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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

I LOVE JASPER CULLEN! I also love Carlisle and Emmett but that is a whole different story... XD

My favorite book in the whole wide world is Eclipse!

My friends tell me I am overly obsessed with Twilight!

My religion is Twilithian! Go Father Carlisle!

I love Jasper! My favorite werewolf is Seth!

My best friend is on here: Dar-Disaster, her writing is pretty bad apples x)

My favorite Vampires from the twilight Saga...

Guys: Jasper, Emmett, Carlisle, Aro, Stefan, Vladimr, and Benjamin Marcus, and Ciaus XD

Girls: Maggie, Anthrendora, Sulpicia, Alice, Kate,Tanya, and Jane(sometimes)

And Charlie( AKA Super Cop) Roxz!


My favorite Quotes from the Twilight Saga are:

"Edward's only human, Bella. He's going to react like any other boy."-Angela Weber

"I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried you’re the freak?"- Edward Cullen

"He looks at you like...like you are something to eat."- Mike Newton

" You’re scared of Leah, but you’re best buds with the psychopath blonde?"- Jacob Black

"Alice wants you, too. She says she’s tired of hanging out in the attic like a bat in the belfry."- Seth Clearwater

" Is anything just a myth anymore?"- Bella Swan

" And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche." - Alice Cullen

"I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh."- Bella Swan

"You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope."

- Jasper Whitlock Cullen


If you believe there would be no Bella and Edward if Edward was human, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up stairs, copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome. If you agree, put this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you've practically memorized Chapter 20 (Compromise) of Eclipse, put this on your profile.

If everytime you hear thunder you think or say "well someone got a home run", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are mad at James, Victoria, and Laurent because it took them so long to kill Bella, then they didn't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Cocoa puffs Turkey Bird thing should go the rehab, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a fan of Bella Swan, then you've got issues, girl.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile X(

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile ( I actually was doing my math homework and thinking about twilight, obviously, i wrote Alice Cullen on my paper!!) True Story- Ask Dar-disaster

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato
juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

TOP 8 REASONS WHY INSANIY IS AWSOME:
1. You're never alone. you can make up all the friends you want.
2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners.
3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you.
4. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food.
5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the street.
6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy."
7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity.
8. Clothes aways fit. Straight jakets are one size fits all."

Fun Things To Do On An Elevator. XD

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body

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The Last Star by Sherlocksfifty reviews
Ana is 19 living with her drunken father and baby brother. She is a senior in high school and she is just trying to stay alive for her family that is depending on her. Just when Ana thinks that all hope is lost, she meet the new teacher who will do anything to save her. I DONT OWN FIFTY SHADES TRILOGY. Please feel free to comment on my story! Rated M just to be safe.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,455 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Mia G., Kate K.
What's the lesson today Sir? by Don't Hesitate reviews
"What's the lesson today Sir?" Ana is a normal high school student, but when she meets a man in a bar and again the next day at school, she enters a whole new world with her teacher... Mr. Grey.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,854 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
The Little Sister by jwa530 reviews
After her father dies, Emily not only finds out that she has a wealthy half-brother, but her half-brother is Seattle's own Christian Grey. While staying with Christian and Ana, Emily must learn to let go of her horrid childhood. If Christian thought he was 50 shades, wait until he meets his youngest sister.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,212 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Christian G., Anastasia S., OC
Mr Grey's Student by GreyEnterprisesInc reviews
Anastasia has a favourite teacher who she can't stop thinking about. Mr Grey can't stop fantasising about a certain student. Will they give into their desires?
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,626 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
The Party by LucindaRemyMalfoy reviews
There's a first time for everything, right? Well it looks like Grace and Carrick's anniversary party is the perfect place for that. Pretty dresses, best friends, eyerolls - throw in an overprotective boyfriend and the Old Hag and you never know what could happen.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,390 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Together Again by Dragons-Twilight1992 reviews
Sequel to Forgiveness. It has been many years since Bella and Edward left now they coming back to help against a new threat. Who is this new threat? How will everyone deal with being together again? Or will it push them farrer apart? Will the Commander, Major, Captain and Lieutenant come out to play?Will this new threat destory them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,695 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 9/28/2011 - [Bella, Edward] OC
A Working Title: Part Three by IBACULLEN reviews
Bella has had many ups & downs throughout her relationship with famous Edward Cullen. Now it is her time to shine in the spotlight. But in order to do that she will have to find the strength within to fight for the things she wants in life. Will Edward be able to let go of the control he once had for the sake of his and Bella's relationship? A Working Title Series E/B HEA...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 286,214 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Difficult by quillstrike reviews
"Welcome to the very first Hunger Games!" The 74th Arena is destroyed. Something - or someone - has set off an explosion so volatile, the tributes (those still alive, anyway) are hurled back into a strange land, a strange time. Life as they knew it is gone. The Capitol? Gone. The Districts? Gone. The Tributes? Still painfully alive. Gradual Catoniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,934 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - [Cato, Katniss E.] Clove
Nate: Bella's Untold Past and Secrets by TwilightLuver-BabyDoll98225 reviews
Bella lied to Edward when she said she never had a boyfriend. His name's Nate and they something happened in Phoenix. Well Nate's now in Forks. Can Bella hide her past or will her secret come out. Set after New Moon. Slight AU Full summeray inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 200,611 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella
Fix You by Whisper Sweet Nothings reviews
What if Jacob hadn't stopped at just a kiss in Eclipse? How will Bella deal with being raped, especially now that she thinks she's unfixable? How will she handle telling Edward about the rape, or will she try to keep it from him? Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,368 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Killer Habits by musicaddiction3 reviews
After the Cullens left Bella broken in forks Bella picks up some nasty habits to keep her from thinking about the pain that is left over from the Cullens. Bella is perfectly content with the way she is living her life but what if the Cullens came back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,529 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Wife Swap with the Cullens by Lillianna08 reviews
Emmett enters Esme for Wife Swap and she swaps places with Ellen Smith, a mum who believes her family to be perfect and grooms her children to become important people in society. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,698 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010
Deepest Sorrow is the Greatest High by Beneath The Vagrant Alpha reviews
Bella and Alice are best friends trying to make the best of their situations. Alice has Edward and Bella has her teacher, Jasper, who has a few secrets of his own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Jasper, Bella
Runaway by Kibibe reviews
After Bella learned from Laurant that Victoria was still after her. She ran away & left her old life behind in an attempt to save her loved ones. A few years later she runs into the Cullens again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,613 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bottom of the Ocean by That Girl Again reviews
Edward leaves and Bella releases a single, where she shares she'll never stop loving him, and she becomes a success. She gets what she wants, but what happens when Jacob, Edward and Victoria are thrown into the mix, in with celebs? ACTUAL PLOT. MY IDEA.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 129,841 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella - Complete
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
The 85th Hunger Games by ReadingWriting1342 reviews
What if Katniss never rebelled? Welcome to the 85th Hunger Games! Who will win?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,397 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Aglio by FullmetalVampire123 reviews
The Cullens get accepted for Wife Swap! Will the new mom be able to deal with the wild Cullen family? Or will the Cullens be able to deal with the mom? OOC Post BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do by twilightnite reviews
Based on the indifferent child of earth's one-shot/list. The story behind the list. Think you know everything about Emmett? Think again. Any brain combustion, confusion, or gut busting can't be held against us. Read at your own risk. Enjoy! No.4-5 up now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/15/2008
Undying Love by Holly-SA-Cullen reviews
When Edward left in New Moon, Bella finds out she's pregnant. But carrying a vampire's baby isn't going to be easy! What will she do? Will she survive? Will she ever see Edward again? SM Pregnancy - AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,418 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella
It's Friday by Horch reviews
Just after the second Rebellion, Katniss and the others find a CD containing an extremely dangerous song from the past - Friday by Rebecca Black - that just might change their lives forever, for better or for worse. Not meant to offend Rebecca Black.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Chemical Reactions by Pinup Barbie reviews
Set in about the middle of New Moon. Edward never came back, Bella never had Jacob to lean on. Bella's life spirals into a world of sex, alcohol and drugs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,523 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Edward, Bella
Running To You by 2brown-eyes reviews
Bella at a breaking point jumps not for fun, but to end it in NM. She is thinking that her death will stop Victoria's revenge. She is saved by Alice and runs off to Brazil when she figures out that Edward still loves her. But will it be that easy? M for language. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,494 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beginning of the End by One Who Hunts reviews
2010 Based. Even though Nancy and Quentin had brought Freddy out into the real world, killed him, and burned his remains, it was far from over. Not even close.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,088 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
Love At Another Angle by Horch reviews
It's Primrose Everdeen's death anniversary, and Katniss and her daughter are there to visit her. But when they bump into someone on the way back home, things start getting crazy. Keeta. Written for the Down With The Capitol Authors August Challenge.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Katniss E. - Complete
Taming the Swan by Mela-Schme reviews
Bella Swan is your typical rebellious teen, complete with an attitude and cold personality. But what happens when she is forced to spend the summer at her grandparents' house? Will the other kids in the cul-de-sac warm up her cold shoulder? AH, AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,542 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Empty by Hev99 reviews
Set after Edward left in New Moon, assuming that he never returned and Jacob never helped Bella to heal. Two years later Bella's life is a nightmare until she is reunited with the family she misses so desperately. Can they save her from herself?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 180,147 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever Changed by TwilightLuver-BabyDoll98225 reviews
Bella gets sick one night at the Cullens' house and Emmett witnesses just how much Edward and Bella love each other. Emmett's POV. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13352 - Favs: 8,053 - Follows: 5,992 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
What Was Enough by DarcyDarcy reviews
My Kim/Jared story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,767 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Jared, Kim
I Know You're Lying by ALD15 reviews
Jasper knows Bella and Edward's relationship isn't perfect and he wants to fix that. Jasper/Bella friendship. Set between New Moon and Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
If Bella Said Yes by x-Amz-x reviews
What if Bella had said yes to Edward's proposal?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,991 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Fox and the Berries by Horch reviews
"I want to get out of here. I know I'm not going to win, so I want the fast way out of this place. I'm not afraid of death." Foxface's last moments.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Foxface - Complete
It's a Ninja Thing by the mirror girl reviews
Bree thinks her Diego is dead. Diego thinks his Bree is dead. Both are in love. Will they be reunited, or will fate have other ideas in mind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,876 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Bree, Diego - Complete
Broken Spirit by LauraHannah90 reviews
When Charlie threatens to send Bella for mental help, he doesn't back down - but moving on is far from what Bella wants to do. As she ignores the help of others, she sinks deeper. That is until someone unexpected comes to help her through. New Moon AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 132,833 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Bella
Raider of the Lost Heart by icul8er reviews
"I am your Captain; you will surrender to my will Miss Swan." Captain Cullen & his band of renegades commandeer an unruly young maiden. Will Miss Swan remain a pirate's captive? Will lust ensue? Warning:Piracy,D/s,Lemons,Corporal Punishment/Spanking,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,112 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
Return From Italy by Team Edward Rules All reviews
Angela's POV of when Edward, Alice and Bella return to Forks, and during their first day back at school after Italy. Obviously set in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Angela - Complete
La Tua Cantante by christiep reviews
Edward's self control fails him, and he bites Bella the day they meet. How will Bella,Edward and the Cullens deal? What dangers will they face? E/B and the usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,005 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give Her Some Credit by kmwhyte reviews
Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Horrible Liar OS by xSirenSongx reviews
Entry for Scene Stealers Contest- Summary: What if Bella didn't believe a word Edward said when he attempted to leave her in chapter 3 of New Moon? How might the story change when you trust the love you have in your heart?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Distractions by windchymes reviews
An unexpected discovery and Bella realises Edward lied when he left her. She is determined to find him, but as she searches she finds there is more to Edward Cullen than she ever realised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 184,779 - Reviews: 3248 - Favs: 3,534 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Changes Made by D.Bunnie reviews
Edward left. Bella and Alice fly to Volterra to rescue him. They return home. The voting takes place and then... Bella explains that if Edward and the rest of the family want to stay in her life, there need to be some changes made...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,063 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Other Bella Swan by goldenwriter100 reviews
Two years after Breaking Dawn, a vampire stranger meets the Cullens, having a special gift that they all wish to experience. But when it is Bella's turn, it will not be her life that she she's before her…it will be her once possible human life
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,438 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Life Goes On: Post Breaking Dawn by g1ngersnap reviews
After the Volturi left, the Cullens decided to move to Hanover, NH with Jacob’s pack. What does the future hold for them? How much progress would Renesmee make while growing up? Canon. OC. Possible spin-off/s. 1st fanfic. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 122,175 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Adventures of Silly Bella by JulesSC reviews
A companion to Bella Hale. The stories about little Bella that wasn't told in BH. Just mindless fluff, with very little plot. BxE friendship, as well as Cullen family bonding.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,210 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Will Love You by twolden77 reviews
5 years after Edward left Bella. Bella is an English teacher. Edward is a new student in her class.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,861 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Apples For My Teacher by VampireWizard93 reviews
Bella gives birth to Reneesme after the cullens leave, then is turned by Laurent. 30 years later she comes back to Forks as an English teacher only to find out she has some familiar students
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,976 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009
Serenity by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
There have been many stories about Alice and Jasper's journey to the Cullens from 1948 to 1950, but not one quite like this one. This is Jasper's dark journey about learning to trust and love and that war is not how vampires have to live life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,321 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Twilight Story by Mrs. Hale123 reviews
It has been six years since Edward left Bella in the woods in New Moon, Emmett finds Bella in a life threatening situation, what will happen to Bella? And will she take Edward back after all this time? T just to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/15/2009
Twilight Characters visit the set of TWILIGHT! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009
Untitled by iluvpynk reviews
He looked at me. "Don't you remember me, Bella?" "No." What if Bella had attempted suicide when Edward was saying goodbye to her and lost her memory? How would this have changed things? On HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009
Left Behind by RachaelRawr reviews
Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, but doesn't return. A hundred years later the Cullens return to Forks High School. However,so do Bella and a new found friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,246 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Meeting Mom by LauraHannah90 reviews
Charlie is out of town, so he calls in Renee to stop any 'funny business' between Bella and Edward. But Bella falls sick and Edward helps care for her. Renee analyses his love for her daughter, curious about their intense relationship. Will Renee approve?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,802 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Renée - Complete
What If He Never Came Back? by Babybee61 reviews
Bella done cliff diving. Alice came to see her, but Edward never found out, what would happen if Edward never came back? See what happens when Edward comes back into her life 2 years after her 18th birthday, whether she likes it or not. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,829 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Alice
Car Crash by Traditional.Rose reviews
Bella gets in a car accident and Edward is there to protect her. Just fluff about protective Edward taking care of Bella. MAJOR B/E. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,679 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Edward - Complete
The Challenge by LauraHannah90 reviews
When there is a disagreement in the Cullen household, Bella challenges the Cullen family to spend a week living in a rough city area, on budget and having to earn whatever they spend. How will the family cope without their taken-for-granted luxuries?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,856 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
Bella's Fear by twilightrocksyoursocks reviews
Bella gets her flu shot. The first time in eight years. But Bella being Bella, hates anything to do with hospital's and needles. Carlisle and Edward talk her into getting her flu shot though. Read and Review please! This story is for IcyActress!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
My Lost Hope by SnappleApple450 reviews
Bella returns to the Cullen's house after seven months of loneliness and abandonment. She finds an address. Could this be her ticket to finding Edward or more disappointment? And if she finds him, can she forgive him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,078 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Cullens Go Counselling by CULLENS GIRL 95 reviews
If you think the Cullens are normal during school, think again! This is what happens when Jasper gets bored, Emmett is deprived, Alice wants to shop and Bella blows up! PostBD Canon-AU Slight-OOCness Canon-Pairing's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009
A Time for Every Purpose by Im2xshy reviews
My take on the way things might have gone if Edward hadn't left in New Moon. Not for Jacob lovers. The story's not, like, mean to Jacob or anything, but since Edward doesn't leave in New Moon, they don't form the friendship they did.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,635 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Longest Five Days EVER by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
Jasper," Emmett was worried. "What's wrong?" "She's going to die, Emmett," I muttered. "She's going to die and all I can do is sit here and wait for the news." Jasper's thoughts in New Moon from Alice's vision of Bella jumping to the airport. AXJ
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Bad Day by xXxFlameOf-TheFanxXx reviews
We all know the Cullens to be the best and most well behaved kids in Washington, but what happens when they do some pretty bad stuff to get them arrested? Charlie, much to their displeasure, is the one who arrests them, but just who will be sent to jail?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2010
Emmett's Back! by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Charlie is called to arrest a Cullen. Guess who! Emmett! But Emmett's not alone. Laughing is guaranteed. Charlie Emmett Renesmee! XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Charlie S., Emmett - Complete
Things Better Left Unknown by The Fallen Dark Angel reviews
What would happen if Charlie found out how Edward stays with Bella at night? This is what I think would happen. VERY far fetched and OCC. My first finished story so dont put a hating on it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,575 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bicycle and Emmett by Jaq's-Out-Punching-Werewolves reviews
It's christmas time at the Cullen house and this year Nessie gets a bike, so what dose Emmett do to it? Will have a bit of We Have to Get Ang, It's Very Important. it's rated T but it is M in some chapters, but no lemons, just some of emmett's punishments
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,997 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
Another by CarysPendragon reviews
Bella continued her life after Edward left. 40yrs after her death what happens when The Cullen's, namely Edward, meet Rosie? ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Complete
The New Bella by Ari5194 reviews
Bella moves back to Forks, after being forced to move to Jacksonville. She has gotten over Edward and is a whole new Bella. What happens when she sees that the Cullens have moved back? My first fanfiction, cut me some slack.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,466 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
History Paper by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Jasper comes out of History, having to write an essay. An essay on the Civil War. How does he react when he reads some infomation about him? Is it really his fault?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Jasper - Complete
I Only Want The Truth by theSunlitEarth reviews
This is just a one-shot -or not anymore- where Bella tells Charlie that she's become a vampire...or, I guess more accurately, he figures it out. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Good Girl Gone Bad by shopaholicme reviews
When Edward left, he didn't quite manage to stay away from Bella. So after five months the Cullens came back to Forks. Only to find a new and more popular Bella. Pls. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,640 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Treasure My Heart by Alessandrakatrina reviews
Once a good kid, Alice is now getting bad grades, and is trouble with the school, frequently. She runs away, and is enveloped in a world of alcohol, drugs, and cutting. The only way someone can stop her is for someone to treasure her heart. Darkfic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Alice
Hearing Damage by greysfanhp reviews
Post BD. What the Cullens do for fun in High School, practical jokes and inapropiate comments. Told from Carlisle's POV when he gets a call from the school. Thx for reviewing, it was a fun ride!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,559 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Help Me, Save Me by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
When Edward left, he wanted Bella to have a vampire free life. But what if they weren't the only vampires interested in her? Her life is just one big disaster, but can the Cullens help her when she needs them most? When she is in a mental institution?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,927 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Doing Time by crashedxhearts reviews
The Cullens and Bella go to jail! A little humor a little romance a little fluff. Hilarious misunderstandings... give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,744 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Progress by Amethyst Jackson reviews
NM AU. Bella asks Edward to save her from Alice’s planned birthday party and take her out for her birthday instead. Bella’s plan has much better results than Alice’s. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ever the same by KelseyJane reviews
When Edward left, Bella changed. She changed everything about herself in hopes of forgetting him. Four years later, she is known as Elle Swan, a successful interior designer in California. What happens when she's sent somewhere else for work?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,480 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009
The First Thanksgiving: According to Emmett Cullen by LilyAnneMarie reviews
The first Thanksgiving according to Emmett. There were turkeys, cannibalism, and... Chief Charlie?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Discovery by Aspiring Empath reviews
Alice never had the vision. The Cullens never returned. Meet Becca. She's determined to uncover the secret of her grandma's journal, even if it meets looking for trouble. Nominated for Twilight & Indie Twific Awards! Most Orignal Plot, Best AU, Best OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,600 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 4/21/2007
Bella's Bad Luck Makes For A Precious Moment by MadderThanTheCheshire reviews
Bella's bad luck turns into a precious father/daughter moment between Carlisle and herself. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Secrets by TheSingingGirl reviews
It was the second thing I ever saw. A family. And a blurred girl. Alice's visions of Edward's future mate, years before she was born. Winner of the Twilight Anniversary Challenge!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Mistakes by wickedlylovely reviews
Bella needed a way to escape the pain.She found one, but it ended being a mistake. now she wont talk to anyone. there is nothing that can change the way she feels.But her doctors are determined to make her whole again & call in the best Dr Carlisle Cullen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Marriage by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
Bella, and Edward are four years old, and one day Bella asks Edward what marriage was. What is Edward going to say? Will he propous himself? Will he remember this when he is older?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Black and White by lillyroo reviews
Atticus ssings his own version of the song Fireflies by Owl City. This is a good song and this version is sad because Atticus trys to do something about the racism in Maycombe but is shot down.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Ms Swan by SopranoandBass reviews
Edward never came back after he left in New Moon, Bella goes to college and has the normal life that Edward wanted her to have. Now, across the continent and at the age of 35, Bella is Edward's English teacher! Rated T for language, canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,711 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Have You Moved On? by iluvpynk reviews
In New Moon, Edward decides to come back, but he's too late: Laurent already bit Bella, and Edward thinks Bella is dead. Now 90 years later, Bella is back in Forks, and so are the Cullens, but there's a new member: Jennifer, Edward's new girlfriend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,066 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Explanations by Smittenwhenbitten reviews
After Breaking Dawn, Charlie knows they can't tell him everything, and he won't ask them to; but did Bella really know what she was getting into when she married Edward? A Bella and Charlie chat, with Edward and even Emmett getting involved in the end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Trouble by ForbiddenFruit001 reviews
."Bella was going to be in trouble. Not serious trouble, but for a newly wed, this was deep trouble indeed." It's what we all want to know- how did alice find out that Bella needed help on her Honeymoon? A&B Short story. Pre BD Please R&R!NEW CHP W.LIME!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Alice, Bella
Edward Who? by awfullynormal reviews
Bella trips, falls, and gets amnesia just days before the wedding. How will Edward convince her of his love... again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,438 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Small Print by Coquettishness reviews
Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
One Tiny Change by The Goddess of Anger reviews
What if one tiny change completely destroyed the outcome of New Moon? What if Bella never had to go to Italy to save Edward because he never needed saving? How much can one tiny detail change things? AU. Canon pairings. Uncompleted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Harry
Dear Esme by Samwelshdragon reviews
Bella writes a letter to Esme to say goodbye, AU of new moon
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Did he just say Sex ED? by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
A normal day, normal teachers, almost normal students. What could happen? But then appears in the schedule a new different course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,546 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2768 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
Confession by x-Amz-x reviews
Bella has a confession to make...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's Not What You Think! by fairytale city reviews
It was a regular night for edward and bella, until his his siblings get involved and get Edward arrested by Charlie! Now revenge and punishments are on everyone's minds. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,529 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She'll Never Forget by TweetyBean reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella is so distraught, she gets in an accidental car crash. The result is amnesia, forcing Bella to forget everything that happened since she came to Forks. She goes to Maine, not expecting others.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,675 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nudist Colony by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
A pranking war with a difference, Emmett in a g-string, Jasper's blue balls and the great volleyball incident? What else can you expect when the Cullen’s and Denali’s go to a nudist colony for one VERY interesting 1960’s summer vacation!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,546 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Another Time but The Same Place by kaylamarie2012 reviews
Edward left Bella during New Moon, and didn't come back, three years have passed and she is pushing through with the help of Jacob, she's happy again. Right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,539 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella - Complete
Cullen Women Bonding Week by erica714 reviews
Alice takes the opportunity to plan out the entire week before Edward and Bella's wedding. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,321 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Alice
Camp Archstone: Facility for Troubled Youth by Dani Navy reviews
Bella doesn't care that Edward's gone; as long as she gets her high at night, and doesn't end up in a ditch by morning, she's golden. But Camp Archstone has other plans for her, and that's when Edward comes back. BELLA IS OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan Gets Swine Flu by xXchampXx reviews
Bella gets Swine Flu. How will the Cullens help out to make her better without changing her because she almost dies? RXR!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Camping with the Cullens by TwihardNerd reviews
The Cullens dealing with eating disorders, therapists and school camp. What could go wrong? WARNING: We aren't trying to poke fun, we realise eating disorders are a very serious problem, we don't mean to offend anyone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Alice's Asylum by myobsessionbitesurs reviews
What did Alice go through in the asylum before she was with the Cullens? How did she end up in there anyways? I'm trying to keep as in character as possible so please give this a shot! R&R! Rated T just in case. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,742 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Alice
UNCLES by caseytabwizz reviews
Renesmee is in jail. While waiting for her father she gets flashback of things she did as a kid. What will happen? Will dad be mad?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Cakewalk by IsabellaDangelo reviews
Fluff! What happens when Bella agrees to make cakes for a cakewalk at school? Esme decides to help! Pure family fluff now through out the story with some Edward X Bella Fluff. Cannon pairs. Eclipse slightly AU.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,881 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Mine by badvamps26 reviews
This is what happens after Melanie gets her body back, written from her perspective. Covers everything from the time she wakes up through the time when they meet Burns. More chapters to come. Please review!
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Melanie S./Mel, Jared H.
April Fools by IsabellaDangelo reviews
Ever wondered why the Edward's sofa was white in the movie rather than black? And why he had to skim his CDs? Emmett finally gets his chance after 70 years to prank Edward. Take place during Twilight. More book than movie. One-Shot! R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
The Sad Story of Aro by IheartEdwardCullen1901 reviews
Bella and Edward find Aro crying behind a garbage can after being abandoned by The Volturi. So they take him back to the Cullen's house. Is this a trap, or is Aro really just a big baby? Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
From another Mythical Creature by You taste horrible reviews
...In New Moon....Bella gives Jacob a chance after Edward leaves her...then Jacob and Bella get into a fight but Bella in her moment of need...gets passionate and They end up in her bed...then Edward comes back and finds them.... Contains bits of lemon...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fun Times by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
Uncle Em, what's sex?" Nessie and Emmett spend some time together, and the results are interesting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Six Years After by EdwardzTopazEyez reviews
AU. Six years after Edward left her Bella has become a teacher. Still trying to put her life back together, how will Bella cope when a new face enters her class? A face she thought she would never see again...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Down with Aro! by fanciful.thoughts reviews
After Felix burns Volturi Castle down with Aro's curling iron, the fearless leader himself gets it into his head that they should move to Forks and be neighbors with the Cullens- mainly to stalk Carlisle. It all goes to hell from there. Beware Caius's swearing. - CRACK; woe to you if you take Twilight seriously. - DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Aro
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Bella's Headache by Mokusgirl reviews
Bella gets a headache while at the Cullen's house spending the day with Edward. He nurses her back to health, naturally. Read and review! and not flames please...just constructive critisism please. Hope you like it...Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Swimming by Miss Asian reviews
The Cullens are all in for the swimming plan Alice had made for the family except for Bella who seemed to be suddenly afraid of the water.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Twilithians by Dar-Disaster reviews
Practice what you preach, Mr.Cullen!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Carlisle
Emmett's Enchantment by Dar-Disaster reviews
Emmett feels this icredible force pushing him into the unique forest. But WHAT exactly is pulling him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Just Another Day With the Volturi by dawnismyenemy reviews
Just a random day at Volturi Head Quarters. Jane singing the F.U.N. song Aro's backing it up. Cauis is going insane. and what is Marcus doing in his room? read and find out. chap 2 Jake kissed who? T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Aro, Jacob
The Laundry by simplyunwordable reviews
Pre Breaking Dawn, Post Eclipse. Edward is running an errand and Bella experiences some humerous adventure while doing household chores. two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Laundry by AnkouBlake reviews
Just a one shot crack fic. Bella does the laundry when something disastrous occurs. How will a Newborn Bella handle the situation? R & R is much appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Diapers and Deception by Phantoms Little Lotte reviews
Alice and Jasper are left to babysit Renesmee, who is need of a diaper change. Someone's got to take care of it...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Empathic Fun by DaemonicKitten reviews
Jasper gets bored one day at school, and decides to use his power on the students around him. Jasper/Alice pairing. ONE-SHOT. Just randomness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Thanks to the Wolves by Disney Sorceress reviews
New Moon. The wolves were just barely too late and Laurent was able to bite Bella in the meadow. Now the pack has to decide what to do with a soon-to-be newborn vampire. The answer? Call the Cullens. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,208 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Damaged by chaffsters33 reviews
After the Cullen's leave, Bella is attacked and raped in Port Angeles. Her anger overwhelms her and she vows to one day become a vampire and make them pay. They will all pay for her damages. Implied rape, not graphic. Read and review. by the way, GOLDFISH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
20 ways on How to Provoke the Volturi! by 20wayss reviews
Our first "20 ways" list, no immortality necessary. Enjoy and please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Aro, Jane
25 things to do at WalMart: Cullen Style by star-girl62626 reviews
Written for vampireSPEED and twilight-is-lovee's Vampires go to WalMart! Contest. Original idea. Read and review! Oneshot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,278 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Cullen Vacation by Great Day reviews
Bella wanted to go to Yellowstone for a vacation but the Cullen's were hesitant. Geysers, mud pots, Emmett and Grizzly bears. Things start out bad and end up worse. Takes place before Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella
Yo Mamma by alittlefaithinme2 reviews
During the fight in BD. Better than it sounds. A war of yo mamma jokes. Who will win?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Emmett, Demetri - Complete
Full Moon by DobbyWobby reviews
Alternative New Moon ending. "His lips bent into the crooked smile I loved so much and he stepped forward. A single step. A single step into the bright italian sunshine..."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Evening Star by Twilight4886 reviews
Takes place after Edward leaves Bella in New Moon. Bella is now almost 23 years old and had moved to West Virginia after going to college to become an English teacher. She finds out Edward and his family are at the same school and she is now his teacher.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Everything Changes by BlackAngel-1993 reviews
Charlie finds out about the magical world of Twilight. What will happen to the wolves? Will Bella still be changed? Will the Volturi step in? T rated for language. This is my first fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008
Home Safe by schweinsty reviews
Esme watches over Bella while she sleeps. Post NM.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Esme, Bella - Complete
Bad Idea by irishjedi reviews
Bella needs a little help after making a bad choice, and goes to see her future father-in-law. Fluff warning!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Call of Destiny by trainlindz reviews
Jasper and Emmett take Edward out for his bachelor party. During Chapter 2 of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Trauma Minor by Lady Saffir reviews
Carlisle gets an unexpected visit from Bella at work.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Nothing on Earth by liv-elea reviews
Alternate version of New Moon, chapter 3, "The End": Edward tells Bella he doesn't want her. What if Bella at least tries to fight for Edward? What if Edward isn't able to leave her? What if their love is stronger than their doubts? Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,098 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Fateful TV Show by musicalwithfangs reviews
Charlie, worried about Bella, asks her to watch Tv with him. Unfortunately, his father/daughter time causes an unintended reaction from Bella. Takes place during New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Memories by starfireash reviews
Bella can play with people's memories. she can remember everything from everyone else's lives. everyone's except her own. the only thing she remember's is her name and the fact that she was in love... but with who?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,564 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008
History With Jasper by kentuckydreamer6 reviews
Its just an ordinary day in history class with Edward and Jasper,but what happens when the teacher insults the Confederate army?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
The Devastating Truth by hopelessromantic007 reviews
What happens in New Moon when Renee comes to take Bella back with her to Florida? See what happens when Bella finally starts crying and mourning for her lost love. One shot. No ownership of Twilight
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 252 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
A Shared Dream by Twinkling reviews
Bella has a nightmare, Jasper's POV. Set after Eclipse. Everyone is at the Cullen's home. ExB, JxA In true Twilight form it's full of love, pain and drama. Everyone is in-character, may contain spoilers. Please R&R. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Driver Education by LightSleeper reviews
For those of us that have went through the tedious horrors of Driver Education, and a melodramatic reference for those who haven’t. First attempt at a two Shot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Edward's discovery of Bella's Caffiene Issues by Murmmer reviews
This is when Edward finds out Bella is not so good with caffeine! Super silly! T for language!And cross dressing! should be a good laugh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/14/2007
Shopaholics Anonymous by Tilting At Windmills reviews
What happens when the family is fed up with Alice's shopping habits? Need I say that therapy will be required, and weekly meetings. On Hiatus until further notice. If anyone would like to takeover let me know.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Alice
The Escape by InterruptedProgress reviews
One of these days, Alice. I will win.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Surprise by Eowyn77 reviews
Carlisle is taken by surprise by two visitors -- Alice and Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Of Motorcycles and Cliffs by IAmNobodySpecial reviews
Charlie finds out and confronts Bella on the cliff diving and motorcycle after an accident.Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Volterra by thenag reviews
We know what happens to Edward, Bella, and Alice in Italy...But what happens 'back at the ranch? Told from Jasper's perspective and includes the fateful phone call Alice makes from the airplane to Jasper. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007
Carlisle's Father's Day Experience by wanderlustlights reviews
It's Father's Day...! Of course Bella gets her own father, Charlie, something, but... what will she get for Carlisle...? Read to find out! R&R please...!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
A Quiet Sunday by Mrs. Fred Astaire reviews
What happens when the Cullens start arguing about the Civil War? How will they ever resolve their strange argument? Find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
THE WORST NIGHT by Twilightmormon reviews
Bella goes to party and breaks a big party rule. NEVER drink the punch Soon she is intoxicated and is saved by Alice and Emmett. Bella begs the Cullen siblings to help her and not tell Edward. This will be a very long night of trying to cure a HANGOVER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Esme was NOT Kidding by Appy4la reviews
In the world of Amusement parks with the Cullens. In the last chapter of previously mentioned fanfic, Esme jokingly threatened Emmet with making him take up a job. What if she wasn’t joking…?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006
Another Day, Another Park by Appy4la reviews
Sequel to Amusement Parks with the Cullens. The Cullens and Bella are back, now with some new twists! Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006
Amusment Parks with the Cullens by Appy4la reviews
The Cullen siblings take Bella to an amusment park, where they agree to all go on the same rides. Should be amusing. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
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The Story of Us reviews
AU Edward left Bella in New Moon and she changed. Once they come back, they realize things were far from what they thought. Bella turned into the rebellious teenager of her childhood and drinks all her problems away. Story better than summary. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Bella
Stay Sane inside Insanity reviews
A submission to Pastthestarsandboulevards contest. She warned her siblings not to go in the strange castle, she knew something was off about it, but no one listens to her. What will become of the family as a tour begins... AlecXoc
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Alec, Elizabeth
Just my luck reviews
Charlie finds out that Edward comes over every night when he is asleep to be with Bella. He gets really mad- to say the least.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Charlie S.
Never Ending reviews
Two months after Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, but instead of sitting around crying she actually does something about it- R&R- "You may not love me today, tomorrow, or ever, but I will love you until it kills me, and, even then, you'll be in my heart."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 38,768 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella
Cullen family songs reviews
These are some songs for the Cullens and other Twilight characters, me and my best friend wrote during Social studies. They are very funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009
Homework help or not reviews
Bella needs help with her homework. No one will help her. Bad summary, story is way better.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella
A steak through thy heart reviews
Edward makes Bella dinner.Edward tastes Bella's dinner and really likes it, but Bella doesn't. Very funny, you should read this! R&R. Only Bella is human, no other cullens are. This is after new moon but before breaking dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete