Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Hi! My name's Laura. I'm a girl...that's about it.
'This hostage stuff is fun'-Alice Cullen
'Alice had a little too much fun fabricating evidence...'-Edward Cullen
'Does my being half-naked bother you?'-Jacob Black
'Speaking of Italy and sports cars I stole there, you still owe me a yellow porshe.'-Alice Cullen
'Oh how the tables have turned'-Joe Jonas
'Alice is an unstoppable force of nature.'
Emmett: I gotta get home for the game
Alice: They lose
Emmett: Fuck you Alice, fuck you!
I never got my letter from Hogwarts so I'm moving to Forks to live with the Cullens.
Jacob Black eats the Jonas Brothers for breakfast.
I kissed a vampire and I liked it.
Jasper Hale laughs at your mood ring.
Do that again and I will give you a papercut right infront of Jasper.
I want to LaPush Jacob Black off a cliff.
Renesmee, Jacob made out with your mom...twice.
Our friendship is tighter than the JoBros pants.
Twilight without Jasper is to Harry Potter without Fred!
When Voldi kills you, you come back as a vampire...fact!
Cullen Law: Humans are friends, not food.
Eagerly awaiting Midnight Sun!
Warning: The movie Twilight may cause excessive drooling, shock and awe, desire, lust, passion, and quite possibly a heart attack. Summit Entertainment and the owners of this theater cannot be held liable because you've seen the pictures of the cast and know how hot Robert Pattinson is. Enjoy the movie and do please turn your damn cell phones off.
Disclaimer: I am not Stephenie Meyer and I do not own anything involving Twilight.