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Joined 02-19-09, id: 1843516, Profile Updated: 10-20-10
Author has written 11 stories for Maximum Ride, Mortal Instruments, Hush, Hush, and Rainbow Boys.

Hello Citizens!! This is Cara!!! Well, I like long walks on beaches on warm summer days...lmao! Just kidding. I like watching awesome funny movies and playing wii, texting is a MUST! I don't hold good conversations with people so all I do is text. My fave color is ORANGE!! I have a dog named Mocha Latte, she's super cute. Uh... I live in Ohio and that's all I'm gonna tell you. i live with my mom and dad (ugh). I can be pretty random sumtimes. Twilight is the most amazing book ever created on the face of God's green Earth. The FALLEN SERIES BY LAUREN KATE would come to a close second on that list. ANYWAYS, My fave bands are:

Fall Out Boy

Paramore

My Chemical Romance

All Time Low

Passion Pit

I Set My Friends On Fire

Panic! at the Disco

My fave songs are:

Fall out boy

She's my Winona

I'm like a lawyer with the way I'm always trying to get you off

The Carpal Tunnel of Love

Sugar We're going down

Do you know who I think I am?

America's Suitehearts

(Coffee's for Closers)

The (Shipped) gold Standard

Music or the Misery

Paramore

That's what you get

Misery Business

Here We Go Again

Brick By Boring Brick

Conspiracy

Ignorance

My Chemical Romance

The Ghost of You

This is How I Disappear

To the End

The End

Famous Last Words

Thank You for The Venom

Blood

You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison

Sleep

All Time Low

Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Don't)

Weightless

Dear Maria Count Me In

Six Feet Under the Stars

Break Out! Break Out!

Passion Pit

The Reeling

Sleepyhead

Higher and Higher

Panic! at the Disco

Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

Nine in the Afternoon

That Green Gentleman

But It's Better If You Do

I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Build God Then We'll Talk

There's a Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You just Haven't Noticed It Yet

I Set My Friends on Fire

But The NUNS are Watching

Shit! It Talks...I'm Outta Here

Sex Ed Rocks

Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos

Things That Rhyme With Orange

Yeah. My heart belongs to someone I haven't seen in a while and probably won't ever see. I've got sum mental problems. Not really stable in that area. I tend to love people hard and love everybody. Peace love and happiness are the key to life. PANDAS and PENGUINS are my favorite animals. I wish I had sum Converses. I'm tall. 5'10 and HATE IT. All the boys at my school (except one, who is taken by my best friend) are shorter than me. My school is a TRAILER. Don't get me started on the trailer. You'll be reading all night. Uh...I'm 14. Wish I could drive now. Single and not really loving it. Never been in a relationship and wanna have one. Uh... I have no life. which is why I write fanfictions. My wardrobe is suffering horribly. I luv kids. If I had a dollar I would spend it on peach flavored twizzlers. I have absolutely no- (never mind you don't need to know that.) I'm all about saving the planet and stuff...going green...recycling...yah. I love stars. When I get to be about 18 im gonaa get a shooting star going across my left hand. I AM LEFT HANDED!! Hey did you know they give scholarships to left handed people? They do! ANYHOO!! I am a complete walmart FREAK!! just about the only store I go to. I'm really weird and absolutely NO ONE in this world understands me. I'm totally serious. Half my friends think i'm white but in the wrong body. I have no problem with that statement lol I love emo people!! well, guys really heehee but thats y i like fang so much.!!

Fang: Save me.

Me: Oh shush. You just stay there and have fun with Walter.

Fang: Again. SAVE ME.

Max: Fang? What r u doing in here? How did i get in here?

Me: You'll never know...

Max: Creeper...

Fang: I'm Scared.

MY FAVE BOOKS!! YAY BOOKS!!

Exit Here. by Jason Myers

Perfect Chemistry by (forgot her name)

Street Pharm by (forgot her name too)

Snitch by (also forgot her name!)

It's Kind of a Funny Story (forgot his name...)

Jerk, California by (darn, forgot his name again!)

TWILIGHT!! by (Stephenie Meyer, duh!)

MAXIMUM RIDE!! by James Patterson, duh!

Crash into Me by Albert Borris

Turning Point by (keep forgetting authors names...)

Just Listen and Someone Like You by Sarah Dessen

Evernight by (dont know her name...)

Mortal Insturments by Cassandra Clare (just read it! It's awesome!)

and a whole bunch of others i dont feel like mentioning at the moment. :D

You know you live in 2007 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice there wasn't a number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Just cut and paste this and are emailing it to your friends.

13.) But having difficulty because you’re rolling on the ground laghing be cause this sounds exactly like you.

Truly stupid things found on other things.

You know you use some of these! Don't Lie!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

35 Things to do when your in Walmart! this is halirious...

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

STUPID TEST!! (Curtesy of HaLf CrAzY HaLf DaRk. AlL JeSs)

Put an X if you have done these things things.

X You've run into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
You have run into a tree/bush.
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
x You have tried to lick your elbow
x You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little _Star have the same tune.
x You just tried to sing them
xYou have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

x You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You've never seen the Matrix.

You type only with two fingers.
x You have accidentally caught something on fire

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

x You have caught yourself drooling.
x You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.
X Sometimes you just stop thinking.
X You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

x People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
x You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug
X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

x You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (for me it was underwear, actually :))

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

You forward forwards because you are scared that what they say _will happen to you if you don 't ._
x You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you.
X You tilt your head when you're confused.
X You have fallen out of your chair before.

x When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
X The word 'um' is used many times a day

THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

"Welcome to the Ool. There's no "p" in it, lets keep it that way."

"See, I don't care who's a vampire and who's a werewolf. That's irrelavent. You are Jacob, and he is Edward, and I am Bella. And nothing else matters."... "But I am a werewolf. And he is a vampire." ... "And I'm a Virgo!"... "If you can really see it that way..."... "I can. I do."... " Okay. Just Bella and Jacob. None of those freaky Virgos here." -Bella and Jacob, Eclipse

"Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys."

"Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought"

"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back."

"A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering 'Seven days...'"

"All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest and he who laughs first doesn't get it."

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

DONKEY CHEESE!! AMERICA'S FAVORITE MEDICINE/ FOOD/ BUG REPELANT/ CANCER CURE/ BONE STRENGTHNER/ ALASKAN BULL FROG FOOD!!

(WARNING! DO NOT MIX WITH CHEMICALS AND/OR HARMFUL SUBSTANCES. MAY CAUSE HERPES, FACIAL WARTS, DEPRESSION, AND/OR DRY MOUTH)

7/28/09-- Random Quote of the Day!

Movie-- Watchmen

"Do it for me, if you care." --Laurrie

"When you left me, I left EARTH. Does that not show you I care?" --John aka Blue Man

8/19/09-- Random Quote of the Day!

Story-- The Play by Zikkie (Iggy and Nudge are pretending to be Max and Fang in future)

“SEVEN YEARS LATER. MAX AND FANG ARE 23, FOR THOSE WHO CAN’T COUNT.” Gazzy called. He sounded exhausted.

“Okay, headcount!” Nudge said. “Tooth, Rubber, Pencil, Fangalator, Screwdriver, Toilet, Hammer, Computer, Battery, Lamp, Onion…where’s Coconut?”

"Here he is!" Iggy said, lifting up air.

“Aww, they’re wonderful!” Nudge said, her hand over her heart.

“I know.” Iggy sniffled.

"We had a dozen kids?" Max said in a hoarse whisper.

"We named a kid Screwdriver?" Fang choked out.

8/24/09-- Random Quote of the Day!

Movie-- The Hills Have Eyes 2

Strange man comes crawling out of port-a-potty covered in poop.

"Oh My God! What was that?!"-- Amber

"I don't know! It's Shitman the Barbarian!" --other guy, forgot his name.

8/30/09-- Random Quote of the Day!

Book-- City of Bones (Mortal Instruments Series)

"Magic is a dark and elemental force, not just a alot of sparkly wands and crystal balls and talking goldfish." --Jace, extremely HOT golden boy.

"I never said it was talking goldfish, you--" Clary

"Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie," --Jace, again, HOT!

"You're driveling,"-- Clary (Definition of driveling-- drooling whilst you talk, lmao!)

"I'm not." --Jace, HOT even though driveling.

"Yes, you are. We don't do magic okay? That's all you need to know about it," --Alec, HOT gay dude.

9/1/09-- Random Quote of the Day!

Book-- City of Bones (Mortal Instruments Series)

"Keep up, I don't want to have to keep looking behind me to make sure nothing's happened to you." --Jace, SO HOT.

"So don't bother." --Clary

"Last time I left you alone, a demon attacked you." --Jace

"Well I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death," --Clary

10/25/09-- Random Quote of the Day!

Movie-- Year One (With Michael Cera and Jack Black)

"Shut up before I kill you where you stand!"--Creepy larger dude with enormous nose, forgot his name...

12/28/09-- Random Quote of the Day!

Book-- City of Ashes

"You have something on your neck."--Jace

"What?"--Alec's hand flies to his throat.

"Looks like a bite mark. What have you been doing all day anyway?"--Jace

"Nothing. I went walking in the park. Tried to clear my head."--Alec, blushing. (He was making out with Magnus all day BTW...heehee!)

"And ran into a vampire?"--Jace

"What? No! I fell."--Alec, lying.

"On your neck?"--Jace

LATER IN THE BOOK

"It's a fabulous idea. I've got a stele. Who wants to do me?"--Jace, referring to marking him with a rune.

"A regrettable choice of words..."--Magnus, Alec's boyfriend aka High Warlock of Brooklyn.

1/8/10-- Random Quote of the Day!

Movie-- The Hangover

"There's a jungle cat in the bathroom!" --Big guy who wears the jock strap, forgot his name...

1/9/10-- Random Quote of the Day!

Book-- Leaving Paradise by Simone Elkeles

"Don't look so startled, Kendra. It doesn't suit your face."-- Maggie

10/20/10-- Random Quote of the Day!

TV Show-- South Park

"Cartman drank Kenny's ashes and now Kenny's soul is stuck in Cartman's body!" --Something like that from Stan...

"Yeah, cause Cartman's body is big enough for the both of us!" --Kenny, in Cartman's voice.

"Kenny, shut your damn mouth!" --Cartman

My Hot Guy List

Gerard Way

TAYLOR LAUTNER

Kellan Lutz

Lead singer from Greenday (Forgot his name...)

Pete Wentz

All Time Low (I mean, it's like a band filled with hot guys!!)

Robert Pattinson (Only as Edward Cullen)

FANG!!

Tommy Lee (Don't ask...)

JACE!!

Ryan Conferido (From America's Best Dance Crew. He was in Quest Crew)

Alex Evans!!

Joe Jonas

Chris brown (Woman beater!!)

Daniel Grigori!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oli Sykes

MY SUPER RETARDED AND RANDOM LIST OF THINGS TO CONSIDER AND OR THINK ABOUT...??

#1 WHY MOST ROCK SONG TITLES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SONG.

#2 HOW NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE, AND NO, NOT DOOR HINGE FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO SAW THAT EPISODE OF DRAKE AND JOSH.

#3 HOW ALL EMO GUYS ARE HOT IN THEIR OWN SPECIAL WAY.

#4 HOW WEIRD THEY DANCE ON JERSEY SHORE FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WATCH.

#5 WHY OSAMA BIN LADEN HAS STILL NOT BEEN FOUND.

#6 HOW ROB DYRDEK CREATES A SONG FOR EVERYTHING ( I.E. IT'S NOT THAT BAD WHEN YOUR MINI HORSE'S DOO DOO IS DUSTY...DUSTY...)

#7 HOW TERRIBLE SKATER GUYS'S SOCKS MUST SMELL AND LOOK.

#8 HOW FICTIONAL BOYS IN BOOKS ARE LIKE, TEN TIMES BETTER THAN GUYS IN REAL LIFE, THEREFORE WE GIRLS FIND THEM HOT.

#9 HOW MUCH OF A DELUSIONAL WHORE BELLA SWAN IS FROM TWILIGHT. YES, I AM A HUGE FAN OF TWILIGHT, JUST NOT BELLA.

#10 IS IT JUST ME, BUT WHEN I PICTURE THE CHARACTERS IN BOOKS AS I READ I CANNOT SEEM TO BE ABLE TO VISUALIZE THEIR FACES, EYES, ETC...

#11 HOW AWESOME FANFICTIONS ARE.

#12 HOW AMAZINGLY SEXY JACOB BLACK AND TAYLOR LAUTNER ARE.

#13 IS ANYONE PSYCHED FOR MCR'S NEW ALBUM?? I AM!!

#14 HOW BORED I MUST BE TO BE WRITING ALL OF THIS.

#15 HOW MANY FRENCH FRIES YOU'VE EATEN IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

#16 HOW MANY GRAINS OF SUGAR ARE IN A BAG.

#17 HOW MANY GRAINS OF SAND ARE ON THE BEACH.

#18 WHY DOGS CONSTANTLY LICK THEMSELVES. IT'S SO GROSS.

#19 HOW FUNNY PENISES LOOK (LMAO THEY JUST LOOK FUNNY AS HELL TO ME, I'M SORRY GUYS!)

#20 HOW AWESOME TUBE-SOCKS ARE. ESPECIALLY WHEN MULTI-COLORED.

Max's Loft in Alone in the World-- www.bluespacearchitecture.com/Union-Square-Loft.html

Max and Fang's Truck in VLVL2 and 3-- http://portlavachevrolet.com/Model.aspx?d=65

Gazzy and Chasity's Car in VLVL2 and 3-- www.autotalk.com/.../showphoto.php/photo/4149

Bridesmaids Dresses in VLVL The Wedding-- www.brides.com/.../thread.jspa?messagelD=493670

Flower Girl Dress in VLVL The Wedding-- www.pegeen.com/.../398-BLUE-BLACK.php

Max's Wedding Shoes (The one in the middle!)-- otherclothing.co.uk/.../nite-life-shoes/

Max's Wedding Dress-- perwedingan.blogspot.com/2009/02/white-and-black-formal-wedding-dress.html

Max's Engagement Ring-- www.jewelryadviser.net/engagement-rings-changing-tastes/

Iggy and Ella's Car VLVL2 and 3-- www.motormundo.com.co/Chrysler-pacifica-2009-chrysler-pacificajpg

Angel, Brian, Nudge and Ryan's Car VLVL2 and 3-- www.carnewssite.com/gallery-pontiac-g8/

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Finding Home by piperchick reviews
Takes place after MR2.Max was gone. Four years have pass and now she's back. She can't hide from her secrets. And her biggest one may destroy them all. FAXNESS and some IggyxNudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang
A Winged Romance by xxluv4everxx reviews
Headaches, heartbreaks, romance, adventure, Fax, Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, The Gasman and Angel... what more could you ask for?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,503 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Fang, Max
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4044 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Scars by javoraf reviews
We always knew there was a dark side to Fang. But just how dark is it? And how deep can your scars run? FAX! Warning. Rating totally justified, don't read if you get offended easily. Language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,178 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Fang, Max
Beautiful Boy by Birdwatched reviews
Max left the flock because she was pregnant with Fang's son. Now, she's nineteen, living with their five year old boy, Silence...and Fang never stopped searching for her. Fax in later chapters, you just need to be patient :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,550 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fairness of Life by RebeccaMarie21 reviews
Maximum Ride lost Fang eight years ago in a do-or-die fight. What if a man with coal-black hair and olvie-toned skin appears in front of her car on Fang's 22 birthday? Will Max accept a second chance at love?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,251 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Max, Fang
The Diary of My Mistakes by writeroses1029 reviews
Max, two years after saving the world, is alone in London. All she has for company is the Voice and her Diary but even in the secret pages she won't reveal what she has done wrong. Only time will give us all the answer. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,256 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Visit from the Future by maxride08 reviews
A winged girl named Sam comes to the flock claiming that shes from the future. Fang knows shes keeping secrets from them. Her secrets are revealed, and the consequences force the flock to travel to the future themselves. What they learn changes everything :: ON HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,992 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 9/8/2007
Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Breathe by im2kool4u12897 reviews
Max was kiddnapped and taken back to the school two years ago. Fang and the flock have been searching for her ever since but have almost given up. At school Max undergoes many surprising twists and finally escapes. Max has changed.. and she doesnt know it
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Max, Fang
Parenthood is so starting over again by Blak-Ice reviews
What happens when Max leaves on a food run, and returns to see that her flock has been turned back into kids? How will Max deal with being a single parent for a whole year? Read to find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,251 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009
Burning Both Ends of the Night by Dominae de Machinae reviews
What happens after the celebration in COG. rated 'M' cuz its a lemon duh! lol R&R and plz enjoy! -Now downgraded to a One-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
I Still Hate You by MrsNiallHoran131 reviews
At age eighteen, Max got pregnant with Fangs baby, But leaves because Fang slept with another woman. Two years later, Max finds the flock while she and her daughter are shoping. Will she ever forgive Fang? Rated M for later chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,357 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Max, Fang
Do I not bleed? by Alias - Eyelash - Blue reviews
Fang 's back at the school, being used in terrifying, painful experiments. Basically me torturing him, until Max comes to the rescue. Angsty, but with some sarcastic comic relief. And he's shirtless! May go up to M. Who doesn't want to hurt our hero?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Fang
The small details: The story of Fax by hayley18 reviews
ok so lovey-dovey stuff between Maxie and Fangy-poo! Rated T for Teen coz i'm paranoid...o.O Yes the aliens are coming for you, too. lololololololz
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,964 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Max, Fang
Save Me From Myself by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Got bored and decided to make another story where Max was raped. It's been four years since she last saw the flock. What happens when they find her? Can she trust them again? Can she still love Fang? Mang
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,160 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
Reunion by VivaJayne reviews
Ok, C/J story ... not sure if it is any good though so yeah :P SPOILERS! If you have not read COG then do NOT read this! RATING CHANGED! M yet again for a lemon! My first one so be harsh!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,108 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Amazing Cliches by rainbowstrike reviews
This parodies the many over-used fanfiction topics that I've seen around here. Stupid, random, & OOC in a good way :D. Hopefully I can give you a good laugh. Rated T because I dunno what will pop out of my mind at times. Chapter 35; A/N Chapter of doom
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,205 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
heaven is on fire by silentwings3495 reviews
ok, well this is a story about after the flock saves the world blah,blah, blah. They're acting like their usual selves but with a touch of teenage hormones. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,049 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008
Love's Lesson by NoReins94 reviews
Max is seventeen and loving life. That is, until, a heated arguement leads to a romantic night with Fang. Now she has to face the consequences that she cannot undo. Title is subject to change.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,677 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Daddy by xxIceCrystalxx reviews
When Max discovers that she's pregnant, she has no choice but to leave the flock. Six years later: Something terrible has happened to Max and her daughter has to find the family that she doesn't remember. The family she's not even sure will take her.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,330 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Max's baby What is their kid gonna be like? by mattygirl10 reviews
Max pregnant? See what happens as the flock takes care of a pregnant Max and when the baby is born. Major FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,866 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Max, Fang
Nikki by HamanoAiko reviews
15 years ago, Max left. No explanation. Now, she has a husband and three children. Max and her daughter, *Fang's daughter*, set out to find Fang. FAX in later chapters, OCxOC, Niggy? T for language for now... I suck at summaries... R&R! TWT
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Max, Fang
What If I Lay An Egg? by kelseychicago reviews
Well, Max has an unexpected night with Fang, and gets an unexpected suprise, as you can probably guess from the title. I know it's been done before, but it's my first story and I had a hard time thinking of ideas. R&R! New chapter up now! YAY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Max, Fang
More than we bargained for by Razamataz reviews
Max gets into a bit of a situation when she find out she's pregnant! No-one knows where iggy and nudge have gone to... Itex then comes into the picture.... what will happen? Rated M for language and possibly a bit of something something...
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,855 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Max, Fang
Faximum Ride: accidentally in love by Julie AV reviews
post MR4 no MR5.max comes up with a way to destroy itex for good.all goes well, for a time. what will happen when something goes wrong&all lives are at stake? R&R to find out, right here.story has major FAXness.all characters in character at all times.R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,856 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Max, Fang
My Maximumride 7 by sportchicky12 reviews
Sequel to My Maximumride 6. its been 2 years since they saved the world so there is FAX! EGGY! and some other possible couple pairings!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 36,996 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Max, Fang
Glamours by butterburfieldfairy reviews
Set a year after the grand fight with Valentine,it is time for Clary to return to Alicante. For what? her mother's wedding of course! Everyone seems to have their happy ending,Clay included,but she wonders why Amatis still seems alone:FULL SUMMARY INSIDE:
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,098 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
So Wrong It's Right by OoOoOoO-Paris-Falls-OoOoOoO reviews
A more lemony version of Clary's birthday when Jace takes her to the greenhouse, Rated M for a reason
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Young Love by MaybeItWasMemphis reviews
Alex and Brittany's life after college. Getting married. New careers. New friends. Will they last through all the drama?
Perfect Chemistry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,470 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Alex F., Brittany E.
Screaming Inside by Poisonrose22.5 reviews
OH DEAR! Not ANOTHER "Max is pregnant" story! well, you've heard it all before. Max is, indeed pregnant. But all is not as you would expect. It's pregnancy like few have seen it before. With NO SEX INVOLVED! What will happen? What HAS happened? Read on...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Max - Complete
Forever? by EraExtrana reviews
Max got pregnant at age 15 with Fang's baby. She runs away, scared of what fang will think. Willow, Max's Daughter, is now 15, and sees a man who looks just like her at the local restaurant. Who is it? Will it be fang?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Max, Fang
Life with Max and Fang by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Max and Fang are 18 and living togehter. Basically just their life together. Flock lives with Dr. M. Mang of course. No plot, just make it up as I go, though I do have a pretty good idea on how it will end. Language and Sex refrences a lot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,843 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
Chibi, say what! by FireflyInTheDark94 reviews
Fang gets chibified! AKA turned into a two and a half year old kid with the mind of a sixteen year old teenage boy. How was he changed? And what will happen to him? Will he get changed back? And will Max realize her feelings for Fang? FAX over time. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Max, Fang
Max, Meet Your Sexist Self by Shatchi reviews
There's the Flock we know, but what if there's another? One like ours, only not.In fact,the only difference is a few chromosomes.Changes beginning with Y not X. Yes,Max will meet Max,if she were a he. And he won't leave her alone,especially with Itex back
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,147 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Max
Fang's Sleepover by skierchick18 reviews
Fang has friends! What will they do at a sleepover? FAX. Slight EGGY. Rated T for mild swearing. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Fang
Lightning and Thunder by Powersthatbe reviews
When Jace finds out that Clary is training with someone else, he makes a deal with her that seal their fates together. A new rune appears that changes their lives forever. Jace/Clary R/R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,742 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Becoming You and Me by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Part one of Our Eternity trilogy. While escaping from the School, Max and Fang discover two strange experiments-- their children. Will the kids pull them together or push them apart? FAX. T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,564 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Chocolate Ice Cream by CrazyPurpleBat reviews
This is a fanfic about what happens when Maximum Ride runs away pregnant with twins.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Max, Fang
School Troubles by Blak-Ice reviews
ok. now i know a lot of people write stories about the flock going to school, but what about what they dont write? like the dating, the homework, the pranking, and report cards. Dr.M has a lot to deal with with these kids. have fun!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,533 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009
Baby Crazy by Faxisthegreatest123 reviews
To make a long story short, Max wants a baby. But what happens when Fang disagrees? Fax, Dr. Martinez x OC, few new characters. T for sexual reference.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,774 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fang's capture by speedingdemonreader reviews
Fang is captured,torture,and alone.WHy is he alone? What did angel do? Where's max? very explicit flshbacks, and torture scenes. faxness fang-POV
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Fang, Max
City of Lies by starshine.taylor reviews
This is about everything that happens after City of Glass. JacexClary MagnusxAlec SimonxIsabelle
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
No Words are Needed by turquoise.seas reviews
-FAX- "Her beautiful face was white as a sheet, but she stubbornly locked her jaw against crying out." Fang and Max have to find their way back home after the fight.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,845 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007
The Crazy Things we do for Love by redroseinsanity reviews
Max has to destroy Itex's last branch. Along the way, Max and Fang do a whole bunch of crazy stuff for love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,378 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
City of Ink by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
COMPLETE! Post-COG. To keep her health issues a secret from Jace, Clary takes a vow of celibacy. But how long will she last, and how far will Jace go to protect her? Sex talks with Alec, Magnus wears white, & Izzy falls in love... again. Rated M.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,343 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
I'm Gonna Make You Bend and Break by amaranthiin reviews
Max and the rest of the flock are still at Anne's place, before they ever even knew she had anything to do with the School. But what if Fang and Max had fallen for each other, and realized it, while they were still there? INTENSE FAXNESS. please review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Velvet Sky by Alice Tantimile reviews
Two Years after the destruction of Itex, Max and the flock serch for the mystirious CatPeople. On the way, a shocking thing changes the life of the flock, Called the Burden. Is Max...puh...puh...? What next?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,188 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Max
So Far Away by xmoonlightxwingsx reviews
SEQUEL TO CHRISTMAS WISHES! Max and Fang are getting married. Typical married life, until something unexpected pops up. What will Max do? How will it affect the Flock and her new friends? Will she ever get out of this mess? Fax. T.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Max, Fang
Years and Years by Person95 reviews
This is a short one-shot about all the flock members 15 years later after everything thats happened. Not sad or depressing- happy, think happy thoughts.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Max - Complete
Memory, Family, and Demon by Hidden Guardian reviews
When Jason's mom dies, he has to drag up memories from his past to prove that he's a better guardian for Melissa than his father. In LA, Nelson has had a drunken one-night-stand. Now he has to tell Manny that he cheated on him, and hope he'll be forgiven
Rainbow Boys - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,060 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
Sick Days by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Max gets sick. Fang takes care of her. So who's watching the kids? The blind pyro, of course! This can't possibly turn out well. Chaos, Fax, and now Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,144 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
An Unexpected arrival by vinylcheese reviews
Max and Fang get into a bit of a problem when they find out Max's pregnant, clashing into a chain of unfortunate events. CHAP 8 UP! Fax- duhh :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,793 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Max, Fang
MR adventures with Mang! by LE trex reviews
Powers spring up and maybe romance, too? Mang . . .
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,589 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Max
Lightening strikes in more than one place by wolf-girl101 reviews
Pure Fax, with a little bit in between. Not quite sure how else to describe it, just read and see what you think. Origionally a one-shot but have more ideas for more chapters :
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,676 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Max, Fang
Remembering Memories by GhostNox181 reviews
Raven. she doesnt talk, shes extremely powerful, and shes got a secret. So do the white coats. One that could danger the Flock and the world. Who is Raven really? And what does she know about the Flock and their future? sequel up.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 50,672 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Hot and Steamy by REAL-Ella-Martinez reviews
i suck at summarys story better than it sounds max is cold and fang wants to help what will he do? *wink wink* sorry for any mistakes
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Unknown Pursuit by Shannon17 reviews
Set After CoA, Clary is abducted and learns some secrets known only to few. Jace, on the other hand, goes hunting for the abductor, trying to save Clary yet again. Who's the abductor? What does Clary find out? Will Jace get to her in time? Please RxR!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,897 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Stuttering by Weightless reviews
Fang is trying to tell Max how he feels, but it turns out to be harder than he thought. What happens when the Flock try to help him? What will Max do? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Taken by Adribug354 reviews
Jace and Clary attend a ball in Idris five years post-CoG. Clary is attracting much attention, especially from the prominent males in the room, thanks to her gift with runes. Jace does not react well.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Just to Be With You by JennaBlake reviews
JacexClary Story. Set after City of Glass. Everyones still at the festival but Jace and Clary go back to the Penhallow's house, alone.. Slight A/M hinting M warning for future
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,052 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Word For Word About Rides and Rides by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
This is the third in my Maximum Ride trilogy. First it was Our "Normal" Lives, then More Normalness, and now this. This is all the kids' lives. not the Flock but their children and what they all have to go through. Rated T, I do not own M.R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,823 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Flock Feud by Chasing Ideas reviews
Welcome to Flock Feud, the new game show where members of the Flock are asked embarrassing and revealing questions, forced to complete insane and totally unnecessary tasks, and are generally pitted against each other! T for safety of future chapters
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009
Flock Life by shmabs reviews
Just a little series i decided to start. It's gonna have LOTS of Fax. it'll probably have some cussing and inuendoes and stuff, so T cause i'm paranoid. i suck at summaries, so please R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,839 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Max, Fang
Broken Heart by typetwittertype reviews
Jace reflects on Clary being his sister. Jace one-shot. Jace pov.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Jocelyn F., Clary F. - Complete
The Notebook by typetwittertype reviews
Clary leans that Jace has not watched the Notebook. What will happen? Clary's P.O.V. Set three years after CoG.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Amusement Park Fun? by starsandwings4ever reviews
if you have already read this, please reread it i changed it up a bit so i need ur new opinions. will be a story. different activities for the flock some FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,238 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
It all started with AIM by maxridelovr1995 reviews
The flock kicked Max out and she ten finds them on a chatroom. NOTHING LIKE MY OTHER STORY! Flames are welcome.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009
Gender Switch by maximumcullenxxx reviews
After a huge thunder storm, Max and Iggy switch bodies. What happens with this new, strange thing that has happened? How will they get back in their own bodies? And what if they don't tell anyone? What more trouble can this cause? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Max, Iggy
Valentine Roses by starsandwings4ever reviews
ok i know its not valentines day or around it but bear with me. itex deveated and flock is staying with Max's mom. FAX! The Last Chapter is up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,942 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Rules of Foreplay by ariviand reviews
When a fist-fight gives way to lip-locking, are the rules still in effect? Inspired by the One-Shot, "Playing By the Rules".
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
What is love? by FAXfan reviews
This is my first FanFic. Please review and tell me if I'm good. There is deffinatly FAX! Some Eggy. Sorry for mis-spelled words.Theres some comedy.They go to school and such. Theres some puberty in here. Thanks for all who read! Orangeduck23 is co-writer!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,493 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Winning Bid by biteoutoflife reviews
Two-shot. A fundraising banquet for CSM decided to auction off men for dates... and Dr. M volunteered Fang and Iggy, much to Max's hatred. Will she find a way to bid on Fang, or will someone else snag the ultimate prize of the night?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Max, Fang
Hidden Secrets by Aleria14 reviews
Heaven is Max and Fang's daughter, but she doesn't know about the wings or the school. She has lived a completely normal life, until one day she gets captured by the Whitecoats. What will happen when she finds out about the flock's past?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,466 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Mr Mom by imagine.life.sweeter reviews
When Max gets sick, Fang's left in charge of the flock. How will he survive as Mr. Mom? Told through Fang's POV. Really bad summary. Oh well. Read it for yourself. You'll get a better picture. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,787 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Sweet Stuff by Silverwitch07 reviews
Magnus decides to make Alec breakfast after the Shadowhunter spends the night at Magnus's apartment. He would never have guessed that breakfast would end up being even sweeter than his dreams had been...in more ways than one. Rating explained inside
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Way You Make Me Feel by Athena1474 reviews
AFTER HAWAII/MAX: The flock is on the move, and this time there headed to sunny Australia. Angel's got a mystery pulling her away from the flock, while Max and Fang are just heating up. Will Angel leave the flock? Will they even survive? Find out now. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,563 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Hardships Of Love by Ima.Monster.RawR reviews
ClaryxJace. Takes place after City Of Glass. Jace and Clary have a hard time because of Jace's anger issues. Rated M for sujestive content and lanuage. **DISCONTINUED** im sry but i dont know what to do with this now.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Screwdriver by Zikkie reviews
Iggy and Nudge make a play about Max and Fang's future...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The lists by rainbowstrike reviews
Dr. Martinez has had enough. She decides that the kids need to have some ground rules, and so she puts up lists for each child around the house, stating what they are no longer allowed to do. R & R, rated T just in case.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - V. Martinez - Complete
It's Always Hot In The Desert by The-Belladonna-Rose reviews
Max and Fang go for a little flight in the desert and things get a little intimate. I suck at summaries. Lemon. Fang's a little more talkative than usual. One-shot cos' i was bored. may be some more later if encouraged.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Captured by Lily-on-the-water reviews
Max faces the pain of being raped but in the process learns something about herself. Caution: Lemons, rape scene, and incest. If you don't like it then don't read it, simple as that. Faxness at the end for all my fellow FAX lovers out there! Long oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
My Maximumride 6 by sportchicky12 reviews
This takes place after the 5th book but before the 6th one will come out. Mr. chu and Brigid are back but working together. basically this is just about max and flock and deffinatley a lot of fax! maybe Eggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,904 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Max, Fang
To Make You Feel My Love by SweetJesus.It'sEdward reviews
Max and Fang have been together for three years, so Max wants to take their relationship to the next level. But what happens when they forget the most important thing concerning teenage sex? M for LEMONS! Mostly Fang POV. Read&Review! Loveee, Hannah.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,325 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Max, Fang
Home Free by Person95 reviews
Max left the flock when a mysterious woman showed up, what will happen if the flock finds Max when she has a new family?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Max
More Normalness by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
This is the sequel to Maximum Ride: Our "Normal" Lives. It's just a bunch of stuff that happens those years after that experience. FAX, EGGY, Nudge,OC/Kudge or Nyle, Romance and humor... Visions are coming true...Or are they? Read to find out... Rated T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 102,430 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Ride of Their Lives by YinyangUnleashed reviews
ChapterOne:Max and Fang have a special moment flying together at the end of MAX and this continues where that left off if James Patterson was writing it with adult themes as well.ChapterTwo:Thank you Max for your social poise and grace...yay FLOCK!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
Dangerous Secrets by Ice Secret reviews
Jeb contacts Max and wants them to go to Californa. In Californa Max and the flock learn a dangerous secret that could ruin their future. Major Faxness! If you like Faxness then look here
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 50,531 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 7/23/2007
Split by TwilightloveandFaximumRide reviews
Note Chapter one is a Flashback! The name of the game is Fax fans my other story you'll like this, has the most awesome plot I EVER though of! Try it! Romance starts in Chapter one! Will Iggy be terminated? Will Gazzy and Nudge's wings grow back-I mean...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Max
Taken by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Max was taken from Fang one night. He finds her but also finds something that he is not sure he wants. No, Fang doesn't have a kid he doesn't know about. Though kind of like that. Mang/Fax all the way.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,686 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
Perfectly Unexpected by autumn92292 reviews
This is a fanfiction to Simone Elkeles' "Perfect Chemistry" i DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS! ...in this fanfiction, Colin is still jealous that Alex & Brittany are together,& ends up physically harming Brittany. So, please read & find out wat happens
Perfect Chemistry - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Alex F., Brittany E.
What Clary Wasn't Supposed to See by MelissaRM19 reviews
It's the middle of the night, Clary hears some private things coming from Alec's bed...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Kinky Night by MelissaRM19 reviews
Magnus has Alec right where he wants him...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Fang's Birthday or is it? by starsandwings4ever reviews
ok so title says it all, is bettter than it sounds might take a while to get to his bday. my first fanfic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,420 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Mistake That Made Me by HamanoAiko reviews
Takes place after TFW... as if they never left the E house. Angel was never taken, so they didn't need to. Now, someone else will be taken, and why? Something big. rated M for MAJOR FAXNESS, trust me, will get worse...
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Max, Fang
Alec Please by DarkInuangel reviews
Alec has to go home but Magnus wants him to stay. What will happen when Alec agrees to let Magnus try to convince him not to go. AlecxMagnus Chapter 2 is here!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Happy Days by flyinhigh reviews
SEQUEL TO BOYS, OK MAYBE MEN IN BLACK.Max and Fang end up happily ever after, until 15 years later.Nothing's never easy for Max. Then when Fang disappears she is left with two lovestruck teeangers and a quirky twin. So where's Fang?The world may never kno
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,932 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007
What if by shmabs reviews
What would have happened if Max hadn't run away from Fang in the 3rd book? Major Faxness. My first fan-fic so please R&R. Probably a one-shot. Rated M for mature content.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
How Much He Loves Me by ra1n reviews
Max comes home, exhausted. What does Fang have waiting for her? Funny, cute... call it what you will. R&R, if you will. Not quite sure if this is going to just be a one-shot, or if I'll add to it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Max, Fang
Nighty Night, Don't Let the Dreamhoppers Bite! by PsychoandProud reviews
Angel teaches Max how to dream-hop, visiting other's dreams. Now she'll finally find out what the rest of the Flock thinks in their sleep...PLEASE R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Christmas Wishes by xmoonlightxwingsx reviews
It's Christmas time for the Flock. Are you ready for a blow-out snowball fight, a feelings debut, and some couple taking things to the next level? If not, get ready. Rated T. Fax and other pairings, NOW COMPLETE! SEQUEL ON WAY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,966 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Maximum Ride: Our 'Normal' Lives by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
Max and the Flock get to settle down after Itex is gone. Max and the gang have to go through teenage troubles and Flock troubles. Fax, swearing, romance, action, sillyness. Read please, it's good!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,875 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Max - Complete
Heaven Help Us by miserable.fate reviews
Things have been going great for the flock, especially after they finally saved the world. But then Max and Fang make a mistake that will lead to a consequence of their actions. Rated T for mild sexual content!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,101 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008
The Flat Wheels on The Bus by maximumcullenxxx reviews
For Skye Maxwell's contest. The Flock needs somewhere to stay because of the cold, and they find...a bus. Completely random. No plot whatsoever. Humor and slight Fax. Rated T for safety. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
A Place Called Home by Suni.Baby reviews
Eight years ago Max was hauled away by the Erasers and taken back to the school.Now she's back! But she's not alone!But Max isn't the only one with a surprise! Fang has one too!//Fissa//FAXNESS//NIGGYNESS//otherness! R&R please!Used to be BabiSuni!UPDATED
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,266 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
Viva la Vida: The Story Behind the Song by Lex Lennox reviews
The Story Behind the Song of Viva la Vida by Coldplay
Screenplays - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Wings, Kids, and High School by Max7 reviews
sequel of Maximum Richards. Max and Ella are pregnant. Fax and Illa. Max sees Fang kissing another girl. Will he be able to convince her to believe him? Will she be able to move on? i suck at summaries, so please just read it
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,298 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Why I Love You by dragongoddess13 reviews
A conversation between Max and Fang about what they love about eachother.MAJOR FAX Please read and review. sequeal up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Big C by Munch-a-Bunch reviews
Jeb calls Max and the flock in for a discussion that includes a special gift. A VERY embarrasing gift too. Fax oneshot. Sorry to burst your bubble but it isnt cancer. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Tears flood her life by Fax-a-holic reviews
Max went out for Supplies came back and her life shattered she's left and now she's in a cave going over what happened. Please R&R. this is now a few chapter fic. Fax. Starts as song fic. K Language and some other things.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
My Favorite Mistake by Alyson May reviews
It's been two years since Max saved the world. Two years to grow, change and make mistakes. Mistakes such as getting pregnant at sixteen. But when it's all said and done, will she wish it never happened? Major spoilers. COMPLETE! Fax, Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,890 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
All Our Ways by EvilSarcasm217 reviews
Really smutty scenes! All the ways Max and Fang...do it! It is REALLY smutty! Don't read if you can't handle it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007
His Bachelor Party by tanyart reviews
Gazzy and Iggy have some killer plans for a Bachelor Party. Unfortunately, the groom is a little less than willing to attend since their killer plans could get him killed by his killer bride. [future!fax] [Sequel to “His Best Man”]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
40 Harsh Things Max Could Say to a Naked Fang by EdwardAddict reviews
Just a little list of things Max might say to Fang if he didn't measure up. HumorParody Oneshot Faxy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
His Best Man by tanyart reviews
Iggy hates shopping, but he’ll go with Fang anyways. ‘Cause really now, it’s what best friends are for. [future!fax][Check out the sequel, 'His Bachelor Party']
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
It's 34B by tanyart reviews
[oneshot] Max walks in on Fang while he’s secretly doing the laundry. He screws up and now he’s thinking about more than just a pile of dirty clothes. [fax!fluff]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Davian by WiNgLeSs GrRl reviews
Fang and Max have a baby boy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
Maximum Ride: Bringing in a New Life by MississippiGirl13 reviews
Because of one night Max's life has gone from bad to worse. Two months after that night Max finds out the tragic truth: Fang has gotten her pregnant. Now Max must have a child and protect it from Jeb and the Erasers... she just has to find out how.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,486 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
Silent as the Grave by IllaSc reviews
Fang is always silent, but why? What happened to make him this way? It happened when he was three... when he still had a brother named Thorn... T for violence.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
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Viva La Vida Loca 3 reviews
It's Winter! Yay winter! Snowball fights, hot cocoa, Christmas presents, ALL KINDS OF STUFF! Lots of FAX and EGGY and JEVAN is what I'm calling it lol! NO FLAMES! and read the other two stories first! Peace!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,349 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Max, Fang
Finished reviews
Three words. That's all it took for Jace to go out on a death mission. What are those words you ask? Jonathan has Clary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
The Future is a Strange Place reviews
Max and the Flock find a stange girl named Mickey from the Future. The most important question is....who is she? FAX of course! Yay FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,921 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Max, Fang
Want and Need reviews
Patch doesn't want to sacrifice Nora's body anymore. No. He has something else he wants to use it for.... Rated Teen for now! :D
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009
Rainbow Life reviews
D Read to find out! :D
Rainbow Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2009
Kalec: Winged Girl Lost reviews
Kalec has a normal life.....except she has wings. And thinks her parents aren't really her parents. But if not Jason and Christina, the only parents she's ever known, then who?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,056 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2009
Alone in the World reviews
Max, Max, Max. The Flock abandoned her leaving her to the School. The School gave her Duo. Now she has to solve her biggest problem yet: Raising him at 18. Will the Flock come back? NO FLAMES.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,283 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Max
Golden reviews
Set after CoG. Our favorite Shadowhunters are living a normal life until some unexpected things happen....who's the Golden Family? Clary/Jace Alec/Magnus some chappies may be rated M! :P
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Viva La Vida Loca 2 reviews
The sequel to Viva La Vida Loca. The Flock gets their own house, some babies are born, some trouble happens...whatever my mind tells me to write at the time lol No Flames Please! :P
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 55,976 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Viva La Vida Loca 2: The Wedding! reviews
I know I didn't post this is in the actual story, so here it is! Enjoy....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Viva La Vida Loca reviews
Max and the Flock have defeated Itex and are "Living the Crazy Life" :Anyway Max gets Preggers and some crazy stuff happens. I'm bad at summaries so read it and find out more! Is now finished!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 31,977 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete