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Joined 02-19-09, id: 1843847, Profile Updated: 06-28-12
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

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UPDATES

Truth or Consequence- finished

All I Believe in- on hold indefinitely*

Those Magical Nine Months- on hold indefinitely*

Fright Night- Complete

Can't Get None- on hold indefinitely

Solstice- Complete

Cheater- Complete


Hope everyone is happy with any stories they are now reading by yours truly. I really am glad I've had such success. Thanks to everyone who's R&R'ed, added me to favorites, story alert, etc. If you have any suggestions or just a story you'd like me to write, let me know!

Thanks a million,

JiNB

* not exactly 100% sure I'm going to continue with this fic.

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Hungover by Irrevocably Obsessed reviews
With a drunk roomate, a girl who knows her alcohol, a love-struck best friend, and a cocky guy who is the life of the group, Bella's not only going to be hungover with alcohol... AH, drinking, smoking, the whole bit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Rescue me by venomousgal reviews
Bella Swan is accident prone and always in need of rescuing. Sexy neighbour Edward Masen is an EMT and more than willing to handle the job.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,997 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 2,726 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3846 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
New Neighbor by Raegan Marie reviews
Previously a one-shot! Bella moves into her new apartment and Edward lives across the hall. This is a moving day she will never forget. LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,275 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
One Night by MyMoon reviews
It's Nessie's seventh birthday, and something happens that Jacob hadn't expected. It only takes one drunken night to realize that she has definitely not a child anymore. What happens when a commemorative night turns into a night of passion? JacobxRenesmee
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,824 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
To Desire by Erestellea reviews
Edward enrolls in Forks High after hunting humans. For the first time in his existence, he craves a human's body more than her blood. Will he realize that Bella is the girl of his dreams, or will his lust get in the way? Very detailed, Lemons, BxE love!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
One New Message by Moonlight Silhouette reviews
Alejandro Fuentes is prone to the occasional Neanderthal tendency: a fact that is proven in a big way when Brittany's ex-boyfriend leaves a message on her answerphone during an important Chemistry study session. Set during the College years .
Perfect Chemistry - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Alex F., Brittany E. - Complete
Distance by Mrs. Pixie Whitlock reviews
As Renesmee heads off to high school for the first time, she makes friends and meets cute boys. She begins to wonder if being Jacob Black's imprint is a good thing after all. She must decide whether she truley loves him, or if she should create distance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Romance Throwdown by Sarahdbaugh reviews
What happens when Jacob and Emmett have a contest about romancing their wives? Kind of follows La Push's Own Soap Opera... but you don't have to read to understand... but you could. :-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Doubting Fate by Unveiled Creativity reviews
“Just because I’ve imprinted on you doesn’t mean you’ve imprinted on me.” Jacob is uncertain about his future with Nessie. Edward and Bella 2.0 ensues. I'm back! Formerly AngelicPirate.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Cheating by Amelia Bedelia reviews
A friendly game of basketball between a couple of wolves and a vampire hybrid takes a turn for the worse for Renesmee when she realizes that teams are shirts and skins - and Jake is a skin. Renesmee/Jake. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,888 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11602 - Favs: 8,376 - Follows: 2,513 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Existing for You by DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful reviews
Jacob and Renesmee, seperated for an entire weekend, find themselves in an interesting position when they are left alone upon their reunion...LEMON/LIME WARNING
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Listen by WannaBeWriter081195 reviews
a short, sweet story about nessie and jaocb. NEWBIE, REVIEW FLAMES OR NOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
8 Days a Week by LaTuaCantante86 reviews
Bella starts a new job at Edwards families restaurant and sparks ignite. See full summary inside. AU/AH, CANONS, slightly OOC, LEMONS GALORE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,943 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Natural Love by Nastia Cullen reviews
Renesmee, Jacob, and the rest of the Cullens go to school. What if Renesmee falls in love with .... a human? How will Jacob and the Cullens react? Nessie/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,899 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Lemons by FirelordMee-Ya reviews
Bella teaches Edward about the benefits of Lemons. ONESHOT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2009
The Date by DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful reviews
A date is usually traditional: Mom gets excited about meeting him while dad pulls out his gun and cleans it while said date is there. But there's nothing more dangerous than a protective vampire father, his brothers, and an imprinted intended werewolf...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Forbidden by the-glory-days reviews
Schuyler and Oliver had swore never again, they promised each other, but here they were again, Schuyler's teeth an inch from his neck, knowing all the implications of their actions. Schuyler/Oliver, implied Schuyler/Jack ; May be Mature for some readers.
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Blind by Jayeliwood reviews
AU,OOC, All human. Disability doesn't mean you're not able. Can Edward get over his disability and himself to find true happiness with someone who cares deeply for him. Will he do anything to become whole for her? Winner of 3 Twilightawards best author!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 155,946 - Reviews: 7106 - Favs: 6,185 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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All I Believe in reviews
SEQUEL TO ToC... on hold indefinitely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Truth or Consequence reviews
When all-star football quarterback Jacob Black falls for Renesmee Cullen, the two find that their differences may just be what brings them together... LEMON Rated M for language and sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,101 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Can't Get None reviews
love-birds Renesmee and Jacob are trying to take their relationship to the next level... but will they ever succeed? LEMONS rated M for language and sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Cheater reviews
Seth and Renesmee try to make things work even though Jacob imprinted on Renesmee. Oneshot turned into short story... S&R love lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Seth
Those Magical Nine Months reviews
Renesmee and Jacob are married and living in Seattle, Washington. Before they move into their new house, they decide to have a little fun. But, "a little fun" turns into a series of months known as "Pregnancy". LEMONS AU? ON HOLD INDEFINITELY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,988 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Emmett, What Did You Teach My Daughter? reviews
Emmett makes a game out of teaching Renesmee naughty things...and pissing off Edward ALL HUMAN rated T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie