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Well I am officially a NERD!! I am a 23 year old mother of 3 obsessed with Twilight and Harry Potter! There I said it, it's out. I feel kinda pathetic. I have spent at least 4 hours a night on here for the past 3 years reading fanfi. My favorite characters are Jasper (I'm a sucker for southern gentlemen...so sue me I live in KY) and Draco (Bad boys are super hot)

Well a little bit about me; I love music!! there is never a moment of silence in my house always music!! I like a lot of bands but some of my favorites (in no particular order) The Fratellis, Every Time I Die, the Black Keys, the Kinks, the Strokes,Nada Surf, Hawthorn Heights, Modest Mouse, Bloc Party, We Are Scientists, Alter Bridge, As I lay Dying, Tommy James & the shondells, Ok Go, Wheatus, NIN, Tool, A Perfect Circle, In Flames, Killswitch Engage, Atreyu (before they sold out), All That Remains, Orgy, Type O Negative, Aerosmith, Foreigner, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Bush, Deftones, Tantric, Snake River Conspiracy, The Ramones, The Misfits, Dropkick Murphy's, Bad Religion, The Clash, Kings of Leon, Arctic Monkeys, The Kooks, Cold War Kids, Spoon, and way too many more to list...Oh hell you probably didn't make it half way through that list...did you?

I also love reading Harry Potter, Twilight, Gossip Girl, Biographies... I also really love the House of Night series, Vampire Diaries, the Vampire Academy series(Please I would do anything Dimitri told me to with that accent!) and the Anita Blake series (although I really do think that someone should talk to her about her fashion I mean come on a polo shirt tucked into jeans! *GASP*) However, seeing as I am already up to date on all of these book series I'm contenting myself reading Fanfiction (Ok so I freakin' love Fanfic!!) If anyone has any book suggestions feel free to PM me.

I love the "classics" as well. Anything by Jane Austen or the Bronte sisters is amazing. I also enjoy poetry. I love Edgar Allen Poe's poetry (he himself is a little creepy for my tastes. I mean seriously marrying your 13 year old cousin! Pervert! lol). Everything by Emily Dickinson is brilliant and beautiful. I also enjoy Keats, Ginsberg, and ee cummings. My Favorite poem by Keats is "Bright Star" (by the by if you have not seen the movie bright star you should it's flippin' amazing!) my favorite by Ginsberg is "Punk Rock Your My Big Crybaby," and my favorite by Cumming's is "May I feel said he." All three are fantastic but spectacularly different (ecspecially the one by Ginsburg. Go on google it...(sings)...you know you want to!)

I hate to bore all you wonderful people but for those of you still reading this I also love art. I am not an art snob. I am not educated in art but I know what I like. Van Gogh is a favorite of mine. I also like Picasso, Salvidor Dali, Gustav Klimt, Gorgia O'Keefe, Kandinsky, and my all time favorite (pencil drawing) artist is J.D. Hillberry (seriously he is AMAZING, check him out)

What else can I tell you wonderful people...Oh I really love Martial arts movies and I actually prefer subtitles over dubbing (dubbing is TERRIBLE! I hate when words don't match your mouth. It drives me CRAZY!) I love mandarin! ( the language not the fruit) I also love movie musicals my favorites are Sweeney Todd and Across the Universe. One of my all time favorite movies is Boondock Saints. If you have not seen this movie watch it! that movie started my obsession with Irish men ( did I mention that I love Irish Men? seriously if I weren't married I would so go to Ireland and find me a man.) My favorite tv shows are That 70s Show (I love Mila Kunis), How I met your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Gossip Girl, CSI, and CSI Miami, oh and I love the Terminator series (they cancelled it, tears) I have recently become obcessed with Harpers Island (sucks it's only gonna be one season). I also love wrestling (I don't care if you think it's fake) Randy Orton is HOT!! UFC is cool too nothing like watchin sexy guys(insert, Rich Franklin) kick the shit out of one another!!

Oh and one of the most important things I LOVE Star Wars!!

Now that you basically know me I love talking!! So don't hesitate to drop me a line (Come on please *bats eyes* it gives me an excuse to procrastinate so I don't have to do all that stupid stuff I don't wanna do but have to because "I'm an adult now.")

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Because of a Scar by abbymickey24 reviews
It's amazing how one thing can change everything. AU-Starts the summer between James's attack and Bella's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,634 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 3,157 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - [Bella, Jasper]
Games are afoot by grumpy grizzly reviews
It began when Arthur and Molly are out of the Burrow on Order business and Charlie and Bill are home to babysit. Fred challenges Hermione to think of something fun for them to do and she teaches them a muggle game. But, it continued and the games are afoo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 175,337 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
The Lists by shirleypositive72 reviews
Just write a list, Alice says, to know what to look for in your ideal man. But I have two lists... AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 128,980 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
An Unobservable Entity by Mortissues reviews
I look like you, but I'm not. I see your world, but I'm not a part of it. I could be the college kid sat across from you in the coffee shop, the young runaway beside you on the bus, or the beauty you're admiring on the dance floor. Pray that I'm not ..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 150,108 - Reviews: 2967 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Rekindled Ashes by Nostalgicmiss reviews
After the world ended and a small amount of humans managed to beat the disease, they believed they'd won their toughest battle. Bella, one of the small percent of survivors realizes that a disease isn't the only thing they're up against. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,439 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Lie To Me by shame-archive-2k17 reviews
Post 3x13 "Dual", following through canon. "Say it again," he mumbled. "Lie to me." And Claire stuttered out in a broken voice, "I want you to stop." A catalyst to a complex series of disasters and miracles that changes everything.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 122,733 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
Searching for Lost Souls by Lillie Cullen reviews
AKA Ansel Adams and the Search for the Yeti. Bella's looking for Bigfoot. Jasper just wants some peace and quiet. Think either of them will have any luck? Not crack-fic, just some lighthearted fun and eventual smut. New Moon AU, J/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,638 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Jasper, Bella
The Wrong Victim by IzPerplexing reviews
Sometimes, you just don't know who you're messing with. Collab entry with Delandora for the "Afraid of the Dark" contest. Dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,738 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Unforgotten Kiss by ChristmasCrackers reviews
It was just a goodbye kiss, that was all. So why is it that six years later Bella still can't get him or that kiss out of her mind? Fate brings them both back to their small hometown, Maybe now she'll get some answers. AH. M/NC-17 for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Becoming by piece-grrl reviews
Hermione Granger is offered a chance to participate in a special Hogwarts class, one that will teach her how to be a seducer. Eventual HGSS. Not HBP/DH compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Geek Magnet by remember me for how i once was reviews
"Thanks." I mouthed at him. He smirked in response and something danced in my belly, "No big." My body heat had reduced to sub-nuclear levels. Okay, so there was one thing I knew about him. I owed him one, big fat favor. AH, JXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,081 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Edward's Release by Lillie Cullen reviews
REPOSTED by popular demand! AU of A Lesson in Release. What might have happened if Jasper had included Edward in Bella's first lesson. E/B/J, B/J/A in Chapter 3. Rated M for lemons galore!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,903 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Bend Over For Me by Born This Way Contest reviews
When you hide your true passions, what's left? Edward has hidden who he really is his whole life. Will a chance meeting one night in a biker's bar change everything? Or is back to business as usual in the morning? E/J *Entry for the BornThisWay Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
In The Corner by dirtytalkingjasper reviews
Jasper sits in the corner, watching him from across the room.  He's loved Edward for years but hasn't seen him in months… not since their fateful kiss.  What does the future hold for these estranged friends?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,702 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Pervy Propositions and Dirty Dreams by dirtytalkingjasper reviews
After a nasty break-up, Edward Cullen spends the evening propping up the bar at his cousin's wedding. The sexy, confident barman there shows him a little of his world and a night that Edward won't forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4556 - Favs: 7,907 - Follows: 4,372 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7290 - Favs: 5,520 - Follows: 3,357 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Flame by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Bella is on a trip across Europe with one pair of chucks and a sketchpad. She's running away from grief and following fate, but what does fate have in store? A One-shot for Hev99's Birthday. BxJ, A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Song To Which Snowflakes Dance To by maritheninja reviews
Hermione hates the cold, yet wonders what song snowflakes dance to as they fall. When George leaves Fred and her alone, she finds endless warmth and the song through a passion-filled night in his room. Lemon. FWHG. Mentions HarryGinny&GWLL. One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Second Taste by Avianahelena reviews
After a drunken encounter with Draco Malfoy, Hermione finds herself somewhat conflicted... and of course, Draco never can leave well enough alone. Antics ensue. I'd say EWE, but it can all fit into canon if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not According to Plan by Avianahelena reviews
Post-Hogwarts, EWE. Hermione's broken it off with Ron- again- and she's feeling ornery. Draco's drunk. Scathing remarks and scandalous behaviour ensue. Warnings for sexual situations and Draco's personality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dodgeball! by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella & Jasper are enemies who are constantly pranking and insulting each other, determined to have the last laugh. With the championship looming and sexual tensions building, who will be the first to crumble?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,457 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6604 - Favs: 5,453 - Follows: 2,358 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Miztrezboo is ALWAYS Right Story: Empty by Nostalgicmiss reviews
After leaving home ten years ago, Jasper comes home when his father dies, and finds a few things changed since his last visit home. Base on the Song Empty by Ray LaMontagne. Miztrezboo's Win-a-bet-one-shot AH/AU OOC BxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bite Your Lip by HisShinySilverVolvo reviews
They were broken when they found each other, and together they mended each other's wounds... but every harsh wound always leaves a scar. Complicated, stupid, selfish, impossible... love. // Jasper-Bella story, Rated M to be safe. 600 reviews!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,531 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Marked by SorceressCirce reviews
I reached out, touching the dark ink lightly as I breathed, “Beautiful.” Instantly, I wasn’t sure if I meant the design…or Jasper. Slash. OOC. JxE. A collaboration between Naelany and SorceressCirce for the Tattward & Inkella Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,906 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
I Want You by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Jasper Whitlock's band is moving quickly to the top, his biggest fan Bella will give him something to remember her by. Sometimes it's not just about the music. Entry for the "For The Love of Jasper" contest. A collab w/Bemylullaby. AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,453 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete