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-TANYA, Jessica and lauren will play ALWAYS a bitch in my stories!!

A candle can be handy and fine, but holds nothing on the way you shine

A sun is warm and bright, but for me you are the only light

A choclate bar might be addictive and taste so good, but craving for you is in my blood

This poem is to tell you something what you might already knew; I love you!

-By CuteVampireChick1995-

21 things I owe to my mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

8. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

10. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

11. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

12. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

13. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

14. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

15. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

16. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

17. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

18. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

19. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

20. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

21. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Sometimes, I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

Smile. It confuses people.

There are no stupid questions...just stupid people.

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is our way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!"

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for."

"When there's a will, I want to be in it."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated

You say I've lost my sanity. But you can't lose what you never had.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.

Wish for what you want...work for what you need

When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can.

-A good friend will comfort you when you're boyfriend breaks up with you...but a best friend will go up to him and ask "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

-I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who I'm not.

-The TRUTH is that everyone going to hurt you...you just have to decide who is worth the pain.

- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold. My. Purse.'

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

-I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

-I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

-Always forgive your enemies Nothing annoys them so much.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

Come to the dark side; we have cookies

I'm not so good at advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?


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For The Only Hope by ausland reviews
Dumbledore wouldn't have left trouble magnet Harry Potter defenseless for years at Hogwarts. At thirteen Hermione becomes his protector, working and training with Severus, giving up her childhood to ensure Harry's safety. As times passes, Severus becomes teacher, mentor, friend, and eventually lover. A story of spies, plots, and love. M in Part Three. Winner of SSHG Best WIP Award.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 418,094 - Reviews: 2864 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 2,623 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Never Let Me Go by emeraldphoenix23 reviews
The sequel to The Devil You Know. It's been two months and now she's back, but she isn't the same as she once was and the fight is far from over. To win they will have to band together, but pain, betrayal, anger, and confusion will divide them. Is forgiveness possible? Even though Bella accepted everyone else can she accept what she is now? On temporary hiatus
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,852 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Bella
Sin & Vice by mak5258 reviews
In her sixth year, Dumbledore makes Hermione a key figure in a plan to help Harry defeat Voldemort. (It's difficult to summarize this without spoilers— HG/SS; there's a Time Turner involved but probably not how you expect; the story really gets started in Chapter Three.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 291,856 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 414,245 - Reviews: 4209 - Favs: 3,354 - Follows: 4,106 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Silent Moments by Foreverisjustthebeginning reviews
What do you do when your past comes back to haunt you at every turn? When you constantly keep getting pushed down just when you feel like you're about to stand on two feet again? For Edward and Bella, the past just can't stay in the past. E/B Hurt/Angst/DarkTopics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,213 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Bella, Edward
Healing the Avengers by mariteri reviews
Life for Dr. Hermione Granger as head of medical for S.H.I.E.L.D.. Set during the Avengers movie (there will be a few spoilers), rare pairing, and rated T, as I am clueless and that seemed to be a safe bet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Under the Harvest Moon by XSouthernxComfortX reviews
Bella never jumped and the Cullens never came back. Charlie is about to move down to the Reservation and the pack's protection from Victoria is about to expire, whats a girl to do? With Angela discovering a world previously unknown to her both girls set out on a road with curves neither of them saw coming. BS/PW AW/DV **Now Rated M For Language**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Bella, Peter
Isabella by Foreverisjustthebeginning reviews
A prophecy as old as time is what brings the Cullen's to a small bundle of joy. Of course, they're not aware of it and with good reason. Unfortunately for them, they seem to be the only ones in the dark about it. The other mythicals, mythicals that they didn't even realize exist, are very aware and oh so eager to get their hands on their newest addition.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,402 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Bella, Edward
Unscripted by Domysticated reviews
Bella wanted nothing more than to run with the Cullens; Jasper couldn't wait to run away from his family. A simple story about growing up and finding what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BellaxJasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,077 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
From Darkness to Sunrise by gopherbroke reviews
In Progress. What would happen if Carlisle also had a reaction to Bella that he couldn't control? Bella may feel it too. It's an entirely different world as two souls finally find each other in the most surprising of circumstances. Can they overcome the obstacles and struggles that are thrown their way in order to be together? M rating in many future chapters. AU CxB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,001 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Immortal Resolutions by SeeMyEvil reviews
After her release from the Volturi, nearly 600 years of service later, Isabella Swan has gone in search of one of her mistakes: Carlisle. She appears on the Cullen's doorstep with little expectation of what is to come.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,627 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Bella
Forbidden Love by Everything's BIGGER in Texas reviews
At the birthday party, Jasper attacked Bella but the whole time he was fighting against it. When they all leave he comes back to apologise and finds the reasons he's truly glad he didn't get to her. New Moon AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,401 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Bella, Jasper]
Love and Basketball by Dance Elle Dance reviews
On her new job as a writer for a magazine, Bella is assigned to do an article about basketball star and hot bachelor, Jasper. Problem is, Bella has no interest in sports, but she finds herself very interested in the object of her paper. Jas/B, AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,498 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - [Bella, Jasper]
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shining, lonely star reviews
Bella withlock thought that her brother was dead when she turned into a very powerful vampire. Guess who she runs into......................... P.S. I'VE GOT KISSING DESEASE SO CHAPTERS WILL TAKE SOME TIME
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,117 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Comeback reviews
Bella was a geek and bullied by Edward Cullen. She escaped town and came to live with her famous mother. What would happened if world-wide famous Izzy comes back to her hometown for her senior year? AH 'LIL BIT OF LANGUAGE..CHAPTERS TAKE A WHILE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward