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Joined 02-17-09, id: 1841442, Profile Updated: 07-03-10
Author has written 17 stories for Winnie-the-Pooh, Harry Potter, Beetlejuice, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Twilight, Sweeney Todd, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Coraline, Labyrinth, iCarly, and Edward Scissorhands.

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Assassin's Creed 2 Messed up Version by Necros of Shadow reviews
My abridge of AC2. Contains violance and swearing so dont read if you dont like. Review!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010
Sketches of Ezio by EDGE-HANGER reviews
...Ezio on crack.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010
Winnie the Pooh and the Sex Vampires by DoomsdayJesus reviews
A dark night for Winnie the Pooh.
Crossover - Twilight & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edward
Halflife Fulllife Consequences: Free Man by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman has to make the ultamate choose to save humens and Henry Freeman
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Teletubby Tales: Breakfast by EvilMentalHamster reviews
Tinky chats to Dipsy......................Tinky is a perv.
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Klaatu and Gort by Berlitza reviews
Just what title say.
The Day The Earth Stood Still - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Dark Night by EvilMentalHamster reviews
Thieves run into trouble
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Poke Chowder by Marios Kiss reviews
Just read it.
Chowder - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009
Baby Blues by Sky-Pirate-Tat reviews
Layton/Luke, Mpreg The most perplexing of puzzles,an insane hypothesis. . .men don't give birth.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Chowder goes to the bathroom by Phantomsato103 reviews
Chowder goes to the bathroom and fall asleep. Funny. First Story.
Chowder - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Snape's Fart by Lico-chan reviews
What happens when Snape's farted? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Hope by PaulThomasAnderson reviews
A beautiful love story about robots and how their beautiful love story is also the earth's beautiful love story. Has some explicit aka: incredibly arousing stuff in it though. RxR plz!
WALL-E - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Pucca is a crazy mofo! XD LOL GO PUCCA by I love Michael Jackson reviews
Pucca is pushed too far! GASP!
Pucca - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Step into the bad side by shar2 reviews
blue is tired of nice boys she wants a badass
Blue's Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/28/2007
Lucky Charms by flickaP reviews
Read and see...
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Blue's Clues Unrated by the 6ft dick reviews
One of the weirdest and most twisted blue's clues you will ever read!
Blue's Clues - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Cribs by Georgiana1234 reviews
Yo yo yo MTV, come check out my banging crib, MC carlisle shows you round his estate
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2007
Ribbon is PREGNANT by diesir reviews
After Kirby defeated the Great Threat Ribbon became her wife. Now she is a pregnant. But who is the father? A Kirby creature you say? That can also mean... Metaknight! Third Final? chapter has the SONG
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Red Eye in 15 Minutes by Aoi Dragon reviews
A hilariously funny summary parody of Red Eye. If anyone has found the Movies in 15 Minutes on Livejournal, that is where the idea came from. Credit to Cleo! One shot.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Cookie by Sly is mine reviews
whatever
Sly Cooper - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Oblongs vs Tony 2 by ToTaL hAwTi SlAsH lUvR reviews
The sequal 2 the other Oblongs vs. Tony fic.
Oblongs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
American Sad by McGeesJabberwock reviews
What if American Dad wan't funny and lighthearted, but depressing and miserable?
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
TRU CONFESIONS no not the movie lol by READMYFICSPLZZZ reviews
THIS IS YAERS LLATER FOSTERES WEN WILT FEELS AL ALONE LIKE NO1 LIKES HIM, HE RUNS AWAY! AND BLOU CONFESS 2 MAC HIS LOV!E!
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Kirby Gets Full! by Nimmi reviews
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2002
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Edward Scissorhands reviews
he has scissors
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2009
iCarly reviews
Lewbert
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009
Sarah's Surprise reviews
Sex
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2009
Bella and da gay Penis reviews
lol
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/25/2009
Wybie and the Bear reviews
Wybie gets what he deserves. From the movie, y'all.
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009
Klaatu Has a Secret reviews
It will change his life 4eva! :O
The Day The Earth Stood Still - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2009
Sweeney Todd reviews
Toby has a problem. Can Mrs. Lovett handle it before she finds out what Sweeney has been doing to Toby?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2009
Edward's Gotta Poop reviews
Edward has to poop really badly. Will he make it to the restroom in time?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2009
Winnie the Pooh and the Swine Flu Too reviews
Yeah.....
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2009
The Joker Needs Pads reviews
The Joker desperately needs pads. Will he get one in time before he meets his boyfriend for a date?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Joker - Complete
Batman reviews
Stupid
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Beetlejuice reviews
From the movie.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3/14/2009
Harry gets AIDS reviews
Harry finds out he has AIDS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Winnie the Pooh is BADASS reviews
Pooh's bad-ass.
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete