Rachel Ewok
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Joined 02-19-09, id: 1843279, Profile Updated: 01-01-12
Author has written 8 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Twilight, Beetlejuice, and Lord of the Rings.

Update as of 1/2/2012.

So I've gotten into The Lord of the Rings again. Except this time, I'm not keeping my fanfiction to myself. Yes, yes. I admit it. My thirteen-year-old self, five years ago wrote horrible, horrible Mary Sue filled fanfictions based around her favourite hobbits. These fanfictions are, hilariously, still saved on my hard drive never to see the light of day... So now that I'm writing LotR fanfiction again, this time it's canon, and I'm trying to stick within either the book or movie-verse. Right now, you can expect many Pippin and Diamond fanfictions, because I've written a few and posted them to Tumblr. I figured I'd post them here to keep them organised, and I thought maybe a few other crazy Pippin/Diamond fans such as myself would want to read them.

Who is Diamond? Yes, I'm sure you'll ask this, especially because alot of people think Merry and Pippin are canon. ;) (They AREN'T??! Wait a minute... :P) Anywho, I used to hate Diamond to be honest. I was like, who is this random chick from the northern Shire, and WHY is she stealing Pippin from ME (and Merry xD). But as I began to read a series of beautifully written, canon fanfictions involving Pippin and Diamond's relationship, she grew on me. So much so that I think they must be my OTP. Because Tolkein wrote nothing about her, she is mysterious. She is a blank canvas ready to be written about, I think this may be the reason why alot of people love to write about her and Pippin. Diamond is from Long Cleeve, a village in the North Farthing of the Shire. Because this is the home of the clan of North Tooks, we can only assume she is of the North Tooks. She is so fun to write about, because... well let's face it- did we EVER think the fun-loving, fool hardy, playful Peregrin Took would ever marry? The idea of it is so preposterous, I am drawn to the only lass who seemed to tame him- or perhaps join in on his crop stealing adventures. She's really up for interpretation. I love her. :)

I hope you enjoy. I know I love writing about them. I know the Pippin/Diamond fanbase is pretty small, but there is an obscene lack of fanfiction for them. I'm attempting to remedy this by writing some of my own (not too great may I add) fanfiction.

But Rachel? What about your Beetlejuice stories... and your Pirates of the Carribbean stories? I began writing those nearly four years ago now I think. I mean, perhaps someday I'll work on them, but more likely I will leave them unfinished. I will leave them up there, mostly for myself, but I doubt I will finish them. Though I'm planning some more PotC fanfiction in the future. :)

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Timeless by tooksarefools reviews
My very first fic, about Pippin and Diamond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Peregrin T.
What Not To Do In An LotR Fic by butterflyninja935 reviews
Essentially what the title says. There are a lot of fics that I have seen that could benefit from this guidance!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012
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Forget Me Not
Pippin and Merry are trying to adjust into life after the events of the War of the Ring. Estella Bolger wants Diamond of Long Cleeve want to forget the love they once shared with the cousins, but are Pippin and Merry ready to forget them? Canon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,645 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
A Breath of Forever reviews
After his wife Diamond's death, Pippin is left to raise their twins Faramir and Boromir without her. How will Pippin manage without his Diamond? A/U
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Peregrin T.
Daisy Chains reviews
A collection of tales involving Peregrin Took and his eventual wife Diamond of Long Cleeve exploring their relationship over the years. Lot's of fluff with some more serious issues. Just like life. Canon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Peregrin T.
Cookies and a Scarf reviews
Before the events of the War of the Ring. It is Yule time. Pippin is young and annoyed because he can't figure out why the obnoxious Diamond of Long Cleeve of his youth seems different to him all of a sudden. Oneshot. Canon
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Dry Roast reviews
Diamond is upset after their first Yule together. Pippin tries to make her smile again. Fluffy oneshot. Canon. Diamond is Pippin's wife according to the genealogy in the appendixes at the end of Return of the King.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Did Somebody Say Vampire? reviews
Buffy the Vampire Slayer and everyone's favorite Beetle Juice have been sent to Italy for the same reasons: Extinguish the new vampires that will throw the world into chaos. Joined by Edward Scissorhands and a slew of others, what will happen to Twilight?
Crossover - Twilight & Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,049 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009
Loopholes reviews
This is a response to the 100 Kisses and Illegal Alien Challenges. It tells the story of how Beetle Juice became Juno's assistant and how he became a bio-exorcist... Starts in the 1300s, all the way up to meeting Lydia! A disco Beej? Intruiged? Read on!
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009
Pirates of the Caribbean: Fountains of Crystal reviews
Set one month after the end of At World's End, our story picks up with Elizabeth Turner and her maid Charlotte, who seems oddly familiar to Elizabeth. Also, the story of Jack Sparrow continues... Will he find the fountain of youth? Or be cursed? Find out!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.