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by Advent of Shadows reviews
Throwing caution to the wind always has consequences. Unfortunately, Naruto doesn't learn this until he is hurled 25 years backwards in time. Time Travel. Naruto/Mikoto. Rated M for later chapters. Spoilers up to Naruto chapter 535.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,288 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 3,924 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 12/14/2017 - Published: 4/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Mikoto U.] - Complete
by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu
by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Got to love being foxy!
by Blaise Tama-chan reviews
Pein turns the akatsuki members into little baby foxes and sends them to sakura. ItaXsaku DeiXsaku TobiXsaku ZetsuXsaku SasoXsaku and maybe more just for fun! Being re-written, first chapter or so is already up so go have a looksie
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
by MidnightWritings reviews
Summary: Sequel to Others Being stupid brought them together, now her stupidity will force them apart. Kakuzu/OC ON HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,872 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Kakuzu, Obito U.
Escape from the Hokage's Hat
by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 3064 - Favs: 4,379 - Follows: 4,046 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 3,318 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights
by Kaze and Kiba reviews
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
by The Anti-Stratigist reviews
After Naruto catches the attention of Ibiki, he and his teammates are thrust into the dangerous and confusing world of espionage. Where treachery lurks beneath the idyllic face of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,559 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
don't give away the end
by Red Thread Studios reviews
"This has happened before, so Naruto isn't surprised when he finds Sasuke at the door on Thursday night." Naruto and Sasuke have a routine, and this time is no different. ::NaruSasu, implied abuse & self-harm::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 6,104 - Follows: 3,300 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
by bunnygirl2012 reviews
Suck at summaries. This is a threesome between Hidan/OC/Kakuzu. Most wonderful thing most of you will read... I couldn't think of anything to put up here, so my sister's writing this part. It's mega kinky. : R&R if you have a soul 33 ENJOY :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,702 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Weeks of Waiting
by obsidianLight16 reviews
Two years pass since Itachi and Deidara first meet and they're still up to no good. Or rather- Deidara is, along with the help of his newfound family. Things look to be alright at first, but now a problem concerning Itachi's missing parents comes up...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,951 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara
Easier Said Than Done
by obsidianLight16 reviews
It's winter and Deidara has taken a liking to a certain sweet beverage. Sasori dares say Deidara's liking is borderline on obsession. It's up to him and his friends to separate the blonde from his cocoa for an entire week. No one said it would be easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein didn't realize how much he was keeping his fellow members away from the outside world- until a storm did it for him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
by obsidianLight16 reviews
Itachi used to live a simple life. Until Sasuke was born, Naruto became the devil spawn, and Deidara entered Konohagakure. There were some things in the world Itachi just couldn't put up with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,598 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work
by froznx reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 4,492 - Follows: 2,519 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
A Visit Home
by Psyco101 reviews
Ever wonder who the Akatsuki Leader is? Turns out he's the eldest and least talked about Weasley son! What happens when he brings the Akatsuki home for Christmas? Read and find out! Needless to say…this is sooooooo AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
A Fox among the Hounds
by Nightrain and Brownstone reviews
What if Naruto was raised by the Inuzuka family? What misadventures could stem from such an upbringing? Competent!/Inuzuka!Naruto. Partial AU/AT. There will be NaruHina and other pairings. Final chapter up! Series complete! Proposed sequel cancelled.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 180,892 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 2,501 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto the Fox Sennin
by KitsuneDragon reviews
Naruto, after the Zabuza mission arc decides he needs to drop his mask of happiness and show his true strength in order to prove those who underestimate him to well not underestimate him. Couln't come up with anything interesting for summary.NaruOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 180,451 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
by Samurai101 reviews
Down by a river, things go sour and nothing goes as planned. Role reversals, regrets, and justice.::deathfic, dark, oneshot::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
by SharkbaitSekki reviews
To the world, the Akatsuki was a bunch of S-class criminals. To them, it was the family they never had. To me, it was my escape from all the pain and suffering my dark, hidden past had endured. Kinda AU,T for abuse,mentions of rape,language, and violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,788 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
You Can't Be Serious
by Enalias reviews
What if Kakashi wasn't the sensei of Team Seven? What if they had a sensei whose personality was, more or less, exactly like Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,355 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Naruto U.
The Colder Water
by Quillslinger reviews
The devil is in the details. Shisui. Itachi. A sorta love story. Novella.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,784 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Take It or Leave It
by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 3,309 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
by hewhoistomriddle reviews
ItaHina ONESHOTS. 7 - Fifty unrelated drabbles/minifics. Yes, FIFTY.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,608 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
by SkywardShadow reviews
The night Shisui dies is the night it first happens. Itachi thought he'd outgrown nightmares. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Little-boy love is perhaps the cleanest pain a guy can ever know. Sai with his broken child never had that privilege, but touched grace in the feelings blond Naruto gave him...at least until the hormones kicked in. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
by cance reviews
Sakura comes home to find the sprinklers have malfunctioned in her apartment building, but luckily her place was unaffected. Unfortunately for a certain silver haired captain, he was not so lucky. A KakashiXSakura Story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,649 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
by Aergiia reviews
STORY IS DISCONTINUED. Sakura finds a wounded Uchiha Itachi near her apartment, and proceeds to heal him. However, when he wakes up, she finds that he has no memories whatsoever! Faced with caring for him, can Sakura handle this? Perverted comedy, ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,747 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Blind: Extended Edition
by Tazaki4 reviews
A new twist on the classic Naruto. Two changes occur in the first three years of the story. Hiashi is Naruto's caretaker and Hinata's kidnapping attempt is partially... successful. New additional content, deleted scenes, less typos, and overall improved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 224,777 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Wedding Night Baby
by fanim8ed reviews
Hinata's depressed at Shikamaru's and Temari's wedding. She's single and still into Naruto. What happens when she gets drunk and the only available shoulder around to cry on is that of Kankuro's? Hormones rage and babies are produced!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,668 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kankuro, Hinata H. - Complete
by emberfire411 reviews
AU, the Winx girls are living in New York City, where danger and romance are never far apart. One night, Bloom is robbed coming back from a night club. This leads to an unexpected rescue, which leads to an unexpected romance. Sparxshipping.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,162 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bloom, Baltor/Valtor - Complete
by Carumati reviews
AU. No one could have imagined the Kage position as a prison. As the Godaime, Naruto has a few choice words for the situation he found himself in. Tensions are high all around and danger is looming in the north. He has a village to protect- Konohakagure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 140,532 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kitteh vs kitty The Clash
by PureSinner reviews
That's the fourth man that you killed today Uchiha! What have you got to say in your defense' 'The damn cat is guilty.' Blink. 'A cat' 'One devil cat indeed.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
by Delicate Desires reviews
It's a similar jutsu to the one I usually use. You know, the one where my skin changes color and I look totally bad ass? You must've heard about it before. It's like that, except you only feel the pain. Hidan x Sakura twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
by MidnightWritings reviews
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of kick-a tattoos and piercings are all she knows. He'll show her that even a surgical nightmare can help a not-so distressing damsel. Kakuzu/Konan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,512 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Kakuzu, Konan
Akatsuki Employee Handbook
by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Just Another Day in Orochimaru's Lair
by Padfoot is the Bomb reviews
A little insight into the private life of Orochimaru during his 3-year training period with Sasuke. If you want to know about Itachi's other, less known job and the usefulness of two-way mirrors, read on! Funny little one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Orochimaru and the Internets
by A Clockwork Pumelo reviews
It all starts with a computer.Features Helpless Computer,Confused Sasuke,Jealous Kabuto,Sick Kimimaro,and Orochimaru himself...who knew he wore black silk boxers?A wee bit of Oro/Kimi if you squint like Itachi.Oh,and Kimimaro finds a purpose at last!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Orochimaru, Kimimaro K. - Complete
To Be An Uchiha
by MyTragicLover reviews
I ran a finger along one side of the blade, allowing her blood to coat the tip of my finger and then I choked back a sob. Because I loved even the sight of her blood. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon?
by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 430 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Loving you, Loving me
by Rein-Tatakai reviews
Sakura get's raped on a mission, and after joins the Akatsuki, where things between Itachi and Sakura get heated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Two Idiots and The Akatsuki
by Miss Masquerade reviews
On Haitus. Okay, intelligent boys and girls. Who knows what happens when you place two best friends both influenced by the overdose of insanity, awesomeness, sugar and humour into the hands of the Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,879 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Where In The World Is The Fifth Hokage?
