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Joined 02-16-09, id: 1840015, Profile Updated: 09-11-13
Author has written 4 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Airman, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

If you're wondering who I am, I've recently changed my username from Maniacinthemaking.

I used to apologise all the time for not updating fast enough etc and leaving long Author's Notes until I realised that no one cared or probably bothered to even read them. I write for myself when I want to and have the time, because I enjoy it. And if you out there enjoy reading the stuff I write, well, that makes me happy.

I'm always looking for new books to read (or good fanfictions) so if you have any suggestions, PM me with the name, author, and maybe a short description if you're feeling perky enough to do so. It will be much appreciated.


Here's some shit that I found funny, hopefully you'll find it funny too.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I'm not always a dork - sometimes I'm asleep.

Hey, does this smell like chloroform?

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips...

Fact: Most people have an above average number of legs.

Very few problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too surprised.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in kitchen foil.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself, I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Shin Bone: a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Keep the dream alive! Hit the snooze button.

Atom 1: I lost an electron!... Atom 2: Are you positive?

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five pounds for the refill - it contained the antidote.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hit me.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the pavement!

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary.

You say psycho like it's a bad thing...

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

He Said: "Why do you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it." She Said: "You wear pants don't you?"

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho - things even out.

I would be more scared if you were aiming at the person next to me.

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

I intend to live forever!...so far so good.

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry.

"Let's eat Grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, Grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives.

SIGNS:

In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.

On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet,

And so are you,

But the roses are wilting,

The violets are dead,

The sugarbowl's empty,

And so is your head.

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Welcome to the New Age by aqualizzard reviews
Born into an elite family of Souls, Joy knew she was different. She is one of the only humans permitted to live in the new alien society. At 18 she grows tired of being different and runs away in search for other humans. When 22 year old Jamie finds her stranded in the desert, will she be able to live among the humans she has desperately tried to find? BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE!
Host - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,471 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Ian O., James S./Jamie, Melanie S./Mel, Wanderer/Wanda
Mr Sun by sevenblankpages reviews
My doctor told me it was iron deficiency anemia. My body couldn't make enough red-blood cells to carry oxygen to my brain, and as a result, I was constantly cold. Until he looked at me. UPDATE: A revised & retitled under Mr. Sunshine...go find it! :)
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,799 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Jared, Kim
Phases by Cinma reviews
Insecurities, jealousy, heartache... all obstacles hindering a future with the love of his life. But she was worth every struggle, and he was going to fight every step of the way. Imprint, Jared and Kim.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,597 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/7/2010 - [Jared, Kim]
A Twin Thing by Yulliah reviews
When Jasper finds out he has a sister, a twin sister no less, he can't wait to meet her. He soon finds himself on a plane to London to do just that. But when the doors to the meeting hall open and he finds himself staring into a pair of emerald green eyes, he knows he should turn around and go home immediately.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,326 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Jasper, Edward
I Was Broken by lellabeth reviews
In a life full of gray, he was a light too bright to last. I was just the boy he burned. Winner of the Lyrics To Life contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
All Work and No Play (Makes Arthur a Horny Boy) by longlivetheprat reviews
Arthur doesn't think he can survive another minute of this boring business meeting, but then Merlin arrives and suddenly he can't make it last long enough. And he's not just talking about the meeting.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Gaius, Edwin M. - Complete
Knockout by addicted-to-romione-bedward reviews
Retired boxer, Edward, ends up coaching his neighbor's little brother who happens to be a young boxing talent. When Jasper becomes Edward's direct opponent, it's a wake-up call for both of them. SLASH. boy on boy loving. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Outsider by AwkwardDictator reviews
Recluse, hermit, introvert, floater, interloper, outcast, lone wolf. She's an outsider. He's an insider. She's shy. He's charismatic. She's content. He was, too. She doesn't exactly need him. He can't survive without her. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,751 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Jared, Kim
Mismatches by D.Kinney reviews
Jasper faces the dreadful truth—he may have lost Edward for good. Edward's had a tough time after being shoved out of the closet. That fact made him act like an asshole around people who could also hurt him. He could never imagine Jasper would be one to do it, though. Is it true time heals all wounds? AH, Slash, keep away if you are underage.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,179 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Gone by UglyTruth reviews
"Thank you, Wanderer," she whispers, her first exchange with the soul that she speaks out loud. There's fondness curling in her chest as she looks upon the creature who can't hear her anymore, "I think it's my turn to help you now". The first hours of Melanie's return and the reactions to her humanity being restored.
Host - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Melanie S./Mel, Jared H. - Complete
Cellmate by BingeB reviews
Merlin is dead. No, really. He has just called the most powerful man in prison a prat. A prat he just happens to be cellmates with. Cue fireworks! *Prison!AU*
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,982 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Love Denied, Passion Found by Twilightobsessed09 reviews
After being released from prison, Edward tries to find his place back in the world. With a job, a life, and a smart mouth, tattooed parole officer he can't keep out of his deepest fantasies, Edward attempts to restart the life he almost lost. Mature themes, Slash, E/J.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,820 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Closet by YetAnotherFan2010 reviews
Nobody talks to Jasper at school, even Edward, because he's different. But inside the hospital closet, Edward and Jasper could become friends... EPOV. AH. SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,359 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Gone Fishing by Milly3c reviews
What does a straight camera man do in a gay porn business? Fall in love of course! Set in the world of Corbin Fisher, Edward and Jasper are in for a ride. Over 18's ONLY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,671 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Edward, Jasper
Remember Us by addicted-to-romione-bedward reviews
Following a head injury, a man suffers from a rather drastic memory loss. It's up to his partner to not only help him remember all he's forgotten about himself, but also what he's forgotten about them, and that he is gay. O/S. 2nd place in SWWW Plot Bunny Prompt Competition
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Benjamin, Garrett - Complete
Do You Believe in Magic? by DreamInVintage reviews
Peter Pan AU. In which Kim is Wendy, Jared is Peter, and, of course, Paul is Tinkerbell. Features an impish, mischievous Jared and a bewildered Kim. A non-imprint story, but an awkward, I-think-I-might-like-you story. One-shot. Fluff. Jared/Kim. Paul/Rachel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Starting Something by Alby Mangroves reviews
One would think that a silent man is incapable of causing much trouble in a library. One would be wrong. Written for the Uni Merlin Fest. Arthur/Merlin, Romance
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Lost and Found by patricia51 reviews
Katniss has lost everyone. Prim, Peeta, Gale, her mother are all gone one way or another. But a surprise survivor appears to try to pull her back from the edge. Set at the end of "Mockingjay" and contains spoilers for that as well as a couple of changes. Femslash. Katniss/Madge romance.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Katniss E., Madge U. - Complete
Taking Liberties by Babette12 reviews
Alone, running a subsistence farm in New Hampshire, Bella is visited by a wounded Revolutionay War soldier. Written for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,701 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What the Disguise Won't Hide by CarribbeanLady reviews
A/H. Private Eye Edward Masen has always played the womanizer when going undercover but now he has decided to go a different route. Introducing Ted Cullen, extreme computer nerd and Edward in disguise. Let's hope his newest assignment isn't hot for geeks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,765 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Burning Rain by Bloodredfirefly reviews
Katniss realises that waking from a nightmare in Gale's arms isn't dangerous, and that love doesn't listen to the boundaries of right and wrong. Set after Gale's whipping, no lemons. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/23/2012 - [Katniss E., Gale H.] - Complete
We Found Each Other In The Dark by SquintSquad17 reviews
When everyone knows that you are literally an ax murderer, it's not hard to find an empty space at the bar. Johanna, Gale
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Johanna M., Gale H. - Complete
Miss Imprint by savanasi reviews
Cassie Kennedy enjoys her life as it is, but when her goofy, kind-of-sometimes-okay-ridiculously attractive bestfriend Seth bursts into fur, some things will have to change. Seth/OFC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,556 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Seth
Anger and the Artist by Chickedy-pea reviews
Leah is back in La Push after six years and three years of not phasing. But when she gets back she quickly realises that not everything is like it seems, with first crushes and vampires. Fill summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,668 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Leah
The Tree Climber by Chickedy-pea reviews
Erin wants a new start and thinks moving schools is the answer. That is till she meets Embry, he asks and see's way to much for Erin's liking but she can't stop the attraction she feels for him. Could it work if they stop arguing?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,947 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Embry
How the Story Went by hot mess express reviews
This isn't just a love story. It's my story. Ours, mine and Jared's. Don't believe what other people might tell you, what comes out of the rumor mill. I'm telling it now and this, this is how it went.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,477 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Fate by spaztronaut reviews
Jared meets Melanie for the first time. Jared POV.
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Melanie S./Mel, Jared H. - Complete
Treefingers by Alby Mangroves reviews
3rd Place AH Judges' Pick in Truly Anon Cntst. In truth, and this is something he's only just realized in the last few weeks, Edward doesn't want to be Peter's friend. Not at all. This could end very, very badly. Or not. Edward/Peter, AH, Romance. NC17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward, Peter - Complete
Book Three: Model Daughter by savanasi reviews
Kim embarks upon a journey across to Europe to find her mother and eventual peace. The final book in the Model Trilogy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Kim, Jared
He Who Dares, Watches by Fr333bird reviews
It starts with a dare on the bus but Edward's reaction to Jasper shocks him and results in a journey of self-discovery. AH, high school fic. Explicit adult content - lots of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,887 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Skinny Love by hypnotizedoyster reviews
One year, twenty-four weeks and three days was when he began to linger in my thoughts. Before long, he stole my heart unknowingly. One year, twenty-four weeks and three days and he hadn't looked my way once. Kim/Jared.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,476 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Kim, Jared
Breathless by Madame Naberrie reviews
Kim Chitto is drowning in her insignificance. Jared Cameron wants to show her that she is all he can see, even if he has to fight every step of the way to make her believe it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,884 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Kim, Jared
One Week by arbitrarygirl reviews
All human. Fluffy oneshot. Rosalie can't help but like the friendly popular guy, who could never ever possibly like her… right?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Why Love Matters by Fr333bird reviews
Arthur needs help overcoming issues with physical intimacy in order to clinch a business deal with demonstrative Italians. Merlin, his assistant, suggests that he attends a 'cuddle workshop' to get him over his fears. Adult content eventually.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,175 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Moments of Bliss by CobraMar reviews
Short romantic oneshots of Grace and Sam's lives together
Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Grace, Sam
Seeing You by Auna reviews
Kim's story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,137 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Mismatch Made In Heaven by Mrs. Agget reviews
Edward meets Jasper in a bar. Edward is a rough and tumble cowboy, and Jasper is shy and geeky. Will they be able to fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,528 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
What Matters by Strae reviews
After one horny night alone with a webcam, Edward enters a surprisingly intimate friendship with a stranger online. He someday plans to meet this 'Jazz' girl he's become so oddly enraptured with; too bad Jazz isn't exactly a 'girl'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,750 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Behind the Curtain by mw138 reviews
Edward is amped about starting his senior year in college. When he's paired with shy, quiet and reclusive Jasper for a school project, his views on humanity, survival and true beauty are forever changed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
I Never Knew You Were a Pick Up Girl by 2 Sided coiN reviews
Rosalie gets bored at a bar one night while waiting for her party to arrive. So what's a girl to do then annoy the loner in the corner of the bar? Expect OCness,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
I See You by CrystalMichelle reviews
Edward always seems to fly just outside of everyone's radar. That never bothered him until a musically inclined blonde comes into the picture. AU, Slash, E/J. Written for Fandom4Tsunami!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Toutes Les Petites Choses by FangLang reviews
"Edward Cullen. What kind wicked debauchery did you get up to that summer and not tell me about?" Edward takes a trip back to 1999 to remembering fake lip piercings, Blink 182 and a lot of awkward fumbling. AH, Slash, ExJ.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Edward, Jasper
In His Mind by jn208505 reviews
A Glimpse into the relationship of Jared & Kim. Jared imprinted on Kim months ago and this is a look at the two as they are both madly in love. Rated M for a reason! Just a heads up... Enjoy! And Please Review! Winner of 2011 Emerging Swan Awards! Thanks to Christag Banners for my winning banner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,730 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Jared, Kim - Complete
The Hogwarts Rules by aliceinwonderland2000 reviews
There is a list of rules for Hogwarts...but how did they come about? Why are students not allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" when going to see Professor Dumbledore, or paint houselves blue and call them smurfs? Find out here...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,029 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009 - James P., Fred W.
Bella Swan: Phone Sex Operator by tench11 reviews
When the only job opportunity comes along Bella Swan's way, circumstances make her take it. Too bad she can't talk dirty; worse, she's falling for a certain nervous, stuttering caller. We can't always get our way or get our dream job!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,116 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Pieces by Kyra4 reviews
Can the same person who broke you into pieces, be the person to put you back together again?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,821 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Too Late by elizaye reviews
How late is too late? "She looks at him sympathetically. 'It's never too late.'" Rated M for smut/language. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Outside the Bubble by OvertlyConcealed reviews
Shy and awkward Edward is resistant to change. He dislikes being put in uncomfortable situations and hates forced interactions. Keeping away from the new employee who threatens to change everything is a must. Too bad for long elevator trips. Slash. ExJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,168 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Edward, Jasper
A Pencil and a Kick by vaaaal by Just a Kiss Contest reviews
ENTRY FOR THE JUST A KISS CONTEST: Kim and Jared have their first date.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Kim, Jared - Complete
The Lighthouse by ICMezzo reviews
Salt and rocks. Edward and Jasper. Ocean, tears, and a chance to find their way home. A sequel to the one-shot "Rocky Shores." AH, slash, angst, rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Marked by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 465,518 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
A Proper Expression of Gratitude by greenschist reviews
Never again will Hermione leave Draco alone with a stack of blank cards and their address book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My wings are stripped of flight by smaragdbird reviews
After the Battle of Alcatraz, Warren loses both his father and his wings and has to adjust his whole life. Old and new friends help him with it. Slash
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Angel, Colossus - Complete
Book Two: Model Imprint by savanasi reviews
Parent's still missing, Jared absent from school, Kim Connweller is more alone than ever. But once you hit rockbottom, things can only get better, right? A Jared/Kim Sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,476 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Discovered Desires by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward and Jasper. One's a geek, the other Mr. Popular - they've been friends forever. But Edward wants more. Can a camping trip with their friends make his most secret desires come true?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Racerback by Zigster reviews
"As I watch him do the breast stroke through the choppy morning waters, I almost want to be in his place. What would it be like to be so alone?" AH/AU Ed, Jas and pot cookies. Written for the High Times Contest. Won 3rd Place Public Vote!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
If You Can't Be by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Best friends, roommates, they've known each other all their lives. What happens when one's boyfriend can't make their Valentine's date? Written for the No Stress Love Fest. Jasper/Peter, Jasper/Edward, AH. Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,327 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Just Like Home by mrsyt31 reviews
Birthday Drabbles written for SorceressCirce. AH/AU SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Roll of the Dice by theladyingrey42 reviews
Every time I roll to try to get up the conviction to kiss him, I always roll a one. A botch. Because kissing my dungeon master - my best friend - my Jasper - would be the definition of a botch." M for citrusy, geeky boy-love. For SorceressCirce's bday
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,881 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Score! by ICMezzo reviews
A tie game makes Jasper question the effectiveness of his lucky jersey until he meets a man with lucky socks. A birthday oneshot for SorceressCirce, inspired by her Sunday football tweeting. AH. J/E slash. Warning: May not be safe for Saints fans.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
I Wept Not by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Jasper is a war weary soldier burdened by the weight of eternity. Edward is an uncomplicated high school student content to hide his sexuality. Together can Jasper find something to live for and Edward discover some things are worth dying for? J/E Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,194 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Just So You Know by BelleOfSummer reviews
"Yes, I'm so jealous… I'm so bloody jealous because you're too damn pretty." *COMPLETE!* Long one shot Draco/Hermione/Blaise -Now with a Beta-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,628 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Like Ours by SavannaBanana reviews
Jared and Kim's story from the beginning. Kim has always liked Jared from the very first time she saw him but it's going to take a little push from fate for Jared to even notice Kim. How will she respond to the sudden attention?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Kim, Jared
Need an Excuse by Beautiful Figment reviews
When a prank goes awry, Jasper gets trapped in a closet with Edward, the best friend he has been secretly crushing on. AH/OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Louder Than Words by Beautiful Figment reviews
Following a difficult break-up, Edward meets Jasper at a coffee shop, where he discovers what he's been missing all along. AH/OOC Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Mistletoe Confessions by Addicted to Edward Cullen reviews
Entry for the Under the Mistletoe contest. Jasper is secretly in love with his best friend's brother. When they meet under the mistletoe, will it be a dream come true or his worst nightmare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Love In An Elevator by chainofcommand reviews
Will not be finished.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,137 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Underneath The Surface by Darkira reviews
FGB-fic for littleclarestar. / Bella buys a beautiful wooden box from a flea market and finds letters inside. The letters take her to an emotional journey in history and to find a new friend. AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Bella - Complete
Harbor in the Tempest by bmango reviews
Jasper has more than platonic feelings for his best friend Edward, but their timing has always been off. When Edward's current boyfriend exits stage left, the also single Jasper attempts to help without admitting his feelings. J/E slash. AH Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
My leash is for only one werewolf by xxsillywillyxx reviews
Seeing him always gave me these butterflys in my stomach but now they're just painful stabs in my heart when i realized he's never gonna look at me how he looks at those girls.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,803 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Jared, Kim
Guilty Pleasure by Pesky Ixy Pesternomi reviews
I wrote this on a tangent and it turned into something that I love dearly. It's written in three parts and that will be all. It's really all this story needs to be honest. I hope you all enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tempo by malicecat reviews
Diary entries following the gradual progression of Kim and Jared's relationship - a story about imprinting, love, and everything in between. 10. Allegro
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,668 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Kim, Jared
Eight Years by Pesky Ixy Pesternomi reviews
First Place Winner! of Dear. Dark. Destiny's "Can You Write A Romance?" challenge. Draco/Hannah.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Draco M., Hannah A. - Complete
Just Perfect by deator11 reviews
He was weird and annoying. Funny even, but definitely weird. Yet as strange as he was, Kim couldn't help but think he was just perfect. If she ignores all the crap he goes through to win her first! HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,294 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Kim, Jared
Life's Not a Fairytale by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
What happens when the girl of your dreams has been sitting next to you for years, unnoticed? And when you finally do notice her, she shuts you down? This is the dilemma Jared faces. How does he win Kim over when he doesn't know what he did wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,866 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Jared, Kim - Complete
The City by artbeatsandlife reviews
::Slash:: Emmett & Paul spot each other on a NYC train, but the moment passes...or does it? A slash romance with a bunch of usual suspects from Twilight plus tattoos, steel & a black eye to round things out. Rated M for Major Lemons & Language - AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Emmett, Paul - Complete
Rocky Shores by ICMezzo reviews
Treading water is no longer an option. When a handsome stranger intervenes, will brokenhearted Jasper sink or swim?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Gameday by Disco Shop Girl reviews
College attendees Emmett and Rosalie don't see each other very often. They're young, horny, and they've been apart for weeks... One-shot. AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Learning To Surf And Other Valuable Lessons by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Jasper only signed up for surf lessons. But when he met Edward Cullen, he discovered just how much he had to learn. AH Slash. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,870 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
New Boy Blues: Expanded Version by angelbethy reviews
Expanded from the one-shot. Jasper, terrified of being rejected, hides his true self from his friends and family. When Edward moves to Forks, though, Jasper's secret threatens to break through the wall he'd so carefully built. Rated M for slash, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,403 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Thank You by Whitlock-Masen reviews
When Edward Cullen wakes up late for work and hungover, he knows he's in for a terrible day. It just gets worse, with bosses yelling and rain pouring down...right up until he finds his way home. One-shot written for the Support Stacie Auction. Slash, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Embellishment by BoydBlog reviews
*WINNER* Gotta Love a Man in Uniform Contest. A combination of homesickness and patriotism see Bella & Alice meeting up with some U.S. Military forces personnel on shore leave. An overheard conversation, a little deception, can all be forgiven?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Judge A Book By Its Cover by OCDJen reviews
"The moment the words fell from the teacher's mouth, I laughed. I actually laughed like this was some sort of wind up! How the blue hell did I, Jasper Whitlock, end up with socially retarded Cullen?" One shot, written for Mrs. Aggets birthday
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Whipping Post by ThePenWielder reviews
Gales POV of what happens in Catching Fire when caught and whipped. First Hunger Games story, feedback loved! GalexKatniss
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Science is an Art Form by intheclosetcontest reviews
An awkward scientist and a wild artist. It's said that opposites attract, but Edward has some trouble proving his theory. A woebegone account of wooing gone amiss. AH – AwkWard - Warning: Gratuitous use of suspenders.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Madness Most Discreet by intheclosetcontest reviews
I'm pretty sure Edward Cullen hates my guts. It's the way he looks at me, the way he stares so intensely. If that were the extent of the problem it would be easy to ignore, but it's not. Because I'm pretty sure I'm in love with him. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The X Games by TwistedforTwilight reviews
My entry for the SLASH/BACKSLASH 2.0 contest. Skatesper competes in The X Games. ExJ AH/Slash - Edited: M for language and mentions of sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 111 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Unseen till Now by runswithwolves22 reviews
Kim has always pined for Jared, Jared has never knew the name of the shy and timid girl. But now that Jared has imprinted, is Kim ready?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,600 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Kim, Jared
The True Calling by runswithwolves22 reviews
Embry is one of the only wolves who hasn't imprinted. And he's ready now. Or is he? The story of Embry's imprinting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,953 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Embry - Complete
Scintillating Pattern by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Geeky Edward has had a crush on his older brother's best friend, Garrett, for years. When he finds himself sharing an apartment with Garrett, it seems he just might get what he wants - but things aren't always what they seem. Written for theladyingrey42.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,425 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
Of Bets and Purrs by Darkira reviews
Edward and Jasper, two most sought after tops at the club, are rivals. One night they make a bet and winner gets to top the loser. Edward has never bottomed and Jasper has had a bad experience in the past. Who wins and what? AH/AU/M/Possibly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
White Blaze to Lone Star by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Edward, while backpacking on the Appalachian Trail in Tennessee, meets fellow hiker Jasper. Originally written for the Fics for Nashville compilation. Edward/Jasper, AH, Slash, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Heart: Exterior by Rosmarina reviews
Short and sweet piece of E/J flash fiction originally written as a contribution to the Nashville Flood Relief eBook.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Scream and Shout by Romance Is reviews
"I guess you could call me kind of a wallflower, an introverted one if you will. Hell I'd even go so far as to say I am invisible, but that does not mean I don't have a story." The tale of Kim and Jared and how they came to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,603 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Kim, Jared
My Exception by Dreamy Emo Poet reviews
I just want you to be happy; what can I do to make you happy' I was desperate, pleading. His head was still down but he looked up at me intently for a moment, and said softly,'Kiss me' Jasward, i luv them together! rated T for sexual themes, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Book One: Model Student by savanasi reviews
Kim embarks on a mission to seek out her parents who have seemingly disappeared. Jared tags along. The two form an awkward, grudging friendship prior to Jared's imprinting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,309 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Kim, Jared - Complete
WW3's fighting angels by ForeverBlonde reviews
Kara Johnston reporting for duty sir...a teenage girl in year 2050 during ww3 where children are used in the army...is better than it sounds please read & review!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2010
Nothing Else Matters by Darkira reviews
A little troubled Teenward and Teensper for starfish422's birthday. E&J, AH, dark themes, budding boy love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
No Sympathy by BlackDiamonds.32.20.54 reviews
Quil had to beg Claire's parents to take her anywhere else so that she can be safe, just so some hungry crazed leech" Kim enjoyed watching Bella wince at the word "won't want to suck her dry. And once this battle is over your going to join them anyways.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Jail Break by Stephycats7785 reviews
Leah knew it wasn't smart to hang out with a leech but she could care less because Jasper Hale made her feel free. Jasper helps Leah to escape from her prision. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Leah, Jasper - Complete
Awakening by Darkira reviews
Written for the Fun With Your Clothes On-contest. A shy and awkward librarian and an ice queen former cheerleader meet. Clichés happen. Or maybe not? AH/M/Femslash/Angela&Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Angela, Rosalie - Complete
Confounded Courtship by silentmekare reviews
My entry for the "AwkWard" Contest. AH Bella thinks Edward hates her. Edward knows sometimes things never go as planned, especially with distractions like Bella Swan to deal with. Can these two turn a heap of wrongs into a right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,778 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Saving Grace by Chasing Moonlight reviews
Just a little look in to Sam's wolfy head... What does it feel like to lose everything that makes you human, even the one thing you want to stay human for? Disclaimer: all Maggie Stiefvater, I'm just playing with his head
Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sam - Complete
Reflections by PepperX reviews
This was stupid. Jared Lebrun was finally paying attention to me and I was running away? What was wrong with me?" KimxJared
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Kim, Jared
Tell Me What You See by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Geeky Edward has been dating free spirit Jasper for about half a year now. When Edward comes home from BlizzCon and sees Jasper with another man, all his worst fears about himself are confirmed. A Support Stacie story for AmyMorgan. OOC, Slash, JxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,263 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Little Margot: Matchmaker by Zigster reviews
Won 1st Place in No Bella Allowed Contest! Alice is a ballerina recovering from an injury. Edward is her loyal partner but Alice knows that he deserves more. That's why she plans to hand him her brother, Jasper, on a silver platter. Luckily, he's in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,685 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Perfectly Poised by siriusly klutzy reviews
After a spoon of mashed potatoes gone awry, Sirius causes quite the commotion in the Great Hall during one eventful lunch where Lily and James team up to fight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Daughter of the Ocean by Jasper winked reviews
What was I, Bella Swan, powerful daughter of the almighty Poseidon, sister of Percy Jackson, doing in small town Forks, a place I obviously didn't want to be? Oh yeah, my mother. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,183 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella
Life Can Suck It by Dance Elle Dance reviews
"There are times you just wanna say FML, ya know?" She takes a swig of the sweet tea he has made and looks at him. His face is confused, "FML?" Leah rolls her eyes, "Geez. You vampires really are trapped in the past." JasperLeah, oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2010 - [Leah, Jasper] - Complete
Copperhead by OfTheDamned reviews
Major Jasper Whitlock feels too young to be an officer in the War Between States, and can hardly stomach the killing. When he runs across a like-minded soldier hiding in the darkness, he finds the companionship he never found with his own men. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,115 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Noticed by lacenoel reviews
My version of how Kim and Jared began to notice each other and became a couple. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,941 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Jared, Kim - Complete
On Nights Like These by Sally Tomato reviews
A series of out of order one shots about a Leah Clearwater and Jasper Whitlock relationship. Rated M for language and lemons. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,031 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Leah, Jasper
Kim and Jared by mediate89 reviews
Kim and Jared's story as told by me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jared, Kim
Refusal by EJObsession reviews
What happens when you deny your imprint? Noone's ever even considered it! But Jared Harrison will damn well try.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,039 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Jared, Kim
Jasper and the No Longer Remotely Private Parts by ICMezzo reviews
Edward and Jasper have very busy lives, so Edward takes a step to ensure they can spend a special evening together. EdwardxJasper slash. AU/AH, Rated very, very M. One-shot written for the FML Contest at www dot fanfiction dot net/u/2187120/FML Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Unignorable love a Kim and Jared story by Chickedy-pea reviews
Kim started school only a year ago but instantly fell for Jared Miller. Gorgeous and charming but like everyone he ignores her. But after a year of obsession he finally speaks to her. Kims life is turned upside down and her family aren't exactly helping.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,922 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Fourth Time's the Charm by horcruxnumber8 reviews
Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How We Imagined Light by horcruxnumber8 reviews
The war is over, and while the rest of the Wizarding World drowns their sorrows in champagne and celebratory balls, Hermione finds comfort in an unconventional way…and with the most unexpected person. D/Hr, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
New Boy Blues by angelbethy reviews
An "Indies First-Time Writer Challenge" Contest Entry. Jasper, terrified of being rejected, hides his true self from his friends and family. When Edward moves to Forks, though, Jasper's secret threatens to break through the wall he'd so carefully built.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
A Delicious Experiment by TwistedforTwilight reviews
My entry for the "Home for the Holidays" contest. Jasper is in trouble. Can Edward help him? Inspired by An Indecent Proposal. Edited: M for Coarse language and mentions of sex. Edward/Jasper slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,559 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Kimprint: Kim's Story by Julieanne-Arc reviews
Kim had always wanted Jared, but forced herself to stop trying for a lost cause. With graduation and escape from La Push only weeks away, Jared finally wants to get to know her. But will imprinting be enough to make her stay?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,680 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Silence Speaks the Loudest by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A shy, quiet boy seeks out the solace that only his best friend can give. His hardships give light to insecurities. Entry for the Exploration of the Senses contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Something More by Luci-Marlena reviews
I’m a 6”5’, tanned, muscled, wolf, and I have nothing to do on a Friday night. I’m sitting on the couch channel surfing, when I hear the news: Leah has a date. The “bitter harpy” of our pack has a date while I’m here watching infomercials for Sham-Wow.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
If Tomorrow Never Comes by Lilly Monroe reviews
On the eve of Alice & Jasper’s infamous disappearance, Jasper knows there’s one thing he must do; something he may never get the chance to do or say again. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Leah, Jasper - Complete
Need A Hug? by Deadly Poppy reviews
When Sirius is awake in the common room late at night, Lily knows just what he needs to cheer him up. Sirius/Lily, but friendship only. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Forced Insomnia by Editor-Behind-the-Scenes reviews
And what do normal people do at a quarter to one at night?" "Um..." "They sleep, Jared" Punching him was starting to seem like a really good idea
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Vows of Silence by Julieanne-Arc reviews
One-shot. Leah takes the biggest step of her life.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Leah, Sam - Complete
You Belong With Me by Deadly Poppy reviews
Walking down the beach, hand in hand. Life is so great. This is how life should be. He looks into my eyes, and I look into his. I can see straight into his soul. His beautiful, amazing soul…And that's when I woke up. A Kim/Jared story. Readz and Reviewz!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Mistakes by zeurin reviews
“Leah?” Emily’s eyes were wide with fear and incomprehension, “What are you-” She screamed, cutting her sentence off as Leah roughly pierced the vein in her neck... One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Leah - Complete
Chemical Equations by KayLynn911 reviews
Come on now, everyone wants to know about Alex and Brittany's wedding and honeymoon! And unlike Smeyer, I won't fade to black--hence the 'M' rating.
Perfect Chemistry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,258 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Alex F., Brittany E. - Complete
Hidden Beauty by bleedingonyx reviews
Hi, I’m Kim. As in Kimberley. Just call me Kim. I am someone you will meet and forget as soon as you walk away. I am like air. I can and will disappear. Not that you care. JaredxKim imprint story. Not a 1 shot. Don't give up on it yet. It will get better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Jared, Kim
The Forever Part by Julix121 reviews
Kim always liked Jared, even when she hated him. She is determined to get over him, even if that is the last thing he wants her to do. Can he win her over? KimXJared imprint story. Review please. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,485 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Jared, Kim - Complete
In a Manner of Speaking by Momentarily Infinite reviews
When did you get muscles?" "When did you get breasts?" It was silent. Had I crossed a line? "Touche." Embry/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,429 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Embry - Complete
Mirror by rainbowfish22 reviews
Leah refuses to look at herself in the mirror. Leah drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Leah - Complete
Progress by J.M. Rekark reviews
a fic about something that could'be been if cedric lived. a bit OC and OOC. its not too great, so you're warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Oblivion by moonlight-pixy reviews
LJ: After another one of their fights, Lily and James' best friends decided it's time to play matchmakers. They wipe their memories of each other and lock them in the Room of Requirenment. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Shifting Fate by HillaryM1986 reviews
JaredxKim Story with a twist.Kim's best friend is crazy about Jared but has no idea that Kim likes him. I suck at summaries. First story.Please Review let me know what you think
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,915 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Jared, Kim
The Ice in my Cola by LornaAlice reviews
Kim has always gone fairly unnoticed until one day, the most unlikely person gains a sudden interest in her. She doesn't understand why, but soon, the world as she knows it will turn out to be a lot stranger than she ever anticipated. Jared/Kim. Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Jared, Kim
Kimvisable by BTech reviews
Kimberley Union has always been invisable,living in her sisters shadow and neglected by her busy parents.The only thing she looks foward to is Jared, but after his long absence ,Kim decides she needs a life.Can Jared win over the new Kim?K/J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,921 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Kim, Jared
Imperfection by Kitsune-Miko-Tenshi reviews
No drama there.It was just a girl he'd sat next to in school every day for a year and never looked at twice.And then, after he changed, he saw her again and never looked away. Jared and Kim have it perfect, but what if that perfection shattered? Jared/Kim
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Jared, Kim
Road Buddy by luckei1 reviews
I was walking along, minding my business, when out of the orange-coloured sky… Flash! Bam! Alakazam! Wonderful you came by…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,014 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When We're Together by YourFavoriteLittleVampire reviews
Jasper thinks his best friend, Emmett is leaving him for his new girlfriend. Then he meets the charming Edward and quickly becomes friends with him. So, why is Jasper so attracted to his new friend? Note: All Human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Jasper, Edward
If You Could Choose by MollyBear reviews
What if the Yule Ball went a bit differently? What if one fight, one strange conversation and one choice could change everything? AU Goblet of Fire oneshot. CD/HrG. Rated T for slightly suggestive content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Kim by mongeese reviews
Kim's been obsessed over Jared 7 years, and she's realized she has to stop. So she is. Trying to, anyways. But it's a bit hard, when suddenly, he's giving her enough attention to make up for the past 7 years he spent not knowing she existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,435 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Jared, Kim
Leah vs Jasper: Chess Edition by WingsRider reviews
Sequel to Leah Vs. Jasper and Leah's Revenge. After being snowed in, Leah and Jasper play chess. Who wins? I own nothing! Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
The Local La Push Soap Opera by The Fair Ophelia reviews
The only female werewolf EVER. How much does that suck? And as if my life didn't suck enough, I had to imprint. Could my life get any worse? Apparently so. A Leah Clearwater story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,933 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Leah - Complete
The Halls Are Certainly Drafty This Time of Year by Blanco Pagina reviews
#1 Winter fic: James/Lily - During rounds Lily and James "discuss" the pros/cons of cold corridors/broom cupboards at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
What I’d Do For World Peace by siriusly klutzy reviews
Everyone wants world peace. Well, what if the only thing you had to do to achieve it would be to snog none other than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
My Everything by Wraithlike reviews
Sometimes you just need to run ... Leah Clearwater's thoughts on the imprints that broke her heart in as many ways a heart can be broken, and the promises that lie smashed a thousand miles away ...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Leah
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blindsight by ty.soglasna reviews
In the dark, she could have been anyone at all. A story of silk hair and unrequited passion and the sound of her voice. Fleur/Hermione, oneshot, femslash, rated M for very explicit sexual content, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Fleur D., Hermione G. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,097 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Thinking the Right Way by RavenclawGenius reviews
HGCD: Cedric knows it's silly, but he can't help himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Psyche by lovetheheat reviews
A Jared and Kim one-shot. Psyche - noun - beloved of cupid; human soul; human mind
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Jared, Kim - Complete
In His Arms by Lord Death's Paramour reviews
It didn't take long for the logical side of her to ascertain her location. She was, after all, a daughter of Athena. She was in his bed. Devoid of a few choice articles of clothing. Di immortales.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Royally Observant by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily is an obvious distraction to James. After a while, though, he runs out of the obvious and starts to see the not so obvious things about her. Such as her royal purple nail polish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2008 - James P. - Complete
Second by Lady Alinor reviews
Sequel to First. Five years...five long, agonizing years since she'd last spoken to him, and now he had the audacity to show up on her doorstep one rainswept night. What would he think when he discovered her secret? HGDM, sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,549 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Other Side by luckei1 reviews
Draco discovers an injured Hermione and is faced with a life-changing decision. Set during HBP; could be canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,574 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just The Girl by hotdamn its cam88 reviews
Arrogant, stubborn Paul has finally imprinted, but has decided that he is not going to comply willingly. He tries to throw off the curse, but finds that with every insult he throws at her, he just falls more in love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,212 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Paul
Okay by Kavi Leighanna reviews
Situations put Lily's hatred and resistance on trial.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,787 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Window to My Stomach by siriusly klutzy reviews
It's quite strange seeing the boy you could possibly fancy in your crystal ball. I wasn't even looking for anything in particular, either, because I was actually staring at the wood. And here I thought Divination was a load of rubbish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ten Reasons by bloomingauthor7 reviews
Valentine's Day special. Extra fluffy Percabeth future fic... please read and review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Trapped by alfalfajane reviews
The Ministry has been evacuated due to a leakage of raw magic; Hermione and Draco have been forgotten and are trapped in one of the many elevators. A One-Shot piece to bring a smile to your face!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For The Better by tasha27 reviews
At the end of sixth year Lily yelled at James and told him to grow up. It is now the beginning of seventh year and James has changed for the better...but does everyone think so? Lily and James ONESHOT. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Orange Of My Eye by siriusly klutzy reviews
Distractions always got to Lily. They come in all shapes and colors. This one came in the shape of the shirt and the color of a fruit. It didn't help that it was covering up a very distracting boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Round Pink Explosions by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily has interesting experiences involving bubble gum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Wars of Blue and Gold by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily gets caught in the middle of a 'war' that Sirius and James are having.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Like What You See by siriusly klutzy reviews
Instead of writing her essay, Lily Evans gets caught up in staring at James Potters backside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Purple Sandwiches in the Rain by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily has an addiction to her Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans and everyone wants to eat them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cast Down by Redaed reviews
Maybe if he reached a little further, cut a little deeper, they would go away. He’d do anything if it would work, and then maybe Daddy would still love him. Even though he was a freak. Oneshot. Young Warren.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Angel - Complete
Memory Lapses by luckei1 reviews
Or, Why a Wizard Should Keep a Pensieve Handy. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Twelve Steps by luckei1 reviews
Hermione receives a card for an appointment she didn't make. When she goes, she gets a rather large shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,647 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Red Memory by luckei1 reviews
It's been three years... Three years, and something is different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Short Stick by luckei1 reviews
When an unpleasant task presents itself, Hermione drew the shortest stick
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Which One by hyacinth beaver reviews
Since when did you become Indecisive? Since I married you .CDHG Ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
I Hate My Life by hyacinth beaver reviews
Things just haven'tbeen going well lately and Hermione is a little depressed, to the point where she etched 'I hate my life' on her desk in History of Magic. But, what happens when someone etches back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,771 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Hermione G., Cedric D.
Newton Knows Best by charmingly-holly reviews
Lily and James learn Newton's Laws of Motion. First hand. One Book in Motion tends to prevent two Objects Not in Motion from snogging in the stairwell...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,006 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Shamanism by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Take my hand. Hold fast, hold strong.Sequel to Snap Me Back Into Hell. DracoHermione. The road to recovery. Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lis Du Feu by Ssergit reviews
Cedric wants to show Hermione something by the lake. Cedric/Hermione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Proposals: My Idiot by hyacinth beaver reviews
This is the first in a series of one shots about how perfection can be found in any type of situation. A proposal isn't always something out of a fairy tale. Sometimes all it takes is a storm and some mud.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
On The Street Where You Live by hyacinth beaver reviews
He had often walked on that street before. The pavement had become so familiar. Every brick was unmistakeable. He walked there to tell her how he felt...but how do you say I love you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Illuminated Symbollic Glory by charmingly-holly reviews
James, I'm throwing the lamp away. Oh, what furor these words can cause. What horror! What amazement! What chaos! What snogging! Who ever said destiny couldn't be fulfilled by a lamp?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Broom Closet Plots by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Redundancy Revamped by charmingly-holly reviews
The prose behind the dialogue. The thoughts, actions, and revelations that surrounded Lily and James during my alldialogue piece, Redundancy. It involves butter. And dinner rolls. And other stuff. Mmhmm...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,012 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Redundancy by charmingly-holly reviews
“Lily, getting you to go out with me is not a challenge. It’s an impossible feat that will only result in death or dismemberment. Or castration, though hopefully you’ll be kind enough to stick with the other options. But I have my doubts.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Potatoes by charmingly-holly reviews
Silly little alldialogue drabble. Ron and Hermione. Dinner. Potatoes. If I told you any more, it'd be pointless for you to read it. Rated T just to be sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Pinned by mistress meo reviews
An arguement over a book can lead to many things when left alone in the library. Draco and Hermione. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Kiss by peppermalfoy reviews
It wasn't supposed to happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Public Display of Affection by Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 126 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Know This by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT, response. DM&HG. MATURE REFERENCES. For a smart girl you sure can be a fool.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blissfully Dull by meggiebaby81 reviews
One Shot fluff. I can write a one shot! When you can make a day out of fighting over the remote conrtol -- you know it's love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snap Me Back Into Hell by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
When you've no one to talk to but yourself and the walls...you tend to forget what hope is. Dark one-shot, DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Soldier's Return reviews
The missing month at the end of the book. How will Conor explain what happened to his family? How will his family react? And how will Conor win over his princess, now queen of all Saltee? Will justice return to the land?
Airman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,023 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
Darren's Last Chance reviews
Only in death can Darren find his peace... but the world's not letting him go that easily. Darren and friends are forced on yet another quest, with new and old foes. Through it all can Darren finally find his happiness?
Crossover - Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Darren Shan, Leah
It Rains Next Door reviews
Kim is average, normal, plain...unnoticeable. Kim needs saving, but not from what you would think. Can Jared be the one to do so? Maybe some people are beyond help... *Under major reconstruction*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Jared, Kim
In My Arms reviews
Lily walks into the Head's dormitories to find James looking adorable asleep on the sofa. She can't resist temptation. Nothing good can ensue. Re-written, hopefully better version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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