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Hello and Welcome :) ~

Name: Its too hard to pronounce... (damn as Gaeilge)

Age: 14

Favourite colours: Red,blue,green,white and Purple

Fav band\singers: Evanesence, Paramore, Linken Park, Pink, Florence + The Machine, Ellie Goulding, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Utada Hikaru, The Killers and any song from Glee (I`m a Gleek!)

Well, if anyone is interested, here`s a little bit about me : I love horoscopes and starsigns and all that. I`m an aries with a moon in taurus and a scorpio rising . I love drawing! Looove it. And people seem to think Im good at it too! It`s like my form of therapy. I absolutely adore snacks, food and ANYTHING to do with sugar (especially blue raspberry slushies!) I`m a ballet dancer and have been for most my life. Im not emo,or goth,or jock or..whatever. Really. I have no idea what stereotype I fit into...Im a bit of a nerd/geek ,but Im DAMN proud of it! :D I can be quiet and shy at times, or I can be talkative and giddy. (people say I have a bubbly personality) I adore sarcasm..where would we be without? :D

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I want to move to America and become an animator\cartoonist when I m older(hopefully for cartoons like Invader Zim,or Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy) or something along those lines :)

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Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: On the Massive with the Tallests!

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Hmmm...Tallest Red? Or Purple..

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Tallest Purple! Apart from him being an Almighty Irken alien Leader,we have ALOT in common! (Mmmmm...curly fries!)

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: Iggins..That kid...

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: Backseat Drivers from beyond the stars, Battle of the planets, Parent teacher night, The nightmare begins XD

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: THE ALMIGHTY TALLESTS!

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: ummm...Purple!...NO!...Red!...wait...Purple...Red...uhhhh?? (its impossible to choose..)

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: "OMG ITS INVADER ZIM!" then scream like the crazy fangirl I am (yep..Id spazz out if I saw Zim)

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: GIR! Well both jump around and dance like craaaaaazzzziiii to P!NK!

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Tallest Red! Hes a good leader,and hes smart,and we both like the same food(SNACKS!)...he he...no other reasons... .

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: Ummmm...sorry?...I was kinda hoping for someone a little more...taller?

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: Its one of the only ones that make sense on the show,(even though it will NEVER happen) ZimXGaz

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My Answer: ...and were "evaluating"the invaders,while eating snacks and forcing them to do puppet shows for us! (if the dont,they get pummeled)

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Hanging out on the Massive ,destroying random enemy planets for fun!

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: Zim: "Why was there BACKON IN THE SOAP??"

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: "But my Tallests! Invaders blood runs through my veins! Like giant radio-active RUBBER PANTS! The pants comand me..Do not ignore my veins!"

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: "One day,youll be sitting in your house feelin all safe and secure,and then youll look over,and Ill be there...DOINSTUFF!

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer: When they first appear in The Nightmare Begins. XD I remember watching this when it first came out when I was 6..

Red: "See? Told you they like the lasers."

Purple: "Why is everything always lasers with you? Im telling you,Smoke machines are what the people really (gets shot in the eye with laser) NYAAH! (falls to the ground)

Crowd: (cheers)

Red: "See?"

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer: "But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes.."

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: Gir: "It was me! I was the turkey ALL ALONG! Me!"

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1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes...

3) How many houses have you lived in? Just 1

4) Favourite candy bar? Curly Wurly bars XD

5) Favourite shoes? My runners

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Only on bouncy castles and trampolines..Im such a kind person

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No,proberably when I was younger though

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes...it was horrible..all of the other kids ran to the other side of the room,screaming.. (I miss those days..)

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Snacks!!

12) Favourite genre of music? Everything.. Rock,pop,metal,dance, all of it!

13) What is your zodiac sign? Aries

14) What time were you born? 9:28 pm

15) Do you like beer? No

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Hellz yeah! funniness!

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Ehh..Im not sure

18) Are you sarcastic? Me? sarcastic? Never... ¬_¬

19) What are your favourite colours? Red, blue, green,white, purple!

20) How many watches do you own? One

21) Summer or winter? Winter. Pjs and X-Mas! :D

23) Favourite colour to wear? Red

24) Pepsi or Sprite? coke!

25) What colour is your mobile phone? Black and pink

26) Where is your second home? Err..my grandads house? Were all welcome there apparently.. :)

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Only by accident..

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Uh huh,lots of cavities..(yaay sugar!)

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? just one light,on the ceiling

30) How many video games do you own? I have no idea!

31) What was your first pet? A cute lil dog,who attacked my cousin...I never saw her again..

32) Ever had braces? No

33) Do looks matter? No,its whats on the inside that counts (never heard that one before)

34) Do you use chapstick? Sometimes in Winter

35) Name 3 teachers from your Secondary school. Mrs.Johnson..Mr. Ryan.. Ms.O Conner

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Never heard of them?

37) Are you too forgiving? YES!

38) How many children do you want? Maybe two or three

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Theres no Hot Topic stores over here..

40) Favourite breakfast meal? Pancakes!!

41) Do you own a gun? No..guns are illegal :(

42) Ever thought you were in love? Kinda..

43) When was the last time you cried? Funeral.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? How should I know?

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Ehh...Olive Garden?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Once..but no one else heard me,thank God..

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yes

48) Nicknames? Yep...too bad youll never know!

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No..well,only on Two and a Half men

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No,but ive been to KFC! (close enough)

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? There are none over here

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No..? O.o

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No. I cant afford them...(I wish I was joking..)

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Ehh,yeah :)

57) Do you dye your hair? Nope! It's natural

58) Does anyone like you? I hope so :)

59) What year were you born? 1996

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Umm...I wasnt born.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No...God no..

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Mc Donalds..

63) Do you like yourself? Yeah

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Both :)

65) Favourite physical feature of the preferred sex? eyes

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No,not really

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Tooth paste? Yes

68) Do you own a webcam? No

69) Have you ever stripped? ...What is wrong with you?

70) Ever broke a bone? Nope

72) Do you chat on AIM often? I don't have an AIM

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles!

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I hope not :\

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats!

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? I dont care for either..

77) Did you like your high school guidance counsellor? Yeah,shes nice

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes,once when i was younger..but i forgave them..

80) Do you own a car? HA! Like Im responsible enough to NOT crash into a tree and die!

81) Can you cook? Without making the microwave splode?...Then no,I wouldnt count on it..

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. Steriotypes..(not EVERY irish person is a f-cking leprachaun with an alchohol problem!!)

2. When youre looking forward to eating your lunch in skool,and then realize you left it at home..

3. When the laptop turns off by itself! How does it DO that? :O

83) Do you text message often? Whenever I have credit,yeah

84) Money or love? Money-I can BUY love then! XP heh,nah love conquers all

85) Do you have any scars? A couple,not a lot

86) What do you want more than anything right now? CUPCAKES!!

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Yes

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit!

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yup!

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No,but I love the song! (its the-EYE OF THE TIGER- its the THRILL OF THE FIGHT!)

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Of course,who doesnt like colouring??

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mam OR dad.. (my memory REALLY sucks!)

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My brother..

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My friend when she went on her holidays and left meh.. :(

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My brother (we have a good, Hate\Hate relationship going on)

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Thats classified

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? I cant remember...

100) Who was the last person that called you? My friend Rebecca :)

1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)?
L, Near, Mello and Ryuk :D

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

L/OC, Near/OC or Matt/Mello :)

3. Are you a Death Note yaoi or hentai fan?

Eh, yaoi`s alright if it`s written well :)

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

No, but I`d love to! Maybe as Near or Matt...or Watari! ^^

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:

L: Change the World novel, Death Note 13 How to Read, Another Note: The LABB Murder Cases, the first 4 manga`s and a poster that is hanging proudly on my wall!

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?

Not really.. I`d probably annoy the hell out of all of them.. -_-

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?
I`d have to say Near/Matt. I don`t think Mello could stay in the same room as Near for long without trying to kill him...

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?
L/Misa! Misa deserves better than Light.

9. Did you think Matt's death was fair?

No!! He was only there for a few minutes. And when he tried to surrender he got shot many times. It was disgraceful T_T

10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end?
I think Mello realised that neither he nor Near could defeat Kira by themselves.

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?

I understand it, but definitely not. A murderer is still a murderer.

12. Your favorite Wammy kid?
It has to be L! :)

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?

ANTI

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?

Yep!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
No not yet.

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?
Yes!! XD

17. Sub or dub?
Dub. It`s just easier to follow when you understand what they`re saying.

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?

Anit-Misa. Sure she`s cute and charming, but she`s the Second Kira! And very annoying..

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?
Both.

20. Do you even know who BB is?
Of course! He`s the person behind the LABB Murders, with an obsession with surpassing L and he loves Jam ^_^

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Sexy nerd! :D

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
Probably Mello. If he can look good in leather he can look good in anything!

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?
Weirdly-Awesome.. or Awesomely Weird, whatever way you look at it, he`s just down right creepy o.O

24. Which character would be the best OOC?

Light for some reason.

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?
Well I wouldn`t be here if I didn`t . :P

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?
No, I`m a crap writer...

27. Do you like lemons?

Meh, if it`s written well then yeah.

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?
Not really, my mam has seen them alot but doesn`t really know them.

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?
I`ve seen a few episodes XD

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?
No I haven`t , I should though!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?
Nope.

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?
I doodled a little picture of L, but no one recognized it. One girl in my class saw it, but she just thought it was some emo guy.. ¬_¬

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
No XD I`m surprised they haven`t though, my geography copy is full of doodles, including "emo-L"

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?
No.

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?
Well I was broke anyway so..

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?
Hell to the no! I wouldn`t be able to handle the responsiblilty..

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?

Yeah but I can`t do anything about it...

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?

Yeah, but I have no idea how many there are XP

39. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns?
Yep!! :D

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?

In my mind ^^

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?

Nope not too much :)

Light
(X)You have a big aim in life
(X)You hate to lose
You feel that your eyes change colors with your behavior
(X)You are obsessed.
(x)Your intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s.
You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims.
You have talent to seduce the opposite gender.

Total: 4

L
(X)You love candy.
You don’t care about how you look.
You walk/sit curved.
(X)You are a genius. (well, I think I am XP)
(X)You have dark circles around your eyes.
You are thin no matter what you eat.
(X)You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love.

Total: 4

Misa
You love someone blindly.
You would do everything for that ‘someone’.
You dress in a very peculiar way.
(X)You can’t tell when people are joking around with you.
You can’t handle alcohol very well.
You are very jealous.
You can make people do what they don’t want to do.

Total: 1

Mello
(X)You love chocolate.
You were confused at least for once with the opposite gender.
You always dress dark and tight clothes.
You are always second.
You have a burn/scar on your face.
(X)You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes.
Near creeps you out a little bit.

Total: 2

Matt
You are always playing video games.
You smoke.
You wear streaky shirts.
(X)You would do anything for your friends.
You use glasses that look like goggles.
(X)You are always relaxed. (well, almost always.)
(X)You are very affectionate to your best friend.

Total:3

Near
You are patient to the limit. (oh how I wish..)
(X)You always win.
(X)You have Peter Pan syndrome.
(X)You love to wear pajamas.
(X)You are very intelligent.
(X)You have a lot of abilities using your hands.(lol not that way pervs XD)
Your hair is of a weird color.

Total: 5

Mikami
(X)You believe in a god.
You search for justice everywhere.
You use glasses.
You are/want to be a lawyer.
You don’t care about following orders as long as it’s for justice’s sake.
You support Kira unconditionally.
All your life is perfectly planned.

Total: 1

Ryuk
(X)You love apples.
(X)You are bored.
(X)You think that humans are… INTERESTING!
(X)You laugh in a weird way…
You don’t let your feelings lead you.
When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides.
(X)You are a little bit crazy and weird.

Total: 5

Matsuda
(X)Some people think that you are an idiot.
(X)You always see someone’s good side.
You know someone who is an example for you.
You don’t think Kira is either good or evil.
You talk about a love life that you don’t have.
(X)You do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you.
You are pretty, but old.

Total: 3

So I`m Near and Ryuk.. interesting :D

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (...we are known for our beer! )
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (only a quarter Italian)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist (yaay! FIRE! Muwahaha!!)

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Behind the Mask by Kimanda reviews
England has always been difficult to understand. To others and to himself, England has always hid behind his mask. But what happens when that mask is suddenly taken away? England must find himself again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 518,035 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 9/18/2010 - England/Britain, America
Don't Call Me by Slurpee Monster reviews
Gir shouldn't be allowed near the communications room... ever.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Gir, Purple, Zim, Dib - Complete
You Got HaruhiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
Watch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon
Pieces of Sunlight by mistspinner reviews
My heart is like a rainbow shell/That paddles in a halcyon sea... Drabbles, ficlets, and birthday requests for members of my fandom family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,302 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012
A Lucky Mistake by putyournamehere reviews
After Wales's experiment goes wrong, an unfortunate change comes over our favourite English gentlemen. Now England with have to deal with female hormones, frilly dresses and having his pervy fellow nations chase after him. Rated T for now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,414 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - England/Britain
Fire and Scars by DragonontheField reviews
What happens when a man Yekaterina had every reason to fear begins to open old wounds? What happens when she falls in love with him? Germany/Ukraine WWII, Nazi!Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,354 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Germany, Ukraine
Dooky Happens by Coniine reviews
Zim had forgotten. Dib never realized. All it took was an intergalactic war for Zim and Dib to see that there was no time for a kids game. -light ZADR, rated for violence-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,864 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Zim, Dib
The Contest of Epic Insanity by Ratt9 reviews
Light wants a Light Saber...he challenges L to a who-can-stay-up-longest contest, and they're allowed to do anything to stay up! Craziness follows! Crackfic. Ended 8/07/2010. Decided to revise it a bit 4/07/2011 .
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Confessions by Melanie Swirls reviews
Nate Rivers was the boy hidden behind the mask of indifference, Near was the one above it, and Near, was the only thing Nate ever truely regretted. Poem.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Near - Complete
To The Microwave And Beyond! by OtterFrog reviews
One doesn't always need spaceships or electronic equipment to make contact with extraterrestrials. Sometimes all one needs is a simple kitchen appliance!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Red, Purple
Lawliet & Company by BeyondLawlietBeyondCompare reviews
L Lawliet is kickin it at Whammy's for the entire month of October. WARNING: Rated T for cursing, fighting, hair-pulling, pop-culture bashing, numerous one-liners, drunk Near, and more dick jokes than you can shake a cock at. Very slight OOC-ness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,135 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - L, Near
Ridiculously Short Stories by Ojex XIII reviews
the title says it all. this is a series of ridiculously short oneshots. ratings will varie for each story from K to T.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/7/2008
Wammy Minds Think Alike by Crimson Cupcake reviews
-CHAP. 9- Yagami Light is Kira, but nobody believes L. So he has an idea. A wonderful idea. A disastrous idea. Why not pay a visit to Wammy's House? Great minds think alike, after all. But there is more to the House than meets the ordinary eye. Slight AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,880 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - L, Light Y.
Bathtime oO by Loves-Chihuahuas reviews
How exactly do Light and L go about getting clean when they are chained together? A whole host of scenarios, multi-chapter. No slash, but very embarrassing and at times awkward! Not lewd, just funny. Everyone plays a part. Please R&R
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - L, Light Y.
the barely there moments by Amaryne reviews
Times where Linda decides to speak to Near. The one time Near decides to return the favour. Near, Linda and a hearty dose of Matt. ROMANCE.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Near, Linda - Complete
Easter at Wammy's by Dlvvanzor reviews
Roger hated Easter. He hated the other holidays for good and valid reasons too, of course, but Easter was special. It was simply impossible to hide eggs from 72 genius children. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Roger - Complete
Little Melancholies by R. Controversy reviews
The people, places and events Suzumiya Haruhi's life encapsulated. Melancholies in 101 words each. Tell your friends.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 102 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Complete
Linda by Apathetical reviews
She could have been brilliant...could have changed the world.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Linda, A - Complete
Titan Tales by FrivolousFlare reviews
A series of stories with a fairytale theme. One for each of my fave pairings! Third one: a Flinx. 'Jump Side Story' It's not really a fairytale but hey, it's a story isn't it? This one's done in two parts.Second part is...UP! Please R&R!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,931 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
On the Musing of Modern Fairy Tales by Tari Silmarwen reviews
One-shot. Movie night at the Tower becomes weirder when the Titans see a little of themselves in the characters. Meta rambling ensues, featuring Disney's "Enchanted" as the medium. Rob/Star and BB/Rae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Orphanage Alphabet by Mistress Serethiel reviews
A poem on how A might have died at Whammy's.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/25/2009 - A, BB - Complete
His Last Tears by girlfriday900 reviews
The last time Near ever cried, was also the last time he ever lost. It was also the last time he ever tried to punch through a wall.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2009 - L, Near - Complete
Young At Heart by sTk reviews
It's Watari's Birthday
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Watari, L - Complete
Cuter by brewcha reviews
Itsuki said, "You look much cuter when you smile, you know that, Nagato-san?" - Light ItsukixYuki - Oneshot
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Itsuki K., Yuki N. - Complete
The Irken And The Earthling's War And Love by TwilightBloodBell reviews
Gaz is attacked and slips into a coma, telling Dib he must recruite the Irkens to fight alongside humans to defeat a new foe, one out for both human and Irken blood. But, can Irkens and Earthlings get along? If so, what will become of Zim and Dib? ZaDr!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 156,772 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Dib, Zim
Xiaolin Monologues by FranFenn reviews
A selection of monologues from the xiaolin monks. more a character excersise than a story. 1. Omis thoughts on Raimundo as the new leader. 2. Kimikos thoughts on who she loves. 3. Clay shares a moment with a sandwich 4. Raimundo on how hes developed.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
Gir's journey into the stars and beyond! by candelight reviews
Aww! The unthinkable happens! They run out of Gir's favorite gum! Now, the distraught little bot must make a journey that will move millions! First Gir fiction! Hope you like it-please review!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Gir, Minimoose - Complete
My Beautiful by argenttmccall reviews
As Raimundo sits and enjoys the rain, Kimiko watches him, and reflects on his inner and outer beauty. RxK. Twoshot. Edit: Chapter 3 is in Raimundo's POV. Disclamer: I don't own XS -sadly-
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Raimundo, Kimiko - Complete
Mother's Day Doom by JoeMerl reviews
A short, melancholy Mother's Day poem. One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Zim - Complete
The Dragon's Shadow by Kaizer Xi reviews
JTHMXiaolin Showdown Crossover. I can't finish this properly, I'm sorry. Details of what was going to happen are now included. All authors welcome to finish the story themselves if they like. Sorry.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
Out of His Element by LovelyGucci reviews
For someone who's good at everything, women are still a mystery to the world's greatest detective.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,765 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - L - Complete
The Mercury by Crazii Choco reviews
Kimiko is growing up, getting out, finding her way, getting her way. All she wants to do is have fun, but has she been poisoned by this? And are her true friends at risk of getting poisoned too?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Kimiko
Masquerade by xxFireWarriorxx reviews
AU: A long time ago in a small kingdom, there lived a princess and a middle-class boy... What happens when the two meet at a masquerade ball? RaixKim
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Raimundo, Kimiko - Complete
Marked Feelings by AuthorSquared reviews
Okay I dont love him - there other feelings. Rated T SLASH Clay/Raimundo
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Clay, Raimundo
And Then Dib Blew Up by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
Fanfictions written by the cast of Zim! Examples are Zim, Dib, Gaz, GIR, Ms. Bitters, the Tallest, Tak, Iggins, Minimoose, Skoodge, Keef, Bill, Prof. Membrane, Gretchen, Nny for some reason, the Roboparents, Sizz Lorr, Mimi, and one last guest star.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,589 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
She's Beautiful by Interfuge reviews
Beast Boy and Raven Oneshot. Beast Boy reflects on when he first felt feelings for Raven. Funny. Good to read if you are bored, but feelin' lazy... Rated T for language...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Beast Boy - Complete
Over the Hills and Far Away by Merdina reviews
An alliance between Irk and Eiscalia brings more trouble to the Massive than Red and Purple had bargined for. When Red is taken prisoner for a crime he didn't commit, Purple is left with more than he can handle on his own.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,579 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Red, Purple
Spin the bottle of DOOM! by RulerofFire reviews
Based on a question or demand from my other story 'Questions for the cast', we all are forced to play spin the bottle. Watch for a lot of chaos, Fire, and random moments! No Flames. I will update whenever I get the chance.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,558 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Zim
Did you know? by Jokerina reviews
The boys are in a car accident and gets trapped in the debris. Kyle and Cartman have a talk while they wait for help. Not really slash but you can see it the way you want to see it. Rated K due to slight language and violence.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Skool Assignment by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Series of short oneshots. Zim has to write a poem? Gee, I wonder what he'd write... update More poem assignments from the cast.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Zim, Dib, Gir, Gaz - Complete
Mercy Rule by Her Sweetness reviews
Series of drabbles through which Mello continuously challenges Near to various competitions. Dressing in drag, mudwrestling, masochism, Mello's hotness, Matt's obsessive pwning and much more ensue.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,249 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
One With The Elements by xxFireWarriorxx reviews
Four drabbles about the Xiaolin monks, their respective elements, and how each of them is connected to his/her element.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Dear Evil Nickelodeon Overlords by ckret2 reviews
Okay, so cancellation isn't fun. But the Tallest are willing to admit that there are worse fates. Just imagine some of the alternatives! ...Besides, they thought a show about that loser Zim was a pretty dumb idea to begin with. Crackfic, oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Purple, Red - Complete
The Junkyard Planet of Frim by megadoomingir reviews
When Tallest Red steals one of Tallest Purple's most prized of teddies, ZiM is sent to Frim, the junkyard planet, to retrieve it. The tacos will fly in the search for Pur's beloved teddy. Monkeys, pigs, mayonnaise, why haven't you clicked this yet?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Red, Purple
The Worst Fanfic Ever Written by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
Everything I hate about JTHM fanfics in one fanfic of ultimante stupidness. This isn't supposed to be comedy. It's supposed to be a warning to all the horrible fanfic writers out there... do us all a favor and stop writing.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Environment of a Soldier by Ice-Song reviews
Zim unwillingly finds himself in charge of a personalitiless smeet after he escapes his 'defective' conviction on Irk. He awkwardly tries to teach the young Irken how to live while keeping his ego in tact and Gir out of trouble.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,738 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006
Super Nacho Flavored Cheeze Brand Squirt Cheeze by DemonSurfer reviews
Oh dear, Purple likes his squirt cheese a little TOO much...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Purple, Red - Complete
The Trial by Phoenix Skyborne reviews
The script of the episode that never was presented in story format. I wrote this in an attempt to 'flesh it out'. It's much more than just dialogue, people.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Zim, Purple, Red, Gir - Complete
If you were Gay by Tapangwa reviews
A story of complete nonsense involving the Tallest and a singalong
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Purple, Red - Complete
I am Normal by Betryal reviews
He was normal in the worst way possible. oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Zim - Complete
Torn Together by Betryal reviews
A prank leaves Red and Purple stuck on earth with Zim. They become tangled in an age old plot to destroy all Irkens. A plot that involves Gaz and her deceased mother.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,834 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Red, Purple
Lost Episode: Top of the Line by Rasputin Zero reviews
Resurrected from the flaming wreckage of ZiM episode concepts, my personal rendition of an established storyline. Please read the sequel: Lost Episode: Small War
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Zim, Gir - Complete
I Gots Me A HOBBY! by Penname wa Silver B reviews
GIR gets himself a hobby! Chaos is wrought! Dear spork it's horrible! The author needs reviews! This is a desperate plea for mental help! My daddy never hugged me! Just read it!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2005
What, are you Crazy? by Naturally High reviews
A oneshot fic about ZADR. . .WARNING: This fic mocks ZADR! IF YOU LIKE ZADR, TURN BACK! If you don't, READ! READ IT!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
The Great Invaders Fic of Very Ficcish DOOM! by Yuki KIKI reviews
Stand in awe as the cast of Invader Zim writes a fanfic of their very own. (It was only a matter of time until Zim entered his own fandom...)
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,642 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 8/5/2004