I love:fanfiction, lady gaga, Adam lambert,QAF ,Tokio hotel, twins-Bill and Tom Kaulitz, Twins- John and edward Grimes (jedward)J. K rowling/ harry potter ( i used to obsess over the books)
Fave TV shows- Supernatural,Charmed, Heroes,Friends,How i met your mother,The big bang theory,CSI all of em, , Angel, Smallville basically the list is endlesss
MY fave authors- Darren Shan, Lemony Snicket , Jacqueline Wilson, JR Tolkkein , Stephenie meyer
Chris: The womb? He had powers from the womb? Great! It's not like I have an Inferiority complex with him already. Thank you!
Piper: Well, you'll be happy to know that..you're a boy!
Phoebe: If Piper ever does get her memory back, she's gonna kill you.
Paige: I can only deal with one whacked-out sister at a time.
Angel of Destiny: We Angels of Destiny don’t normally intervene…only in extraordinary situations. (Pauses) Mozart age seven…. Michelangelo…. Albert Einstein…(sighs)…Brittany Spears.
Drake Robin: the point is, Leo and Piper’s love, its epic, its massive. Its Romeo and Juliet, Antony and Cleopatra, Brad and Jennifer.
Piper: all tragedies, I might add.
Paige: bug spray! I shoulda used bug spray
Piper (to Leo, after Wyatt has shrunk them both): I 'll handle Wyatt. This needs a mother's touch. (Yells) Wyatt Matthew Halliwell, you will stop this nonsense right now!
Chris orbs in directly in front of Piper and Phoebe.
The next one I don't exactly like, but watching reruns, and knowing all the facts, it brought tears to my eyes. I was crying for at least an hour.
Chris: Looks like we're one big happy family again.
See! I feel the tears coming just typing it. In 'Spin City' Leo got what he deserved in my opinion.
Piper:You're the only Halliwell that actually likes earthquakes.
Phoebe: Piper, you should just relax and let it happen.
Phoebe(to Darryl): We just need to borrow your soul for a couple hours. It's perfectly safe really. Your body will just slip into a coma and as long as we get your soul back in time, you'll be fine. Just a little headache, that's all. So, whaddya say?
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"I'm not crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference"
"A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again."
"A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them."
"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over."
"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."
'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'
'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'
'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'
Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'
'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'
'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'
'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore study to be evil.'
'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'
'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'
'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'
'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'
'I read for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'
'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'
'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'
'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'
'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'
If you cry I cry. If you laugh I laugh. If you jump out a window I laugh harder.'
'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'
these are funny!!
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either
"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house..LOL
The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend moneY
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off
You laugh at me because I´m different
If I wanna try to count the ways
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