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Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Harvest Moon, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.
Sakura: Do I ever cross you're mind?
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really.
Saura: Do you want me?
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sakura: Choose--me or ur life
Sasuke: My life...
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
You know you live in 2011 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
(/) (/) (")_(") This is Bunny, copy and paste (the now dead) Bunny into your profile and help him gain world domination. (Whoops, I guess I copy and pasted him wrong...heh heh)
10 reasons why girl are better than guys:
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever
22 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
21. Go to a random aisle and try to reach the top item. When someone comes and asks you if you need help, scream loudly "I can't reach my chexcereal!" and keep screaming it until they go away.
22. Stand in the middle of an aisle way and burst out into the Pepto Bismol song, dance moves included.
Brother: "Why do you like him?"
Bother: "I'm just trying to keep you safe..so why do you like him?"
Sister: "I don't know.."
Brother: "Yes, yes you do."
Sister: "The way he..talks to himself..how he somehow protects me..and gets anxious and un-easy when I'm talking to some other guy..when he steals my favorite pen or gets mad when i get a better grade then him..the way he's my best friend."
Brother: "OK, So what does he do to make you love him..?"
Sister: "Well..how he..how he puts his arms around my waist and makes me squeal..how he stands behind me and whispers in my ear just to make me jump..how he doesnt care if i clench onto him when I get scared..and how he randomly takes my hand and puts his fingers in between mine without ever letting go.."
Brother: "Sounds good..." :)
Brother: "It's what i do"
Untruths/misconceptions that may apply to me!! They're things people might think of me that are WRONG :D
I'm a teenager, so I MUST be rebellious.
I am polite to teachers, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm American, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries. (Uh, no!)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. (ok..so thats kinda true..)
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant (HECK NO)
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (..no)
I write ALOT, so I HAVE TO use big words (actually, i lack in descriptive words!! HAHA)
I'M A CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think I'm better than you. (Hmm?? so you think im not negative about myself at all?? well i am sometimes.)
I have good grades, so I MUST be a stuck-up nerd. (Nah, school is aight.)
I'm different, so I MUST just want attention. (NO!!)
I'm STUBBORN and PARANOID, so i MUST be hard to get along with (i have lots a friends and they love me to death, THANK GOODNESS)
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you currently have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever have yelled at a video game or computer, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love/hate these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have thought of something really funny and laughed out loud in public, scaring the people around you as you do so, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think it's unfair that Drew isn't in ANY pokemon movie, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population has switched to rap music. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you really couldn't care less about what type of music everyone else listens to as long as you're jammin' to your own beat.
If you think May and Drew should have ended up together in the anime, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you flinch really easily, copy and paste this onto your profile. (People constantly bug me with this one...)
If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile. DIE!
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
Copy and Paste this if you go and read your story on the site the second it is posted.
Copy and paste this on to your profile if you think Natsume should stop pushing back Harvest Moon games dates.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Cerulean Queen24, SuicuneLover12,Furyfur,Neon-Night-Light, eevee4eva, Neko-Lily, KibaSaku,
I found this on a random profile. Copy and paste this to your profile if these make you laugh.
On a Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On Sunsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On T-Rat (Military food):
Awesomesauce quotes from daily conversation
"I didn't say, I, eat, or babies anywhere in that sentence."
"What are you doing?" "Destroying all evidence."
"OMG! WHERE'S THE LETTER!?" "That's a blank scrabble piece, it doesn't have a letter." "Oh, for a second I thought I was hallucinating."
"Did you just eat the last handful of skittles?" "Yes." "YOU B--!!"
(While holding sharp pointy thing)"Say your prayers." "Okai. (clasps hands together) I wish for a pony..."
(In middle of kissing scene in a random movie, leans over and whispers) "I think he likes her."
"I dare you to lick the cursed statue."
"I'm tired with a capital H."
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Put this in your profile if your part of the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off.
10 or so Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"
6. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
9. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood
10. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
11. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
12. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
Lifes pestering Questions.
1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR...
3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS?
5. THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.
6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
8. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
10. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?
12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
14. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
15. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
16. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS-OR NAKED?
17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
19. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
20. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?
21. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
23. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?
24. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?
25. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
26. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
27. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
28. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
29. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD "LISP" TO HAVE AN "S" IN IT"
30. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD "ASSTEROIDS"?
31. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
32. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?
33. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
PROOF OF HUMAN STUPIDITY!
EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? - Lets see..Sasori and Deidara..there is definately one out there..but a friendship one would be cool (x
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? - ok, Temari?? Im definately NOT lesbo, so not at all!!
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? - Tobi?? and Tayuya?? umm..I'm not really what would happen exactly.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? - Anko? No not really I havent..but thats a good idea!!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? - AH!! Sasori and Kiba!? I really dont think their gay!!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? - umm..either one is scary to me..Naruto and Kurenai or Naruto and Anko?? I think their too old for him.. :/
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? - AH!! I told you KIba's not gay!! Tobi and him would never have sex!! and Gaara seeing it makes it even weirder!!
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. - Hmm...ok i found a way to not make it lesbo.. "TenTen was getting sick and tired of being 'one of the guys' nonstop and she goes to Kurenai to train for a while and finally get away from Guy, Neji and Lee."
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? - S-Sakura and T-Tayuya?? I really dont think soo..well maybe :/ why is this quiz so horrible to me??
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. - Whaaaaa-?? Gaara and Tobi..I'll try.. how about "3 reasons"..I'm so smart~ :)
11) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? - suuure..TenTen..?? o.O
12) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? - If any of my friends could draw! Deidara definately!!
13) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? - Kiba/Temari/Naruto?? If they did i think Gaara would be pretty pissed at those two for hitting on his sister 0.0
14) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? - ahahaha Kurenai?? hmm..I'm sorry I really dont know!! X(
15) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? - Tayuya?? OMGOSH i couldn't have had a more easier one! She loves music so how about...err...soooo many choices... -_-
16) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? - Wow umm Sakura/Sasori/Tobi!? ok .:Lots of screaming/cursing/maniacle laughing O.o
17) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? - AH!! thats scary!! Kurenai hitting on Kiba!? OMG umm..no im not going there -
18) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? - hmm...ahahaha Deidara would describe Kiba and Tayuya as totally random and badass XD
19) Hoy emo is Seven? - poor Gaara, he has every right to be as emo as he wants -_\\
20) If three asks twelve out, what would twelve say? - Well Tobi would say yes to anyone. I'm not soo suure TenTen would ask him out but I know he would say yes :)
THAT WAS WEIRD!!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
I read this and my heart broke... I know such good guys, and they're such good people, and they deserve someone good, too. Please read this and hopefully it'll hit you like it hit me.
Girls don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too
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