VimesLady
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Joined 03-14-02, id: 184273
Author has written 1 story for Discworld.
I'm female, live in the US, and am an adult probably older than you who are reading this. I started posting fanfiction in early 2002. Although I've written a little Quantum Leap fanfic, for the foreseeable future Discworld is the only universe in which I'm interested in writing.

Because most of what I've written is Vimes/Vetinari slash, I had quite a bit more fanfic here on ff.net before the 'No NC-17 Stories' rule took effect on October 12, 2002. Although 'Aftermath - Part 1' was only rated 'R', I've elected to remove it. The rest of the 'Aftermath' trilogy was taken down because I was responsible enough to rate it 'NC-17', and it didn't feel right to have a fragment of the story posted here.

I have made a lot of friends here. I have read a lot of non-slash fiction that is outstanding. But the notorious policy changes of 10/12/2002 have left me with an incredible sense of loss for the new writers I won't meet and for the stories I won't ever see.

I'm old enough to know what it's like to worry about what your children are reading on the 'net. It's my job to monitor and enforce that as I see fit. The decision to remove stories which have been rated NC-17, rated by writers who are responsible enough to specify the high rating, is deeply disturbing. It will take me a long time to get over the betrayal of having my work treated as though it were pornography.

There were many beautiful and captivating stories taken off this site due to this ill-conceived rule. The real concern isn't whether teens would somehow be 'warped' by these stories. The *real* loss is that, having been so 'protected', they will be a little less likely to ever develop a true love for reading and writing.

Okay, end of soapbox.

All of my Discworld fanfic stories, regardless of rating, can be found at the Discworld FanFiction Archive, It contains what I feel is some of the best writing in this category, covering all genres and ratings. The site is still being built, but is coming along. All seven chapters of 'Aftermath' are there, along with 'In This Room', another V/V piece that loosely follows 'Aftermath'.

Projects I have underway at this time include:
'Last Rights', a Vimes/Angua story which very loosely follows 'My Brother's Keeper'; this one has been tabled, probably permanently
A retelling of _The Truth_ from a different perspective (This one is barely more than a plot bunny so far)
A new sequel in the Vimes/Vetinari series, which I'm hoping won't *quite* be a PWP
A rather lengthy and complex suspense mystery for which I've lost my esteemed collaborator.

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Dabbling with Drabbles by Blood Cocoa reviews
100 word teenytiny fics and snippets mostly done for challenges at the discworld100 LJ comm. Mostly Watchcentric, but occasionally someone else gets a look in. Lots of Angua/Carrot.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Angua, Carrot
Watchmen in Black by Beth Einspanier reviews
The result of an idle mind, too much caffeine, and an overall feeling of "What would happen if..." Agents J and L of the MiB hunt a shapeshifting alien in Ankh-Morpork, and enlist the help of the Watch. Naturally, things don't go smoothly. Revised!
Crossover - Men In Black & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,314 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 2/3/2002 - Complete
A Match Made in Heaven? by TheMidgetBee reviews
Lord Vetinari is bored. So when Drumknott brings to his attention the fact that he and Commander Vimes are becoming gay icons in AnkhMorpork, it gives him an idea about how he could amuse himself...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Broken by Badge177 reviews
Loosely follows 'Missing'. Carrot has recovered from his dreadful kidnapping and everyone is happy. But its effects have been far-reaching, and things don't stay normal for long... Rating for dark scene and mild language.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,605 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Sam Vimes, Carrot - Complete
From the Office of the Patrician by Mercator reviews
Lord Vetinari knows what you've been writing about him. He is not pleased...Ch7! A sweet-tart danger stalks the streets of A-M...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003
Snape In Love by rickfan37 reviews
COMPLETE! When Ella sees Severus Snape again she remembers the humiliation of their last encounter, but as their romance is rekindled, she realises they were meant to be together. Life isn't always that simple, however...A passionate story of redemption.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 190,661 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 9/23/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Missing! by Badge177 reviews
Carrot is abducted and the kidnappers are not nice people. Vimes is beside himself. How much is he willing to risk to get Carrot back? Rating for darkness and mild language.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,594 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 7/18/2002 - Sam Vimes, Carrot - Complete
Bolero by DrWorm reviews
Fighting is like dancing and Vimes as Keel watches himself do something he knows he'll regret.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Complete
Anthropomorphism by Twist reviews
Having a mortal body's a bugger, isn't it?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2002 - Complete
Disc Wars Episode 5 by Beth Einspanier reviews
The continuation of part one of the middle trilogy of a parody of a sci-fi epic! Now, in actual chapters! [Finished!] R&R, please.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,066 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2002 - Published: 6/1/2002
You're Under Arrest! by Grey L. Bloom reviews
Like Cough Syrup, only longer. The Ladies of the Blue Cat Club make an appearance, and I fall into the Ankh... PG for stuff that might happen. Whee. (Finished... but you'll see me again!)
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2002 - Published: 8/13/2002
Lord Vetinari, Meet George Dubya by Twist reviews
FINISHED The story people have clamoring for ever since my first Disc fic. Well, perhaps not clamoring. Anyway, some Good Omens is included as well as some SNL characters. Please put your trays in an upright and locked position and enjoy.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,416 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2002 - Published: 2/26/2002 - Complete
because love makes you stupid by manx1 reviews
FINISHED!! with an authors rant at the end....yay! Angua vs. Vimes...I'm sure you'll all be pleasantly disappointed at the outcome...:)
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2002 - Published: 7/16/2002
Octarine-tinted Lenses by greenseablue reviews
An Unseen University Adventure. A truly original slash pairing, with a little sweetness, humour, and of course, wizards. Ook! Ook I say! ;)
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/17/2002
The End by JadeDragoness reviews
Slash. Set in the other leg of the Trousers of Time developed in Jingo. It's what happened to Vetinari.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/14/2002
Adding Daddy by W.H. Woolhat reviews
Vimes reflects on something that Sybil told him in 'The Fifth Elephant'...and you don't have to have read the book to get it.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2001
Long Dark Night by Mistress Arion reviews
Havelock Vetinari is kidnapped and tortured, leaving Sam Vimes to examine his real feelings for the Patrician. WARNING: SLASH SLASH SLASH, implied non-con, implied torture. If you don't like the idea of Vimes/Vetinari, DON'T READ THIS. (There, you've been
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2001
Eyes Wide Shut by Miss Malice reviews
Sometimes the true face of a feeling can be seen only through eyes wide shut... Ah well, I *am* wicked. This is for everyone who solved the riddle of I Don't Know. ~slash vignette~ Beware, OK?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2001
Non Temetis Messor by Mistress Arion reviews
Leonard of Quirm has become too dangerous to live. Havelock Vetinari faces the prospect of killing him, and finds it...difficult.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/9/2001
I Don't Know by Miss Malice reviews
If only there was the genre of Irony... I don't know. A SS/R reflection vignette. Slashed, twisted and almost flaming itself ;-)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2001
My Brothers Keeper reviews
Commander Sir Samuel Vimes faces betrayal, threats to his family, danger, anguish, and paperwork.*FINISHED, INCLUDING AUTHOR'S NOTES*
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,415 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 5/31/2002 - Published: 5/8/2002 - Complete