Author has written 4 stories for Bleach, Naruto, Star Wars, Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス>, Ghost Rider, Ikki Tousen/一騎当千, High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, and Avengers.
'TTFN. Ta Ta For Now' Joker from.' The Batman'
'There are three elements that define a monster. The first is appearance, which we all judge. The second is power, which we all fear. The finally ingredient is the most important element of all, a personality.' Me
'It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic... Oh what the heck I'll laugh anyway. AHA HA HA HA!' Joker from Batman: The Animated Series
'None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me.' Rorscharh from the Watchmen
'As I always say an enemy is just a friend who is trying to kill you.' Geeker from Project G.E.E.K.E.R.
'Dear Diary, boy did I learn a lesson! When a happy clown offers to take you to the circus, Just say no.' Geeker from Project G.E.E.K.E.R.
'All the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' I'll look down and whisper, 'No.' Rorschach from the Watchmen
'It's not God who kills the Children, It's not fate that butchers them or Destiny that feeds them to dogs. It was us and only us.' Rorschach from the Watchmen
'Men get arrested. Dogs get put down.' Rorschach from the Watchmen, the Movie
'Killing folks is easy. Being politically correct is a pain in the ass.' Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff Dunham
'Pirates are evil!! The Marines are righteous!! These terms have always changed throughout the course of history...!! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values!! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground!! Justice will prevail, you say!? But of course it will!! Whoever wins this war becomes justice!!' Doflamingo from One Piece.
'From your Lips to God's Ears' Choukou Shikou from Battle Vixen.
'People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts ... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?'Itachi Uchiha from Naruto.
'Karma's a bitch.'Naomi from the Witchblade.
'Everyone dumps their pity on me. They have no idea how much that hurts me. It's like stomping on an open wound.' Nnoitra Jiruga from Bleach.
'As a lazy tailor would say, suit yourself!'Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb.
'I...KILL...YOU!!! I KILL YOU TILL YOU'RE DEAD!!! That's worse!!!' Achmed The Dead Terrorist from Jeff Dunham.
'Stand Still, I need to Crush You.' Mr. Tinkles from Cats and Dogs.
'Don't Worry, They won't hurt you. Unless they decide to hurt you.' Billy From The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
'All living creatures place their faith in someone more powerful than them and they cannot survive unless they blindly follow that person. The recipient of that faith then seeks out someone in an even higher position in order to escape from the pressure. That person then seeks out someone even more powerful that he must put his faith in. In this way all kings are born and in this way all Gods are born. Do not believe in me yet, Hirako Shinji for now I shall slowly teach you who the God is that you will put your faith in. Believing in me comes after that.' Sousuke Aizen From Bleach.
'Lets Get Dangerous.' Darkwing Duck From Darkwing Duck
'Oh Good, Just what I was looking for, Victims' Machinedramon from Digimon
'What a touching display of friendship. I think I'm going to cry. I think I'm going to destroy You!' Daemon from Digimon.
'They Say, Stories Come from Somewhere.' Professor Banner from YU-GI-OH! GX
Funny Ass Quotes
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.
If life hands you lemons, make grape juice and watch as the world wonders how you did it.
Procrastinators Unite! ...tomorrow.
Stop Global Whining!
Sarcasm is just another free service we offer
When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemy.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
Light travels faster than sound, that's why people appear bright until you hear them speak
Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
The word "politics" is derived from the word "poli", meaning "many", and "tics", meaning "small, blood-sucking parasites".
You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!
Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?
Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Screw the rules! I have money!
Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?
God creates dinosaurs. God destroy dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherit the Earth! (Wait! Aren't the dinosaurs still alive?)
Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.
Don't poke the plot holes!
This is pointless, like sports. Some guys throw a ball around and the world pays to applaud.
I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!
We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.
They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the rest of the world wonder how you made it.
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 13. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't...
Chuck Norris Facts
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
When Ranma Saotome killed the Phoenix God King Saffron, Chuck Norris, being a half a world away, looked up in pride, smiled and said “that’s my boy!”
Chuck Norris has a Chance in Hell.
Originally the Joker was Chuck’s arch-foe, but one roundhouse kick later, his skin turned white, his hair green and he headed for Gotham.
You really want to know how Joker got those scars? Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face.
The reason why Outworld hadn’t went for their tenth win against Earth realm is because Raiden threatened to get Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can defeat Darkside’s optic blasts with a roundhouse kick. (There os a pic of this on Deviantart.com)
Chuck got Sparda, Dante’s father, out of hell.
Master Chief is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was sent ten thousand years to the past, met and married a goddess who in turn gave him a daughter. We know the child as: Sailor Moon.
Chuck doesn’t wash his dishes, they get clean out of fear.