by MrWriterWriter reviews
Missing Hokage' response. So, the council thinks they can just banish Naruto and all will be well? Not if Tsunade has anything to say about it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 4,770 - Follows: 2,032 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Impossible Heir
by twilight-moon09 reviews
Once things are set in motion, the can't be stopped. But most importantly you need to understand that…each and every one of us possesses some type of magic. And that magic is real.” Edward explained to the wolf pack, their imprints, and the Cullens.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - James S. P., Edward
The Evil Hair Clip
by elle6778 reviews
Itachi never paid much attention to the antics of his admirers, including the gifts they sent. However when a gift, presumably from one of them, landed him in hospital, he could no longer disregard it. Non-massacre AU. Ita/Saku. 50 shinobi Theme No: 14
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The magic of Ramen
by nemoxgirl reviews
A collection of cute oneshots about Naruto and Hinata. Ramen will appear in all of the stories, sometimes not so easy to see but still. Don't kill me because of the grammar mistakes, I know about them!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,575 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Tick Off The Shark!
by Jinzouningen reviews
Kisame proves that he's more then capable of taking care of a certain weasel. This is a discipline fic, and I'm now comfortable with writing it. Contains spanking. Don't like? Don't touch. Thx and have a nice day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,582 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
What They've Done to Cedric
by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Wrote ths story for the Day of Anti-Hardwicke. Doesn't anyone ever consider what we put our poor characters through when we make movies of their books? Well, here's a look at the life of Cedric Diggory. Or is he Edward Cullen? Or is he Fang?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Cedric D., Fang - Complete
by alifestylechoice reviews
“I’ve seen you take a freaking knife to the chest, but it appears that you, sensei, are a little weenie when threats to your sexuality arise.” Naruto becomes Hokage, and everything goes about as smooth as sandpaper. Kakasaku Kakashi/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,562 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 5167 - Favs: 5,927 - Follows: 5,237 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Akatsuki in my Kitchen
by yuyu4848 reviews
Random. Funny. Akatsuki appear in my kitchen. Cussing, glomping, anime tears. Lee and Gai obsess over kittens, my horse takes a bite outta Naruto. Giant snake, pedophile, and candy mountain! GUESS WHAT! ITS COMPLETE! BE on the lookout for...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,660 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Akatsuki, Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron
by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 345 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Running From One's Past
by Zac and Ari -Temporary reviews
What happense if the ones your love are mercilesly murdered? What happense if you take revenge? There are three answers: You are captured and then thrown in a cell to rot, you are killed, or you run. If you chose to run, how long could you last?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Lucario
by MidnightWritings reviews
Afraid of the dark? You should be. Kakuzu/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,487 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakuzu
Three Deadly Dare's
by lovagirl132 reviews
When Sakura was 5 years old, Ino had given her three dares that end up lasting years later. What happens when a group of new kids arrive at her high school? Can one of them end the dares? Main: DeiSaku SakuDei Slight: KibaHina ShikaIno Onesided: SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,668 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto Emergency Services
by NUMA-WAFFLE reviews
Naruto Energency Services, prank calls, TOBI, help lines, any random thing related to phones. Re-continued... With 90 percent more Tobi goodness...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 2,501 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hinata's Gentle Fist
by Lythya reviews
After the fight with Pain is over, Hinata thinks herself too weak, and she decides to train more. Neji ends up realizing some interesting things. Chapter two up, looking for Sasuke, Hinata shows her true strength. Rated for fighting scenes. Finally finish
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Naruto is dying, he has five years left. A sad one-shot that will bring tears.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 258 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
A Few Angry Words
by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6233 - Favs: 5,028 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Don't Touch My Plushies!
by Obsessive Akatsuki Fan Girl reviews
Title says it all. What happens when Orochimaru comes to visit the Akatsuki…? Well, it involves a mongoose, my Akatsuki plushies, and Itachi wearing a towel… Review. Please, just review already… Re-uploaded.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 4,146 - Follows: 1,335 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki in trouble
by bj21 reviews
One day, Pein gets sick and Konan has to take charge. And what chaos would induce if a certain doctor was to get involved? Rated T for course language by everyone...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,180 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
by the w0lf reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Why does Sasuke keep saying rawr? I find it hilarious yet... a tad odd.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
by BlueArcticWolf reviews
The first two times Itachi ended up with Sakura's keys, she shrugged it off as coincidence. The third time made her wonder if an Uchiha was capable of stalking. What would Sasuke's older brother want with her? ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. For Juniper11.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Becoming an Inuzuka
by Robert Varulfur reviews
Kiba teaches Hinata to become an Inuzuka . . .
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
The Beating Heart
by FirexDemon reviews
COMPLETED Naruto asks Sakura out but still says 'No'. Now, she pushed him of the edge and he wont listen to her so the only thing she can do is go on a date with him, like its nothing. But when shes on the date why does her heart beat fast? NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,531 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
by Zombie-Fighter007 reviews
."It was the dress that turned me on... Okay, so maybe it had something to do with the woman inside the dress." -GaaSaku: OneShot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Within His Crimson Eyes
by thedarkunicorn reviews
Sakura is Itachi's prisoner. She soon learns that things aren't as they seem with Itachi, and her life as a prisoner was just a lie. She begins to see the real Itachi Uchiha. A little story dedicated to the great Itachi Uchiha. ItaSaku SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,032 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Percy Jackson: My Life, My Love, Our War
by MinnieCat5 reviews
Percy and Annabeth realize their feelings. Then they have to save the world together. PERCABETH! The story begins after BotL, with two months left of school. Rated T for romance and violence. Complete! First Fanfic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,485 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
by TsukiBebi reviews
What if the Naruto gang FINALLY got Internet access on the ONE computer in Konoha? What if the Sand siblings were visiting? What would they find and what would be their reactions?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
by blueweaver reviews
My first Sakura/itachi story. In which Sakura is captured by Itachi but will she ever be able to leave and live out her life happily in Konoha? I've posted this story before but edited it slight and split it up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,781 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
10 Reasons why i hate Uzumaki Naruto
by weignbow reviews
One-Shot. Sakura thinks she just simply hates Naruto or maybe it's her way of accepting how she really feels... naruXsaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Songs she sings
by Blaise Tama-chan reviews
Sakura gets kidnapped by the akatsuki when she was half asleep and ends up singing some perverted songs to her gaurds. DeiXSaku TobiXSaku ItaXSaku and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
No Turning Back
by whispered love 13 reviews
REVISED. Sakura is needed by Sasuke for her abilities, but is it more than that? Will she still hold resentment because he left her so many years ago? First Fanfic, please R&R SakuXSasu Rated T for language mostly and a bit of fluff/angst/action.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,578 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Spring Festival
by Mintacia reviews
I can't believe I let Lee drag me into this. I mean, festivals aren't really my thing. And, to be honest, they don't seem to be Neji's thing either. If this whole situation wasn't so funny, I'd feel sorry for him. / NejiTen /
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2009 - [Tenten, Neji H.] - Complete
Just a Little Training
by Kakashi Hatake209 reviews
NaruSaku Just a little training... or at least it was
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
by AniMeViEtGrl reviews
Whoever it was that said first kisses didn't matter could just go and die. Seriously. ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,626 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
by Crazicrystal reviews
Naruto and Sakura are alone together after a battle. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Nightmare on Leaf Street
by PeinSaku reviews
After a series of strange events that Sakura would rather not know about, the Akatsuki have somehow come to be Konoha's tentative allies, and they are in need of a place to stay. Who better to push them on than Tsunade's trusted apprentice? [Crack. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/2/2009 - [Sakura H., Hidan] Akatsuki - Complete
And the Circle Comes Round
by JUCHKO reviews
Sakura returns, only to find that the old woman was telling the truth. Now she's been captured by the Akatsuki for reasons unknown. Her heart is torn between love, hate, and the mass confusion that comes of finding out things she never wanted to be true.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 200,475 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Girls Like it When
by Frib reviews
Finished! Ch 5: Girls Like it When You Like Their Friends... Sai just never learns... The End... Comedy / Humor / Laughing all the time
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,635 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
All because of a dress
by maverick9871 reviews
The day of team placement Ino sees Naruto attack Sasuke and then the event later with Sakura and this event changes the future of the Shinobi nation and pushes Naruto beyond the breaking point. Every choice has a consequence. Pairing Naruto Ino later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,914 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
A S S A S S I N
by EA Games reviews
Itachi has many talents, some obscure and when it comes down to it just disapointing. I mean, who wants a sexy criminal who can sing nursery rhymes on key? Ability # 39: Acting. He can care, really he can. AU, SakuIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
by kateshay reviews
who knew that a simple backrub would end like this! "if i had known i would get this kind of reaction, i would have done it earlier."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Akatsuki's Unspoken Rules
by Delilah Elric reviews
Konan referred to as Blue due to how old this story is enlightens us on the few unspoken rules in the Akatuski. A totally off-the-wall comedy story with SasoDei undertones. A drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
by SilverStarShine94 reviews
I'll break you," he hissed. "Can't break what's already broken." AU DeiSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sound of a Jinchuuriki
by Foxcomm reviews
Fruits are yucky," Naruto said. "Naruto, you have to eat your fruits," Sarutobi told him. Who knew he would regret those words so quickly when the 3 year old got up and ate the Oto Oto Fruit Jiriaya brought. X-over One Piece. Complete YugitoXnaruXHina
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,779 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Akatsuki Pages
by 15thBurningFiddle reviews
.:Sequel to Wanted:. The socially retarded Akatsuki search for love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Hermione the Slytherin
by hplvrgurl132 reviews
It's the sixth year and Hermione is forced to transfer to Slytherin. Will she stay a Gryffindor at heart or become one of them? Her loyalty is tested by blackmail, seduction, and lies. R & R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,633 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Where the Blossoms Fall
by KeatonGrin reviews
Sai accidentally "steals" Sakura's first kiss which leads Sakura to realize new feelings for the emotionally-stunted artist who has become more than just a replacement to Team Kakashi. Could more than just a friendship blossom? SaixSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,167 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
A Meeting Between Heaven and Earth
by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Pein's brutal razing of Konoha tests Naruto's mettle in ways he never expected or wanted. As a jinchuuriki, genin, summoner, sage, and aspiring Hokage, this is what is means to be Uzumaki Naruto with his village on the brink of annihilation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 408 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
those eyes to tide me over
by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
She absently wondered if it was possible to stab someone through the jugular with a coffee stirrer. In which Derek wants to move, Casey attempts to assist, and the idea of there being an eleven hour drive separating them becomes incomprehensible. -Future-
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
The Popcorn Massacre
by AnnieNonmouse reviews
Gaara didn't mean to do any real damage, but Kankuro just wouldn't shut up! Who could have known it would lead to some kind of buttery killing spree? Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Gaara - Complete
by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
by Juniper11 reviews
For BlueArcticWolf. Who knew that getting stuck in a kissing booth would turn out to be the best day of her life? SakuIta, SakuKaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 141 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Key To My Heart
by AmyC103 reviews
Sakura is the Princess of Fire country,and the most targeted girl in the world.When her Father returns from Sea,he lets her throw a party with her best friend, Hinata.Little do the two girls know,it will lead to a ship with a red head captain. ::EDITING::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,921 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Kick Of Love
by lovagirl132 reviews
While Sakura walks with Garaa to Konoha to attend a wedding, that Garaa doesn't know about,they play a game. What could this game lead to? What does this have to do with Sakura's foot connecting to Garaa's body? GaaSaku SakuGaa SakuraxGaraa GaraaxSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The 12 Pains of Christmas with the Akatsuki!
by elloitsstephaniee reviews
Why don't we spend some time with the Akatsuki and see how they get ready for Christmas! "FINE, IF YOU'RE SO SMART. YOU PUT UP THE LIGHTS!" "She's a witch... I hate her!" a bit late... but i couldn't help myself xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Age Of Consent
by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
by redclouds reviews
A collection of the unseen mishaps and misadventures that plague the Akatsuki's everyday lives. Rated for language and occasional violence, in other words Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008
wendy wendy wendy
by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
“Peter,” she said, “the only way I’ll go with you is if you drug me and toss me over your shoulder. And even then, it’s a toss-up.”
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Wendy D., Peter Pan - Complete
by lovagirl132 reviews
She helped him in his time of need, he helped her in her time of need. He saves her again, she saves him again. He kisses her and then leaves, where does that leave her? Oneshot. DeiSaku SakuDei DeixSaku SakuxDei DeidaraxSakura SakuraxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
One at a Time
by RaineJoybringer reviews
A series of short one shots about various Naruto characters. Fics contains spoilers and occasionally various pairings. Please read the summary notes on each chapter for more details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,570 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007
by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Friends Are For
by Pinboo reviews
I don’t have any friends, Sakura. Wanna bet? .Saisaku. Dark oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Konoha Highschool SSG addition!
by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
Sakura gets waterballooned on her first day at her new school, Konoha high. Then she meets Deidara, a bad-boy prank pulling "Akatsuki" At first she HATES his living guts his friends are cookie stealers, but what happens when... rated T, COMPLETE! YAY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,154 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Shy and The Malignant
by manna77 reviews
AU. Hinata ends up being kidnapped by the Akatsuki who is led by Itachi instead of Pein. What will brew from this strange kidnapping? Read to find out! Rated M just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,379 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 6,872 - Follows: 2,135 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
by darkhelmetj reviews
Kankuro liked to believe that his younger brother was getting more normal as time passed. Unfortunately for him, that assumption was wrong. Post Retrieve Sasuke Arc, Pre-Shippūden. Sand sibs fic. Humour/crack horror fic. See Author's Notes for details.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
by Samurai101 reviews
AU::COMPLETE::The Kyuubi has control of Naruto's body, and Konoha is suffering. Iruka has two choices, and he's about to crash and burn.::T for violence and character death::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,956 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
by silverwolf-fox reviews
The Akatsuki can't cook. At all. So now they have a chef. But when each members messes with her in a way, she messes right back. This should be interesting. First chapter has some strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
by DarthValgaav reviews
Naruto is chased out of the village at the age of six. He runs into three other people on a bridge and they become a team. Starts off at the begining to the Wave Arc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,445 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
Beware the Fangirls
by lovagirl132 reviews
Hinata meets up with Sasuke who's being chased by fangirls! How does Sasuke use her to make them stop? SasuHina HinaSasu SasuxHina HinaxSasu SasukexHinata HinataxSasuke. VERY Slight Mention of KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
This poem is really applicable to anyone who is in love with an Uchiha, but fails to obtain recognition and appreciation by him. Her attempts to please him are compared to a test, as he analyses her to deem her worthy of his attention.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
The Road Less Traveled
by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
The greatest couple Hogwarts ever saw-intelligent, witty, attractive, and unwaveringly loyal. The only problem is that they never existed at all. / Five ways Cedric Diggory and Hermione Granger never met.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
by Black Karasu reviews
Sakura has always been a quiet girl. But, something deep inside her just burst out with colorful language, right in front of the loyal Jashin follower! Hidan and Sakura Rated: T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
This One Time
by redclouds reviews
Weird and funny happenings in each of the Akatsuki members lives.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Akatsuki's Cherry Blossom
by Livia-Sobriquet reviews
Okay, not the best title, I know...Sakura gets caught and kidnapped by the Akatsuki. How will she deal with this new life? Will she join and betray Konoha? And how will Akatsuki react to her? ItaSaku, slight DeiSaku. Also a little Pein/Konan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,211 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
by Kyo12591 reviews
Sakura Haruno is confronted by Itachi on a mission, she lost and now she wants Itachi to make her his rival and will do anything to beat him. When she is kidnapped by him and Kisame, being asked to join Akatsuki, will she except to become his rival? SXI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,290 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Story So Far
by Yenrac reviews
Konoha finds itself wrapped up in a war with Hidden Rock with no allies to back them up, and Sakura has lost everyone close to her. Not knowing what to do with her life, she finds herself clinging to someone unexpected and attempting to lead a Resistance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
by DigiFruit reviews
Ino complains that all the Konoha boys don’t know how to loosen up and have some fun on a Friday night, which makes the girls wonder what a fun-loving guy like Naruto does on his days off. Drinking? Clubbing? Laundry? Or something more profound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 415 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Golden Fox
by Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 4177 - Favs: 6,357 - Follows: 3,630 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
by BlackElement7 reviews
Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray the Lord my soul to keep. And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Romeo vs Juliet
by Serephy reviews
Sasuke tries a new experiment in his freshman year of Konoha Boarding School. Suddenly, there is a new girl stealing everyone's attention...Including Mr. Perfect, Uchiha Itachi. Crossdressing! Yaoi, ItaSasu. Some SasukexEveryone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,967 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Icha Icha Thief
by elle6778 reviews
Kakashi could not believe that someone actually managed to steal his Icha Icha books. But he was even more baffled when he found out who did it. Kakashi-Sakura one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built
by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 8,337 - Follows: 5,011 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Love Conquers All
by ghanachick reviews
This story is about how Sakura get's kidnapped by the Akatsuki and falls in love with one of their top members
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Lost Cherub
by ShinobiOfTheDarkness reviews
Sakura stared at the still figure that stood, frozen in time, a mere few feet away from her, covered in shadows. It had finally happen. After several long years he had returned, had come back, back to her... [SasuSaku] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm a WHAT?
by Bored Konoha Kunoichi reviews
oneshot.SasuSaku. "Then there's the vampire fic, where Sakura is taken as vampire Sasuke's mate..""...""Suuuure you're not perverted, Sakura..." AU generalization
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Taken By Force
by Fallen to Earth reviews
When a simple surveillance mission goes horribly wrong, Sakura finds herself in the clutches of none other than the infamous Akatsuki! How does she cope with the very people she sought to destroy? Perhaps the Akatsuki are not as they seem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,053 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
by BlackElement7 reviews
Haruno Sakura's life has been changed many times by various sequences of three words. [ItaSaku] Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Weasels, Mice, and Aardvarks Oh my!
by CobaltHeart reviews
Summary:The ninja of Kohna talk about their favorite animals. It's ItaHina, TenNeji, and a little itsy bit of ShinoTemari and SakNar. Hinata's POV. Rated T for cuteness and fluff. Slight AU. Look out for a for the prequal'Play Date'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Two bells and a jutsu
by Cip reviews
A day before the Chuunin exams Kakashi puts his team through the bell test again. This time they have a better strategy and their sensei gets more than he bargined for. First story I've posted so please be nice :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fear May Turn To Love
by greenkat92 reviews
Sakura Haruno is captured by the Akatsuki, will this be a terrifying experience for her, or will she find love in the Uchiha she had tryed to forget?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,997 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Trash Can Shinobi
by Aelibia reviews
Sakura ventures out the back door to take out the trash and gets the scare of her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Till Our Last Breath
by sillimiss reviews
“Who are those names?” “You don’t know of the legendary sannin?” “I do, they are Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru.” “No, I mean the second sannin.” Standing before the memorial stone, the story was told.//SasuSaku//Side: NaruHina//OOCness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Once Upon A Midnight Moon
by The-Silent-Muse reviews
."Tenjō Tenge Yuiga Dokuson," Naruto's words were barely a whisper in the biting winds, his Akatsuki cloak flapping wildly about him. "I alone am supreme on Heaven and Earth."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,903 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U.
by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Temari and her family, before and after the demon.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
by Ramenism reviews
Sakura is pregnant, Itachi has no idea what this has to do with him, Tobi is a good boy, and Naruto is being a retard. Like always. SakuraxSuigetsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Two Boyfriends and a Sensei
by Ebil Chameleon reviews
There has been a flu outbreak in the village, and Sakura ends up taking care of her two boyfriends, Naruto and Sasuke, and also her sensei Kakashi. [NaruSakuSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
by Katreda reviews
Hinata hurts from being so weak and rejected by her family, Gaara suffers of love he never experienced in his life. Despite Gaara's cruel behaviour, can the two of them connect and possibly develop a positive relationship?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
by SerenNoir reviews
Gaara's homocidal side. The reason why he's the way he is. Disturbing content. If it offends, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Gaara - Complete
A Ripple in the Pond
by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,401 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Naruto focuses on his last day as Hokage and the people who mean so much to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 273 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin
by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 421 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Game of Go
by sessha-chan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,965 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
by Archica reviews
Sasori makes a new doll for himself. SasorixSakura. DarkPossibly disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Misery and the Ministry
by JustBFree5 reviews
A 'Marriage Law Challenge' fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,379 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete