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HI! Um, I'm syd-cullen... I dunno why you're here, because, I have not written any stories yet, lol. well. yep.

Song Thingy #1

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits : If You Seek Amy- Britney Spears (um... um.. just.. wow. wow.)

Waking Up : Everwhere- Michelle Branch (okee, I like this song)

First Day of School- Right Round- Flo Rida (um.. I don't like this song, since someone made a connection on how a hated (I MEAN IT, MAN!!) teacher moves his head when angry. OH wait! SCHOOL!)

Falling in Love- Thinking Of You -Katy pary (um.. ok.. this sounds.. interesting)

Fight Song- Please Excuse My Hands- Plies (no comment)

Breaking Up - Give It To Me- Madonna (WHY did my sister have to put this on my ipod??)

Prom - I'm Yours- Jason Mraz (cute!.. I think .. I like this song)

Life is just...OK - Summertime- Kenny Chesney (I like summer?)

Mental Breakdown - Mad- NeYo (AHAHHAAHAHHHA!!)

Driving - T-Shirt- Shontelle (ok... :S)

Flashback - Naked On The Dancefloor- T-pain (once again, I must thanks my sister.)

Getting Back Together - Single- Ne-Yo (this doesn't make sense)

Birth of Child - Bad Timing- Blue Rodeo (AHAHAHAHAAHA.. oops? lol)

Wedding - Scar Tissue- Red Hot Chili Peppers (thanks, sis... WAIT!! I LIKE THIS SONG!! gets up and dances, running into dad, who is vaccuming .. O_o)

Final Battle - Red Rag Top- Tim McGraw (uhhh...)

Death Scene - Standing Still- Jewel (I like this song!! At least I'm listening to a good song when I die! (IT HAS THE WORD TWILIGHT IN IT!!)

Funeral Song - Breathe- Anna Nalick (dude.)

End Credits - The More Boys I Meet- Carrie Underwood (... O_O. Listin to this song though, c'est drole, mon ami(e) , oui oui (neuf neuf!!)

Well then...

Song Thingy #2

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1. What would you say to your boyfriend? - That Song In my Head- Julianne Hough (um.. sorry to burst your bubble, but I don't have a boyfriend. lol)

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning? -I'll Find A Way- Rachael Yamagata (um.. I'll find a way to sleep longer)

3. Your teacher is... -Better days- Kate Voegele (um... okay? But I do like this song, dudez)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard? -Paper planes- MIA (did someone get in trouble for making them?)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbours? - Who's To Say- Vanessa Carlton (yeah, duez, leave me and my friends alone, lol)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you? -Hanging By A Moment- Lifehouse (um.. A) I have more than one best friend, and B), we're all girls)

7. How do you feel right now? Life Your Life- T.I. ft Rihanna (naw, I'm just waiting for Hillary to call me back.)

8. What's on your bedside table right now? Under My Skin- Rachel Yamagata (wait.. .. is the thing under my skin, or on my bedside table??)

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning? Stupid Shit- Girlicious (ACTUALLY, I hada shower. Pretty smart, not stupid shit)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see... Never Wanted Nothing More- Kenny Chesney (uh huh.. right. you thinks that, Ipod. OH WAIT!! IT'S ABOUT A CAR!!)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert? Crush- David Archuleta (I ACTUALLY, said 'I'm tired')

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called? Free Falling- John Mayer (thats a cool name, but I'm not that much of a writer_

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show? Why Georgia- John Mayer (Yes! Why, Georgia (if I had a friend named Georgia) am I making a fool of myself by doing this?)

14. Your life's theme song? I Told You So - Keith Urban (You told me what?)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? Just To See You Smile- Tim McGraw (well, I do like making pplz laught. I am enjoying this : )

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be? Kindly Unspoken- Kate Voegele (ILOVETHISSONG! Maybe .., uh. got nothing.)

17. Your motto is.. Forever and Always- Taylor Swift (good song. oo maybe my motto is it rains all the time!! (you gotta listen to the song to get it) yep)

18. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy- Krazy- Pitbull Ft. Lil Jon (uh... is it a kind of food?)

19. What did you dream about tonight? (do you mean last night?? O:) We Danced Anyway- Deanna Carter (cute!)

20. Any last words? Superhuman- Chris Brown (maybe I'll be a vampire?? hopeful grin )

Well, now. That was fun.

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would say that you deserve better after you're boyfriend has broken up with you
BEST FRIENDS: Would go up to your ex boyfriend in front of all his friends point at him and shout at the top of their lungs ,"I KNEW YOU WERE GAY!!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!!.


1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?! I don't have one

2. Find a book. Which one? Hero Of Lesser Causes (actually a pretty good book)

3. What can you hear right now? Carrie Underwood singing Just A Dream... SHE'S IN MY IPOD, DUDE!

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Hello, Peter!! (He's my weiner dog, dudez!)

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? The Latest buzz

6. Type your name with your elbow: syfn dhg

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer? I ended up making plans to walk my dog.

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around 3 times. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see? A Pleather chair. Sweet.

9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be? Haven't read that in forever

10. Find the third letter of all of your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Orrlefnlvr (kewl)

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sydizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Orange Horse

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Mary Anna Greendale

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Hersyrth (almost looks like Hershy,.. yummm.)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Green water (I won't be drinkin' that stuff!!)

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Yraemly (dude, kewl!)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Pinot Noir (my grandparents have a vineyard)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Pear Floor Burn (trust me, it hurts ALOT on a gym floor (from soccer practice) :D)

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Green Booty

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Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3263 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
A Future in the Past by Sweet Emotion reviews
Bella is able to go back to the year 1918. She meets Edward and they fall in love. When she is forced back to her own century, thinking he's died, she discovers some big surprises when she exiles herself to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,565 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to London, Love by cullenite21 reviews
Bella's attending Oxford. When she gets locked out of her dorm hall, someone comes to save her. This gorgeous someone happens to be her new roommate. How will she survive the year? BXE, EMXR, CXE, AXJ.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,848 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fate of the Future: Twilight by fooosel reviews
Three strangers arrive out of nowhere. One familiar, other two-not so much.They arrive with four books. What are they doing here? What do they want? T because I'm weird. R/R?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Small Town Girls and Hollywood Boys by reviews
Rose, Alice and Bella, are best friends from Forks. Emmett, Jasper and Edward are famous musicians, in a popular boy band. What happens when they hold an audition for a female singer to join their group in Califonia? AH/AU/A bit OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,059 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008
My New Mom Is A Vampire by tanis ann reviews
Alice decided it would be a fun idea to sign the family up for Trading Spouses. What happens when Esme is sent Atlanta and a new mother, Linda Walling, comes to live in Forks with the Cullens? How will the week long switch turn out? I don't own anything
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,321 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
Nessie's Journey by ohmyedward01 reviews
This is Renesmee Cullen's story, approximately 50 years after the end of Breaking Dawn. Nessie just wanted to go to school like a normal teenager, but what she finds there will tell that Forks still isn't meant for the lighthearted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,051 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
A Solo Called Is by Forever Raining reviews
After the success of Bella's single she is offered a solo recording contract. This would mean a chance to branch out even further into stardom. But could this choice cause Bella to lose control over her life and what will this do to A Band Called Crimson?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,018 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Renesmee's School Projects by fooosel reviews
Here's some of the work that Renesmee does in Elementary school. Most of them are about the family... What if she lets something slip?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
College Time For the Cullens by sometimes-satellite reviews
Renesemee is in college, with her parents, and without the only person that keeps her sane. Therefore, she is extremely grumpy. See how they react to people, and how people react to them. This will mostly be short stories about their life in college.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,741 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Renesmee's Happily Ever After by NessiexCullen reviews
Nessie and her family are living in Alaska, their happy ever after. But what will they do when that shatters after Alice's visions go awry and the threat of the Volturi arrives? Is there such thing as an happily ever after? Sequel to Renesmee's Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Erin Go Bragh by SteneMichele reviews
On the day that Alice returns to Forks, Rosalie and Emmett are working at a bar in Dublin. The day, you ask? What else? St. Patrick's Day! Written for quirkyalice's contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Understood by Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein reviews
I know it's a risky, desperate cause. I know that if it fails, I'll be screwed over, and the whole family will have to move and start fresh. I know this can either make or break me. This is crucial. RenesmeexJacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,518 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete