reviews
A Gary Stu has escaped into the dream world, and it is up to a new Society member to stop it! Typical huh?
NiGHTS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete