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Joined 02-17-09, id: 1841861, Profile Updated: 07-04-12
Author has written 3 stories for X-Men, and Assassin's Creed.

So then... haven't been here in... several years. Welcome to the third Tumblr Challenge Gate. One of these things is not like the others. Once you find it, replace the spaces with hyphens and you may plug it in as my tumblr url.


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Okay, apparently I can do nothing to remove this funny 'microsoft false false' thing, so all I can do now is welcome it as another quirky aspect of my profile.

I'm hoping against hope that people are going to come to my profile and read this rather than just hating me and leaving it at that. Letting you know that I haven't given up on writing New Plan, it's just that the computer I was writing it on has had a breakdown and now I can't access it. My computer savy uncle is trying his hardest to save everything we had stored in the computers memory, but until then I only have copies of the first chapter on other computers. Hopefully I learn from this and constantly email story updates to myself. Sorry for this, and I hope to be able to continue writing it soon.

Howdy y’all! I’m guessing this is the space where I’m meant to talk about myself… Seems pretty self centred, but then again, I am self centred, so who am I to complain?

I’m based in Australia, which might explain why I spell ‘mum’ with a U.

School has just started to pick up the pace as we head towards exams, so I’ve started using fan fiction as a bit of a stress reliever. I’m going to try update regularly (but only if people are actually reading, and letting me know what they think), but sometimes you might have to wait longer while I battle my way through severe cases of writer’s block (I swear it's chronic).

On the subject of my penname, I had one hell of a time trying to figure out what I would use. For a while I was considering BiC, because it's a brand of pen, making it a literal pen name. My commerce teacher discouraged me from using that, though I think he thought I said 'biff'. So my thoughts went along the lines of 'Lord of the Sheep', but with living so close to New Zealand, I thought people might take it the wrong way. My mum suggested I just change the animal to alpacas, and I thought that was good enough for a while, but after further discouragement from one of my friends, that name was scrapped too.

Finally, though, I think I've found the perfect name for me.

I think I just scored abysmally low on the 'withstanding peer pressure' test by simply telling that story...

Without further ado, I give you me in a nutshell (and believe me, it’s a pretty tight squeeze).


P.S. You have no idea how hard it was for me to force myself to spell ‘howdy’ correctly…


Favourite TV Shows:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer


Doctor Who



Black Books

Freaks and Geeks


True Blood


West Wing


Favourite Books:

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson


Toni Morisson stuff

Vera Brittain's War Diaries

The Mortal Instruments

Shakespeare (Plays, but they're going here so I don't have to make a seperate section).


Favourite Movies:

Garden State


Jurassic Park

Karate Kid

Desk Set

The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe

The Lady Spanishes

Josie and the Pussycats

The Dish

Benny and Joon

Favourite Games:

Assassin's Creed




Deus Ex

Batman: Arkham City

Favourite Fandoms:

All of them.

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and George by reviews
What happens to George once the Fred of Fred and George is killed? This, in my own twisted opinion
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,256 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 11/16/2009 - George W., OC
Well That Explained A Lot by reviews
"Seth, tell me you don't actually shapeshift into a giant wolf and you've formed some permanent connection with me I wasn't even aware of." "..." And then I exploded. And he exploded. And we were both giant wolves. Well...That explained a hell of a lot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 52,980 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Seth
X Men 101 by huffle-bibin reviews
Two girls from the "real world" fall into the X-men's world. It's a bit like driving for the first time- you either pass or you fail. Sort- of Co-written by Gray Streaked Fur.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,436 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009
Saving the World One Animus at a Time by BlazyBatty reviews
What starts off as normal day ends up with me in a vitual Renaissance reliving my great-great-infinate-great grandma's life. Invasive much? But all this is because of a stupid evil machine. Let's see how many time I can break it without dying!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010
Is that a Pistol in your Pocket? by NotSrsBsns reviews
No story. No plot. Who said saving the world had to be a serious venture? A series of one-shots that have nothing to do with each other. Collaborative fic.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake
Small Moments in the Middle of Big Stories by alikat522 reviews
This is a set of drabbles for Avatar: The Last Airbender. No storyline, no overarching theme, no set amount of stories. Just small scenes of what could have been happening on the sides.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010
Remembering by Fancy Pants Penguin Jiao-Jie reviews
Azula is still trying to recover after her return home, and one thing she hasn't been able to do again, is fire bend. One night while trying she gets help from an unexpected source, who imparts some of his wisdom. Oneshot! Rating for my paranoia.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Azula - Complete
Anxiety by Fancy Pants Penguin Jiao-Jie reviews
Oneshot. Kind of bittersweet reflection before a young woman's royal Fire Nation wedding. Its probably not what you think and if it counts for anything, I'm pretty happy with how this turned out. n.n
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Complete
DoubleT CJ by DeathMcGunz reviews
-Complete- Tommy, Tanya, Coleen and James. Four friends, hundreds of zombies, and one mustang.
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,139 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Complete
Hammering Out a Wedding by Robert DeWarren reviews
When Hammer meets the perfect man for her, she agrees to marry him. HammerxOC Hammer-Sparrow freindship
Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hammer, Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake - Complete
Allergies by WeepingAngel123 reviews
Post Journey's End. Rose Tyler: 23, human and sick of the Universe. Quite ;iterally. The Doctor: 905, Time Lord and a lonely traveller. Follow their story, as they battle against completely different things all for the one same purpose - to be together
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,378 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Rose T.
Halloween by Blacks Bitch reviews
This story is dedicated to all those we lost or fell victim on account of the horrors of this night in 1981. Based on the true events and information J.K. Rowling already gave us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,274 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Scarlet Sunrise by theewriter reviews
The Sun rises, To another day, But when the Witch comes out, All light goes away...
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009
Gather Them In by sylphxpression reviews
Just a short fic about a time when Kurt Wagner is feeling sort of depressed, and looks to his faith for help, and finds it. We can't beat him up all the time people! Let 'im recoup! If you're offended by religion, just don't read it. :
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
Stephenie Westerfeld by CluelessLover reviews
A horrible misunderstanding in understanding the definition of the word 'vampire' has been made. This is extremely bad for Cal. Extremely short crackfic.
Peeps - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Detention with Professor Longbottom by jncar reviews
After hexing two of his classmates, the last thing Teddy Lupin expects is to spend his detention having a heart to heart with Professor Longbottom. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Neville L., Teddy L. - Complete
Attack of the Boredom Deamons by Cougar9 reviews
Boredom Deamons infest my highschool. What ta do what ta do. Charmed,Angel, Buffy, they all, we'll go to the XMen! General insanity. funfic tho. i prettied up the format. R&R, PLZ!
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2005
Lucky Me by Rui reviews
Original character. Told from character's POV. It's not all roses and jokes when you get 'recruited' to the X mansion, any one who tells you other wise should be shot.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 108 - Words: 379,591 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 4/22/2001 - OC, Scott S./Cyclops, Robert D./Iceman - Complete
Not Really Here by Alixtii reviews
Sometimes memories have a life of their own. Onehundredword drabble set in the 2nd season of BtVS.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Dawn S., Drusilla - Complete
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Assassin's Creed Challenge reviews
A series of random stories based around Assassin's Creed. No plot or storyline of any kind. Some of them don't actually make sense I'm pretty sure...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
New Plan reviews
There comes a time in everyone's life when their plan has to change. I just wish MY plan would make up its stupid mind. It's my first, so please R&R if you can. OC, character's POV.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009
Ah Think Not reviews
A battle for control of the television ends in a way that neither participant thought it would. Just a quick story I wrote on the spur of the moment. A bit of fun. Oneshot. R&R please!
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete