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you might want to know about the stories: -BELLA =ALWAYS POWERFULL OR WAY COOLER!! -TANYA, Jessica and lauren will play ALWAYS a bitch in my stories!! A candle can be handy and fine, but holds nothing on the way you shine
you might want to know about the stories:
-BELLA =ALWAYS POWERFULL OR WAY COOLER!!
-TANYA, Jessica and lauren will play ALWAYS a bitch in my stories!!
A candle can be handy and fine, but holds nothing on the way you shine
A sun is warm and bright, but for me you are the only light
A choclate bar might be addictive and taste so good, but craving for you is in my blood
This poem is to tell you something what you might already knew; I love you!
21 things I owe to my mother:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
6. My mother taught IRONY.
7. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
8. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
10. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
11. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
12. My mother taught me about ENVY.
13. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
14. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
15. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
16. My mother taught me HUMOR.
17. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
18. My mother taught me GENETICS.
19. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
20. My mother taught me WISDOM.
21. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
Sometimes, I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.
Smile. It confuses people.
There are no stupid questions...just stupid people.
You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.
Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.
Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!
"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for."
"When there's a will, I want to be in it."
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Being mature is overrated
You say I've lost my sanity. But you can't lose what you never had.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.
Wish for what you want...work for what you need
When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can.
-A good friend will comfort you when you're boyfriend breaks up with you...but a best friend will go up to him and ask "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
-I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who I'm not.
-The TRUTH is that everyone going to hurt you...you just have to decide who is worth the pain.
- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.
-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!
- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
-I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
-Always forgive your enemies Nothing annoys them so much.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.
Come to the dark side; we have cookies
I'm not so good at advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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