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Author has written 2 stories for Inheritance Cycle.

Hello, like yo. Wait where am I?! How did I gets here? Who are you? More importantly who is I? Sorry panic attack... right so uh um and yeah well yeah sure okay. If you're still here that means something... I guess. Sorry if I sound like I'm blabbling, I new to this and am not sure what to put here. In case the above didn't tell you I am utterly and completely RANDOM!! MMMMMUUUUUUHHHHHAAAAA HA HA AH HA MUHAH HAHAHAHAH!! ACK cough cough hairball... Well if you are still here... THEN CONGRATS!! You my friend have a tolerance to randomness!! HOOOOOORAY!! Now it is time to get serious. The Inheritance Cycle IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE MOST SUPREME AWESOME OF EVERYTHING!! Also not to offend anyone, buuuut Twilight sucks. Always has always will. And I'm so evil I won't even tell you why! evil laugh Most if not all of my stories will be Eragon so deal with it. Also I will not be completely random in all my stories (some yes). Might even try some Twilight parody and see where that leads. Also like Harry Potter you know the kid finds out he's a wizard, creepy snake guy goes by the name He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named heheheh, lots and lots of death and killing peoples, magical magic, creepy crawlies, etc. you know. Also I hate slash and weird pairings in general. So that was pretty much me... FLYING SQUIRREL EATING MONKEYS EAT'N ALL THE JAM STOP THEM OR THEY'LL EAT THE SALMONELLA INFESTED PEANUT BUTTER!! Weeeelll maybe that's not bad... Okay see'ya walk out dramatically What!! WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME GET AWAY!! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHH!! FINE DO YOU WANT A TOKEN OF WISDOM OR SOMETHING WELL FINE!! If you're underwater is anything really wet? How can you have a civil war? If you kill you're clone (why would you? so cool) is it murder oor suicide? If a tree falls in the forest and no ones around to hear it does it make a sound? Why is it that when you tell a person that there are 400 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you, tell him a bench is wet and he has to touch it? ETC. ETC. HAD ENOUGH EVIL LAUGH WELL HAVE SOME MORE OR NOT Fine i'm leaving don't follow me this time. NO SERIOUSLY DON'T FOLLOW ME!! AAHHHHHHHHHH THE VOICES ARE BACKKK!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!1

ps. I deleted Their Wydra for further work. I have not been able to work on it any more so a long story's not in the future. However, I will continue with one shots.


I feel the need to give a more thorugh (I hae isuess wit spelln) bio so here we go!

Name: Erarya88 (what did you think I was going to tell you my real name?)

Gender: Male (surprisingly there are not a lot of guy writers :()


Birthday: December 3rd (can't give a year. hint look at the above..)

Likes: Pizza (who doesn't?), ERAGON!!, Eragon/Arya, Fanfiction, Reading, etc.

Dislikes: SLASH!! (not trying to offend anyone, and I'm not against it. however, it is disturbing in fanfiction, with characters who are not in the least gay), ANY KIND OF MATH!!, TWILIGHT, TERRORISTS, ATHEISTS, THE PEOPLE WHO PUT THE PLASTIC ON THE END OF SHOESTRINGS, PEOPLE WHO HATE ERAGON, PEANUT BUTTER/ SQUIRREL/ JAM EAT'N FLYING MONKEYS FROM PARTS UNKNOWN!!, and weird parings... some are well... creepy.

Things I Write: Humor/Parody, Romance, Maybe some Angst

Things I Don’t Write: Slash, lemons/limes/whatever other citrus fruit you can think of (no idea what it even is entirely), or Poetry

Well that was pretty much me random and all.


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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. (Okay, that statistic is probably BS. But I'm still in the non-druggie percentage, so...yeah.)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile

Stuff I have heard, read, or seen:

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

My mind works like brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Friends are like stars, they come and go but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.

Caution: Handicapped people will be eaten by crocodiles below.

You aren't gangster unless you have an orange dot. (so i am obviously not gangster)

Out of my mind, please leave a message.

People are like slinkies, basically usless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Hate... A kind of love given to people who are dumb.

Scatter me across the sky, and I'll shine all night, and just like a star, I'll end up falling for you.

If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :)

When you stressed just... YODEL!

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Anyone can make you smile, anyone can make you cry, but it takes someone real special to make you cry with tears in your eyes.

People: Dogs must be on a leash at all times... Dogs: Grrr Bark Bark Woof Grrrrrrrr Bark

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I'm rad, you're rad... but if you hug me, I'll slap you silly.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER!

Take candy, not drugs.

My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.

I hope you choke on every word you spoke when you were screaming at me. (not really, you weren't screaming at me... or were you?)

I am absolutely awesome (agree or die) (not really)

Caution, water on road during rain.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

Oh no! Barney's gone pimp! What has the world come to?

The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth.

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

Pants cause cancer.

Don't like my attitude? Call 1 - 800 - Kiss - My -BUTT! (not really butt)

If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

Even the best fall down sometimes.

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.

Read my lips : Olive Juice: Thanks for listening, have a nice day.

Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.

A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

Live your life with arms wide open, you never know what might be thrown at you...

I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

Weapon of choice? Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK!

Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate!

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can!

Welcome to the internet, pants optional.

Elmo watches you from your closet.

People who say guns kill are silly. I'd be pretty freaked out to see a gun running down the road shooting everyone!

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny, copy this and paste it in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

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If you feel that half your day is spent being bored copy this onto your profile. (Actually most of that time is spent in la-la land...)

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

Cow farts are responsible for the emission of most of the planet's methane gas. If you think that those vegetarian people are actually polluting more than the normal cow-consuming person, copy and paste this into your profile, and then go eat a hamburger.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9. And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. --

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

If you have ever waved goodbye to someone on the phone or asnwering machine instead of saying bye copy and paste this into you profile. (okay i totally made this up so please copy and past coz i rally wanna start a new fad)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skipdown the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Its Called ... THERAPY

How to piss off the walmart people!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lotof bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you already have a gajillionof these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.


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Still Human by ebmordecai reviews
What does it take to hold on to your humanity during a time when death is literally all around you? For Zoey she will have to find the courage within her to face the unthinkable. But luckly for her she is not alone in this hell. Zoey/Francis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,278 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Zoey, Francis - Complete
32 Short Tales About Alagaesia by JoeMerl reviews
Angry gods. Weird shippings. Idiotic Ra'zac. Shades eating cheezeburgers. Come on, what more could you possibly want in an "Inheritance" fic? I mean, you know...besides character development or a plot? Chapter 28: "Screw You, Elves!"
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The Patient and the Prepared by VyzieTaur reviews
Alone in Mercy hospital, a paramedic finds himself alive and fighting for a way out. Who will he meet along the way?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 4/26/2009
ARYA SVITKONA by Shur'tagal reviews
Arya's POV. Begins at the Menoa Tree in Eldest, and encompasses books 3 & 4. Every character is included. Murtagh, Thorn, and Galbatorix have appeared. Arya/Eragon Ch 82 .
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 266,277 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Arya, Eragon S.
Purpose by smurr79 reviews
At the end, alone and in pain he wonders if he made the slightest difference.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
A Hunters Eyes by Psycho Kinetic 15 reviews
The zombies are breeding and producing more powerful offspring.How will everyones favorite zombie slaying quartet survive this new onslaught of infected. All praises to my favorite author Katergator. Witch x Hunter/Smoker/Tank.1 chapter per month
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009
Drottningu OLD by DefineNormalitee reviews
SPOILERS! After the fight at Feinster, Arya discovers that she has feelings for Eragon. However, competition comes from unlikely places...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,080 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Arya, Eragon S.
A second Chance by Pure Rage 1992 reviews
When a 17yr old is left home alone when the infection breaks out. He's chased into a corner by a Hunter and just when he thought it was over he was given a second chance but at a price. What will he do, where will he go?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009
Journal Entries of a NonInfected by T3rran reviews
Zoey found a journal of a non-infected human on the Mercy Hospital roof, curiosty took over, and she began to read it. One-shot, possibly to become an actual Fan Fiction. Slight Romance. Rated M for disturbing scenes, language, and sexual reference.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Gluttony by ThirteenthStruggle reviews
What can one do to resist the apocalypse? - Inspired by a story I once read; Read and Review. One-shot.
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Just Like the Movies by Wutruffbeest reviews
A story largely from Zoey's perspective as she experiences the zombie apocalypse.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,307 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Zoey - Complete
If You're Happy and You Know it by Hunter Kitty reviews
No one knows why the Witch is always crying. But Hunter and Smoker decide to try and cheer her up, and they'll rely on the survivors to find out what makes people happy.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Back to Life by Hunter Kitty reviews
“I did die!” Bill proclaimed, confusing the heck out of everyone in the room. “But it turns out, when you die here, you reappear in a nearby closet or safe house!”
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
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Secrets Best Kept Well Secret reviews
Pretty random, but you know. Only helpful/ positive comments only.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
The Fallen Are Missed reviews
A story of the final battle. My first fanfic so be nice. Rated T for character death. Well enjoy!
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