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Joined 02-17-09, id: 1840976, Profile Updated: 03-19-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

About me:

I enjoy fanfiction like the next person. I hate being unable to kill my darlings, and I love when I see other people do.

I'm weirdly fascinated by vampires, Twilight is like godsent to me.

Read my fiction, let me know if you approve ;)

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Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 2526 - Favs: 4,282 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5365 - Favs: 6,886 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Plan 9: The Strange Case of Bella and Carlisle by Calendulam reviews
Bella and Carlisle discover a surprising common interest, and Edward attempts to decipher exactly what they’re up to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,954 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5592 - Favs: 5,142 - Follows: 4,534 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5605 - Favs: 8,219 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Season 8 by Taaroko reviews
Concurrent with Angel S5, set in Cleveland, standard 22 episode format. *Cue theme song.* Main characters: Buffy, Xander, Willow, Dawn, Giles, Oz. Big bad, action, angst, friendship, love, humor, discovery, death. Enjoy and please review! T for violence.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 169,418 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Buffy S. - Complete
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The Beauty within the Beast reviews
Edward meets the malevolent and secretive vampire Bella, she's everything he fights not to be. Still, after her sudden departure from Forks he can't get her out of his mind. Then something happens to make him question everything he believes in. AU. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Scare me to Death reviews
Starting college Bella hoped to escape the darkness in herself. She signs up for free therapy where she meets glorious Edward, whose job is to force her to open up and face her fears. Will he be able to save her? BxE. AU-AH. M for future lemons/drugs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 119,987 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete