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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

So who am I? Well I read a lot(!) of fanfiction (as everybody else on this site), and thought it was about time I gave writing a go. FF-wise I enjoy mostly everything; canon and non-canon pairings, slash, OOC and AH. I will give pretty much everything a go at least once.

After Hours has been mentioned on the Perv Pack's Smut Schack's Lemon Report. Do I have to mention the level of squee that induced...?? ;) I'm a total fangirl over that blog and the people involved with it so it's a really big thing for me! Now, y'all go read it!! :D

Just to clear this as I have been asked quite a bit about it: In my stories they don't use contraception. Just pretend they do. They will not get pregnant or get STD's. And you know, it is fanfiction so I can pretend things like this doesn't exist... :) This is my prorogative as a writer as I hate to stop the sexing to put on a condom. But in RL - wrap it up!! Unless you want the babies that is... ;)

On a personal level I'm 32, married to my own version of Edward and have a beautiful 2-year old son.

I hope you enjoy my stories! :)

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New Phase of the Moon by notashamedtobe reviews
I want Jacob and Bella. Simple as that. I am finally, finally working on finishing this story so I have decided to repost it. Thanks for your patience.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,217 - Reviews: 2803 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Jacob
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8212 - Favs: 7,528 - Follows: 7,764 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 7000 - Favs: 6,368 - Follows: 7,218 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Drift, A Ride Outtake by kris salvador reviews
A 4-part Ride outtake, set between chapters 17 and 18. Warning: contains the usual.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,353 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coming Full Circle by toooldforthis reviews
What if Bella realized she loved Jacob enough? Jacob is injured in the battle with the newborns. Bella now knows she loves him, but not enough to leave Edward. Or is it? Who will she choose, and what will the Volturi do? MATURE THEMES,LEMONS! POST-ECLIPSE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 453,345 - Reviews: 3501 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Hedone Ranch by JenJadeEyes reviews
Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20130 - Favs: 13,059 - Follows: 5,433 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5041 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14510 - Favs: 11,808 - Follows: 5,453 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 3,973 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
If Only by sadtomato reviews
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 2484 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Of Pleasure and Pain by GemmaH reviews
When confronted with the evidence of her husband, Edward, cheating on her with her BFF, Bella sets out to deal with the turmoil he has thrown her life into. This is her story. There are ups & downs, but no promises or guarantees here. Just like real life. *Ch1 now edited from TwiKinkFest version*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,488 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Bella - Complete
Bet on Me by kissa621 reviews
Who in their right mind bets on their own virginity? Innocent Bella gets herself caught up in the charms of the very gorgeous, very bad Jacob Black. Will she be able avoid him like her boyfriend asks or will she fall for his seduction? ExBxJ triangle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,992 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Bella, Jacob
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 10896 - Favs: 5,560 - Follows: 5,827 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
The War Is Over by MariahajilE reviews
Lies. Betrayal. Pain. A story of finally getting what you want and hurting everyone in the process. AH, ExB, ExA, AxBen. M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 237 - Words: 32,080 - Reviews: 5817 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Angela - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7410 - Favs: 10,255 - Follows: 5,758 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Masen Days by purelyamuse reviews
Bella meets Masen at the local skate park. He's a quiet, mysterious loner. She wants to help him, love him even. Will he let her? Or will he skate away like he always does? AH. 3rd Place Winner in the Boys on Boards contest! Now an EXPANDED multi-chap!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,922 - Reviews: 2865 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13593 - Favs: 3,290 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,718 - Reviews: 2924 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
She Gives Me Religion by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,539 - Reviews: 4358 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Take What You Want by purelyamuse reviews
Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,629 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pocket Change by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
I know of three kinds of change: the kind that jangles around in your pocket, the kind that happens slowly, every moment of every day, and the kind that blows you away in an instant.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,557 - Reviews: 5103 - Favs: 3,683 - Follows: 2,541 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rainbows & Storm Clouds the Prequel, Part I by alexajaye reviews
Companion to Rainbows and Storm Clouds. This is the first in a series of "outtakes" that chronicles the relationships of Carlisle and Edward before they met, dated and then married. Starts with Carlisle and Charlie, both teenagers. Slash to start. M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,980 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Carlisle, Charlie S.
Tell Me What You Want by MusicMovesMyPen reviews
Jasper is constantly searching for someone new to warm his bed at night. Edward is desperately seeking someone to love. When these two meet everything changes for them. Will it be for the better or for the worst? Slash/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 116,743 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2968 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4461 - Favs: 4,286 - Follows: 4,542 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5449 - Favs: 6,542 - Follows: 5,198 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5211 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 2,465 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vodka and Nicotine by xrightwhereitbelongs reviews
Serendipity brought them together - sex, drugs and rock and roll follow. How will such an unhealthy relationship affect their already fragile states of mind? BxE, OOC, All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,995 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Call Control by BlacknCallwaterfan reviews
Embry Call may be every woman's dream but for Leah he's anything but. When their paths cross they can't deny their attraction to each other and as they both fight for control, secrets are revealed that neither of them are ready to face.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,253 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Leah, Embry - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4450 - Favs: 7,132 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beautiful Girl by Boys on Boards Contest reviews
Edward's life changes when he meets a new girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,467 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4291 - Favs: 3,752 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Watching You by Keelywolfe reviews
Summary: Set during the 2007 movie, after Sam has purchased his car but before he knows exactly what he's gotten into. Strange things are happening in Sam's life. As per normal. Sam/Bumblebee
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,585 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Venice Beach Stories by Chicklette reviews
A collection of o/s taking place in and around Venice Beach, CA. Various POVs voices. Canon couples, AH. M for sex, drugs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,404 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between The Devil and The Deep Blue Sea by jennde reviews
What do you do when the thing you want most is the one thing you can't have? A FGB novella for LikeToRead22 & Gemmabobella. Canon and non-canon pairings. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,230 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Edward - Complete
Love is the End by phoebes.promise reviews
If he had only spoken the right words at the right time she would be his forever. Instead, they ache, love and long for each other in silence. A bittersweet love story desperately searching for a happily ever after. E/B, AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,508 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Booty Call by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Post BD;M for language; sex; & themes. Leah and Embry spend some time together in the new pack. He makes her an offer...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,608 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - [Leah, Embry] - Complete
Furnace by jessicakaycobb reviews
Bella jumps off the cliff and is *not* seen. How Jacob and Bella's relationship might have progressed. Series of as of now plot-less lemony oneshots. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,800 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Solar Flare by Siavahda reviews
Written for the Twilight Big Bang on lj. A rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse; Jacob is the one to rescue Edward in Volterra...and Bella is the one to bring the newborns to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,866 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4672 - Favs: 3,651 - Follows: 3,651 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6792 - Favs: 9,659 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by astilbe13 reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with twistedcoincidence AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,587 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Realistic Dreams by Stigmata-Crow reviews
Bella decides to let Edward go in Eclipse Soon the Pack has to seek help from outside sources in order to protect her from Victoria, the Volturi, and possibly more. BxJ Rated M for language, violence, and sexual situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 136,170 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - [Bella, Jacob]
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6044 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 2,604 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Potential by Rosmarina reviews
Edward Cullen, journalist for the college paper, has despised jocks since high school. What happens when he’s assigned to interview Emmett McCarty, a decathlon athlete who challenges Edward’s every stereotype? Rate M for language, slash & graphic lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Oh, Inverted World by DeviKalika reviews
Edward is a tortured soul with a dark past at St. Teresa's Catholic Academy in Port Angeles. What happens when he meets a girl who turns his world upside down? AU-All Human. Rated for language and graphic adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14243 - Favs: 15,259 - Follows: 8,285 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6188 - Favs: 5,338 - Follows: 5,359 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5363 - Favs: 6,881 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12488 - Favs: 7,069 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fault by ineedyoursway reviews
An awful event in junior high leaves Bella adrift and alone. Years later, she begins to recover with the help of both a repentant Edward and her new friend, James. Things begin to look up, but is everything as it seems? AH/DARK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,294 - Reviews: 3354 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11406 - Favs: 11,078 - Follows: 5,792 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5414 - Favs: 5,300 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6371 - Favs: 8,692 - Follows: 4,021 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8702 - Favs: 5,370 - Follows: 5,089 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
The Softest Light by blueidpanda reviews
JacobxOC What happens to Jacob after Eclipse. Will he ever find true love again? Or will his heart be forever broken. Rated M for future chaps!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 89,259 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Jacob
The Beauty and The Geek by vixen1836 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5749 - Favs: 9,461 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spring Scent by Turdle reviews
IGNORES BREAKING DAWN: When werewolves imprint, their hormones go wild during spring. Unforgiving mating season now torments Jacob, knowing he can't have the one driving him wild. JacobxBella LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,065 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2725 - Favs: 2,533 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One More Shot by kirmit reviews
They thought their relationship started with a one night stand, but the more they learn the more the past is revieled. When it shows that Fate may be involved, will Alice and Jasper give it One More Shot? AH/AU RATED M FOR A REASON collab w/Calin Durus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 285,884 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Chase by eyesofcoal reviews
If Leah thought being a female shapeshifter was complicated before, now she was attracting mates? Great. If Jacob wants her, he's going to have to be the first to catch her...he better decide fast if he wants his Beta to become his Alpha Female. L/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,447 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Leah, Jacob
Wendy's by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Bella can't stop thinking about the silent yet intense boy who watches her at school. What happens when they meet, late at night, at Wendy's? Rated M for my usual. . .language and smut. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,859 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
To Desire by Erestellea reviews
Edward enrolls in Forks High after hunting humans. For the first time in his existence, he craves a human's body more than her blood. Will he realize that Bella is the girl of his dreams, or will his lust get in the way? Very detailed, Lemons, BxE love!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
The New Girl by katie-masen reviews
new town,new school,new look,new experiences..Bella & her mom move to Forks where Bella is having a hard time fittin in,until a scene in the forest lends to a whole new Bella whos new look grants her new attention..LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS RxEm BxJ BxE AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,575 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4376 - Favs: 5,077 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Girl Afraid by agoraphobiantic reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his father during his senior year, where he meets Bella Swan. Gorgeous, confident, and non-malicious hater extraordinaire. She hates Edward, and it's anyone's guess why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,698 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Official Twilight Summer SmutDown 2009 by BritishBitches reviews
14 days of summer-themed-smut! Same as the SmutVent calendar, each chapter will be a one shot written by a different guest author in a countdown to 21st June - the first official day of summer. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,390 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Be My Biggest Fan by Crash Hale reviews
Lead guitarist Jasper shows Bella what she's been missing in her long term relationship. Will a one night stand become an ongoing affair? Or maybe something more? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,986 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Don't Stand So Close To Me by farkle reviews
Edward Cullen, grad student in Biology, has a wild night with a hot stranger and becomes obsessed. Bella Swan, his student, has a crush and a secret... Things and people are not always what they seem.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,198 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Leah's Story by Hollibell reviews
*Currently Being Rewritten* Blackwater! Jacob trys to help Leah cope with Sam's wedding to Emily by inviting her to a drunken card game at his house with the guys. What happens when the alchohol flows freely? R&R Please! Warning, Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,718 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Leah, Jacob
Meeting the snob aka Edward Cullen by Your sweetest dream reviews
Edward Cullen is the new student at Forks High. He is the son of a rich lord in England. His father thinks he is a spoiled brat and after his latest trouble making, his father sends him off. Bella meets him in their psychology class and the sparks fly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,589 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bound by Blood by Reijilie reviews
Leah has two options.Jake, the object of her infatuation or Embry, the one she used in Jakes place.Between the announcement of Embry's real father,a battle,the death of two brothers and a tramatic event,this story is rated M for a reason.Lemon.Post NM,AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,267 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Leah, Embry - Complete
House of Lust by xXxJasonxXx reviews
After a car crash, Bella wakes up in a mansion where she agrees to pleasure the owner in exchange for medical care. Edward is the erotic owner who takes it upon himself to "heal" her.WARNING: NOT appropriate for children. Authors: xXxJasonxXx and Oriana
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,539 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009
More than Friendship by AniK reviews
Bella and Edward had been friends for 13 years, one night they got drunk and had sex. They decide it meant nothing, but neither one could take the memories of that night out of their mind so they start looking for more. All human, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,774 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
No Longer Friends or Enemies Revision by xXx Amy Scott Luvs DA's xXx reviews
Have you heard the latest gossip? Bella Swan, the school brain, is tutoring Edward Cullen, the irresistible, star baseball player... What happens between the smartypants and the sexy jock? What could possibly happen between a jock and a nerd? Read 4 more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,983 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flesh For Fantasy by EtrnlPsyche reviews
Isabella Swan discovers the fine line between friendship and love. Nascar background. Non-canon couples. AU/AH. B/Jas B/James B/Edward. DONT READ IF YOU CAN ONLY STOMACH BELLA/EDWARD. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,727 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Command by BlackDandelion reviews
‘You can’t break an imprint, Jacob.’ He says, speaking as if to a young child, his eyes flitting all across the meadow. ‘It’s impossible.’ Sam uses the Alpha Command. JacobxLeah ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
A Thousand Degress by Emmmerald reviews
ONE-SHOT w/Jacob. Who knew that one person who you thought you would never be with would return the same passion? That passion? Running on a thousand degrees. Rated M FOR A REASON KIDS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,351 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Jacob - Complete
What's on your mind by FroggyDarren reviews
Leah and Jacob have secrets. From the pack and especially from each other. Until Jacob finds out what Leah is thinking when she's convinced no one is listening. Rated M for a reason. Lemons a-plenty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,451 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Morning After by thunder skies reviews
“I propped myself up on my elbow and resisted the urge to punch Jacob Black in the face.” Ah, the legendary morning after. If only Leah could recall exactly what happened between she and her Alpha.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
White Carpet and Wall Sconces by off-the-deep-end reviews
Entry for Jayeliwood's SEXY EDWARD contest. Bella finds herself bored and in need of some quiet time at a house party. What she finds definitely cures the boredom, but is far from quiet. M FOR LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Evolution of a Fluke by Winter Ashby reviews
Leah, if not bitter and vindictive, was anything but forgiving. [Jacob & Leah] AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Completed by MissyCullen reviews
Bella and Jake take the next step in their relationship... Lemons! Formerly known as the tame and fluffy story "Complete", but now a lot more fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
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Sometimes I wonder how we got here reviews
Bella and Edward are close friends in college. But a night of fun might finally lead to something else... M for lemons. E/B. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,191 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take care reviews
It's hard to move on when you've had your heart broken one too many times. This is a truth Jasper knows well. But Jacob is a patient man. "If you'll let me, I'll take care of you Jasper...". Jasper/Jacob. Slash. AH. O/S. Rated M for lemons and heartbreak.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Jasper, Jacob - Complete
After hours reviews
Edward and Bella have an arrangement. Bella comes by his office after hours and Edward lets her. AH, BxE, rated M for lemons. Started as a one-shot but now continued.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,902 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On a slow night reviews
The restaurant has a slow night. Bella is the waitress trying to not give in to Edward the bossman's advances. What could happen in the restaurant that could change her mind? AH, B/E, rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete