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Joined 02-17-09, id: 1841664, Profile Updated: 10-10-17
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, Fight Club, Mortal Instruments, and Morganville Vampires.

I am officially "retired" from fanfic. It's been fun, yo! I don't plan on pulling my fics, though it's something I may consider in the future.

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Thanks for reading and reviewing and pimping my stories! Love ya!

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"For all the tears women shed, they leave no mark on the world."- Igraine, The Mists of Avalon

"Also there was something vampiric about rock music. It must have sounded supernatural even to those who don't believe in the supernatural. I mean the way the electricity could stretch a single note forever; the way harmony could be layered upon harmony until you felt yourself dissolving in the sound. So eloquent of dread it was, this music. The world just didn't have it in any form before." - Lestat, The Vampire Lestat

"...and I was in a mood to destroy something beautiful." - Narrator, Fight Club


Note - For the record. I have no issues with people downloading my fics. Feel free. I also don't care if you distribute them or print them out. Just keep in mind that it's not that hard to track down plagiarizers.

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In the Pines by Soleil2 reviews
They all loved her. One of them killed her. AH/AU - PULLED
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20363 - Favs: 13,651 - Follows: 5,581 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Face The Music by auroraluna1 reviews
Unfortunate circumstances force Bella to return home to face her past relationship disaster. Will she believe the truth when it is staring her in the face or will she believe those determined to keep her from the love of her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,716 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,579 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unlikely Meeting by giselle-lx reviews
April Fool! Full title: The Unlikely Meeting of Edwistian Greysen and Anabella Stolen, a Parody.
Crossover - Twilight & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Complete
To Be Stabbed In The Front by forevergold reviews
A friend should be a master at guessing and keeping still." - Friedrich Nietzsche. It's all a facade: a girl searching,a stranger who doesn't know what she wants and a boy who is just trying to get out. In Forks, none of this seems possible. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,357 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella - Complete
A Voice in the Darkness by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. ***Please see warning before reading.*** My name is Isabella. Just Isabella. Everything has been taken from me. I am one of the unseen. I am one of the unheard. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 183 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Bella - Complete
Every October by larin20 reviews
The prophecy cast: "She will be born for you." Years of observance turned into love and Edward Cullen could not stay away anymore. Now she needs his protection. How can Edward deny his fate when he is the only one that can save her? A/U Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,504 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9319 - Favs: 9,332 - Follows: 5,085 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Treading Water by larin20 reviews
Edward Masen is a broken man and wants nothing to do with Bella after she left him for college. Five years later Charlie is sick and dying. He enlists Edwards help to bring Bella home after graduation. Road Trip! ExB, OOC but Cannon later A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 156,656 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sweet Relief by Miss Snazzy reviews
Bella couldn’t take the pain anymore and decided to kill herself. But what will happen when she fails and sees Edward at school the following day? Will that be enough to prevent another attempt? Rated for dark themes. AU for New Moon. Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,087 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
To the Highest Bidder by RainyGirl1978 reviews
1849 CA "Bella he loves you! He'll make sure you're taken care of!" Bella runs from an arranged marriage to make her own way only to wind up in something much more sinister. Can she escape & find love & purpose? Mature themes, minor violence/abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,513 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Serve and Protect by akeim reviews
When Bella's father is shot in the line of duty, she rushes back home to Forks. There she meets Edward Cullen, Charlie's #1 Deputy. Edward remains haunted by the loss of his parents' murder years ago. Can two strangers help each other heal? AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,893 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Human Nature by MadamePlume reviews
Nominated in The Moonlight Awards for Best All-Human. The Cullen family stumble across a naked and bloodied young woman in the forest. She has no apparent memory, cannot communicate, and seems to be completely primal. Who is the girl they now call Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,534 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009
Ars Moriendi by vanilladoubleshot reviews
Edward and Bella thought they would have forever. Instead, Edward is teaching Bella a ghostly lesson in ars moriendi... "the art of dying." AU; mixed POV; lemons; MCD at onset. Some mild/dream-state DubCon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
This Sort of Thing Just Doesn't Exist by i.heart.the.doctor reviews
Summary: After the death of Renee Bella has no choice but to live with Charlie in Forks. There she finds out there is more to this universe than she ever imagined. Along the way she learns more about her self and about romance. First fanfic. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,532 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009
The Voices by Miss Snazzy reviews
When life gives you a slightly crazed angel with a thirst for blood, what do you do? You bury the evidence in the backyard. AU. Rated for violence, gore, and sexual content. My entry for the Mentalward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,754 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2587 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
begrudged by wtvoc reviews
AU. forget everything they told you about true love. sometimes, everything they tell you is a well-intentioned lie. by WTVOC and JANDCO.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,622 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned by jennde reviews
Edward Cullen has plans, and he's going to stick to them. Then Bella Swan comes to town and makes him realize that sometimes life doesn't turn out like you thought it would.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 307 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waves of Lust by i.heart.the.doctor reviews
This is a lemon for Shalinda. Edward isn't happy with the attention Jacob has been giving her so he shows her how she's his on a small boat on the middle of a lake.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fallen Swan by SallyJupiter reviews
Winner: SilentTearAward BestForbiddenLove. Bella dedicates her life to unfurling the mystery behind the death of her best friend after her father is removed as sheriff. But an unwanted distraction sets her on an unexpected course. Homage to Veronica Mars
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,342 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
He Will Never Touch You Like This by Edward the Dark Angel reviews
WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 222 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Morganville Bits and Bites reviews
Short stories to expand on the canon of Morganville Vampire books. Multiple POVS. Probably.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 10/2
Jasper's Girl reviews
Between the loss of one life and the beginning of another, something grows between friends.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,866 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First reviews
Companion to Jasper's Girl. Edward POV. "Look, Bella." He kept his eyes on his lap as he spoke. "Six years ago, when you were first moving into that tiny studio apartment above the Laundromat, I saw you first."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Edward, Bella
The Princess, the Apple, and the Sacred Tree reviews
An evil queen's jealously forces a beautiful princess to flee for her life. ***Best Villain - Twisted Twilight Tales Contest***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,172 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Make This Go On Forever reviews
Things get out of hand after Clary rushes to Jace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Good Riddance : The Twilight 25 reviews
My entries for the third round of the Twilight 25. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cursed reviews
I swore on the River Styx as I passed, that I would do anything to save Isabella's life." Written for the Black Balloon Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Accidental Threesome reviews
Sex is just...awkward. One Shot written for the AwkWard Contest.**Third Place Peoples' Choice Winner**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Applicant reviews
****Out of this World Contest 1st Place Winner****. Fight Club isn’t enough for Edward anymore. He needs more. Rated M
Crossover - Fight Club & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward - Complete
A Night in Friday Harbor reviews
Outtake from 'Stripped' for Fandom Gives Back Auction. Bella and Edward's wedding night. Full of lip puckering lemony goodness. RATED M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stripped reviews
Edward and Bella both nearly lose their lives when they lose their first loves. Can they find a reason to live in each other or will their relationship send one of them over the edge? OOC, ExB, AH. Rated M. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 261,045 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Stripped Outtakes and Other Randomness reviews
A Collection of outtakes from our fic Stripped!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete