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Joined 02-16-09, id: 1840293, Profile Updated: 07-23-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hi! My name's Laura. I'm a girl...that's about it.

'This hostage stuff is fun'-Alice Cullen

'Alice had a little too much fun fabricating evidence...'-Edward Cullen

'Does my being half-naked bother you?'-Jacob Black

'Speaking of Italy and sports cars I stole there, you still owe me a yellow porshe.'-Alice Cullen

'Oh how the tables have turned'-Joe Jonas

'Alice is an unstoppable force of nature.'

Emmett: I gotta get home for the game

Alice: They lose

Emmett: Fuck you Alice, fuck you!

I never got my letter from Hogwarts so I'm moving to Forks to live with the Cullens.

Jacob Black eats the Jonas Brothers for breakfast.

I kissed a vampire and I liked it.

Jasper Hale laughs at your mood ring.

Do that again and I will give you a papercut right infront of Jasper.

I want to LaPush Jacob Black off a cliff.

Renesmee, Jacob made out with your mom...twice.

Our friendship is tighter than the JoBros pants.

Twilight without Jasper is to Harry Potter without Fred!

When Voldi kills you, you come back as a vampire...fact!

Cullen Law: Humans are friends, not food.

Eagerly awaiting Midnight Sun!

Warning: The movie Twilight may cause excessive drooling, shock and awe, desire, lust, passion, and quite possibly a heart attack. Summit Entertainment and the owners of this theater cannot be held liable because you've seen the pictures of the cast and know how hot Robert Pattinson is. Enjoy the movie and do please turn your damn cell phones off.

Disclaimer: I am not Stephenie Meyer and I do not own anything involving Twilight.

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Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4126 - Favs: 3,411 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Another Day Dawns by panda1499 reviews
Seventy-five years is a long time if you're human. For an immortal its a drop in the bucket! It is seventy-five years after Renesmee was born, and the Cullen family is moving back to Forks. What happens when the move "home"?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,295 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Doing Time by crashedxhearts reviews
The Cullens and Bella go to jail! A little humor a little romance a little fluff. Hilarious misunderstandings... give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,744 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3212 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Babysitting Bella by GoldenEyes4 reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are left to watch over Bella when the Cullen's go on a four day hunting trip? Only a hilarious disaster that will cause them to be chased and hunted down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,750 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
The Fairytale Continues by My-Bella reviews
Part 1 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. Begins after Eclipse and follows Edward and Bella as they make it through their wedding and Bella's change. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,809 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Chaos at the Cullens by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Emmett and Jasper have a bet... Who can cause the most chaos within their family? Join them through the tears, blood, and unconsiousness- of course, all belong to Bella. Written for a challenge
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Emmett Causes Trouble reviews
Title says it all. One-shot about Emmett and his evil plan causing chaos. Post Eclipse when Bella and Edward are engaged.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete