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Joined 02-17-09, id: 1841086, Profile Updated: 11-05-11
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Hi, I'm a sixteen year-old girl from India. Though my mother tongue is Bengali, I prefer English. I mainly use this site to read & sometimes write Twilight fanfictions. I might move on to other things. But, right now, I'm focusing on Twilight. Oh yeah, I'm a fan of Harry potter too.

In the fanfics I have read, most have totally ruined Alice & Emmett's character. Alice is not a shopaholic, she just loves to shop --there is a difference. And Emmet is just funny, not stupid.
Also I have a question. Whenever the Cullens go clubbing, why is Bella always dressed in blue/black, Alice in green & Rose in red?? Always !!

Newyz...

I Love EDWARD CULLEN!

Edward is the perfect angel & God created Angels. If Carlisle created Edward, then Carlisle is God.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, cool-gal95

I love this one!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

- Unknown

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Ty this:

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile!


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we screwed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!


25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile (my Bengali teacher)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Reader128, Lady Prince, LilyScorpius, Pepa333, col-gal95

If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile. (happens all the time!)

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile

If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Twilight books, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love FANFICTION.NET, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile (DUH!! Who isn't?!)

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile (This happened at 2 in the morning. My sister couldn't decide to be amused or scared. She ended up laughing her head off)

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Twilight, and whenever anyone says anything related to Twilight you shoot up in your seat, or whenever anyone says anything non-Twilight related, you still shoot up in your seat and try to find a way to relate it to Twilight e.g. someone says air, you say "Vampires don't need to breathe air!" or they say car, you say "You know an awesome car? An Aston Martin Vanquish..." OR! When you're bored in Science class, you turn to the nearest Twilight friend and say "Hey Lexi, or Sonam, or Faith, or Caity," and they go "Yeah?" And I go "You know what?" and they go "What?" and I desperately try to come up with something Twilight related e.g. "Jacob sucks eh?" and they go "Totally..."

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM. (Just so you know, I screamed really loud and woke up the house)


A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you’re rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!


SOME QUOTES

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."

"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

"The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

"Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone."

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.


Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Remeber I DID NOT write this, it is from someone else, but please, pick the right choice

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass it on.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message IF YOU HATE DRUNK DRIVING!!.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart


DON'T STEROTYPE PEOPLE!! Copy and paste to ur profile, and bold what U r!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wristsI'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugsI'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (huh….remember Edward Cullen?? Biggest non-example of that stereotype) I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. (just the opposite XD) I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (Anyone who asks someone if they have a green card, I'll smack u! That's just rude!!). I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (How the hell did this stereotype come into being??) I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyoneI HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a SatanistI’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogantI'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (and so what if I am?!) I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippyI have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish ( far from it…) I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUSTbe an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.I'm a VIRGIN,so I MUST be a prude.I'm BI,so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.I'm a FEMALE GAMER,so I MUST be ugly or crazy.I WEAR BLACK,so I MUST be gothic. I'm YOUNG,so I MUST be naive. (far from it..!! :D) I'm SOUTHERN,so I MUST be white trash. I SPEAK MY MIND,so I MUST be a bitch. I'm WICCAN,so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer. I'm a GOOD LIAR,so I MUST be an actor/actress. I'm a BLACK BELT,so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass. I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT,so I MUST be a lesbain. I LIKE TO BE MYSELF,so I MUST be cocky and arrogant. I'm FRENCH,so I MUST be homosexual. I'm a BOHEMIAN,so I MUST be a lazy drug addict. I LOVE ANIMALS,so I MUST be a vegetarian. I'm a TREEHUGGER,so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie. I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX,so I MUST be on drugs. I'm a MUSICIAN,so I must not be doing anything with my life. I'm GAY,so I MUST have AIDS. I'm ASIAN,so I MUST love math. I'm BLACK,so I MUST be on welfare. I'm a PUNK,so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm ARAB,so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm IRISH,so I MUST be an alcoholic. I'm a CHEERLEADER,so I MUST be a whore. I'm a JEW,so I MUST be greedy.

Don't you just hate stereotypes? Copy and paste and bold anything about you


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)


WHY...

why have candy when you can have cookies

why have cookies when you can have cake

why have cake when you can have ice cream

why have ice cream when you can have chocolate

why have chocolate when you can have brownies

why have brownies when you can have soft serve

why have soft serve when you can have donuts

why have donuts when you can have a shake

why have a shake when you can have a smoothie

why dont you turn into a vampire... then all you need is blood! =)


Random Lines

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can i miss you if you never left?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat butter-side up and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i can't...hey nice carpet!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Life's Tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do


Carlisle Cullen: Smarter Than You since 1640

Esme Cullen: Kinder Than You since 1895

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1915

Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You since 1915

Jasper Hale: Smoother than You since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Bella Swan: Clumsier Than You since 1987

Renesmee Cullen: More Special Than You since 2006

Jacob Black: Hotter Than You since 1990


Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


This is the ultimate test! Grab a piece of paper and get started!
Don't cheat and when you're done, be sure to post this on your profile!

1.) There is a busy street and an orphan is standing on one side of the road, and the orphan's parents are on the other. How does the orphan cross the road to get to his/her parents?

2.) There is a one-story-house and everything in the house is green. The rug, the TV, the phone, the sink, the bathroom, the dog, the walls, everything. What color are the stairs?

3.) There are three pine trees. If the wind is blowing them north then what way are the leaves blowing?

4.) How many words make up Webster's Dictionary?

5.) A widow's husband is very ill, and she doesn't have enough money to pay the medical bills. What can she do?

6.) What do you put in a toaster?

7.) What do cows drink?

8.) If Singular Wireless called you and told you that you have been on your home phone for 24 hours and they want the money for the bill now, what would you do?

9.) You have two coins in your pocket that make up 35 cents. One isn't a quarter. What are the 2 coins?

10.) There are three words in the dictionary that end in -gry. One is angry. Another is hungry. What is the third word

Answers:

1.) Orphans don't have parents.

2.) It is a one-story-house. There are no stairs.

3.) Pine trees don't have leaves, they have pine cones.

4.) Two words: 1. Webster's 2. Dictionary

5.) Widows don't have husbands.

6.) You put bread in a toaster. If you said toast, that is what the bread becomes after being in the toaster, toasted.

7.) They drink water. Not milk.

8.) Cingular wireless is a cellular phone company. Why would they care how long you talked on your home phone?

9.) A quarter and a dime. If one isn't a quarter, than the other has to be.

10.) The third word is what. When I said what is the third word, I was stating a fact as in the word what is the third word


THIS IS GOOD...

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (twlight charchter)

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (twlight charcter)

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday!


A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Twilight

How long did it take you to read the books?

Almost exactly 2 days a piece

Who introduced you to the books?

Internet survey. I am now introducing my friends to them. I already got one addicted & we talk non-stop about Twilight!! She is also pretty mad at me 'cause she can't get Edward Cullen out of her mind :D

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

I borrowed all except Breaking Dawn, which I couldn't wait long enough and just went out and bought it on August 2nd.

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Well, I look forward to whatever's closest that way I can keep the addiction going. So right now it's Midnight Sun

What's your dream ending to the series?

I liked the way it ended.

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Tie between Alice and Edward.

Who's your favorite vampire?

See above answer. (You just looked again, didn't you?)

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Has to be Seth. He's so happy-go-lucky, where Jacob makes me sad and Leah...well, Leah has emotional issues. I don't know the rest of them well enough to pick one of them.

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"Afraid of a needle. Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." Edward Cullen

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

Their first night together (that is Bella knew about it) after returning from the meadow

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Jacob was teaching Bella to ride the bike.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

Uh...I like 'em all.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Has to be the Breaking Dawn one. (though there wasn't a fight, I liked it)

Which book cover was your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

What the hell kind of question is that? OF COURSE!

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Breaking Dawn's out so I'd have to say Midnight Sun.

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun. Movie rocked, but I'm waiting for the book.

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Breaking Dawn

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

DUH! Edward!

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Um...Edward.

Bella or Jacob?

Bella, but only a little more

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

Alice. But Jasper's very close.

Jasper or Edward

Edward

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle, we don't really get to know Esme that well, and Carlisle is amazing.

Emmett or Jasper?

TIE

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett. Again, I like Jacob and all, but I LOVE Emmett's fun personality.

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme, though I would love to have such an oblivious dad like Charlie.

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Quil

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

VAMPIRES!!

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

Again...Internet Survey. Actually i came to know about the books pretty Late. So I am more obsessed than most.

Are you excited?

YES! I think they did a good job with the casting

What do you think of the casting so far?

Well, first I thought they were somehow not right. but now, I think "How could I have thought that?"

Are you going to go see it?

DUH!! With a huge group of friends who are also Twilighters (or Twi-Hards, whichever you like)

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

Why do I seem to answer the next question every time I go into details?

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

yeah, for the most part, but I understand that they had to consolidate some parts, and I am okay if they make some things different.

Breaking Dawn Speculation:

Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?

DONE READING IT!

Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?

SHE DID!

Do you think she and Edward will get married?

THEY DID!

Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?

HE DID!

Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?
Well, I think this was obvious from Eclipse, but she ended up with Edward.

Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?

Um, it was really shocking and happy, because Alice and Jasper came back! It did have sad parts, but the ending was happy.

Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?

I thought mostly the Volturi, but in the middle it was the werewolves.

How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?

I think that would have been real strange, but I guess if Renesmee grows up to have Jacob's kids, they'll be like 1/2 human, 1/4 werewolf, and 1/4 vampire. Now THAT would be weird!

Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?

uh, he was kinda oblivious, and didn't really put the pieces together to get vampire, necessarily, but he did know that something was up.

Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse

Not in the middle but by the end they did. If anything, it was strengthened!

If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?

No one died, did they? Oh wait, Irina did.

For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?

Stephenie is on crack!

Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?

Well, he was, because he had Renesmee.

What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?

I wanted Jacob to have his happily ever after without getting in the way of Edward and Bella's. And he did! Yay!

What's your dream ending?

Bella is changed, (I could have survived without Renesmee, but I welcomed her nonetheless), and Rosalie apologizes. She is and will forever be Bella Cullen.

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

Twilight. She was so clueless. I loved it.

How about Edward's?

Twilight. He was mysterious and I loved it.

Jacob's?

Breaking Dawn. You really got to get inside his head and grow to love him.

Alice's?

Twilight, she was the most enthusiastic about Edward/Bella.

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

ALL OF THEM!!


AU Alternative Universe
AH All Human
OC
Original Character
IC In Character
OOC
Out Of Character
OTT Over The Top
Lemon
Graphic sex scene
Lime
Intense fluff
Fluff A sweet moment shared between characters
OMC Oh My Carlisle
OME Oh My Edward

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Teina by sailor8t reviews
Defeating the Mountain Men has a cost. Can Clarke pay it? Starts when Clarke walks away from Camp Jaha.
100 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 243,751 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/11/2016 - [Clarke G., Lexa] - Complete
A Case of You by SparrowNotes24 reviews
He's her warning. She's his sweet temptation. An addict always wants what he can't have, even if it will ruin him. "Speak of the devil and she shall appear. Who am I kidding? I'm Beelzebub."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,877 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 3/12/2020 - Published: 6/28/2015 - Bella, Edward
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 19632 - Favs: 6,412 - Follows: 4,383 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 58,619 - Reviews: 4581 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 12/1/2019 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gothic by author-self-insert reviews
10 yrs ago, Edward was accused of murder & Bella was his alibi. Today, the murder is still unsolved & Bella hates Edward. Can a penchant for gothic mystery, a hearty dose of lingering hostility & a desire for justice really right old wrongs? Inspired by old newspaper serials. AH HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,011 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 9/17/2019 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,468 - Reviews: 5580 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 6,905 - Updated: 8/11/2019 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
Rest My Soul by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
On opposite corners of Third Street and Beale, two lonely people fight to stay that way. Her scars are on the surface, soft on her skin and in her eyes. His run bone-deep, seeped in bourbon and blues. EPOV. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,731 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 2,122 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
the bitter, the sweet by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's 24. She's got a career she loves, close family & friends, and a little girl she loves more than anything. She doesn't need anything more, but sometimes she sure wants it, and when Edward shows up he'll either upset the balance or make everything sweeter. A WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 74,376 - Reviews: 8092 - Favs: 3,747 - Follows: 2,426 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Bella - Complete
Marked by LyricalKris reviews
Everyone is born with a unique tattoo. Whenever they fall in love, no matter the circumstances, that person's tattoo appears somewhere on their body. It's not such an easy thing to wear your heart on your skin. After all, love comes as she pleases. Unrequited. Uninvited. Undeniable.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,305 - Reviews: 4418 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 2/16/2016 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14932 - Favs: 13,359 - Follows: 5,954 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fly Away Home by LyricalKris reviews
Because her own life was so devoid of it, Bella always wanted to protect sweetness and innocence in other people. Maybe that was what drew her to Edward, a strange, socially awkward, but very sweet man. She couldn't know the secret he held-that he wasn't what he seemed, and she was the one being protected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,932 - Reviews: 2693 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/18/2016 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More Ferarum by IReen Weiss reviews
I'm still technically married. I still technically wear my wedding ring. It's on a chain around my neck. With his. He still won't sign the divorce papers. I still don't want him to. 1st Place Winner: TLS Angst Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,892 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Bella, Edward
Sea Salt by SparrowNotes24 reviews
Describe yourself in three words. That's how I found myself beside the ocean, with sea salt tangled hair, sun kissed by a boy who showed me the answers. The boy in the shadows. The boy in the shade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,550 - Reviews: 2454 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unsung & Epic by Maybe an HEA Contest reviews
Edward and Bella's romance was of the epic, high school variety and it was up to Bree Tanner to save it. Possibly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 98 - Published: 5/14/2015 - Complete
Casual Observer of a Secret Admirer by shouldbecleaning reviews
Isabella Swan thought she was invisible at school. At least she had been since the accident with Tyler's van. But now someone is leaving notes in her locker, signed Your Secret Admirer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,215 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Bella, Edward, Tyler - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8419 - Favs: 8,793 - Follows: 7,906 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear by TheFicChick reviews
"It's the first time I realize that for all of the significance boy-Edward holds in my past, man-Edward is a stranger to me. The thought is at once liberating and heartbreaking, and I don't know what to do with it: how do you forgive someone who no longer exists? How do you hold a man accountable for a boy's carelessness?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 59,282 - Reviews: 7629 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Memento Mori by BlueIsSoul reviews
Damned forever. Doomed for eternity. Condemned to walk alone. Every generation is spent searching for my love but no matter what happens, I don't save her - I can't. (A Judges Choice winner for Age of Edward 2013).
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,487 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Edward, Bella
Seventeen Minutes by queenofthenile91 reviews
Seventeen minutes will now be forever known as the Forks High School Massacre. It only took seventeen minutes for a lone gunman to kill eleven students and two staff members as well as leave numerous others injured. It was only seventeen minutes, but its survivors have scars that will last a lifetime.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,686 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Complete
Complicated by LyricalKris reviews
High school relationships are always more complicated than they should be. Usually, those complications are made up of the drama that is teenage life. Sometimes... it's really complicated. Edward and Bella were already there before the surprise of their young lives threw them into a life they weren't remotely prepared for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,975 - Reviews: 3346 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And Yet So Far by LyricalKris reviews
When he found out he was a father to baby daughter, Edward had to grow up too fast. With a baby involved, nothing is ever as simple as what he wants. But after he met Bella, it always seemed like happiness was so close, and yet so far. Written for FAGE4
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,718 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always an Edward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
Bella wants to say yes to kind, handsome Ed…but can't stop meeting Eddie for martini lunches. Eduardo just wonders why she's avoiding his yoga class. And who is this "Edward" leaving cryptic messages at work? A story about people and how they change.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,760 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing It Straight by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,035 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Fidelity by IReen Weiss reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5833 - Favs: 4,450 - Follows: 3,762 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twelve Months by SassyK reviews
Twelve months is nothing when you've spent decades walking the earth, existing, searching; twelve months is everything when your search has come to an end. One year in the life of a gentle soul and the woman who recasts his world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,183 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 3,660 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes On The Fridge by LyricalKris reviews
Roommates Emmett Cullen and Jasper Whitlock had nothing in common save for one thing: they both knew what it was like to be the 'other' child. College is not just about discovering yourself but finding the people who will make you who you're meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,911 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Terms and Conditions Apply by TheSaintsMistress reviews
There's only one person on this earth that Edward Cullen hates, and that's his boss...Bella Swan. She's cold. She's ruthless and incapable of human emotion, and to Edward's greatest frustration, the hottest woman walking the face of the planet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 4513 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Girl Who Jumped by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
His fingertips trail along my collarbone, strong but gentle. They linger on my scar, on skin that's not quite numb. I feel like I did then, when I was standing in that tree, brave and stupid enough to jump. ExB O/S Contest entry for FicThisGIF
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,186 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 192 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7663 - Favs: 11,969 - Follows: 6,219 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tomorrow Is Another Day by LyricalKris reviews
In the post Civil War South, there are consequences for a Northern man who falls for a Southern Belle. A story of a friendship ripped apart by war, and rebuilding your life after near total devastation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,912 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14866 - Favs: 12,108 - Follows: 8,233 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Training the Cullen by IvoryAdulation reviews
Movie star Edward Cullen is sent to Seattle Crime Lab to train for his next role. A one night stand with an alluring woman rocks his world but not as much as finding out she's his mentor, she doesn't remember him, and she's nothing like he thought-EPOV/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8424 - Favs: 6,299 - Follows: 4,374 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anomaly by Alby Mangroves reviews
1st Place Winner of Public Vote and Judges Choice in Tales From The Void Contest. A chance discovery on an outpost planet shows the woman with a brilliant mind, how to find her long neglected heart. Sci-Fi, Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do The Right Thing by LyricalKris reviews
When a bust goes wrong, FBI Agent Edward Cullen is faced with a terrible choice. No one knows of his secret affair with comatose victim Bella Swan, nor that the child she carries is his. How can he do the right thing when he doesn't know what that is?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,340 - Reviews: 3597 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,290 - Reviews: 6825 - Favs: 4,860 - Follows: 3,348 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sins of the Piano Man by solareclipses reviews
AU. A reclusive vampire's swan songs for the victims he regrets draw in a young woman struggling with her father's illness. As fate brings them together, Edward's dark past threatens to tear them apart. ExB. Won 'Best Overall' 2011 Vampie Award.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,615 - Reviews: 3370 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Watch Me by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's obsession with wristwatches & her preoccupation with the Sky God next door coalesce in a serendipitous way. Birthday onehsot for Michelle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 257 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pocket Change by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
I know of three kinds of change: the kind that jangles around in your pocket, the kind that happens slowly, every moment of every day, and the kind that blows you away in an instant.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,557 - Reviews: 5260 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 2,660 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
The Dressmaker by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The dressmaker knows his fingers are nimble; he just never thought his heart would be so too, running away with Isabella Swan and conspiring to make him want the very thing he cannot have. AGE OF EDWARD ENTRY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 116 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For Miss Brandon, a Husband by Seren Haf reviews
England 1812, the London Season has begun. The widowed Mrs Brandon has great plans for her only daughter. It is a complication that she has no idea of the elusive Lord Cullen's intentions. A Judges Pick in The Age of Edward 2010 contest. Now continued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,565 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fuggiasco by kdc2239 reviews
Edward, homeless since age twelve is used to the gritty, hard life. Now twenty, his main goal is to make it in the world, and off the streets. What happens when a girl who seems to be broken beyond repair becomes his new shadow?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,725 - Reviews: 5651 - Favs: 5,524 - Follows: 3,205 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Certain Point of View by LyricalKris reviews
A wise man once said, "Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view." A love story as seen through the eyes of friends and passersby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,650 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7295 - Favs: 6,129 - Follows: 4,268 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First of the Month by iambeagle reviews
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 5660 - Favs: 3,010 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Served Cold by spanglemaker9 reviews
When Bella has been wronged, nothing is more important than exacting her revenge. Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,853 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 203 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Preferred by Predators by solareclipses reviews
One-shot. 3rd place judges' choice in the Season of Our Discontent angst contest. Are you listening? Can you hear her scream?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Bella - Complete
Orientation by IsaKassees reviews
Mr. Edward Cullen gives Ms. Alice Brandon her first-day orientation in The Office. Who's right across the hall from him and doesn't know he exists? How will Alice help poor oblivious Nerdward? E/B, AH-AU, OOC Lemons. Full of gigglesnorts. Now continued.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,552 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3697 - Favs: 4,673 - Follows: 4,639 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Butterfly Effect by LyricalKris reviews
Edward's fall from grace destroyed not only his life, but the lives of those he loved the most. When he passes out teetering on the edge of total destruction and wakes up 17 again, how many times will he have to repeat the same day to set things right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,627 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 2,165 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yes by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward asks a question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 192 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Barren by solareclipses reviews
Post-Eclipse AU one-shot. Ten years after marrying Edward and becoming a vampire, Bella realizes that eternity comes with consequences and that the human world is no longer her own. Winner of ADF Labor Day Fic Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Howl by luluwolfkill reviews
Bella abandons her maker and takes a journey through the dark underbelly of the 20th century, surfacing just long enough to betray the Cullen's secret and endanger their safety. Or did she? AU, dark themes. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,525 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Girl by EZRocksAngel reviews
Edward meets a beautiful girl. For the Boys on Boards Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 161 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4164 - Favs: 4,625 - Follows: 2,952 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Last Breath by First Blush reviews
It's 1944, Edward awakes in a London field hospital. He's told his wife was in an air raid and did not survive. This sends Edward on a journey over two continents to find the love of his life, forgiveness for his past, and a joy he never even knew existed
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,164 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Matter of Life and Death by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4536 - Favs: 4,364 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Words by spanglemaker9 reviews
1st Place Winner in the Missed Connections Contest. "Back in the summer I saw you on the L going into Brooklyn...You wrote me a note on a scrap of paper."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 216 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9967 - Favs: 7,598 - Follows: 5,488 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Unexpected Schedule by tellingmelies reviews
We never know the effect a stranger will have on our life. Edward lives his life by a set schedule, never straying from his ways. What happens when he's forced to venture outside of his safe world and take a chance? My entry into the Beautiful Bellies
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 168 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Red Geraniums by Pastiche Pen reviews
Carlisle Cullen wakes up with a man in his bed. Winner in the Carlward contest. Very "adult." A/H. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
The Next Ten Minutes by Fanfic My Fanfic reviews
FANFIC OF PAPER HEART BY HEZPIXIE. This takes place after the chronological end of Paper Heart. It's an exploration of how events unfold after Edward and Bella separate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,766 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Complete
A Sticky Situation by givemehotknives reviews
Written for the Fic-A-Pic contest. For Bella Swan, there's nothing worse than working the Hallmark Store the day before Valentine's Day. It's up to her boyfriend to convince her that the holiday's not all bad. Superfluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Conversation Among Angels by Isannah reviews
My one shot entry for the "Fic a Pic" Contest: Another failed relationship. What's a guardian angel to do? This particular one has no idea considering he's partly to blame for Edward's current state. He needs help.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,599 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rising Sun: The Carlisle Cullen Story by WishingOnMyStar reviews
For all those who've ever wondered, this is Carlisle Cullen's story from vampire birth through the events of Breaking Dawn. All characters and most ideas are property of Stephenie Meyer. PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS! That's the only way I get any better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 119,862 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
BRONZE by mothlights reviews
Edward is a rebellious newborn lashing out at those who try to help him. At his wits' end, Carlisle asks Isabella, the woman who was once his mentor, to take Edward in until his bloodlust cools. ExB Very AU - COMPLETE (Russian translation link in profile)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,714 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Biology by Justine Lark reviews
In the darkness of Mr. Banner's classroom, Bella and Edward both struggle not to reach over and touch the other, but they just can't help themselves. A Judge's Choice winner in the Scene Stealers Contest!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9614 - Favs: 7,452 - Follows: 3,946 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hears a Who? by philadelphic reviews
Just a bit of fun, originally posted on Breath-of-Twilight's Halloween Countdown. When your crush is your coworker and your work is all about sexual harassment training, does it take a supernatural event to finally make your move? Probably all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bored Games by m7707 reviews
A dark and twisted tale about vampires dealing with the never-ending boredom of eternity. Written for the Countdown to Halloween II. ONE SHOT. AU. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3324 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Braille by Alby Mangroves reviews
1st Place Winner of the Beautiful Edward Challenge. A young woman, scarred inside and out. A guilty man looking for forgiveness. Will they recognize their redemption in each other? Beauty is not just skin-deep. AH, Bella and Edward, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 338 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mercy by spanglemaker9 reviews
Danvers, Massachusetts- 1694 Prejudice and hysteria have sentenced Esme to a fate she's powerless to escape. Or is power all in the mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Super by CrumblingFool reviews
My entry for the A Picture Says It All contest. When the little stuff added up the universe was trying to say something. It was saying, "Stay home, Bella Swan." However, there is only so long a girl can reasonably be expected to go without Diet Coke.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Hands, Her Heart by Word Ninja reviews
A passing moment. An unexpected effect. He holds her heart because he can't let go. Rated M for language, graphic imagery, and loaded phrases. AU AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From The Ashes by FarDareisMai2 reviews
1st Place, 2010 Age of Edward, Literotica. The horrors of Nazi Germany are revealed to a group of stunned American soldiers. When Edward meets a young survivor, can they both salvage their lives from the wreckage of their dreams? Can they find hope again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,471 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Edward, Bella
One February Friday by LyricalKris reviews
Friday night at a little bar where anything goes. You never know who's going to walk through the door to make life just a little more interesting. Slashy threesome lemons.Edward/Jasper/Peter, J/P, J/E.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,736 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14556 - Favs: 17,189 - Follows: 8,829 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6686 - Favs: 6,156 - Follows: 3,002 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Assignment by nowforruin reviews
Bella's new photography assignment puts her in need of a nude male model. Bella's friends find her in need of a bit more. Written for the Through the Lens One-shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
The Kindness of Strangers by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
There are warm hearts and tainted souls. "He smiles too much. Or maybe it's just that I don't do it enough." The kindness of strangers—no good deed goes unpunished. Entry for the Slash Backslash 2.0 Contest. Special Category Winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,687 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 3063 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Monday morning by IsaKassees reviews
One-shot. What happens when you meet someone who challenges everything you thought you knew? Edward Cullen, partner in the Volturi firm finds out when he meets his new assistant. Slightly OOC, E/B. Rated M just in case, for language. No lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,958 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 403 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
TT25, Round Three, 2010 by Alby Mangroves reviews
The Twilight Twenty Five: A series of 25 responses written to visual prompts. Canon, exploring twenty five moments compatible with Twilight book canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Complete
Love Will Lead Us by LyricalKris reviews
They had one perfect day together before they thought they lost each other forever. What happens when the love of her life reappears at exactly the wrong time? When you don't have a choice in who you love, how do you know what to do? E/B, Jas/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 108,654 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 436 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by DreamingOfParadise reviews
Bella Swan thinks she has a perfectly ordinary life until Edward Cullen turns up in her English class... as a ghost. At first she doesn't believe he's real, but when he shares his story, she no longer has any doubts and realises that she must help him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,733 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Collateral Damage by bookjunkie1975 reviews
Renee leaves to pursue an exciting life as a Superhero, but what does she leave behind? Edward watches over Bella, but has secrets of his own. First Place winner of both open vote and Judges Choice in The Superhero Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Doctoring the Doctors by typerventilating reviews
Parents are sick and tired of our continuous rants on Twilight, our vampire dreaming, and our Fanfiction writing. Sent to therapy Megan's out to explain the meaning of Twilight and the rights of a teenage girl in love with Twilight. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2993 - Favs: 3,990 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember Me by EnchantedSailorBella reviews
I sat across the room from her as she slept. It had been weeks since the accident. "Edward," she whispered in her sleep. The only hope that I still had that she remembered. A/H
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,546 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
3 Times He Told Bella, & the 1 Time She Believed by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward infiltrates Bella's vampire club. He tells her THE TRUTH-but she doesn't believe him. Silly, silly girl. Vamp. Pr0ny humor. Very pr0ny. Written for the Twi Kink Meme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trances and Beginnings by flute-genevive reviews
Entry for the Lion Lamb 15,000 member contest. 1st place fanfiction winner. Esme tells the story of Edward's love life, before, after and during Bella. Structured around TS Eliot's "Portrait of a Lady".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
Red Strings of Fate by unicornhime reviews
AH AU When Edward finally gets the chance at getting the girl, he has no idea what to do, so he turns to a message board called The Red Strings of Fate. A story told in technology.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
May and His December by Oxymoronic8 reviews
Years ago, Alice had a vision: Edward would find a mate at Christmas. After decades of trying to dissuade his meddling family by bringing home the vilest girls he can find, Edward happens upon a bitter old woman & awakens to what could've been.AU;OOC;O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 129 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Across the Years by AMayes reviews
Edward receives a letter from a stranger by the name of Isabella, and discovers they are living two years apart. He in 2007; Bella in 2009. Through a mystical mailbox they are able to communicate...and fall in love. Lake House/Twilight Crossover AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,783 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Affair by spanglemaker9 reviews
1st Place winner in the An Edward to Remember Classic Hollywood Romance One Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 107 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Talent Search by Stephen King Reincarnated reviews
Darkward. Bella and Alice are captured by a group of vampires searching for talented humans to turn. '“I’m not in a good mood, so I suggest you keep your mouth shut, or I’ll carry you back inside one piece at a time,” Edward threatened.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,990 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
What Brought us Here One Shot by vjgm reviews
*All Human/One Shot* Bella lives her life to the fullest while Edward always does what he 'should.' When these two meet, will Bella be able to show Edward how to live his life without regret before it's too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sensitivity to Initial Conditions by giselle-lx reviews
Sensitivity to Initial Conditions-chaos theory : "An arbitrarily small perturbation of the current trajectory may lead to significantly different future behavior." Pre-Twilight AU. NO canon pairings. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Immortal Emancipation by Emilie Fauve reviews
In the early 1950's, just when things seem to be settling for the five Cullens, the unexpected entrance of a mysterious couple heralds a great change. The story of Jasper and Alice's arrival from Carlisle's perspective. In canon and character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,507 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Comeuppance by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella enjoys lots of things that taste bitter. Most importantly, she enjoys revenge. Sleepyvalentina's birthday card for queenofgrey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hold me, please by Frenzy In Delirium reviews
Hold me, please." And so she did, all night. Never questioning the reason why I was there. She just held me. One-shot. BellaXEdward OOC AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Metamorphosis by Riniel o Imladris reviews
Pale lavender eyelids flicker, thick black lashes caress porcelain cheeks – and Bella opens her eyes... She is awake. She is all right. Edward's point of view in "Breaking Dawn", beginning with Book Three.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 259,088 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Event Horizon by Jenny-Wren28 reviews
What would have happened if "Twilight" happened in the same universe as the events that took place in "The Host"? features the full cast from both books & sticks to book "canon" *WARNING: THE REVIEWS CONTAIN MASSIVE STORY SPOILERS, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK*
Crossover - Twilight & Host - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,494 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Carlisle, Sam, Ian O., Jeb - Complete
Red Ribbon by MujerN reviews
He is infamous. Everyone knows about the terrorizing murderer who leaves behind bloody scenes and corpses at night while everyone sleeps. Bella, a journalist, investigates and finds her fear turning dangerously into love. One-Shot: Tattward&InkellaContest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Phone Calls by Justine Lark reviews
Something terrible has happened to Bella and Edward, and Charlie's the poor sap who has to tell Renee. A post-BD, canon example for the Twilight Anniversary Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Charlie S., Renée - Complete
Secrets Don't Keep Friends by KTBass reviews
AH. Everyone has secrets, and Bella Swan is no different. For months she's kept quiet, but the arrival of blunt Edward Cullen forces her to come clean with terrifying consequences. Secrets push friends away, but can honesty bring them back? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,111 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Queen of Hearts by stella luna sky reviews
Nominated for a Spring 2010 Eddie. Bella Swan learns the meaning of love through the loss of the same. Rated M for language and adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 227 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Lost in translation by Esperanza Mighty reviews
A little funny conversation between Jacob and Edward. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Avenging the Fallen Angel by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Rosalie, after Carlisle changed her, seeks retribution from the men who murdered her the week before her wedding. WARNING: Very Dark, include violence. Written for the Femme Noire Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,673 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Syndicate by well i wish i was a cullen reviews
one shot for now. bella and edward find bliss.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Protecting Him by twiXlite reviews
Edward is the only son of billionaire Carlisle Cullen. When his life is threatened Edward is sent to live in Forks where he meets some new friends that change his life in ways he never thought possible. But is he safely out of harms way? BxE Canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 159,290 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Waitress Watches by Little Bassoonist reviews
Two women, seperated by 50 years, glimpse into the lives of the Cullens. One-shot. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
A Question of Cookies by TrueImmortality
Andromeda Black, sister of Narcissa and Bellatrix Black, is happily in the midst of a very mundane Muggle task-- when her very pureblood-minded siblings arrive home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Bella's Bad Day by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
Love Through Lemons contest entry Bella's had a horrid day and Edward does his best to make it better. His VERY best ;- Just a bit 'o the smut AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,195 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9283 - Favs: 17,335 - Follows: 3,825 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling Up by readinangel reviews
Alice, Rose, and Bella have a bet, who can date the most guys in a month? But when Emmett, Jasper, and Edward come along, will they be able to earn that second date? Or will they be tossed aside like the rest of the guys. AH Now on Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,543 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
Coffee and a Kiss by luv2read134 reviews
EPOV of "A Kiss with a Side of Fries". All Edward wants is a cup of coffee. He walks into a McDonald's and sees a beautiful brown-haired girl behind the counter. Add spilled fries, a fat lady, and a lot of chemistry, and you get one hot kiss. Now Extended
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,500 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Singing in the Dead of Night by April Rane reviews
Jasper has another slip up, and his little sister takes on the task of cheering him up. Set a few years after BD. Minimal spoilers. Familial fluff and love. R/R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Slip Ups by Aytheria reviews
A collection of oneshots dealing with the aftermath of the Pevensies' lives in Narnia [all 7 books]. After all, once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia. Little slipups here and there simply prove the Pevensies are...different...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,639 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
Cullen Prank Week by BellissaAdreana reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare Cullen Style! It's a year later, and Alice suddenley announces the Cullen's forgotten ritual of Prank Week! Now, knowing the way that the Cullens are, you know that this won't be a regular prank week! Oh no, they're going all out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
In the Dark by paper.creations reviews
Jasper Whitlock is the newest employee at the Brookfield Institution for the Mentally Unstable. But on his first day on the job, he breaks the most important rule: 'Don't talk to the patients'. And even worse, he finds himself attracted to one
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,788 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Waste of time Friendships by Revontuli reviews
Much to Edward's dismay, Bella wouldn't be Bella unless her every friend was strange and possibly dangerous. Mythical creature expertise doesn't always help with humans... --Post-Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,357 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella - Complete
Love Scenes by Orioncat reviews
You there!I know you are looking for some love scences with EdwardxBella. Don't deny it! Its okay, I won't judge. Some fluffy fun time with the happy couple. After Eclipse,will be writing into Breaking Dawn. Ideas welcomed! In character & in line w/books
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,137 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bathtime with Momma by greeneyedgirl813 reviews
One late night after a long day Renesmee insists on taking a bath with Bella. Pure adorable fluff. Bella's POV. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Death And Where It Leads by Revontuli reviews
Renée Dwyer quietly passed away in the loving arms of her family in Florida on 11/4/2039.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Renée - Complete
Forks by alice the shopaholic reviews
Bella reflects back on the decisions she made in Forks and how appropriate the name "Forks" really is. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella - Complete
Corrupting Bella by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
A series of one-shots depicting the rest of Bella and Edward's year long get away. Sequel to my one-shot discovered desires, dangerous desperation AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,920 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Presents for the Cullens by SethCohenRocks-2009 reviews
does what it says on the tin
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009
Renesmee's School Projects by fooosel reviews
Here's some of the work that Renesmee does in Elementary school. Most of them are about the family... What if she lets something slip?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
Form 1040 by giselle-lx reviews
Because when you're immortal, the only certainty is taxes... While getting some mundane home office work done, Carlisle winds up having a tender moment with his young granddaughter. Set 7 months post BD. One-shot, canon, Carlisle POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bella's Cold by Mokusgirl reviews
Bella gets sick and Edward nurses her back to health. fluffy Bella and Edward. One-shot. read and review please. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trading Spouses Vamp Style by EdwardLuvr22 reviews
Lovely Esme doesn't bet right? Emmett decides to change that. What would happen if this bet landed the entire Cullen family into a popular TV show known as Trading Spouses? Well let's find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,550 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
You've Kept Me Waiting by Shadows.Dance reviews
Such a pure and different love they shared, two halves of the same whole, not complete unless they were with each other...Alice and Jasper's first two years together, starting from the day they meet to when the met the Cullens for the first time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,615 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Black Friday Alice Cullen Style! by marykat reviews
Alice challenges the whole family to see who can get the best deal shopping on Black Friday. Everyone uses their "gifts" and hilarity ensues! I have three words for you: Emmett, lingerie and dressing room! Post Breaking Dawn, traditional pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,041 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Alice, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Unexpected Afternoon by TrueImmortality reviews
Emmett is caught off-guard as Edward drives up in Bella's ancient truck, looking like the devil's chasing him. Then Carlisle comes tearing down the Cullen's driveway, with blood on his hands...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Edward's Date Night Extravaganza by Skipper Pompeii reviews
During the summer between Twilight and New Moon Bella and Edward share many days and nights together. In these up coming chapters we explore the possible scenarios that might take place if Edward were to plan all the dates. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,019 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to Forks High, Home of The Cullens by newcomer77 reviews
Through the eyes of a normal Forks High student, what do they see? They see the perfect Cullens, but they know little of their lifestyle. See the world of Forks through human and vampire eyes alike. Before Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Bonfire by Justine Lark reviews
It's a beautiful evening at First Beach listening to stories around the fire. Jacob is amazed, Renesmee is curious, and Edward gets upset-- but Bella knows how to comfort him afterwards! Best Post New Moon award winner.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,785 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How Do you Sleep by twilightlover1417 reviews
After a year of off again on again Bella has had enough and breaks up with Edward. So what does Edward do to win her back? Sing outside her apartment in front of others of course ExB one shot OOC AU AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saying Goodbye to Charlie by Moosical reviews
It is 33 years since BD and Bella got her wish and kept in touch with Charlie. When ill health and old age take hold he requests to spend his final days with Bella and the Cullens, how will they all cope and what secret is Charlie desperate to share?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Night in Nantes by enamors reviews
Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 279 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Close encounters of the Supermarket kind by Black Angel reviews
Bella learns for the first time just how hard being a Cullen can be when she runs into Jessica at the supermarket. Post Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,265 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Hand hurts! by Team-Edward3849 reviews
Mike Newton hits Edward in the face, at lunch. What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Mike - Complete
The Way We Was by Sanrio-chan reviews
It's 1917. The Spanish Flu is just around the corner and the US has already joined WWI. Edward and Bella meet, but what will their fate be when the flu hits? Edward X Bella. AU. NOW COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,946 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sunshine State by Justine Lark reviews
More than a missing moment, it's a missing weekend from Eclipse! Experience Bella and Edward's visit to Florida from Edward's POV. Can Edward monitor Victoria's attack, pass for human, keep Bella happy, win Renee's approval and stay out of the sun?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Priority Client by Eowyn77 reviews
Breaking Dawn. Lawyer J. Jenks gets to know Mr. Jasper. I began this over on R&T but since the site is down I'm continuing it here. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Jasper, Jenks - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 139 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Movie Night by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: A night at home with the Cullens and Bella. Set shortly after Bella and Edward return from Phoenix after James’ attack. Family fluff and teasing. Esme’s POV. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Esme, Edward - Complete
A Very Long Night by formerlyknownasone reviews
Edward meets the love of his life in an unexpected place under unusual circumstances... In the laundry room. Edward Bella oneshot. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Broken Dreams by sweetseverus reviews
1-shot. For twilighters who wake up to find that Edward doesn't exist. Bella wakes up to an empty bed only to realize Edward never existed, is it a dream or a horrible reality? Pure EXB fluff. Give it a try, the end is better than you think, plz R R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Morning Magic by toxicwaffles reviews
The morning routine. "Wake me up before you go go!" ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Killing Royce King by Rosalie McCarty reviews
I smiled wickedly as I bust the door open. “Ah, my dear Royce.” I say pleasantly. The shock on his face wasn’t satisfying, but I know that he thought that it was me who was killing off his... friends.' My interpretation of Rosalie's journey to revenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Sex Addicts Anonymous! by Katxo reviews
Carisle is fed up with Emmet and Rosalie’s overly expressive sexual relationship, so he decides to send them to private sessions for sex addicts anonymous! Em&R, A&J, E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Fabric by janya.wrote.nightrose reviews
Fate wove his thread for a long time alone." The story of the Twilight Saga from afar, as told by Fate. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sunkissed by maseykeredith reviews
Bella returns from the beach with a horrible sunburn. What will Edward do to help soothe it? Pure fluff, BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Near Wild Heaven by greenlemons reviews
Bella is in heaven and spends her whole time watching Edward from above. What she's doing is wrong especially when she can't help herself from touching him...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,915 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Safe by Riniel o Imladris reviews
Her heartbeat drums incessantly in my skull. The scent of her blood is maddening. My whole body is tense, coiled like a snake, poised to strike. My throat is on fire. Experience the perspective of a newborn vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,341 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Alice - Complete
DON'T CLICK ME! by Awesomeness 101 reviews
Don't do it! Don't! You will regret it! I'm telling you! Don't click this!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
The Chess Game by clarinet-alto-4ever reviews
A chess game between Alice and Edward Cullen is more than a strategy game; it's a mind game . . . literally! A short one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
OCD is a good thing! by Awesomeness 101 reviews
OCD Obsessive Cullen Disorder is very misunderstood. I can show you how it is a good thing!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
A Cake For Edward by Tuz Farkinca reviews
Elizabeth prepares a cake and presents for Edward's sixth birthday. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
No Air by teamjasper reviews
I just go bored one night and started thinking how life would be without twilight. I hope you like R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
TOW Emma's Favorite Song by writerchic16 reviews
..One-shot.. Young Emma writes an essay on what her favorite song is and why…earning her a reprimanding from the teacher.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Amputated at the Neck by Minisinoo reviews
An empath's thoughts about a telepath. Jasper's private concerns regarding Edward and Bella as they race towards marriage.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Pilgrim by Eowyn77 reviews
Carlisle's arrival in the New World involves some interesting characters. For the President's Day Challenge on SillyBella's Twilight Challenges forum: Write a story about a Cullen "rubbing elbows" with a famous historical figure.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2008
St Valentine's Day by topaz addiction reviews
Snippets of how Emmett and Rosalie's, Japer and Alice's and Edward and Bella's Valentines Day went.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
First Day by Nails For Biting reviews
I had the idea of what would happen when Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie went to a new high school after Bella was changed, so here it is!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Cherub by Eowyn77 reviews
Edward, Bella, and Alice get some more "exposure" to Solimena's paintings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
A Human Heart by Shadow Sakura reviews
Short oneshot. Edward asks Bella a question that's been bothering him for some time.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Bella's heat by Maydrei reviews
When the hottest night of the summer strikes, will Edward be able to keep his cool as Bella begs him to hold her close?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Fair Game by Eowyn77 reviews
Edward got more experience resisting physical temptation while living in Alaska than Bella could ever imagine or would want to know. Written before the release of Eclipse, but otherwise true to canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,845 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
A Mother by Butterscotch82 reviews
Esme's reflections on being a mother, preTwilight to New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
An Angel's Torment by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
Edward's thoughts and fears come out while he watches Bella sleep. What does the monster inside him have to say? Can he accept Bella's fate of becoming a cold one? Angst & Fluff. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
I'll Vote No by sillybella reviews
Inside Rosalie's head.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
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Letting You Go reviews
In his existence, Edward had never known such happiness as he experiences now. Sheer untainted joy...but is it that simple? ONE-SHOT AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bet I Can! reviews
Alice and Rose have a bet. The bet is to not touch their husbands for a month. Both are confident that they can win. But can they? Read to find out! Set 1 year after Breaking Dawn. Canon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Rosalie, Alice
Conversations reviews
Charlie comes home one day to hear a certain conversations between Bella and...nope not Edward......but EMMETT! Not AU. All cannon pairings. Charlie's POV. Rated T for Charlie's overly active imagination D ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
God Must Hate Me reviews
We all know Tyler tried to take Bella to Prom, 'tried' being the key word here. So, this is Tyler's POV one that night and how he was shot down. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Tyler - Complete
Cullens in Trouble reviews
The Cullens have finally done it and Esme has been called to the principal's office. What have they done this time? ESME POV Normal Pairings ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Esme - Complete