Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Heroes.
USED TO BE SOLSTICE CULLEN!
My name: Aisha Gwyn, pronounced A-sha Gwen. No need to know my last name.
Age: Me to know, you to... not.
Where I live: Canada. I refuse to be any more specific then that.
I'm related to The Witch of Plum Hollow (her real name was Elizabeth Barnes). If you don't know who that is LOOK IT UP.
I'm known for random outbursts.
MY PROFILES ON OTHER THINGS:
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson."
HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. (Or wherever you're from)
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.
THINGS I SHIP:
I'll ship anything that's well-written, but these are a few examples. Also, I suffer from chronic multi-shipping.
Percy/Nico, Percy/Leo, Percy/Thalia, Percy/Rachel, Percy/Calypso, Rachel/Nico, Leo/Jason, Leo/Reyna, Captide, Silena/Clarisse, Silena/Beckendorf, Jason/Reyna, Percy/Bianca, Percy/Zoë, Artemis/Zoë, Percy/Reyna, Percy/Octavian, Percy/Nico/Thalia
Canon pairings lol *is boring*
Tohru/Momiji, Tohru/Hatori, Akito/Hatori
Harry/Luna, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Fleur, Harry/Ginny, Harry/Daphne, Draco/Ginny, Luna/Neville, Ginny/Neville, Hermione/Neville
Bella/Alice, Bella/Rosalie, Bella/Jacob
Avatar: The Last Airbender:
Canon, Zuko/Aang, Toph/Aang
Naruto/Sakura, Naruto/Sasuke, Naruto/Sakura/Sasuke, Naruto/Sakura/Hinata
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like fire.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Percussive Maintenance- The art of wacking the crap out of an electronic devise to get it to work again
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
A man was talking with God.
Man: God, is it true that one day to us is a thousand years to you?
Man: So, like, a dime is like a Thousand dollars to you?
God: Yes, my son.
Man: God, can I have a dime?
God:I'll get back to you on that tomorrow.
(If you didn't get this joke, keep reading it and figure it out yourself. Copy and Past this on your profile if you want a 'dime' (A.K.A. A Thousand Dollars)
"Up is down? Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful." - Jack Sparrow
Dr. Spencer Reid: (walks into his hotel room with a box, surprised to see Rossi and Morgan there) What are you guys doing here?
Derek Morgan: Hey. What's it look like we're doing?
Dr. Spencer Reid: Uh, breaking into my room and watching Days of Our Lives.
David Rossi: The Young and the Restless.
Palmer: (at a sexual harassment seminar) Uh, what if, part of your job includes, touching naked people and...
Woman teaching seminar: (quickly) Oh, that's inappropriate at any time!
Palmer: Even if they're dead?
Woman: Why are you touching dead naked people?
Jenny: We have let a robot killer humvee loose on the streets of Washington!
Booth: "Casu Consulto". What does that mean?
Brennan: "Accidentally on purpose".
Booth: Why do you know things like this?
"I'm not part of any organization that has initials." - Mr. Bennet
"Tell him about the guy from the future."
"He is the guy from the future!"
- Isaac, Peter
"Dad left you a fortune. What was so important that you had to steal it? You know what, I don't care!"
- Nathan, Angela
"Last time I fought Sylar, he killed me" -Peter
"You threw me off of a 30-story building! If I didn't regenerate I'd be dead!"
"Well, you could have flown."
- Peter, Claude
"Niki's not here right now." -Jessica... possibly the creepiest line ever
"Okay, technically, I'm a serial killer." -Sylar
Tony: Oh, I get it boss. It's a black ship.
Ziva: Black sheep?
Tony: No. They don't exist.
Ziva: Oh, I've seen black sheep.
Tony: No. I said black ship not sheep. Clearly the U.S. Navy is still intent on pulling the wool over the eyes of the American people
Tony: (singing) Baa Baa black ship have you any wool? Yes sir. Yes sir, but in order to see it you're going to need top secret government clearance
Special Agent Timothy McGee: So, pirates that weren't really pirates, who were actually Russian sailors, were on a covert mission to steal a Navy research ship that wasn't actually a Navy research ship in order to get back nuclear weapons that we thought they didn't think we had retrieved?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Uh-huh.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Okay.
Claire: Dan shouldn't assume he's going to be mayor. I checked the bylaws; Dan could lose.
Mike: To Bud? He's dead
-Dan For Mayor
Dan: Yeah, every time a bus hits someone or something, I come up aces.
Claire: Best not to say that too much
-Dan For Mayor
Dan: Can I have the shift back?
Dan: No, no, wait, I've got a good excuse. The reason I didn't want it in the first place was because I thought it would be awkward for me there with Claire and Mike. But now, I have a date with somebody else; I'm moving on, that's healthy, that's good! But I've got to meet a guy to find out if he's gay so he can back my campaign, and he's going to be at the engagement party. And the only way I can get out of the date without looking like an idiot is to work the shift.
Charlie: (looking confused) And the good excuse is...?
-Dan For Mayor
Dan: See, when you commit, good things happen.
Jeff: Ah, when you commit, and there's a freak weather occurrence, good things happen.
Dan: Mine would make a better inspirational poster
-Dan For Mayor
Nathan: Come on. Look, we're a bunch of young offenders and not one of us knows how to steal a car? That is pathetic.
JJ: Have you ever actually felt a baby kick? (she puts his hand on her belly) Do you feel that?
Reid: Does that freak you out?
JJ: No, not at all. Why, does it freak you out?
Reid: Very much so.
Claire: Okay, say, you're at the interview. And I'm the interviewer and you're the interviewee.
Noah: Oh, are we really...
Claire: Tell me, Mr. Bennet, what do you think your greatest strength as a salesman is?
Noah: Well, if they won't buy from me, I can always just shoot them.
"Nathan": Every time there's a secret buried someplace, I find you with a shovel behind your back.
Angela: You should write Mother's Day cards.
"Everyone dies. Well, almost everyone. Papa Petrelli,Mama Bennett, Mr. Muggles... What's your brother's name again? Larry?"
"Right. He's gonna die, too."
- Sylar, Claire
"You have raised the evil incarnate bar to an entirely new level. Thank you for giving me something to strive for."
Hi. My name is Sylar. It's been about six weeks or so since I've seen my body and I want it back." - Sylar, (to Matt's counseling group)
"Pigeon, help me."
"Sorry, I got plans for this little piece of paper, Pikachu."
"Pikachu?! Excuse me!"
- Hiro, (to Tracy Strauss, whom he then punches in the face
"I'm comfortable with morally gray." - Noah
"I heal. It's like what I do."
"With great power comes...great need to take a nap. Wake me up in an hour." -Nico di Angelo The Last Olympian
“I looked down at my clothes. They were slashed to pieces and full of bullet holes, but I was fine. Not a mark on me.
Nico's mouth hung open. "You just . . . with a sword . . . you just—"
"I think the river thing worked," I said.
"Oh gee," he said sarcastically. "You think?”-Nico and Percy, The Last Olympian
“We need music," Nico said. "How's your singing?"
"Um, no. Can't you just, like, tell it to open? You're the son of Hades and all."
"It's not so easy. We need music."
I was pretty sure if I tried to sing, all I would cause was an avalanche.” -Nico and Percy, The Last Olympian
“You know what would help this boy?" Demeter mused. "Farming."
Persephone rolled her eyes. "Mother-"
"Six months behind a plow. Excellent character building.” -Demeter and Persephone, The Last Olympian
"This is what ice does in Texas. It -freaking- melts." -Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero
"So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the best time to bring up my psycho babysitter."
"Is that another joke?” -Leo and Piper Mclean, The Lost Hero
"Oh. I mean... Oh, cool! Suffering? I love suffering! Let's do this." -Leo, The Lost Hero
“Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.” -Leo, The Lost Hero
“Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes and putting babies in roaring fires. Yeah, definitely let's unleash her rage. Great idea.” -Leo, The Lost Hero
"So, the whole not dating thing- is that like always or more of a seasonal thing or what?"Leo, The Lost Hero
I may or may not be posting a new story under PJatO and completely changing my story "Heroes/Twilight spoof"(and giving it a better name xD).