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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

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NYX IS WATCHING YOU by D.Would reviews
Dans cette société prônant la surmédiatisation, Nyx se rend compte qu'elle ne possède rien hormis sa boîte crânienne pour penser. Des millions de téléspectateurs suivent les aventures de Harry, en réalité emprisonné dans le plus grand studio jamais conçu. Il évolue sous l'oeil scrutateur des caméras parmi des milliers de figurants qu'il croit être des sorciers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 273,682 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [OC, Blaise Z.]
Alea Jacta Est by SamaireLaBiche reviews
Lorsque Théodore Nott, langue-de-plombs, apprend qu'il va devoir travailler avec son ancien compagnon de dortoir Blaise Zabini sur une mission en territoire moldu, il est plus que contrarié. Et il est pourtant bien loin d'imaginer l'ampleur de ce qui l'attend. Violence, surnaturel, consommation de produits illicites & shake it bitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,108 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/26 - [Blaise Z., Theodore N.]
Street Hurt by SamaireLaBiche reviews
UA-Les rues de Paris. Un message écrit sur un mur, comme s'il s'adressait à lui. Les rues de Paris. De la peinture sur les murs, comme pour s'adresser au monde. Et si d'un naufrage l'on apprenait à nager ? Stupide. On se noyait forcement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,432 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Don't be blue by D.Would reviews
UA. - La première fois que Blaise vit Théodore, il le trouva profondément ridicule et sans intérêt. Il ignorait que cinq ans plus tard, il sera toujours en contact avec lui et attendra ses coups de fils avec impatience. Pourtant, il ne se l'avouera jamais. Il préférait de loin se laisser porter par le monde, mais aussi par Théo, surtout. Putain, il était accro. Game over, Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,462 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - [Blaise Z., Theodore N.] - Complete
Their Verdict of Vagaries by Angstier reviews
• "All who fall under your gaze become accused of a silent crime… and I am yet to understand why." -Riddle. Gray!Harry lost in love and misery. Redemption, betrayal, Death Eaters, Dumbledore & the story of Grindelwald. Voldemort's rise to power. HP/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 81 - Words: 635,223 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Trompe l'œil by Belladonna Lee reviews
HPDM Slash, OC/Albus, light Albus/Draco. A morbid painting featuring Harry as the subject leads Albus to the reclusive painter, Draco Malfoy. From the moment he steps into the painter's atelier, reality takes on the colour of memories and the surreal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Draco M., Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
All The Time In The World by Exceeds Expectations reviews
"He's given you forever, Reg," Barty says, and you have no idea what he means until the world begins to shimmer, shimmer, fade. /In which the Dark Lord thinks he can use Regulus, Barty doesn't understand, and Regulus knows how it all ends. RegulusBarty, timetravel AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Voldemort, Regulus B., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Lockers by Sara Holmes reviews
HP, DM/TN "After it happens, Harry spends hours trying to justify why he didn't just leave whilst he had a chance, or why he didn't at least turn away." SUPER EXTREME MATURE CONTENT. Yep, one of those again. WARNINGS are inside at the top, PLEASE HEED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Vestis Facit Virum by kyrilu reviews
Before the music starts, Ryan winks at Chad, touches the borrowed tie, and says, "Watch me dance, Danforth," and Chad does. Or: five times Chad and Ryan shared clothes, and the one time they didn't. Chad/Ryan.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Ryan E., Chad D. - Complete
Baba O'Riley by D.Would reviews
UA. On baise sur de la techno. On fornique sur du rock. On couche sur de la soul et on fait l'amour sur du classique , a prononcé Harry lors de sa venue au Baba O'Riley. Des mots en l'air, rythmés, qui traduisent la complexité des affaires sexuelles et amoureuses. Harry, jeune homme un peu paumé, trouve par hasard un café-librairie un jour de pluie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 295,945 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Luna L., OC] - Complete
Downing Hard Liquor by nlsdn5 reviews
Terence could describe the relationship between himself and Adrian as fiery, sweet and just like his mild fondness for alcohol, addictive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Adrian P., Terence H. - Complete
Blame it on the Boys by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Kenny McCormick has seen enough coming-of-age films to know that he doesn't want his life to be one. Take senior year, add a cute blonde in a mouth-watering pair of jeans, and sprinkle on confusing dreams to taste. Identity crises are the worst. Bunny & others.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 124,086 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Hope Dies Slowly by Exceeds Expectations reviews
When Potter dies, they keep Weasley in the dungeon of the Manor. You find yourself watching him. He never does lose hope. /AU fic, RonHermione, RonDraco, violence, torture, character death and a ridiculous lack of fluff. Apologies./ First Place in Rhythmic Gymnastics, Hogwarts Games!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Bang bang bang on the wall by Jaiga Urana reviews
Les murs ont toujours eu une place très importante dans la vie de couple de Théo et Blaise. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
Teen As Folk by Veterization reviews
Stiles/Derek oneshot, with a side of Stiles/Brian. Stiles goes back to the gay bar despite his better judgment, meets Brian Kinney, and learns that he is actually attractive to gay guys. Derek is not amused.
Crossover - Queer as Folk & Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Brian K., Stiles - Complete
And Nothing Happens by ilfreitas reviews
It wasn't perfect or smooth or fairy tale like. It just was. Blaise and Theo fit together, but not like two pieces of a puzzle. It didn't bother them, especially because neither knew what a puzzle was. Blaise/Theodore slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 12,402 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Blaise Z., Theodore N.
Counting Bodies Like Sheep by underxmyxumbrella reviews
They had been driving around aimlessly, raiding supermarkets, fighting for their lives. Killing people who were in reality no longer actual people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,920 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
she will fall once again for the feeling by emilyforprez reviews
milkoviches don't cry over dead people, or real people, or bruising fists, or knives.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Complete
a warm spot in a cold snap by emilyforprez reviews
mickey doesn't really deserve this, but he wants it all anyway.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Complete
the second friday by emilyforprez reviews
ian visits him on the second friday of every month.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Le Conte du Patient Anglais by Valdermore reviews
OS. Un homme mourant est veillé par un enfant berbère dans une ville perdue au milieu du désert, attendant l'heure de la fin. UA. Personnages OOC. HPTJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Relief by Covenmouse reviews
Seamus searches for Dean amidst the aftermath of the battle at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Cold by Veterization reviews
Harry/Cedric oneshot. As the tournament begins, Harry thinks he may have a thing for Cedric Diggory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Our Little Secret by Scribe Teradia reviews
Theo's first time isn't what he expected. Warnings: Slash, graphic sex, and more than a few helpings of angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Department of Magical Creatures Case 62637 by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
At 21, Draco Malfoy is on a journey to find his life mate, but is delayed by pesky Hufflepuffs screaming 'regulations' and 'laws'. Please, Malfoys play by their own rules. Pairings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,844 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 6/12/2005 - [Draco M., Ron W.] - Complete
Treading the Line by verymuchalive reviews
"A month or so later, he began to speak of Dean in the past tense, when he spoke of him at all." Seamus's thoughts through Deathly Hallows, in which he wonders just when optimism becomes stupidity. Seamus/Dean.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Remember To Exhale by PreventPersuadePervert reviews
A decade after Voldemort's fall, everyone has moved on with their lives and with their careers. Draco thinks that Ron has developed way beyond what he could have imagined. Slash. Language. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
When The Penny Drops by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
... Sirius was lost to the family and the cause, but James could still be saved. Of that Regulus was convinced ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Regulus B., James P. - Complete
Boys Don't Do That by Solstice Muse reviews
Harry and Ron discuss why they don't hug. Ron thinks it's simple enough - Boys don't do that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Fine Art of Poisoning by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Blaise Zabini is eight years old when he witnesses his first murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Blaise Z., Mrs. Zabini - Complete
Reparabilis by Rhyte reviews
AU. Tom Riddle makes an unorthodox attempt to reclaim something of his destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Roommates by Zxel reviews
It's like God wanted to see if he could make one boy the single most miserable boy in the cosmos and Petey won the existential raffle. Gary/Petey.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,611 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Peter K., Gary S. - Complete
Control by Zxel reviews
He’s all right with pretending. He’s been pretending for a year that he and Gary are still friends, after all. Gary/Petey, no happy ending.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
La maison des enfants fous by AnnaOz reviews
Après Poudlard, Draco se voit contraint de se dénicher un nouveau refuge, aidé par Rogue. Peu à peu, il s'habitue à sa nouvelle maison, s'y construit une autre identité qu'une fraîche arrivée pourrait démolir d'un seul souffle. Gen & het, UA, post HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
What If? by rps-lizardspock reviews
What if Barney didn't survive the bus accident? Ted's POV. Spoilers through Miracles.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Phantom Pains by Les Patacitrouilles Yaoistes reviews
Traduction. Harry avait tout : une famille, des amis, la paix. Mais il restait toujours une personne sans qui la vie n'avait aucun sens. Peut-être qu'il n'était pas fait pour vivre en paix. Slash Harry/Voldemort. Présence de Harry/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Immortal by Wuff reviews
Gellert was talking about wizard supremacy and laws to control muggles but all Albus heard was ‘we’ and ‘together’.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Violence est faite d'envie by Juklee reviews
Draco Malefoy trouve un journal, ce qu'il découvre lui laissera un goût amer. Blaise Zabini x Theodore Nott
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Hogwarts Slander by Page of Cups reviews
RonxDraco. Sometimes it doesn't take poetry and romance. Sometimes all you need is a few well selected insults and a boys' lavatory wall. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Sept : Un chiffre porte bonheur ? by hiatusgirl reviews
Draco Malfoy se multiplie par accident. Sept petits blonds aux caractères très différents mais ayant tous un point commun : ils aiment Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,960 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Si la vie est une jungle by Frudule reviews
Theodore Nott n'est personne, et tout le monde le sait. Mais qu'estce que lui veut Blaise dans ce cas? theoblaise sousentendu dracoblaise, angst
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
Petit a petit by Isil reviews
Comme les meilleures choses, cela prend du temps. Evolution de la relation entre Theodore Nott et Blaise Zabini, deux Serpentards sousexploites. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,009 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
MOO 18: Moth Effect? by Amanita Jackson reviews
Month O' Oneshots 18! Despite many technical difficulties, I soldier on! Another BlaiseTheodore, hopefully pretty cute. A little description of Theodore and what happens after Theodore sees Blaise with Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Idealism by amor-remanet reviews
Theo seeks solitude in the Room of Requirement, only to have it infiltrated. Minor SLASH. Theo NottxHermione, Theo NottxBlaise Zabini.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
Innocent by Serpentseeker reviews
Adrian PuceyTerence Higgs. SLASH. Life on the Quidditch Team is tough. Especially if you can't figure out what you feel for your teammate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Adrian P., Terence H. - Complete
A Fairy's Tale by MamaLaz reviews
Once upon a time a spoilt little princess called Draco Malfoy awaited in his tower for a prince to rescue him. But things don't quite go the way he expected... A RonDraco fairytale in rhyme.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Draco M., Ron W.
Xs and Os by TamChronin reviews
A game of tic-tac-toe. A lie about hugs and kisses. Valentine's day. And a kiss. TouyaYukito WAFF
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Yukito T., Tōya K. - Complete
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Zephyrus reviews
UA - Des averses tranchées d'éclairs secouent la ville de Londres, suite auxquelles Theodore Nott se retrouve doté de mystérieux pouvoirs. Tandis qu'il apprend progressivement à les gérer, des individus aux capacités surnaturelles se multiplient, dont Firewave, super-héros au charisme équivalent à son orgueil... que Theodore connaît en réalité très bien.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,772 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Theodore N., Blaise Z.
7 Skies Under Your Skin reviews
UA - Contraint de partir trois mois à l'étranger pour une formation, Theodore trouve un moyen de s'assurer que son petit-ami n'ira pas voir ailleurs durant cette période d'éloignement. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Bird out of Its Nest reviews
Draco a passé les quinze premières années de son existence à se complaire dans l'idée qu'il est mieux que tout le monde. C'est durant la seizième qu'il réalise qu'il ne l'est pas. Slash. OS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Some are just good at falling reviews
Goyle, la "brute sans cerveau", est amoureux. Mais son défaitisme l'amène à se tenir à l'écart, et il se met à observer avec cynisme les insipides déboires sentimentaux de son entourage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Gregory G., Luna L. - Complete
Sick and Sour reviews
On dit que les Serpentards soutiennent tous Voldemort, abhorrent tous Harry Potter et adorent tyranniser les nés-moldus. Theodore Nott doit être un mauvais Serpentard alors. Mais il s'en fout. Il n'a jamais aimé les étiquettes de toute façon. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,894 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete