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Joined 02-18-09, id: 1842749, Profile Updated: 01-21-10
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Midnighters, Harry Potter, and Wicked Lovely.

jan 21 2010ALERT!! HI PEOPLE , WELL I WANT TO SAY SORRY TO ALL MY READERS BUT I JUST STARTED COLLEGE THIS SCHOOL YEAR AND I HAVE BEEN REALLY BUSY SO ITS GIVEN ME WRITERS BLOCK . SO I WANTED TO SAY MY STORIES ARE UP FOR ADOPTION EXECPT MY HARRY POTTER ONE WHICH I REALLY WANT TO GET BACK TO. IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO CONTINUE A STORY JUST SEND ME A BUNCH OF MESSAGES AND I MIGHT GIVE IN!

hey so i added some books to my favs list . thirst is alright but i really think you guys should read the den of shadows quartet it was amazing all four books are separate but still in the same world if you know what i mean, like different peoples stories.

So I am new to writing. I was alittle hesitant at first, then I was just like why not. I love twilight fan fiction. There are more stories than i can read. I love love love twilight. GO! Team Edward! :) i even have the team Ed shirt lol. so another vamp series i think you should read is blue bloods it was pretty good. right now im reading city of bones. go get it right now!!.

my favorite others: Stephanie meyer ( of course), C. S. lewis,scott westerfeld, mellisa marr, i cant think of any others at the moment lol.

favorite books at the moment: twilight saga, uglies,pretties, specials, extras, wicked lovely , ink exchange, midnighters series, chronicals of narnia, hunger games, wintergirls, harry potter , thirst, the den of shadows quartet,

fave muisic at the moment:breathe carolina, attack attack, drop dead gorgeous, 3OH!3, cobra starship, Paramore,Kill hannah, Lady gaga, Muse, taylor swift, jonas brothers, devil wears prada, Aly and Aj.

Hobbies( the few hours im not on fanfiction lol) : still reading but books instead of on the comp.,Drawing, writing, Listeningt to music, painting, Wii ( guitar hero or if my friend brings over rock band, oh and mario kart), umm i cant think haha oh watching tv. making creepy crawler youtube videos with my friends ( influenced by all the wierd guys that are our stalkers). since its summer now go in my pool.

Bella: So, lets say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?

Edward: Why is the plane crashing?

Bella: The pilots are passed out drunk.

Edward: Easy. I'd fly the plane

Bella: Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a dead spiral towards the Earth.

Edward: I'd wait until we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, and kick out the wall and jump. Then... I'd run you back to the scene of the accident and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

if you are so obssessed with Twilight that it is not even funny anymore then copy and past this into your profile.

if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

if you are in love with any of the Cullens (men or women) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If your on Team Edward copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get upset when Jacob kisses Bella in the books even though you knew it was coming copy and pase this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth,

COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.(And people say i am one lol)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so sick that the world has all been green/ blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADD is Automatic Death Disorder
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
I have them all! put them in your pro if you do! and you know you do! stop lying to yourself!!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, xx . mari . xx ELLEVAMP lol i love this addiction

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Club.

List Twelve fictional characters from the same book.

1. Bella

2. Edward

3. Alice

4. Jasper

5. Rosalie

6. Emmet

7. Esme

8. Carlisle

9. Jane

10. Aro

11. Victoria

12. James

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nope and glad i havn't lol

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Jasper of course he is crazy beautiful haha . luv him

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

ugh thats not possible

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

ugh i havn't read any but i think there are some out there

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

ahaha no way thats gross

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Rose/Jane or Rose/ Aro , ugh Rose/Aro i guess , if he didn't drink human blood and Emmet wasn't there maybe idk how old he looks though haha

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?

if Esme walked in on Eddie and James, Lets all say AWKWARD and not get into it haha

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Alice never got out of the Volturri castel when she went with Bella to save Edward. What happen when they all find out of a new member of the volturi has the power to brainwash and Aro keeps Her to make his guard stronger.( i kind of like it haha)

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?

ugh ya i have seen Bella/Carl fluff.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

ugh Esme dosn't like James Grr. The Mother helps the killer ahahaha not good title but i dont like that pair so ya.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

well i already have some but if it has to start from the original plot then: during the time when Ed leaves in new moon Jasper could bring himself to leave without saying he is sorry to Bella. When the only one not to leave her is Jazz , she starts to see him in a new light.

12. If One and Five got together, Would One's ex get together with Seven?

if Bella/Rose , Ed/Esme ugh no lol random

13. Create a title for a Four/Nine humor fic.

Jazz/Jane The Jc Connection ahaha jk Common Ground ( cuz of blood idk lol i coundn't think)

14. Would Five and Eight make a good couple?

Rose/ Carl ugh ugh ugh no not really ,maybe if they met first

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

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The Avatar Abandoned by The 13th Unlucky Jinx reviews
Aang wasn't frozen for 100 years, he wasn't even born in the Eastern Air Temple. He was born into a family of travelling Air Nomads who abandoned him in the Fire Nation as a baby, Full Sum inside, AU/AR, Zukaang slash! Rated for safety.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,811 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Aang, Zuko
Opposites Attract by CheshireTears reviews
Draco meets a girl and his world is turned upside down. Sorry, it's a bit OOC, because it's supposed to be, plus I just love Draco! I didn't want him to be a TOTAL bastard, and he's my new favorite character!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Draco M., OC
If only by fizzymacfizzfizz reviews
Jasper fell for Alice when they first meet, but hes too scared to go for it. But Jasper isn't the only one interested, James, the school bully, has his own plans for the little Alice. Lemon, abuse and violence. Rated M! AH. Dark fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,171 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Into the Dark by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Edward Cullen has to learn to live without his eye sight, after an accident with his two brothers leaves him blind. He finds himself falling into a depression, but when his brother Emmett's long lost sister appears at their door step,will there be hope?AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Nerd by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Deja Vu by crazysane reviews
No one ever really forgets, it all stays there, no matter whether you want it to or not. Mel is 14 old genius, but why can't she figure out the reason someone she's never spoken to, looks so familiar.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,886 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Changeling by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Bella Swan is a faerie disguised as human *Changeling*. What happens when she meets the Cullen's and knows they're vampires? Disclaimer: I dont own Twilight/Tithe ect... Claimer: I DO own Mikayla, Sonya, Kierston, and my Bella. Some characters OOC
Crossover - Twilight & Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,684 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
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within our power reviews
it starts off when the midnighters go to the salt flats to save rex.
Midnighters - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009
Watching the Cullens reviews
Bella get a new mission to keep an eye on the Cullens. She is in the fey secret service. They are in charge of all mythical creatures.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella
Running reviews
So Edward and Bella are both adopted. There parents are Myrtle and Jebidiah. Myrtle treats them bad.Not being able to take it Edward wants to run away from it all.when Bella makes one wrong move, shes gone. What does Edward have to live for.Can Alice help
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
No one really want's to be a vampire reviews
...becouse this is what it's like. i put you in the shoes of a vampire. when you are in a bloodlust fit, you really aren't becouse youdont hold the reins. caution dark and no twilight characters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
No it's not Normal reviews
harry was abused by the dersleys and is now staying with severus snape instead of going to hogwarts for his first year inorder to recover. he is now close to full recover and acounts what got him there. memory fic. mentor fic. rated for abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
make me whole reviews
Bella wasn't a mere human when she first arrived at forks. She has been missing the piece to make her half a whole. what if another vamp she lays eyes one is in the same boat. one- shot unless enough reviews. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Life always changes reviews
Leassy goes to California to stay with her mom for summer. She has to go to summer school. She meets Edward who can read her mind. She sees things most don’t. Twilight/ Wicked Lovely.
Crossover - Twilight & Wicked Lovely - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Edward
Daddy say's reviews
my oc Adore faces abuse in her home from her father. she is now starting high school at forks and notices the cullens, who unfortunatly notice her a little to much for her liking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Jasper, Angela