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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Greetings, humans. I am not human... I am a human pretending to be a vampire. Rawr. Also, above you is a poll. Just remember that ;)

UPDATE: April 17, 2009. 9:17 AM. I have just written my first story, Renesmee's and Bella's First Meeting. Yay!!

Name:Alex (andra) or Ra

Least Favorite Twilight Book: Breaking Dawn. Seriously. Renesmee's just a huge pain in the butt. And what the heck happened to that stupid fight?

Currently: I finished Frozen, and I'm trying to work on something else (trying being the main word >.

A bit more about me: I have a dog, turtles, and a twin who is called Julia. I like big sunglasses and sparkly things (not Edward, though- I am 100 Team Jacob). I like talking, but since my keyboard is broken (it's a long story) I can't really write anymore, which is annoying.

Anything Else I'd Like to Say: I love FanFiction and my beloved polar bear army.

So yeah... uh... bye?

.: alicecullenrocksforever :. :3

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The Diaries of Scorpius Malfoy by HP.que.nette reviews
Diary? Excuse me, but I'm a Malfoy. Malfoys don't write diaries. Merlin, no. We write man-journals. .:RoseScorpius multi-chap:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,114 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Hakuna Matata by loveadubdub reviews
In which Finn, Puck, and Sam get high and watch The Lion King.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Finn H., Puck - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
A Day In Therapy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
Oh, Inverted World by DeviKalika reviews
Edward is a tortured soul with a dark past at St. Teresa's Catholic Academy in Port Angeles. What happens when he meets a girl who turns his world upside down? AU-All Human. Rated for language and graphic adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
If Twilight Was a Bit More Honest by North American Scum reviews
This is a slight reworking of the first book of the "Twilight Saga" without all the purple prose, sickening Edward worship, and general bullcrap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,271 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Hogwarts by hayya3 reviews
Welcome to Hogwarts, home of Albus Potter, Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. A place where anything can happen and things are NEVER what you expect. Continues where Book 7 left off. DH SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,864 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Magical Experience by EdwardCullen4President reviews
HPxover. Carlisle gets a letter from his old friends, Albus, asking for assistance to protect Hogwarts against the evil Voldemort. Soon, the Cullens and Jacob are off to Hogwarts. AT/AU. After BD & during OotP. Canon. E/B A/J Em/R C/Es HP/CC/GW RW/HG
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,768 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
Schola Superum by WindowChild reviews
An AU telling of the saga, in which Camp Half Blood is a college, and Percy learns of his demigod status at eighteen.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,389 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009
The L Word by loveadubdub reviews
"They're like a family. A really effed up, dysfunctional, incestuous family, but a family nonetheless." Puck's PoV on glee and all the people involved.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Puck - Complete
Butterfly by xXBrittanyXx reviews
Alice and Jasper have been together for years. When he gets accepted into Harvard, Alice insists he goes. Then she figures out she's pregnant! She doesn't want to ruin Jaspers education so she doesn't tell him... AH JXA better than it sounds I promise
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,911 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Music Teacher by awesomenessisme reviews
Bella is a 27 year old living with her niece, Nessie. What happens at Parent-Teacher Conferences, when Bella meets Mr. Cullen the Music teacher? ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,381 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
But Inside I'm Screaming by epicinsanity101 reviews
Jessica Stanley must deal with keeping up appearances, her slutty mother, amazing/annoying friend/zombies, being chubby, having "pent up anger", and falling in like with someone she hates. MikexJess
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
Atonement by Terra reviews
He counts meals because they don't let him have calendars in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Secrets Not Told by Jasper winked reviews
Name? Bella Swan. Age? 17 years. I think. Home? What ever flies by my fancy. Not that I can be picky. As of this second, it's Forks, if Your Highness wants to know. Little, tiny details that still manage to rule my life? Yeah... I have wings. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,071 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella
Daughter of the Ocean by Jasper winked reviews
What was I, Bella Swan, powerful daughter of the almighty Poseidon, sister of Percy Jackson, doing in small town Forks, a place I obviously didn't want to be? Oh yeah, my mother. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,183 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella
Upper East Side Story by adia90 reviews
In the jungle known as the Upper East Side, playboy extraordinaire Edward Cullen needs to find a bride in order to unlock his inheritance. Throw in platonic friend Bella Swan. Thank God for good friends, or will they mess? AH AU EB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,825 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
In My Power by Emilie Fauve reviews
Carlisle's chronicle of how each member in his family came to join him in immortality. True to character and canon. Pre-Twilight; rated for medical situations and mature themes. 2009 Eddie Award Nominee!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,890 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
All The King's Men by OliviaJane reviews
Devastated by a great atrocity & its explosive aftermath, I kept everyone at a distance. Then a man I thought didn’t exist appears. Should I push him away, or is this the Savior who would bring me out of the darkness into the light? AH-Full Summary Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,662 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Between Siblings by The Forbidden Truth reviews
Jasper and Rosalie Hale were never really siblings. They had nothing in common, no fierce love, loyalty, or affection for each other. All they ever had between them were plain indifference and a mild amount of respect. But maybe that was enough. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
The Waitress by TwiHard24 reviews
“It’s caviar,” I told her easily.A-dur.“I know that, but what is it?” she snapped. Well Miss Priss, I don’t really like your attitude.“Unborn fish spawn,” I told her just as she took a bite into it.One connecting door, 3 boys, and 3 girls. AH B/E A/J R/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,974 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
No Way by TwiHard24 reviews
Ah! The monkey stole my bananas!""Don't let the squirrel touch my nuts!""My wand! I thought Esme threw it away after I tried to shove it down Jasper's throat!" The Cullen's are back to school. Can Bella resist helping Emmett with his pranking? Hilarious!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Thriller by HellaCullen reviews
A date gone bad, a car out of gas, & strange shadows in the dark. Evil is lurking in the town of Forks, and nothing is at it seems. Will Jessica make it home alive? Inspired by Michael Jackson's masterpiece. Part of The Thriller Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
Character Theme Songs According To Emmett by TwiHard24 reviews
What happens when Emmett has the brilliant idea of making personalized mixed CD's for the entire family? What songs does he chose for who? How does the Volturie react when they recieve there? Why did he color-code them? Hilarious! More Chapters coming!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009
Win a Date by shamrockin reviews
What happens when Edward, Emmett and Jasper raffle themselves off to raise money? And who will win them? There could be trouble ahead! *First Fic...please forgive*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,361 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
FML by WindowChild reviews
Over the course of the books, Percy visits the website FML in order to vent.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Percy J. - Complete
Payment by loveadubdub reviews
Malfoy Manor from Draco's POV... If he just died when he was supposed to sixteen years ago, none of this would be happening. This is all his fault. But when I see him standing there in the middle of my drawing room, I forget to remember that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,358 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Finding the Future by loveadubdub reviews
My mum gave me a good bit of advice once. She told me that in order to find the perfect shoes, sometimes you have to deal with a few blisters. My life is full of blisters.... Sequel to Lessons Learned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 63 - Words: 262,250 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Edward the Ambiguous by podex carmen reviews
Jasper and Emmett have a conversation about Edward. Things go downhill from there.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Imaginary Love by Dalia907 reviews
Edward had been Bella’s salvation, her imaginary friend. But imaginary friends can’t stay forever, and soon she’ll forget all about him…right? Written for the Bookward “Off The Page” Contest. Twilight/Sundays At Tiffany's. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Lives, Forbidden Love by jasperluvr95 reviews
Bella Swan is a were-tiger and she has always thought vampires were evil and horrible creatures. what happens when the Cullens come to town and she imprints on one of them? there is a full summary inside. PLZ read! its really good! JasperxBella story R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Feminine Products by siriuslives394 reviews
James is sent to purchase Lily certain… feminine hygiene products. As a male, he’s hesitant. Of course, Sirius accompanies him, and takes advantage of the situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Cheering Charms by Squaresque reviews
Set in the 3rd book, after Hermione slaps Malfoy. Hard. One shot! Cheering charms really do cheer people up, guys. R & R thanks, it's my first fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
INAFAGWYAGMS by stupefied in love reviews
The title stands for "It's Not All Fun and Games When You're a Gorgeous Movie Star" but it didn't fit. Anyway: Rosalie, Jasper, Bella and Edward are all movie stars. Alice is Rosalie's best friend. Starts with 2 plots, but then they combine. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,211 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Rosalie, Bella
June Fools! by awesomenessisme reviews
Emmett and Rosalie decide to play a trick on Bella. Anyone want to learn vampire language?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Immortality by WindowChild reviews
Annabeth will be the first to die, and she is happy for such a gift.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Alice the Shopoholic by awesomenessisme reviews
Alice takes Bella shopping and notices the most perfect outfit ever... what does Bella do? Involves Alice actually admitting someone might design better than her, Bella talking to herself, and a black sequined shirt.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Alice - Complete
The Scrapbook by WindowChild reviews
Percy and Annabeth receive a scrapbook as an engagement present, courtesy of their friends and family. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Emmett Lost In Thought by clueless smiles reviews
Nessie is pondering about Emmett's strange behaviour. Happens after Breaking Dawn. R&R please! This is my first fanfic so please be nice!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Unrequited Love of Dobby by siriuslives394 reviews
Dobby was in love. Oh yes, love of the highest degree. Third chapter added. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Dobby, Ron W. - Complete
Rear Window by ClockworkScales reviews
Renesme has finally realized that she is in love with Jacob, and so begins her plan to seduce him... Only, it doesn't seem to be working! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Genie Conventions by Vampiremizuki reviews
Being genies, Edward, Rosalie, Jasper and Esme are all in for a treat when they get assigned cases that they were emotionally unprepared for. How will they deal? They’re in for a very pleasant surprise. General Pairings. Full of laughs and twists.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009
The Trouble With MindReading Parents by Sparkly Daleks reviews
Renesmee Cullen finds that having a dad who can read your mind is cute when you're a baby, but totally awkward when you're a teenager. Ness/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Chase This Light by Lady Altair reviews
Draco Malfoy needs something extraordinary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,300 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Draco M., Astoria G.
A Chronological Account by Erra reviews
Over their seven years at Hogwarts, Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley have met every so often by chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,945 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Oh My Emmett by TwiHard24 reviews
A collection of HILARIOUS Emmett one shots. So far includes: Emmett's Idea and Girl Scout Cookies. What happens when Emmett experiments with vampire venom? What about when he helps Nessie sell the most cookies in Girl Scouts! Find out! More coming!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Emmett
The Many Faces of Rose Weasley by noliolio reviews
Series of oneshots. Mostly RoseScorpius. Read and review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Same Time Next Year by socact reviews
Edward and Bella meet year after year, same place and time, escaping from their lives and the people in it. What happens as the years go by? Will something come between them, bringing their ritual to an end? A/H, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,492 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Being by MerylJane reviews
Aftermath of the glow-in-the-dark dinosaur sticker incident. Written in anticipation of Being Nikki.
Airhead - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Just Imagine by TRDancer reviews
So Bella and Alice are in Bella's bedroom, and Bella is making the ultimate decision. Does she want Alice to change her? Little do they know, the choice doesn't particularly matter...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
The Fourth Wall by attackfishscales reviews
Mary-Sue Cartwright is a normal Hogwarts student who writes fanfiction about her favorite local celebrity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/13/2009 - OC - Complete
Helpless by HP.que.nette reviews
You know, Weasley. You can look for something all you want, but you'll generally find it where you're least expecting it. .:New-Year-Themed RoseScorpius oneshot:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Hogwarts on Myspace by noliolio reviews
So I was very bored, and I thought 'hey, what would happen if Hogwarts was on Myspace? Yes, I know electronics aren't allowed, but I thought maybe it could be fun. Sooo... read and maybe, possibly, review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
Just a Human Game by faeryespell reviews
Bella knows that Rosalie’s human life was unwillingly cut short, so she suggests they play only the most human game there is: the Game of Life. It starts out fun, until the Cullens begin to take it a little too seriously... and let secrets unfold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,084 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
Baby Food by siriuslives394 reviews
James and Sirius are left to watch baby Harry. They're expected to feed him too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Lessons Learned by loveadubdub reviews
My shrink says I repress feelings and emotions. She told me once that I have trouble “admitting reality” to myself. Now, I don’t know if that's true. After all, I don’t have the fancy Psychological Healing degree, do I?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,027 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Dueling Pianos by locqua reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Rosalie & Edward attempted to play piano together? Chances are it wouldn't be pretty. Here's a look at Rosalie & Edward acting on their worst behavior! One-shot, pre-Twilight, referenced in "Music Lessons" Chapt 4.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Hogwarts Chat Rooms by siriuslives394 reviews
Hogwarts gets a budget raise. Because of this, they decide to modernize! A bunch of teen students and teachers, each with their own Internet connection. Not a pretty picture. The story says complete, but it doesn't end till I run out of ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,289 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Toast by siriuslives394 reviews
It's late at night, and James is making toast. Sirius disapproves of this. All-dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Dear Diary by BellaHickenbottom reviews
Jasper gets bored and makes Carlisle "feel" in love with a member of the Cullen family but who is it? SLASH *ONESHOT*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Its not like I'm jealous by TheRugMaster reviews
Linn's thoughts on Alfie and Rowan
Ally's World - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Rebuilding the Mind by twilightedheart reviews
Edward left, and Jacob was never there for her. When Edward comes back 5 years later, he finds that Bella isn't happy. Instead she is insane.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,547 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007
Midlife Crisis by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Goldie Locks Finds Her Bear by OliviaJane reviews
What was Rosalie really feeling when she discovered Emmett being mauled by the bear? What emotional turmoil did she experience when making the decision to change him? Written from RPOV. A one-shot written for school.needs to go's Rosalie challege.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Oops? by l'heure bleue reviews
—3: Rock Hard— "Rock HARD ON... get it?" It was on a normal day that I almost died for the second time. Or ... as normal a day as humanly – haha! Humanly ... – possible at the Cullen house.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Weasley Blush by HP.que.nette reviews
On Wednesdays I curse him to the pits of hell. :RoseScorpius Oneshot:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Third Trip's the Charm by faeryespell reviews
Someone should really clean up the dungeons. You never know when you might trip and fall into the arms of the least expected person in the world. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Purebloods and Broomsticks by faeryespell reviews
A chance encounter between two Quidditch teams, a sure argument between old rivals, and a bad fusion of spells leads to Hermione’s worst nightmare: flying on a jinxed broom, and with the only person she could possibly hate more than that: Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
An Unfortunate Occurrence by Srforests reviews
He had maybe an hour until the end of the world. Hell had just frozen over. Pigs had just gotten wings. Snape had just become the winner of Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley explains exactly why she hates Scorpius Malfoy. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/2/2007
The World's Strongest by Raine Delmont reviews
Is Emmett still the strongest? [Submitted for the 55 word challenge]
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Of Notes and Boredom by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are in a VERY boring class... but, Bella knows how to pass the time. Let the note passing begin! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
The Shower Cap Of True and Utter Evilness by siriuslives394 reviews
No one messes with Sirius's hair. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Shell by Warui-Usagi reviews
AU: Jacob couldn’t have been more right. He knew this would happen. There really was nothing left of Bella anymore…at least, not of the girl he once knew and loved. Something else had taken control of her body: cold, cruel and horrible as it was…Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Break Down by Warui-Usagi reviews
“…And so they lived happily ever after.” …Not. Fairytale endings never last. Especially when you’re immortal. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
Worth It by Warui-Usagi reviews
Jacob asks Bella a very important question. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Molly & Arthur The Beginning by GringottsVault711 reviews
COMPLETE. It's Molly Prewett's fifth year at Hogwarts - and she begins to realized that lovable-but-odd Arthur Weasley may see her as more than a friend. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,848 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Molly W. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,852 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Uninhibited by GringottsVault711 reviews
Ron accidentally takes a potion to remove his every inhibition for twenty-four hours - no antidote, very interesting results. Will the effects of the potion bring him to reveal his true feelings for Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Before I Fall Asleep by GringottsVault711 reviews
Ron witnesses his worst nightmare: Harry & Hermione together. Short little RH centered story; One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Wingardium Leviosa by GringottsVault711 reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Ron takes Hermione out to a fancy dinner, and it seems that he's up to something. One-shot,pure-fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Frozen reviews
Alice saw her first vision when she was six, and her whole life changes from there... this is her life. "Until the day I die."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Alice
Revenge of the Roses reviews
Roses, Royce. Like you always sent me." Rosalie gets her revenge on Royce. Now with a chapter in Royce's POV!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Renesmee's and Bella's First Meeting reviews
But I love her. That has to count for something... right?" Renesmee meets Bella for the first time.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete