Raptor Moses
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Joined 02-19-09, id: 1843912, Profile Updated: 02-24-13
Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, X-overs, Simpsons, and Secret Saturdays.

Universal disclaimer

I don't own any of the things I write about which include

-Percy Jackson and The olympians


-Harry Potter

-Total Drama Island

-Suite Life of Zack and Cody

-Jurassic Park


-They aren't members of a social club called the Sharing

-They don't use anceint monsters as minions.

-They are 100 mortal.

-They have never heard of an andalite.

-They can't cast spells.

-They don't know or care who Kronos is.

-They aren't gone every full moon.

-They don't have a chainsaw and hockey mask in their room.

-They tell you their last name and where they live.

-They wear shorts.


If you don't know what that was, copy and paste it on your profile.

If you think it means I'm insane, copy and paste it on your profile.

If you like it, copy and paste it on your profile.

If you hate it, don't tell me.

If you think its a formula CONGRAGULATIONS, you get a virtual cookie.


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About Me

Well, I often get obsessed with things for a while and then become obsessed with something else, so expect a wide variety of stories.

Favorite Fictional Characters

1.Jed Bartlet (The West Wing)

2. The Eleventh Doctor (Doctor Who)

3. Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)

4. Nico di Angelo (Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus)

5. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

6. Ford Prefect (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

7. Tallahassee (Zombieland)

8. Shaun (Shaun of the Dead)

9. Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games)

10. Indiana Jones (I shouldn't have to tell you)

11. Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory)

12. Han Solo (Star Wars)

13. Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)

Here are a few things about me.

Boy or girl? Boy

Age: Between 10 and 20.

State: California

I also like going on the internet. I like this site and ask a ninja.com a lot. I also like the movie Jurassic Park.

I happen to not really be good at writing. However, I can tell good writing when I see it. That is how I know that I am not a very good writer.

Ghost story time!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

This is a true story. If you stop reading this, you will die at exactly 8 o'clock PM tomorrow night. In 1845 a convict who was sentenced to life in jail escaped. He went on a murder spree across the United States, killing teens under the age of 18 and over the age of 13. He was discovered one night when a mother caught him butchering her 16 year old daughter. He ran, but eventually the authorities caught him and sentenced him to die. Before his death, the man admitted to killing 70 teenagers. He vowed that he would return, and finish the work he started. He died, but after that a weird thing happened. Everyone involved in the case started dying gruesome murders. Authorties put it down as a family member of the convict, but it was actually the killers spirit getting revenge. Now he travels across the states, killing teens everywhere. We who know the truth recognize that many of the 'missing children' are in fact his victims. If you do not repost this on your account, he will visit you at midnight tonight and kill you. You will become one of the missing kids, and he will kill any other teenager in your house also. This is a true story... and if you actually read this all the way through your an idiot! Post this on your blog to make other's feel stupid too!

And now for some touching stories.


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

All of these stories prove there are plenty of good people in the world. This is proof that God exists and cares about humanity. Yet there are still people who say God does not exist. If you think those people are wrong, copy and paste onto your profile.

And now, for something completely different.

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95 percent of teens today are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl,Angelz on edge,Dreamer948, Wingsgirl1313, PrettyFanGirl, loveforluna, smartnsporty, Raptor Moses

30 percent of kids go to college. the other 70 percent either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, FrozenFyre , AkastukiFan, Clara of the Wolves, Taylia Ninja, PrettyFanGirl,loveforluna, smartnsporty, Raptor Moses

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe homophobia is wrong, repost this to your profile.

Did u know b4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite rainbow is thinking of u .they want to kiss u ,they want to be with u are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they r longing to be with u this is not at all fake if u re post within 5 mins the person who is longing for u will approach u in 1 month and ask u out or grab u and kiss u . but if u break this chain no1 will ask u out in 5 years.

If you think smoking is the most disgusting thing ever, copy and paste this into your profile

Copy this to your profile if you ever pushed the door that said pull

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are Jewish and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. LONG LIVE JUDAISM!

95 of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn and invited friends.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

If you plan to make fun of the Mayan people on the first of January in 2013, copy and paste onto profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


If you love Harry Potter copy and paste this onto your profile

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.(Even if I wanted to,which I don't, I can't because I'm Jewish.)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Working on it…)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.(Someone actually tried to do that to me. It didn't work.)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,688 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sadie
A Dreamers Dream:Prehistoric Park by Dr. Brachio reviews
You know like the short tv series Prehistoric Park. Well this is my version of it. Need Characters. App is inside.
Prehistoric Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2009
I Knew I'd Lose You by FollowMeDown reviews
Gerry Harding and Robert Muldoon spent a surprising amount of time with two of their co-workers, John Arnold and Henry Wu. As Harding recollects, he finds himself sinking further into a hole that he cannot climb out of. But at least he's not alone.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
Motherly Advice by Affectionate-Ferret reviews
Drew tries giving Zak some motherly advice but it all backfires because of sweet, dear, Doyle.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Drew S., Zak S. - Complete
Spore : INVASION : CONTINUATION by Skijarama reviews
After the destruction of earth, the human race struggles to survive. With so few left, will they be able to stop the grox? Sequal to INVASION. R&R please! may not be continued. not sure yet.
Spore - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,847 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
My Friends The Traitors by BlueDragonFic reviews
A warrior and trader empire join forces and become one of the most powerful empires in the galaxy, only behind the Grox. But when the unspeakable happens, the alliance starts to crumble. Can a brave warrior and kind trader fix their broken alliance?
Spore - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009
TDA: My Way by Vilecheese reviews
A crazed fan's version of a second season of TDI, with twelve OCs! Will Casey ever get a boyfriend? Will Mikey ever stop getting bullied? Will Ethan defeat his nemesis Harold? And will Izzy ever stop being awesome? Read to find out!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 122,710 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Zak's Worst Fear by Alexis Saturday reviews
The Title Says All! PLZ R&R!
Secret Saturdays - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Zak S. - Complete
Springfilm by Simpcat reviews
Some Hollywood directors decide to film a movie in Springfield starring everyone there without them knowing.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008
Godzilla: Ragnarok by scifidude reviews
The Twilight of the gods is quickly approaching. All of Godzilla's foes unite, King Ghidora unleashes his final vengence, and all of Godzilla's allies may not be enough to stop it. I intend to include every monster that has ever been in a Godzilla movie.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,728 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008
Magical Secrets at Sea by digisammiegirl reviews
Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,766 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 3,082 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Ascension: a Short Spore Epic by Onlinescholarproductions reviews
The final chapter is up! Follow the story of the Leko, planet Kell, and the epic that is life itself. Rated T for minor language and moderate violence involving nuclear blasts, headshots, and exploding ships. Rating may change in the future. Please R&R.
Spore - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,397 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Demigod Bill of Rights by SisterGrimmErin reviews
"Not all parents are created equal."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Jurassic Park Genesis by Dilorex reviews
Take a look at Jurassic Park before it was built. See how Hammond made certain decisions regarding the park and how he got it the way he did before the night of that fateful accident in the park.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,623 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Drink Up by FollowMeDown reviews
It's a very special day at Jurassic Park. Very special. Takes place before the first book. Enjoy?
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Camp Halfblood Thanksgiving by xRainyx reviews
What happens at Camp Halfblood on Thanksgiving? Percy and the gang are sure excited for the special holiday! Oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2008
Party Adventure by LeatherCouch reviews
Parties, cake, people attacked by doors, magic muffins, Kronos dancing, what more could you ask for? I decided to continue this story for some reason. RnR plz
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007
Peru by nathan-p reviews
So what happens if Dennis Nedry rejects Lewis Dodgson's offer? Mutant child of bookverse and movieverse, written for the Fireplace Butterfly Effect contest.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Isla Nuclear by Simpcat reviews
Homer buys a pair of ugly shoes and Mr. Burns agrees to give him a pay raise if he can survive a weekend on Isla Nuclear.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007
Reign of Chaos: Book 1: InGen by Sassy Lil Scorpio reviews
Time has passed since the successful inspection of Jurassic Park. Now an InGen employee is incarcerated for crimes against the company and John Hammond wants to clone a 16th species. A second InGen traitor begins to make his move and Lewis Dodgson assembles a team to invade Isla Nublar. Dodgson's #1 goal: destroy InGen. No matter what the cost and regardless of who gets hurt. {AU}
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 195,114 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 3/12/2006 - R. Muldoon, J. Hammond, D. Nedry, R. Arnold - Complete
Godzilla Gets A Pet! by Stupidfic reviews
everyone's favorite dinosaur gets himself a new friend
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
24 words by Stupidfic reviews
I had nothing better to do
24 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Jurassic Park Documentary by BakuryuuTyranno reviews
A documentary is shot on Isla Sorna.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Your In The Matrix, Charlie Brown! by Stupidfic reviews
there is no spoon
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Ian's Towel by LauraCynthia reviews
A short laugh. Ian and the dinosaurs.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/3/2006 - A. Grant, E. Sattler, I. Malcolm - Complete
When Dinosaurs Attack by biochemist reviews
PG for the death of the twinkie. What happens when dinosaurs are loose and twinkies are abroad?
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5/2003
Fear & Hunger by Cris-X reviews
Jurassic Park, dinosaur's POV. All of them! Tell me what you think!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/6/2003
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Secret Saturdays Chatroom reviews
The title says it all. Rated K plus for possible later chapters.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2009
Life In Springfeild After People reviews
Homer makes a show similar to Life After People using a time machine.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009
Ghidorah Versus Camp Half Blood reviews
Godzilla/Percy Jackson and the Olympians crossover. When Luke raises up King Ghidorah, Percy and freinds need to defeat him. I don't own PJO or Ghidorah, they belong to Rick Riordan and Toho respectivly.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/19/2009
The History Of Nico Di Angelo reviews
Have you ever wondered what Nico's life was like before he ended up here? Follow his life from his trip to the Lotus casino to the attacks in DC. Rated T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Nico A., Bianca A.
how to annoy the gods reviews
The title is self explanatory. Rated K plus in case. I changed the title so I'm not copying everyone who did this. From now on, it's only the gods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009
Sea of Monsters: The Game of Ultimate Survival reviews
What do you get when you drop 14 half bloods in the middle of a sea of monsters? You get this. Rated T in case I add some T stuff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2009