Author has written 20 stories for NiGHTS, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Dinosaur King, Secret Saturdays, Spectrobes, Yu-Gi-Oh, Ben 10, Code Lyoko, Parodies and Spoofs, Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Romeo × Juliet, Order of the Stick, Looking Glass Wars Trilogy, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, Final Fantasy XII, and Generator Rex.
I am me. Unless I have clones I wasn't aware, you aren't. I'm not sure what this proves, but it sounds cool.
If you're wondering where the majority of my profile went, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name.
Before I expose you to this chain letter, please enjoy my disclaimer and excuse.
Disclaimer: Darkweb and Co. does not own this chain letter, although we have created a good rant on it. We take no responsibility for any deaths that may result as a consequence of not reposting this. (don't worry, not happening)
Wait! Before we start the chain letter, we need an inane excuse!
Inane excuse: I don't believe this, but...you know, I felt the urge to expose dozens of people to writing that is quite capable of scarring them for life.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
If anyone takes this seriously, (I've got a bridge I'd like to sell you.) there is now a counter chain being spread.
This is a true story. CHAIN LETTERS ARE ALL FAKE! Repost this if you agree.
Also, if you've tried actually looking up "Toma Sota Balcu," I'm sure you've found the article about it being an anagram warning us that robots will soon take over the world...or something like that.
If you think that this supposed robot army should go jump in a lake and fry their little circuits, copy and paste this into your profile.
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