Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Hey my real name is Nicole Rosalea. I like Twilight but love Harry Potter and the Mortal Instruments(books only the movies were dreadful).
Fave Pickup line-alphabet starts with ABC numbers begins 123 singing begins with do rey me friendship begins u and me
Fave Song-Cop Car (Keith Urban)
Fave Singer-Andy Black
Fave Actress-Lily Colins
Fave Actor-Robert Downey Jr.
Fave Color-Red or Black
Fave Movie-Any Marvel Comic or Harry Potter
Fave Play-Phantom of The Opera
Fave TV Show-White Coller
It’s hard to cry when you don’t have any tears left to cry. It’s hard to scream when you have used your last breath to yell to the skies. It’s hard to break when you are already broken. It’s hard to complain when you’ve had worse From a story on here Isabella Ice Angel If im correct!
If you have seen the Twilight movie more than 5 times, copy and paste this onto your profile
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
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If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
I Bolded the ones that applied to me. If you hate stereotypes(sp?) Copy and paste.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics or Fanfiction, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cybersex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore, I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME or COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I VOTED FOR JOHN MCCAIN, so I MUST be racist
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm Native American, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I'm FLAT CHESTED, so I MUST be MALE
YOUR GUY SIDE: mine are bolded
You love hoodies.
YOU’RE GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chap stick.
The differences between your Friends and Best Friends
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will be there for you when he dumps you,Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."
A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.
A friend helps you find you're prince charming, Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain, Best Friend takes yours and runs away.
A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies
A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is siting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Lets do it again!!"
A friend knows a lot of things about you, Best Friend could right a very imbarrassing biograph of your live.
A friend will teach me how to drive, Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so i can collect insurence.
A friend will go to the concert with me, Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.
A friend will hide me from the cops, Best Friend is the reason there after me.
A friend will let me make a foll of myself in public, Best Friend is makeing a foll of herself next to me.
Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own dream world, copy this to your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile
If your in love with a fictional character copy and paste this to your profile
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
22 things to do this year!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
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Sayings From Emily Allen
'If I had a baseball bat I'd hit you with it.'
'Hurt the ones I love about again and I will show you the meaning of hell on Earth'
'You really shouldn't have pissed off the person who can make your life hell.'
'I'll protect you because I know you're worth protecting.'
'I don't give shit what they said because I'm right and they are wrong and I know you can do it.'
'I'll give my life for you because mine isn't as important to me than yours.'
'I never said I was all that, you just assumed it because you wanted me to admit that I think it.'
'Do you really want to try and kick my ass?'
'Bite me and I'll bite back.'
'Ha! Like I would give a shit if I get in trouble.'
'You want me, then come get me.'
'You can cry a river of tears as much as you want but in the end they'll disappear when they evaporate from the heat of your anger.'
'Did you just call me a bitch? Too bad because that's what I am.'
'Get me a damn crobar so I can beat you with it.'
'Get your ass back here so I can kick it.'
'I have no excuse for kicking his ass but that he made my bestfriend cry.'
'Lay a hand on my crew and I'll come after you.'
'After every hurtful word you scream at me, every slap you hit me with, everything is broken from you throwing them, I'll stay by yourside as strong as a rock because I know you don't mean it and need me.'
'I'll always come to save your damn ass because that's what a soldier girl does.'
'It's hard to break when you are already broken.'
'Don't ask me stupid questions, it pisses me off.'
'I'll fight with the ferocity of a thousand wolves if you come after my friends.'
'Come at me with the intent to kill and one of you might be left standing.'
'I fight because I refuse to let someone else fight for me.'
'Just because you lost hope in the world doesn't mean you can loose hope in its people.'
'I was tired, broken, hurt, sad, pained, lost, and left for dead while you walked away. That is what made me strong.'
'Before you come complaining to me you might want to think about the difference between your not so bad problem and my haunting past.'
'Tell me. How can I cry when the tears are stuck behind the dam in my heart that holds everything back.'
'I've had bruised ribs, broken arms, head busted open, torn muscles, drowned, suffocated, and stopped breathing a couple times. I still haven't broke. What makes you think you can hurt me?'
'There is only one thing that could have ever killed me and it has already happened. Congrats guys. You are looking at a zombie!'
'When I said I'll smack you I did. When I said I'll bite you I did. When I said I'll kick your ass I did. What makes you think when I say no I mean yes you dumbass shithead?'
'Fighting for you is all I know how to do.'
'I wished upon a falling star to make me stronger. It came true because the next day I was able to stand while being left by you.'
'I'm a terrible liar. Guess not because you just believed me.'
'I'm not some innocent little girl who needs to be protected.'
'Do you honestly think that I won't kick your ass because you are the judge's son? I know the Judge, he came to my last bail out.'
'I don't leave you because I know what it feels like to be left.'
'Don't say you understand, because you don't and you will never understand.'
'My life story seems happy, that's just because I edited out all the bad parts.'