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Joined 02-19-09, id: 1843133, Profile Updated: 07-16-12
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Naruto.

So, I'm really a weird person. "Completely mental" if Ron has anything to say about it. I love doing impressions of no one in particular, they mostly comprise of different accents that burst forth all of a sudden causing the people around me to either stare in shock or laugh their asses off... Or both...

I love Nightwish, Within Temptation, Wolf's Rain, Harry Potter, Twilight, dogs, Kellan Lutz, chocolate and Tom Felton who I am going to marry. All I need to do is move to England, find him, get him to ask me out, get him to fall in love with me (which shouldn't be very difficult as I am brilliant and everyone must love me...!!), get him to propose and then get married!! Good plan, yes?

My favorite songs are 'Seven days to the wolves' by Nightwish and 'The Howling' by Within Temptation.

The thing you will most likely find me doing during my free time is reading or day dreaming.

I am really lazy and enjoy bossing people around. But, come on, lets face it... Who doesn't?

I love horses. I shall convince Tom to buy me a stable. With the horses.

If a guy ever serenaded me, I would throw rotten vegetables at him. I think I shall start my collection now. However, if Tom did it, I would swoon.

My life's aim is to annoy as many people as I can. What's that? "Why?" you ask? Well, simply because I can! They love me. They all do. There's no need to pretend otherwise. I know it's true...

If it were my last day on Earth, you would find me snogging the person of my dreams to within an inch of said persons life.

I want to learn sign language before I die. Acting things out can be funny but a bit trying at times.

All in all, I think...

Enough said...

Cheers..

This is a survey from Professor Cassandra’s profile that I found quite interesting. The questions are hers, but the answers are mine.

Question 1:What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?

I love them all. Especially because the way they are written matures as Harry does.

Question 2:What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?

I don’t have any favorites though I do like to watch Chamber of Secrets a lot because of the Slytherin vs Gryffindor match.

Question 3:Who is your favorite character?

Books: The Weasley twins.

Movie: Draco Malfoy, Ronald Weasley.

Question 4:What is your favorite spell?

The Patronus.

Question 5:Who is your favorite teacher at Hogwarts?

Professor Lupin.

Question 6:Who is your favorite Death Eater (Voldemort included)?

Lucius Malfoy.

Question 7:Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?

Luna Lovegood.

Question 8:What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?

I’d like to be in Slytherin. (Don’t look at me like that… Wouldn’t you like to be in the same house as the gorgeous Draco Malfoy??)

Although seeing as I am:

Not cunning nor ambitious, I won’t be in Slytherin.

VERY lazy so Hufflepuff would not take me in.

Not nerd enough for Ravenclaw though I do love to read.

Reckless, loyal and quite brave actually.

So... Dun dun dun…

GRYFFINDOR!!

Question 9:Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?

The Order of course. My first mission would be to catch that blasted Death Eater in training Draco Malfoy and… err… “Interrogate” him…

Question 10:If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?

Draco.

Surprised?

Question 11:Who would be your best friend?

Luna, but I would also hang out with Ginny, Neville, Harry, Ron, Hermione and the twins.

Question 12:Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?

I didn’t realize that they postponed it for the money. I thought it was for the work. But now that I know, I think it’s really lame. I was SO looking forward to the movie.

Question 13:What is your favorite magical creature?

Phoenix, werewolves and dragons. ( I know how to count, I realize that’s three… Shush!)

Question 14:What is your favorite class at Hogwarts?

DADA with Professor Lupin, but other than that I think Transfiguration.

Question 15:Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?

Why? She’s really sweet.

NOT!!

Yes, I would really like to throw that ugly old toad into a boiling vat of acid.

Question 16:What character would you dress up as for Halloween?

Bellatrix.

Question 17:How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?

My dad.

Question 18:How did you get into Harry Potter?

I have always loved reading. And when I was 11, my dad bought these books that were about this boy called ‘Harry Potter’. I was curious, I read them and I was hooked.

Question 19:What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?

When Sirius died. I didn’t cry like that until I read Deathly Hallows. Then Remus died...

Question 20:Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?

Driving lessons.

Wait. I think that’s what the movie is called. Rupert Grint is in it, and I didn’t find the movie particularly interesting, but I watched it anyway.

Question 21:Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubatons?

Hogwarts.

Question 22:What was your favorite Triwizard task?

The lake.

Question 23:Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?

I trusted him until he killed Dumbledore. Just like the rest of the order I guess. Shame on me.

Question 24:Do you read or write fanfiction?

Mostly read. I love the humor fics about Voldemort and the Death Eaters. (Way to go Professor Cassandra!!)

Question 25:Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?

All of them.

Question 26:What position would you play in Quidditch?

Chaser.

Question 27:What was your favorite moment in any of the books?

The Battle of Hogwarts.

Question 28:What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?

I wish that Draco wasn’t still so confused at the end, and that he would have fought against Voldemort.

Question 29:Would you join the DA?

Yep.

Question 30:Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend?

Perhaps while he was still Tom. Dating him after would just be disgusting. Yes, the whole snake thing... EEEWWWW!!

Question 31:What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?

Lily, Luna or Bellatrix.

Question 32:What type of wand would you have?

Maple, 9 inches, phoenix feather core.

Question 33:What would your pet be?

An owl, phoenix or Sirius. ( Buahahahahaha)

Question 34:If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?

The Blacks…

Question 35:Which Hallow would you most like to have?

The cloak.

Question 36:What is your favorite horcrux?

The diary.

Question 37:Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?

Yes… (Bother bother bother...)

Question 38:What would your patronus be?

A WOLF. I have a strange fondness for them.

Question 39:What would be your animagus form?

Border Collie.

Question 40:Who is your favorite Marauder?

GAH!! I have to pick ONE?? NOOO!!

Moony, Padfoot and Prongs!! ( I know there is hardly anything about Prongs in the books, but after reading so much fan fiction… you know... And no, I do not confuse 1 and 3.. Get over yourself.)

Question 41:If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?

Ollivanders.

Question 42:Favorite member of the Black family?

The Black brothers.

Question 43:Favorite member of the Weasley family?

Percy... Ahahahaha... Only kidding... Gred and Forge...

Question 44:Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?

Cedric.

Question 45:Who is your favorite actor in the films?

Tom Felton!!

Question 46:(insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here).

Kate Winslet should totally play Narcissa Malfoy.

Question 47:What would you wear to the Yule Ball?

An emerald dress.

(No, it will not be made of emeralds, it will be Emerald green… The color.)

Question 48:How many times have you read the series?

Many many many many many many many times.

Question 49:Who is your favorite couple?

James and Lily.

Question 50:Did you like this survey?

Yes, I did actually.

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No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sapphire and Sunshine by Raicheru reviews
Gaara is struggling to deal with his growing physical and emotional reactions to Naruto. But when the blonde goes missing for more than a week and returns traumatized, will Gaara be able to tell him how he feels without causing more damage? GaaraxNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,893 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Wait You're Not A Masseuse by Le.Jester.Vixen reviews
The Straw Hats are having a miniature vacation on a resort island. After having fun Luffy wants to try something new and asks for a massage. (Definitely rated M for a reason) -Revised-
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,697 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2010 - [Luffy, T. Law] - Complete
KarmaYaoi Edit by fuzzibunniez reviews
Collection of Ichigo One Shots. YAOI Mature. Review please and make pairing suggestions
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,711 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Ichigo K., J. Ukitake
The Super Amazing SasuNaru Fanfic by SecretSky reviews
Just a short parodying the many, MANY tropes in SasuNaru fandom that we love or hate...and love to hate. "Sasuke looked in surprise at Naruto's big blue bedroom eyes. They were like sapphire flowers of blue sea skies, and blue carpet. Naruto stared back at Sasuke's murky onyx somber, jet-black orbs of lust. 'I love you, Sissypoodle.' He snarfed."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Remember Me by Dashel reviews
Sasuke loses his memory while fighting Naruto and is put into Naruto's care in Konoha while he recovers and tries to regain his memory. But is regaining his memory the best thing for Sasuke or would be better living out the rest of his life unaware?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 135,330 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Meddlesome Jutsu by smartcat reviews
When some people just don't know when to stop meddling. Dead OR Alive. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,625 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Exception to the Rule by iluvfairytail reviews
Laxus has always been a lady's man, but when he develops feelings for Freed, one of his closest friends, he doesn't know how to cope. Can he accept this unexpected change of heart before he loses Freed for good? (Shonen Ai/Yaoi - Rated M for language and suggestive adult content)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Laxus D., Freed J. - Complete
RE: Impulse by Aineyel reviews
ByakuyaxIchigo. Continuation of Impulse, more or less from Ichigo's perspective. Warnings: Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Ichigo K., Byakuya K.] - Complete
Impulse by Aineyel reviews
ByakuyaxIchigo One-Shot. When enough was enough, Byakuya took action following a mere impulse. Warnings: Yaoi. Gets a bit steamy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Byakuya K., Ichigo K.] - Complete
Merry Christmas Neji-nii by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
A sad Christmas after the Fourth Great Shinobi War. Neji contemplates moving on to the next life.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Exposed by Dana-Eliza reviews
Contains spoilers for the latest manga chapters! Obito visits Kakashi as he has done so many times already. He dares to touch him this time, but what happens when Kakashi actually wakes up? Yaoi, ObiKaka, happens when Obito is still known as Tobi, the goofy "5 year old"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H. - Complete
OverDose by ChildLikeProblems reviews
His body craved for the sweet taste of someone's fear. Tears of pain. Chants of worship. Whines and moans from the person below him. Faces of horror and panic. Lust and desire. The need was growing by the second. Eating at his soul. Destroying his insides so only this bitter disease stayed. It laughed at him. Mocked him. Harshly aimed to break the man. Corrupt him. (OneShot)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2012 - T. Law, E. Kidd - Complete
Winter Islands by vividdecadence reviews
When you're from South Blue, winter islands can be the most annoying thing ever. Along with a certain Heart Captain...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/29/2012 - E. Kidd, T. Law - Complete
Romantic by Perpetual Concern reviews
Trafalgar Law was not one for mushy, lovey-dovey relationships.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2012 - T. Law - Complete
The Unexpected by Eustass-ya reviews
Law tried to run away from it. When that didn't work, he tried his best to just ignore it. But no matter what he did, in the end, his feelings for Kid were still there. And just when he was coming to terms with it, all hell broke loose. How will it turn out? Kid/Law, Rated T for language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2012 - E. Kidd, T. Law - Complete
Running Red Lights by aksdlhfklsd reviews
AU. They were a head-on collision waiting to happen. —Itachi/Deidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
When Kid Thinks, He Thinks by IncipientOpus reviews
A confused Kid who thinks too much, and a sadistic Law. Killer as always, present to add to Kid's misery.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2012 - E. Kidd, T. Law - Complete
An Earl's Play by scripturient reviews
Alois has teased Ciel one too many times. He'll play his game, but on his own terms. Lemon. CielxAlois.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
Summer Sonata by AkizukiSakura reviews
Naruto isn't the brightest crayon in the box; he usually has a hard time seeing things that are obvious to everyone else. Most of the time, his unique way of looking at things is a blessing - when it comes to the subtleties of romance, it's more of a curse. Particularly when it comes to stoic sand-nin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,120 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Look At Me by Chiyume reviews
Kiba goes to the local bar, determined to get drunk off his ass, but doesn't even seem to be capable of such an easy feat when suddenly he gets accompanied by none other than the school prodigy Neji Hyuuga. But what interest could someone like Neji have at a bar at this hour, and why is he buying Kiba beer?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,784 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Neji H., Kiba I. - Complete
Don't judge an Icha Icha by it's cover by Deadeye47 reviews
Kakashi viewed the world in two ways. There were people who knew him and people who didn't. And then there was Umino Iruka, who was somewhere inbetween. Kakashi's world is about to be tossed upside down. KakaIru. -Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Touch of Sunlight by InfiniteBreath reviews
An unexpected rain shower inspires Kuchiki Byakuya to lose himself in the moment. When he receives a surprise visit from Kurosaki Ichigo, Byakuya chooses to accept the chance to grab hold of a new future.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
When the Sun Sets by TENNIS-w-GUITARS reviews
When the sun goes down, the dead come up. You can't see them, but they're there. Always- never haunting, not scaring, just dropping by, checking up on those they left behind. Tonight, there is a one-sided reunion, with unheard words exchanged, because even after all that has happened the older brother will always watch over the younger.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
ECCHI NO SHACHOU by melissen reviews
CENSORED ver.Office fic with TokyoDrift style! Iruka likes the company he works for but to be an assistant of a perverted and extremely handsome billionaire looks like a big challenge. Should he do it? AU YAOI: Kakashi x Iruka, Itachi x Deidara, Naruto x Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,955 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/26/2010 - [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] [Itachi U., Deidara] - Complete
Cooperation by dbc357 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke, bitter rivals, are forced to write an essay together. The day they spend together comes with an unexpected end though. NaruSasu Yaoi AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Hate You So Much, I Love You by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
When Deidara and Sasuke make a bet on who will win this fight, Deidara makes the stakes high, and proves enemies can become lovers. Deisasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Deidara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Lasting Impression by ishime reviews
"The first time you see Trafalgar's face is, of course, on a wanted poster." Eustass Kidd's first impressions of one Trafalgar Law, doctor captain with the most ridiculous name ever heard for a pirate.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2012 - E. Kidd, T. Law - Complete
Nine Kisses Naruto by enRei reviews
Uzumaki Naruto's first kiss wasn't exaggerated and certainly not expected. It wasn't a sign of eternal love, nor was it a moment to be proud of. What about the rest? Naruto's POV about his first nine kisses and the story behind them. Beware the AU, OOC and BL.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Lost by XspriteyX reviews
ONE SHOT: If the only way to stay with Obito was to be Rin, then so be it. But what is keeping a promise and what is going too far?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
We All Dance Ballet in a Yellow Submarine by Mikila94 reviews
A total joke about why Law saved Luffy from Marineford
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Luffy, T. Law - Complete
Welcome to Hell! by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
All hail the not-so-creative title! ; Deidara is forced to give up his room to Kisame, and share with Itachi. He's sure it's going to suck, but he can't deny these feelings brewing inside of him... and what's Kisame planning? ItaDei, yaoi, lemon later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,422 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Training by Alfhild reviews
Itachi has always been willing to serve as an obstacle for Sasuke to overcome, even at eight years old. Even with potty training.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? by XantheNoelani reviews
When Sasuke wants a cookie, but someone's taken them all, how does he find out who the culprit is? Really cute story I came up with!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sleep Issues by Icy Doodles reviews
Two brothers of sixteen and twenty-one sleeping in the same bed every night...and cuddling. That's normal... right? This is yaoi. Be warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inebriated Intimacy by Skarla reviews
Shuuhei and Renji get drunk, and decide to seduce Toshiro. PWP, lemon, Shuuhei/Renji/Toshiro.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Renji A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Want by TheTrainTicket reviews
He didn't know how young Alois had been when he lost his brother – but it was clear that he'd forgotten what love was. Or maybe he never knew.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
Scents by The Raven and the Fox reviews
Naruto knows the smell of that lightning all too well: it lacks the stormy air that comes with natural thunderstorms, bringing instead the crisp tang of chakra, a hint of a human odour. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's Just Training! by AnimexxGirlxx13 reviews
Naruto just HAS to have his training, but you know, Sasuke kinda gets bored with the same old thing...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Birthmark by bluetext reviews
Naruto knows something about Sasuke that even die-hard fangirls like Sakura and Ino never knew. Now, the question is, why does he know in the first place?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pen by littlethoughtz reviews
Lat day before Christmas break, stuck in a classroom and bored. Sasuke starts to mess with a pen and unintentionally turns Naruto on. YAOI don't like don't read. NARUSASU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Goodnight, Light by Kishimojin reviews
Light is handcuffed to L, and he's going crazy. L drags him around, doesn't sleep normally, eat normally, or bathe normally. But when L agrees to let Light be in charge for one evening, what will happen? Will simply spending some time bring them together?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Your's In Eternity by CatatonicVanity reviews
Why? Was he suicidal? Did he want to die? Or was he just willing to die for me?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Clash of the Two Teams by CandyassGoth reviews
What happens when Twilight meets Harry Potter in the Malfoy Manner? HILARITY AND INSANITY The two casts meet for a random and fun-filled confrontation!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,851 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Jacob - Complete
What Would I Do by bmsnakia361991 reviews
I know he knows how I feel, but I'm thankful he never brought it up. Because he wanted things to stay the same almost as much as I did. MelloxMatt kinda sweet
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Heart Ache by Argella
Mello knew all along that Kira was going to kill him. Ties into "Angel of Death" but is a standalone. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Mello - Complete
Could Never Deny by Vaydric reviews
ONESHOT: Itachi could never deny the pale-eyed man anything, But luckily he's not the only one struggling with saying no to thier bright-eyed companion. It must be an Uchiha weakness, the one and only. ItaNeji SasuNaru Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Pink Handcuffs, Cat Boys, and Games by AntoinetteTHEawesome reviews
Ichigo meets up with Rangiku, who puts him in a compromising situation with Grimmjow... Who takes advantage. I really really suck at writing summaries but everybody who's read this said it was good, so if you read it you won't be disappointed :D
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Flirting 101 by TheShatteredRose reviews
With a magazine article on flirting in hand, the Women's Association was on the lookout for potential couples or scandals. For Rukia, though, she never expected to spy Ichigo and her Captain flirting… ::Ichigo/Ukitake::
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Ichigo K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Showmanship by nekked reviews
Wherein Sting gives them what they want and Natsu pays the price. — Sting/Natsu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Sting E., Natsu D. - Complete
Blossoming Romance by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
Passionate, unruffled. Hot-headed, composed. Red, black. He was the complete opposite of the calm, collected Captain, but, for some unknown reason, Byakuya still ended up falling in love with him. What will change in a trip together to the Real World? ByaRen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,549 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Our Hearts On Paper by Agent Texas reviews
Ichigo writes a love letter to Ishida on Valentine's day, is there any hope his affections are returned?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Grimmjow and Ulquiorra's 50 Sentences by GrimmUlquigrrrl reviews
50 sentences of GrimmUlqui or UlquiGrimm, ranging from rated K to rated M. Feel free to peruse these for inspiration, just please credit me if you use one.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Luffy Bandages BAD IDEA! by Pokepika's Haunt reviews
Why you should definitely NOT let Luffy bandage people up...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Luffy, T. Law - Complete
Sh't Naruto Says to Kiba by KibatheWolf97 reviews
All the goofy sh!t Naruto's said to his Bromeo, Kiba. Supposedly, girls with mustaches are confusing and there's no more milk. Read for a laugh, this was based on the popular 'Sh!t *blank* say/s' series. : One-shot, T for language, shounen-ai KibaNaru !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Potty Break by No No 22 reviews
Naruto has had a daily routine for the last week. Waking up, eating ramen, running to Sasuke's house, and pounding on his door till he was allowed inside. Yup. Normal Daily routine. SasuNaru Fluff! There may be excessive awwwing!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Owl by The-Cursed-Daughter reviews
This almost emaciated creature of knives and pain and hollow vengeance straddling his hips made Kakashi wonder what years with Orochimaru, followed by near isolation, had done to the boy. Kakashi/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Unfortunate Event Of One Kiba Inuzuka by smartcat reviews
Shikamaru turned to look Kiba directly in the eye. "There are reasons why doors are locked, Inuzuka." Kiba rolled his eyes, "Oh please…it's Naruto. What could he possibly be doing other than eating ramen?" Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Particular Malevolence of Rainbows by Midnight Soliloquy reviews
"Ne, Jyuushiro, what's the matter?" Shunsui asked, "You're always so good about taking your medication." "I hate that one," Jyuushiro said with a dark look towards the bottle in Shunsui's hand, "It makes me see rainbows."
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2012 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Shifteraei reviews
Anything that seems too good to be true probably is. Looking back, Natsu should have been at least a little suspicious about such a large reward for such a simple quest. But then, this is Natsu we're talking about.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
Beauty and the Pants by hostilecrayon reviews
Gray's stripping habit gets him into trouble, and Natsu finds himself with a pair of pants named Gray. Gray/Natsu, crack
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
Feelings of the Inappropriate Sort by bmsnakia361991 reviews
Renji knew that it was inappropriate, these feelings he held for his captain. He knew, instinctively, that he should never act on them. He even knew that he should never even once mention them. But still… ByakuyaxRenji
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
The Psychology of Grimmjow by Riza Winters reviews
On the hunt for revenge, Grimmjow finds Ichigo powerless and in a very vulnerable position. After intervening, he no longer knows where he stands, and neither does Ichigo. Both lost and confused, they must find their way if they wish to stop what's coming
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,047 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
WTF? by pinksnowboots reviews
Apparently, I am on crack, and the Gotei 13 is too. In which I try to write at 1 AM and end up making every bad joke imaginable. Warnings for nonsense, confusing dialogue, and crimes against humanity. Side effects may include bleeding eyelids and death.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/12/2012 - I. Kira - Complete
Tea Leaves by ILovePixie reviews
Aizen sent Grimmjow and Ulquiorra to get him some special tea leaves, only it goes wrong and they're stuck in the forest for 4 days. What will happen if those two are stuck together? GrimmUlqui... Meaning yaoi...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,021 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Bleach On Messenger by Teapotgirl reviews
Ichigo told the soul society about windows live messenger. Now nearly the whole of Gotei 13 has an acount. Was it a good idea and can Ichigo manage all the stress?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,343 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Nico di Angelo and the Philosopher's Stone by MissSwissish reviews
The Philosopher's Stone's creation is an insult to Hades. Therefore when it's safety is questioned, everyone's favourite Ghost King is sent to have it destroyed. How will Hogwarts cope with a moody demigod as a pupil?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,861 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P., Nico A. - Complete
Rival by wine.and.sun reviews
Greatness will not be measured by how brightly the flame burns; only how long it lasts. Trafalgar Law has chosen Strawhat Luffy, and he'll be defeated by no other. Post-Marineford.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/28/2011 - T. Law, Luffy - Complete
Christmas in Los Noches oneshot by Delby259 reviews
It's Aizen's orders, so they have to follow them. It's 'Christmas' in Los Noches, and the Espada are in for a game of Secret Santa! Only rated M for language
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Super Saving Santa Adventure by Emma Iveli reviews
Multi-cross! Santa gets kidnapped, and it's up to Luffy, Naruto and a rag tag group of heroes they recruit to save the jolly fat man. Will they save Christmas or will Santa's captors go insane first from the rescue attempt? Please R&R
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Naruto U., Luffy - Complete
Affectional Experiment by Amaratta reviews
When he received a card supposedly signed by Ulquiorra, suggesting that they should be friends from then onward, Grimmjow thought it was some bad joke. Little did he know that he would end up as a subject to Ulquiorra's friendship experiment which would later turn into something far more than he could ever bargain for. Slash G/U *Complete*
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,972 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra] - Complete
A Bond Like Ours by bmsnakia361991 reviews
Matt was physically incapable of subtlety. That much was obvious when suddenly Mello was surrounded in Matt's arms and the redhead casually informed him that he loved him. MxM.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Love On The Rocks by Rincewind2.0 reviews
After the Winter War, Shuuhei is sent to the Real World to see if the Visoreds pose a threat to the Soul Society. There he finally meets his savior from years back, Kensei.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,099 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Shuuhei H., Kensei M. - Complete
Duct Tape and Love by MurasakiShiori reviews
Ishida wakes up, finding himself taped to a chair. Ichigo pays a visit, and things get really awkward and heated. Yaoi! If you like it, it's worth a read. Awkward situations ensue A bit of oversensitive Ishida and a bit OOC Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
A Theory Well Tested by Shira Lansys reviews
When Sasuke refuses to tell Neji whom he has a crush on, the Hyuuga becomes determined to figure it out. He has a theory of who it might be, and now the only thing to do is to test it… Oneshot, NejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Whole New Kind of Candy by GrimmUlquigrrrl reviews
Grimmjow and Ulquiorra get a strange kind of candy when Aizen sends them to the real world for Halloween trick-or-treating. What does it do to them? Happy Halloween folks, have some GrimmUlqui loving!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Konoha Is For Lovers by AlinaLotus reviews
So Ino is here and it's cliche, with florescent lamplight and curls of cigarette smoke around them. So Ino is streaks of gold and smudged eyeliner, hot breath and glossy lips and- "Can I come in or are you just gonna stand there drooling, Forehead?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
My Tactless Sweetheart by Da Cute Snowbunny reviews
CH 8. - Sai could only watch with mild disgust, as Sakura ate her strawberry ice cream with peanut butter, gummy worms, and pineapples with marshmallows on top.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Chibi Jutsu! by Lovely Spell reviews
Neji transforms into Tori,a 12 yr old. Neji hates Naruto. Naruto likes Neji. Tsunade tells him to babysit. Naruto is slowly falling for the underage Tori. Tori might just fall for Naruto! In the end what's wrong with a bit of shonen ai, yaoi and shota?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,995 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Dirt and Doritos by Cardboard Bike reviews
A KoIzu falling in love story, and not much else. Contains lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Heat of Battle by ShadowThorne reviews
"Sorry, but King cant come out to play right now." His voice was quiet as he let his golden eyes roam over the form below him. "Name's Shiro." ONESHOT
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Finding You by DeliriousDuck17 reviews
When Draco is freed from Azkaban after being declared innocent, he moves to Forks in an attempt to heal his emotional wounds. He didn't expect to fall for a shape shifter. Also, an angry vampire and witch want revenge and plan to kill Draco.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,860 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Draco M., Jacob - Complete
If He Was a She by masruiiiik reviews
Fem!Dei -For one thing, if he was a girl, he would've still ripped his shirt off in his final moments. It's just that he wouldn't have had to blow himself up to win. Sasuke's perverted mind and his feminine assets would've done the job just fine. Crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Deidara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Goodbye, Brother by Selena Estella reviews
Ilforte's final moments as I like to picture them-with his brother. Includes character death and general sadness. Not for those who dislike tragedy. Please read, and I hope you mourned over these characters' deaths as much as I did. Twoshot. NOT slash.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Szayelaporro G., Yylfordt G. - Complete
Healing by Selena Estella reviews
Ilforte was injured and Szayel healed him. That much we know. But what happened? What did that scene look like? MY take on how Szayel helped his brother, with how I view their relationship to have been. Not slash. A bit of blood mentioned. Please R&R!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Szayelaporro G., Yylfordt G. - Complete
Unlikely Help by obsidianLight16 reviews
If there was anything Deidara and Itachi could relate to- it was having long hair. And oddly enough, it was the one thing that eased tensions between them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
That Unassuming Thing by edis0n reviews
Senbonzakura and Zangetsu wonder how their masters can be so oblivious to one another. But they both realise that Byakuya and Ichigo will realise eventually, and admit to the emotions they both feel. And perhaps, it won't take as long as they thought.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Week One by obsidianLight16 reviews
Itachi used to live a simple life. Until Sasuke was born, Naruto became the devil spawn, and Deidara entered Konohagakure. There were some things in the world Itachi just couldn't put up with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,598 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Masquerade by KeatonGrin reviews
AU When Neji agrees to help his cousin out of an arranged marriage to Inuzuka Kiba, mistaken identity leads him to play the role of Hyuuga Hinata. The more he attempts to make the attractive man hate 'her' the more he falls for the man himself. KibaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,758 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Neji H., Kiba I. - Complete
Harold Plodder and the Alchemist's Rock by ThE fLoWeR cHiLd Of ThE 6o'S reviews
Harold Plodder was only a year old when he survived Moldywart's killing curse. How is this possible? Follow his amazing journey as he attends Pigzits Academy of Magical Education, and learns what it's like to be the most famous wizard of the century.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,271 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Soul Sucking Demon by Dragons Chaotica reviews
Because where Naruto gets these things, we just don't know. Yaoi Tame, very tame, might I add Sasu/Neji and an itty bitty bit of Itachi/Gaara. Because yes, this is a crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
A Friendly Chat by Nadine25 reviews
After Going to hell evil overlords Aizen and Madara go to a cafe' to have a little chat that leads to the discovery of what went wrong with their lives and a poor waitress gets scarred for life. Rated T for language
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Madara U., S. Aizen - Complete
Ipod Shuffle challenge! by Enma Mitsukai reviews
A bunch of drabble about ItaDei! Rated M for Language and A very brief encounter of the lemony kind!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Pick your Poison by GrimmUlquigrrrl reviews
Grimmjow hates having to go on missions, especially when Ulquiorra is there too. But when he pushes Ulquiorra into a poisonous tree, he has to help him get rid of the poison.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,980 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
A Little Humble Help by GrimmUlquigrrrl reviews
Ichigo wakes up one morning during the ten-day training with Urahara with a little problem... luckily, Urahara knows just what to do about that.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Bella versus Bella by Gamma Orionis reviews
Victoria meets Bellatrix and decides that they would make a good Bella-killing team. READ IF YOU HATE TWILIGHT!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Bellatrix L., Victoria - Complete
A Royal Dilemma by smartcat reviews
Prince Sasuke never expected anything from this visit to the neighboring kingdom. However upon his arrival, his eyes were drawn to a golden haired prince with sapphire eyes. Interestingly enough, those sapphire eyes had stared back. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,912 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Flawed Personality of Hyuuga Neji by darklight1601 reviews
It didn't matter how much it hurt. He would accept the situation with all the dignity and grace befitting a true shinobi. Because Hyuuga Neji wasn't selfish; not anymore. Neji/Naruto slash
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,353 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Kitty in Heat and a Confused Bat by Snow Flake Falling From Sky reviews
Ulquiorra is completely confused, Grimmjow is extremely horny. Now, what were the odds of Ulquiorra being confused because he didn't know about sex? And did both Espadas know that one night together could change everything? Yay for Bad Titles :D!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Ignoring You by GrimmUlquigrrrl reviews
Ulquiorra finally tells Grimmjow why he always ignores him- and it works out nicely for the both of them. M!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,115 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Team Names by Kaira-chan15 reviews
After Sasuke changes them from Team Hebi to Team Taka, Suigetsu decides that it's only fair for him to have a say in the team name, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Black and White by peppermint quartz reviews
Kensei's out to unwind. Shuuhei approaches. Not mine, not for profit, definitely M and pretty much a PWP.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Kensei M., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Ocean by Tango Dancer reviews
Their love was like an ocean. They had loved, and grieved, and fought, and won. But they had lost their reason to live along the way. Now, they have found one again. Each other. The Soul Society is witness to a quiet love story. Ichigo/Byakuya. Post-war.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Mah Story is Harry Potter by ilykkchees reviews
This is mah Harry Potter story... I rote it duh lol so i hop u lykk it plees revew! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOLXO
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P.
Lost Cause by Totoromo reviews
Ichigo is forced to become a lieutenant and falls in love with Shuuhei, who happens to be straight. It's a lost cause but that's never stopped Ichigo before. ShuuheixIchigo. Yaoi. Side pairings and mixed up feelings abound. Romance/Drama/Humor.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,533 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - [Ichigo K., Shuuhei H.] [Renji A., Byakuya K.] - Complete
Koi by Totoromo reviews
ByakuyaxUkitake. Yachiru uses koi and poetry to play matchmaker. The real reason for the disappearing koi! Fluff only, no smut. Yaoi. Oneshot. All poems are old Japanese poems translated to English and not mine.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2010 - [Byakuya K., J. Ukitake] Yachiru K. - Complete
Pyrrhic Victory by thevelvetbunny reviews
Itachi and Deidara get more than they bargained for in the tea room of a small Inn in the heart of the Earth Country. Letting go seems the right thing to do, but who will come out on top? ItaDei, one-shot lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Juushiro is SeventeenYaoi Edit by fuzzibunniez reviews
My latest In the seventeen series! Juushiro/Ichi Rated M.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,684 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - J. Ukitake, Ichigo K. - Complete
The Perfect Gift by TheShatteredRose reviews
There was a package in his room. A package that was moving. A package from both Yoruichi and Urahara. And Ichigo...was bewildered. Surely, they wouldn't do something like kidnapping a certain popular captain for him...would they? ::Ichi/Uki::
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Ichigo K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Steps to Happiness by Defiant Vixen reviews
Byakuya didn't know whether to be annoyed or horrified that Yachiru had just declared him a grumpy-bum! And now the SWA's was going to make him happy? Not if he can help it! Senpei will help, right? ::Fem-Ukitake::
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Modern Inconveniences by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Oneshot. IchigoxByakuya. Seven times Byakuya was baffled by the Living World. Seven times Ichigo was baffled by Byakuya.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Loyalty by IcyPanther reviews
"You've always protected me, Tsume," Toboe said softly. "It's time that I protected you. We're a pack and that's what packs do. We look out for one another."
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Tsume, Toboe - Complete
With a Silence Broken by Imperial Mint reviews
Tenzou knows that he could have left him there. If he was what they wanted him to be, he could have easily done it and moved on. But he's not. And he's happy with that. Kakashi x Tenzou/Yamato
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - [Kakashi H., Yamato] - Complete
A Matter of Convenience by Aleia15 reviews
The war is over and it's time for the reconstruction. The new Soutaichou of the Gotei-13 has more than enough on his plate to have to deal also with cocky newly appointed Taichous and a friendship he neither wants nor needs. Byakuya/Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,734 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Cyborg by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
A Spongebob Squarepants parody - with cracky themes. Due to watching a scary robot movie, Deidara becomes scared to death and wary of the possible existence of robots. When Itachi gets involved, he becomes just as paranoid. Evidence points to their own leader, Pain, being an evil robot wanting to take over the world! Can the two set aside differences and save the day?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Of Love Letters by Goldfish Policy reviews
A letter appears under his door and he's ready to kill the sender. Surprise boyxboy, slash, fluffy angsty humor, f-bombs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Miserable at Best by Redbookbluebook reviews
Jacob has run away, and he finds himself in the Forbidden Forest. He narrowly escapes, and who should find him but Draco Malfoy... "In their midst was a person with darkened skin; his black hair fell in his eyes. He was also naked...Bloody Hufflepuffs."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Draco M., Jacob - Complete
Where Cinderella turns the leaf by SweetLoveCries reviews
One atypical story- Cinderella with bad temperament, sneaky Duke with even sneakier King. Also... who's the Cinderella? ItaNeji, implied NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
In A Life by TaikoHawk reviews
Kakashi-centric flashfics detailing moments in his life, childhood and after. Sometimes serious, other times silly. The people he knew, the missions he completed; everything molded Kakashi into who he is now. Highlights Kakashi's friendship with Obito.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,734 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
And Draco Malfoy Threw a Hissy Fit by LovelySlytheriness reviews
Full title: When Edward Cullen Entered Hogwarts and Draco Malfoy Threw a Hissy Fit. Sparkling vampires do not dazzle Draco Malfoy. But they do impress Blaise Zabini.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Complete
His Pride by Ayame99 reviews
Byakuya saves Ichigo from a near fatal attack and later finds himself on a mission to protect his pride. It all starts with a dream...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 95,581 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
fever dream by conv. hearts reviews
Itachi Uchiha and Deidara, from the very beginning to long after the end. - diverges from canon pre-Sasuke/Deidara fight. /ItaDei./
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Loving My Best Friend by Nixxx852 reviews
Falling in love with your best friend can end in two ways: complete bliss, or total disaster. What's a werewolf to do when he falls in love with his extremely straight best friend? SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,274 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by 4DaLulz reviews
Twilight/My Immortal crossover. Summary inside. Rated M for language, gore, and blatant disregard of an enjoyable plot, or any plot, for that matter. Also rated M for the characters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
Not As Advertised by sasahara17 reviews
Harry Potter is dissatisfied with what he finds after being sorted into Slytherin, and writes a request to the Headmaster requesting to change houses. AU, OOC, OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lollipop by systersanning reviews
"This atrocity must be stopped." Kisame said darkly and surveyed the room in a suspicios manner, talking about the horrible, horrible situation they had on their hands. "Could you stop singing sempai?" Akatsuki crack, ItaDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Sleepless by Holli-chan reviews
Toboe has nightmares. Where else was he suppose to go? Oneshot, Tsume/Toboe, don't like, don't read. Rated T just in case, but it's not really necissary, since this is nothing but fluff.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Tsume, Toboe - Complete
As Straight As Cooked Spaggetti by Shadow Danzer reviews
-M for reason. Romance at a streach. Smut is better. YAOI- Deidara always gets what he wants and this time his sites are set on a certain Uchiha. "You ever seen cooked spaggetti?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Where There Is Love by StarkBlack reviews
Izumo and Kotetsu have been friends for as long as they can remember. But now Izumo is telling Kotetsu that it has to end. No spoilers. WARNINGS: yaoi, explicit sex, language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Masculinity Fail by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. The question begs to be asked: is Konan an honorary man, or are some of the men honorary women? Itachi and Deidara aren't quite sure they want an answer. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Go Pear Shaped by cheese on Toast reviews
In which Cedric Diggory gets relocated to Forks, Washington by the Wizarding Protection Program after almost getting hit by the killing curse, and he decides to write to Harry Potter to lament about the state of his life now.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
For the Love of a Good Hair Dryer by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Forced to give up sex with his hair dryer held hostage, Itachi Uchiha finds something worth more than his hair dryer. And its name is Neji Hyuuga. Neji/Itachi, yaoi, lemon, OOC, etc. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
Princess Sweeney and the Amazing Rick Man by Professor Cassandra reviews
No one throws a Halloween party quite like the Death Eaters, as you, dear readers, will soon discover. Whether you will find yourself amused by their drunken antics or scarred for life is beyond this author. Hopefully a little of each. Happy Halloween!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Gummy Worms by CyanydeLollipop reviews
What happens when Tesla insults a rather sensitive gummy-worm hating Ilforte? No pairings, no yaoi, lots of crack.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Tesra L., Yylfordt G. - Complete
Parent Partners and Teenage Tauntrums by AngieWhite reviews
It's not easy being an S-ranked nukenin and part of one of the world's most evil organizations. Especially not if you have to deal with hormones, tauntrums and growing-pains. Luckily the younger Akatsuki members have such kind and understanding partners.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Naruto Triumphs Again by inkspot823 reviews
Naruto, Neji, and Aoba are on a mission to bring people back to help with the rebuilding of Konoha. All seems well, if Neji can keep himself from killing Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Birds by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
NaruNeji. On his way to the Hyuuga district Naruto comes across a dying dove that reminds him of Neji. Unable to help himself, he takes it with him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
The Preferable Path to Perfection Is You by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, DeiItaDei. Itachi prides himself on being the epitome of perfection. Deidara prides himself on tearing that to pieces as unsubtly as possible. Itachi centric, emotional relationship fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
The Aphrodisiac by Shitoyaka-chan reviews
Grimmjow gets injected with an aphrodisiac. What happens when Il Forte gets in the way?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Grimmjow J., Yylfordt G. - Complete
Don't Feed The Fish by Acherona reviews
Suigetsu was bored, he was beyond bored. One could only polish ones sword so many times by one self before even that task lost its charm after all. A smutty and silly Sui/Sasu birthday fic for Fallenkarma.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Bonding Goes Wrong by ArAnCaR No. 6 reviews
Itachi and Deidara seem to be getting along a little too well to be considered normal. So Kisame and Sasori investigate on what the two youngest members of Akatsuki do locked up for hours on end. Hilarity ensues. Might Re-edit later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Two Blondes, a Bar and a Night at Home by INMH reviews
Crack!Pairing, LIGHT on the romance. Okay, two blondes walk into a bar, one gets sloshed, they go home together, and actually don’t have sex- Wait, not a joke?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - I. Kira, Yylfordt G. - Complete
Divine Interference by Lewd Concubine reviews
Il Forte should know better than to leave. Szayel Aporro holds the power of life and death in his hands. Szayel Aporro/Il Forte
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Yylfordt G. - Complete
Argentum by Adair In Wonderland reviews
Toboe was bathed in silver and everything was suddenly so startlingly clear. Tsume/Toboe
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Tsume, Toboe - Complete
Bella Swann and the Sparklepire of Hogwarts by youcantseeus reviews
Bella goes to Hogwarts and meets her One True Love. Brief Twilight parody.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Severus S., Bella - Complete
You've Got To Be Kidding Me! by FaithlessGirl reviews
Draco desperatly wished he stayed in bed that morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Good Sake by relic yuy reviews
Ichigo made three terrible decisions that night. He drank sake for the first time, walked into Renji's room without knocking and tried to pretend he wasn't watching. ShuuRen. Yaoi. Mature. Ichigo voyeurism.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Renji A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Transformations by Capramagus reviews
Set during the Marauders' fifth year at Hogwarts. Remus suspects his friends are up to something, but is afraid to ask what. He's in for quite a surprise when he finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Pirates of the Great Hall by K'Treva-Kitty-Mura reviews
Sirius and James think they're funny. Some short bits on the boys acting like pirates. Not a crossover. Marked as complete because there is no real "ending". Each chapter is just a different incident.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Of McGonagall's Desk and Broom Cupboards by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
I’m sure you may have noticed that I am male,and I’m pretty sure that I mentioned that Sirius is a‘he'.But that didn't stop a certain part of my anatomy from reacting' -KISSING SCENE HAS BEEN ADDED. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Freaks in Common by Javiia reviews
Sirius Black is determined to befriend shy bookworm Remus Lupin, but Remus is strangely reluctant. What lengths will he go to to make the enigma that is the heir to the Black fortune give up? Warnings: slight m/m, 11yr olds kissing, one swear word.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Lust of Harry Potter by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-Shot - The curse scar connection flows both ways. What impact could it have on Voldemort? A silly little story from a plot bunny for my daughter. Or it could be a warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Sorting Hat Knows Best by PaigeMariexoxo reviews
As Rose Weasley is waiting to be sorted, Scorpius Malfoy's name is called. Will he carry on the family tradition of being in Slytherin, or will he make his own name for himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Lollipop by albe-chan reviews
No, Mooney, what’s not nice is you sucking away at that lolly without asking me if I want a lick.' How a chocolate-flavoured lollipop becomes a warm-up for something else. SLASH. SMUT. SEX...kinda. RLSB. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Death of a Dark Lord by israelbauman reviews
One-Shot A proper ending for a sod like Tom Riddle, first entry in this fandom, need feedback!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
In the Beginning by The Shang Kraken reviews
Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin find themselves in a cave together. This is how Hogwarts was born. Written for the Final Prophecy Library's "Heads of the Founders" contest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Godric G., Helga H. - Complete
Sexy no Neji by NejiKikyoAnimeRose reviews
The title is self explanatory. This is nothing but pure wackiness on my part, though there is some yaoi. But what else does anyone expect from my fics?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Overview by KillerSockz reviews
NejiNaru. Neji keeps track of his complicated life. REWRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Itachi Learns To Dance by ShiningSugar14 reviews
Itachi thinks he's under attack from fangirls and runs into Deidara's room. More ItaDei!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Choosing Remus by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Why did Dumbledore decide to allow a werewolf to attend school, and why did he select Remus Lupin? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Albus D., Remus L. - Complete
Reckless by relic yuy reviews
Shuuhei & Renji are caught in a compromising situation by Kuchiki Byakuya. Used to be part of the Awkward series but due to the LEMON in part 3, it is now a separate story. ByaShuRen.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Renji A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
The Night Santa got Drunk by Emma Iveli reviews
Multi-Cross. On Christmas Eve, Santa gets stinking Drunk! So drunk that his sleigh and toys are stolen. Now it's up to the holy Trinity of Shonen characters to get it back, with Santa's help. Too bad he's too drunk to remember his own name... Please R&R
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Symptom Recital by All The Good Names Taken reviews
Marauder era. Remus' cat's out of the bag. Or should it be dog? I don't know. Mostly focused on James' and Remus' friendship, with some Lily thrown in there too. How the Marauders discovered Remus' sceret. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Mission Impossible by DisneyPrincess104 reviews
James, Sirius, and Remus are out after hours, an almost run in with Filch leads them to an interesting discovery. This is my first story on this site, so reviews would be greatly appreciated. I know that Mission Impossible is not a James Bond movie, sorry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/20/2008 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
An Unexpected Detour by MysticDragonfruit reviews
"Yaoi fangirls! Quick, run for it!" "What's so bad about Yaoi fangirls?" "You don't want to know!" Kakashi and Itachi discover why asking for directions isn't always the best option. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Annual Death Eater Beach Trip by Professor Cassandra reviews
You probably think of Voldemort and his Death Eaters as terrible, heartless people, and you are normally correct. But for one week every year, they are able to escape the stress of the wizarding world by going on vacation…the muggle way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,698 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Bite Me by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
Challenge Fic. James argues with a vampire, Sirius has fangs, Peter isn't clumsy, Lily gets drunk and well, Remus is a werewolf! For Halloween. Slight slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Cinderemus by fuzzyalligator reviews
Two shot::It's Halloween! And James, Sirius, and Peter are throwing a party! Remus says he's to busy to go, but what happens when he finds out that he's no longer busy? Basically a Marauders version of Cinderella.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,535 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Placing Blame by aunt-rhiannon reviews
The Marauders brew an attraction potion. Remus blames Sirius. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
First Taste of Corruption by DeceasedSoul reviews
You don’t want this, this sickness, this disease, this taint of every family you know. You don’t want twisting kisses that taste of magic and shame and carnality. Sirius doesn’t want Lucius, except he does. Lucius/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Lucius M., Sirius B. - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Day In the Life of Lord Voldemort by Professor Cassandra reviews
We've seen the Dark Lord at his worst. We have seen the true horrors he is capable of. But do we really know all of his true characteristics? Read on as I chronicle a day in the life of Lord Voldemort, but be warned...what you find may shock you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Fairytales by Draconic Vengence reviews
There's nothing gentle about this kiss, the way you bite his lip, causing a gasp, and rape his mouth with your tongue, tasting every crevace there." Salazar/Godric Rated M for a reason. Not a rape fic. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Looking by peppermint quartz reviews
Grimmjow is caught looking. Grimmjow/Ilforte, mentions of Aizen/Gin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Grimmjow J., Yylfordt G. - Complete
When We Start Killing by Okami No Yume reviews
Quent is bound and determined to hunt every wolf, down to the last pelt. His thoughts throughout his journey. Songfic. Inspired by Within Temptation’s “The Howling.”
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Quent Y., Blue - Complete
Full Moon by luinrina reviews
Every month a werewolf experiences the worst – and it’s always when the full moon rises. This is a sonnet about the Lycantrophy’s curse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
Beneath the Mask by Random Ravenclaw91 reviews
Everyone wears a mask, and Narcissa Black is no exception. One night, when she leasts expects it, she discovers the only person who will ever see what’s behind it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Once In a Blue Moon by Seedy Bea reviews
What do werewolves do at a blue moon?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/14/2008 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Till Avada Kedavra Do Us Part by Professor Cassandra reviews
Ivana D. Vorce, the most esteemed marriage counselor in London, is about to receive a visit from the wizarding world's most dysfunctional couple: Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange. What could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Tresses of Terror by Professor Cassandra reviews
When the Dark Lord comes to the startling revelation that he is bald, he ventures out on an epic quest to locate the perfect hairpiece to accentuate his malevolence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
The Dark Mart by Professor Cassandra reviews
Even Death Eaters need to stock up on the necessities sometimes, and Lord Voldemort must provide. So how does the malevolent Dark Lord handle this daunting task? Why, he goes shopping, of course! This is my first fan fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Akatsuki Mornings by stealth gato reviews
silly fic about Akatsuki. If you don't know anything about them then you probably shouldn't read because there are kind of spoilers i guess. rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
They Were Just Boys by Baying-for-the-Moon reviews
Honor the Marauders, after all, they were still just boys. One-shot. I personally like. R&R You'll like! Promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/7/2008 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Running Numb by masqueradingHEART reviews
The life and time of Sirius Black. He's sixteen years old and finally fed up. Follow him as he finally loses his cool, breaks down, runs away, breaks down again, makes it to his friend's, and break down one last time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Unexpected by Update reviews
Rowena walks in on two of her fellow founders kissing, and both she and Godric are extremely embarrassed. I can only say that a plot-bunny mugged me in an alley yesterday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Rowena R., Godric G. - Complete
The Colors of the Mists by Dark K. Sly reviews
To weaken and love. To leave and suffer. To vanish in the mists and be eternal. .SalazarXGodric. .Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
For James' eyes only by Crazy4Moony reviews
Remus and Sirius do something naughty in detention, and it drives James into the arms of his loved one. Oh oh? Their relationship turns out to be a tougher one to muster, then they could've ever imagined. J/L. M, but nothing too explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - James P., Lucius M. - Complete
From the Ashes: The Order of the Phoenix by luinrina reviews
They were few and their chances haven't been the best, they were outnumbered by Voldemort's forces. Yet, like the phoenix rises again from his ashes, those few never gave up and kept fighting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Albus D.
Black but Bright by luinrina reviews
Two brothers – seemingly alike, yet very different. At least that’s what all thought. But was it really that way?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
A True Gryffindor by ServalSpirit reviews
I always wondered what made the Sorting Hat put Remus in Gryffindor, because it seemed to me that he was a Ravenclaw at heart. Something made me wonder if it had something to do with his mysterious disapperances. *Told from James's point of view.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon by Hoppin Along reviews
My guess at how the Hogwarts motto came to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
A Million Years Ago by freudian fuckup reviews
It was just a physical thing, a boy thing, a sex thing. It had nothing to do with his friend, the one he’d fight and bleed and kill and die for, because friends simply didn’t do the things they were doing except for when they did .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Distraction by jasmine roselee reviews
ONESHOT James is in need of a distraction. Remus is there to give him one. SLASH. Rating just to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
While my heart gently weeps by Annamia reviews
The blond did as he was bid, and as the pain of branding swept through him, he could only think of one thing: the black-haired Gryffindor he was betraying.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2008 - James P., Lucius M. - Complete
Denial and the Benefits of Staying in the Closet by freudian fuckup reviews
It's a bit dusty and dim, and James is standing just a bit to close, and honestly, it is too bloody hot for any of this nonsense...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
The Aftershow by freudian fuckup reviews
James and Sirius are throwing a party, but for the life of him, Remus can't help but look beneath the booze and the debauchery and wish to god that absolutely any of it felt real.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Vine in Thy Blood by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
She does not know, until she clutches her son to her chest and weaves her hand through his hair, what she will do for him. Narcissa, Molly, Alice Longbottom, Bellatrix, Walburga Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Marauders Babysitting by nukagirl reviews
The Marauders want to make some money so start a babysitting service. their first job is to babysit the Weasley kids. What will happen when they are left in charge of 5 little kids?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
that night by omfg it's sophie reviews
the night that james and lily died, from the point of view of all four marauders. t for language. smallest of small DH spoiler.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,678 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Name Game by Principles of Magic reviews
[OneShot,Sequel to Whoa!] Lily, Alice, and Molly, talk up names for their future children, getting in an argument about which sucks more. Meanwhile, a group of bored Slytherins decide to form a gang, I mean cult, that only a boy named Harry could defeat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Bellatrix L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Whoa! Serious Revelations of Doom and Gloom by Principles of Magic reviews
[OneShot] Death has never been this funny before. How do the Marauders handle glimpses of their futures, especially when their futures aren't so bright? It's an all out laugh fest featuring Lily, James, Sirius, Peter, Remus, Frank, Alice and Bellatrix!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2007 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Bored by slayn-angel reviews
How Sasuke REALLY killed Deidara..[Akatsuki crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Where Loyalties Lie by Jessie Brooke reviews
Godric wanted revenge, Rowena wanted love, Helga wanted independence, and Salazar never wanted a school. Yet all of these things came to be. Join the founders from their teen years through the creation of Hogwarts on their joint quest for greatness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Salazar S., Godric G.
Where Chains Will Never Bind You by Jessie Brooke reviews
An ugly orphan, a stable boy, a forgotten child, and a boy who was slave to fate. What could they possibly do to break free? This is a story never told, through their eyes, as they saw it. This is the story of the founders four.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,540 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Helga H., Rowena R. - Complete
Sleep Deprivation by Lances reviews
ItaDei. What kind of talk do you expect from a group of sleep deprived evil assassins? Itachi hasn't slept in nearly 40 hours. Tired and gloomy, he ends up sharing the same hot bath with Tobi and Kisame... and one crazy Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
So fine by darksapphire-flame reviews
Staring at Kakashi’s pale face covered in blood, Itachi realizes that he looks even more stunning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
ItaDei 1 shot short story by Caliguana reviews
I did not write this my friend did. in japanese and english
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Because of You by Laora reviews
Who else would sing a song that hadn't even been written yet?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Moon Revenge by Ziven reviews
[AR, Songfic, M/M] For his Student's sake, Remus will let him go. For his Professor's sake, Draco will pursue him. The full moon approaches, and neither knows if it shines for love, or revenge... -Remus x Draco-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2007 - [Remus L., Draco M.] - Complete
Colossal Comedy of Clichés by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Parody of several SiriusRemus clichés in the world of fan fiction. I include some JamesLily too!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2007 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Bethingied by Joanna May reviews
It means they have a party...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Sirius B., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Criminally Insane Life of Hyuga Neji! by Roxius reviews
Neji's life is not normal. Warning: Very OOC, alot of Yaoi and Yuri, and complete and utter stupidity! some ItachiXNeji later! Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Secrets and Firewhiskey by teneraestnox reviews
Remus has a crush on one of his mates, but is unwilling to tell who. Sirius breaks out the Firewhiskey, and things get heated pretty fast. SLASH. JamesRemusSirius Very mature
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/27/2006 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5674 - Favs: 5,664 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eve by arctique48 reviews
Founder ficlet...ish. Even as the blood moon rises you trust and wait, because they showed you there was hope in a world when magic seemed to wane. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Helga H., Godric G. - Complete
Another Side To You And Me by allyyyyy reviews
Draco finds himself contained in Malfoy Manor’s dungeons with only another for company. He finds out a little too late who exactly he’s with. This sends Draco’s world into tailspin with his only savior being the one who cast this vicious curse upon him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Draco M., Remus L. - Complete
Harry and the Marauders by BlueGryphon reviews
Things are even more dangerous for Harry than usual, so Dumbledore sends him to the only place he'll be safe - the past. He happens to end up at a certain time. Lots of pranks and humour. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
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Warriors Lover reviews
A naughty little something about Naruto and everyone's favorite sensei. Hope you enjoy ;P
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Reason reviews
A one shot about Sirius and Remus after Sirius tricks Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Forgiven reviews
Just something inspired by a song. I suck at summaries. DM/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
How they Took Over the World reviews
“Uh Oh” said Moony. They were so dead. What are the creatures that are taking over the world? Even Voldemort is scared.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Imprinted Symphony reviews
Seth is feeling down. Elaina helps him take his mind off things. Seth/OC. One shot. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Seth - Complete