Prince Arthur has finally been granted a male Omega by his brother, the king. Alfred is soon to learn the treacherous ways of royalty and that adulthood in this world is not at all kind. UKUS, Omegaverse, age-gap, and Mpreg.
A collection of drabbles, requests and gift fics based inside and out of the "You Were So Small" and "Never Your Hero" universe. Multiple characters, time periods, historical events and scenarios. Ratings and pairings will change accordingly. G-M rating **Cover Art by ScarletteDiscord** -New Fic: "My Sacrifice", Modern day USUK one-shot-
College student Alfred has a hangover and a love for homemade pastries. Luckily for him, a certain Mr. Kirkland seems to have rather talented hands. USUK. The awesome trio. Other pairings will appear. Rated M for later chapters. AU because they are humans and Arthur can bake.
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Two lonely people have no more in their lives than a cat and their careers. Yet when the lake house calls to them, they each find an unexpected letter from the other. A blooming romance forms by words. The only thing that is separating them is time. One is from 2006, and the other from 2004. Can love last under the frail time? [Based upon The Lake House script] [USUK] [Human AU]
Omegaverse, Wilderness AU - Alfred and Matthew are two omegas on the run. Cast out of their home and driven into hiding, they are discovered by Arthur and Francis, two alphas who will fight to give the brothers a place to belong. UKUS Franada.
In the distant future, the human race is being faced with an epidemic of infertile Omegas. The few that remain must submit and become breeders to help procreation. Arthur is one of these fated Omegas, and when he's faced with his first chosen Alpha, he's finally faced with the reality of his life. But this Alpha seems to have other plans. USUK, Omegaverse, Mpreg, Slight Dubcon
Here in the walled-off pleasure district of Edo, the last thing Commander Arthur Kirkland of the Royal Navy had expected to find was a golden-haired American in Japanese robes, an elite entertainer with a strange and supernatural clientele. Even more surprising is the powerful connection Arthur feels to this man whom he doesn't even know.
Alfred joins an intrepid group of explorers searching for Atlantis and its mysterious power source. But amidst the ruins, he discovers that the people of Atlantis are still alive... and they need his help. USUK. Based on the Disney movie.
Arthur Kirkland is a fallen noble of a disgraced house in the Kingdom of Spades. He will stop at nothing to reclaim what his family once had - and so much more, including the throne. To do this Arthur follows in the footsteps of the woman that ruined House Kirkland, resorting to black magic and the help of a wicked demon. USUK; Cardverse/Sweet Devil; Violence; Dubcon; Art by Owyn
Never interrupt a geek in the middle of his game time. Arthur learns this the hard way when he chucks Alfred's game console out the window in a fit of rage. Sequel to the sequel of Geek in the Black and White.
It's probably a safety thing, something about being protected, not being left alone. But England doesn't really care about that. She just wants to hear America's heartbeat when he fucks her. Hetalia US/Fem!UK. M for sex.
America tampers with England's magic and turns himself into half a cat. The spell isn't reversible and England ends up taking care of America until the magic wears off. Platonic relationship. Kink meme deanon.
There is an old phone that sits on a coffee table in the hallway by the front door. It's an antique or something. My grandma owned it before she died. I know it doesn't work, so why does this Arthur person keep calling?
Falling in Love sucks. Falling in love with your best friends sucks more. What sucks the most? When that best friend is forced to move away. Welcome to Tino's life. Yaoi/BL. Lot's of fluff and some smexy time towards the end! SuFin, DenNor, HongIce, amoung other various pairings. But Mostly SuFin, of course.
Arthur is a wizard who's being forced into an arranged marriage despite his protests. Though, it seems he is saved by a magical Scottish fold named Iggy. With Iggy as his familiar Arthur finds himself not only falling in love with a human but also surrounded by a sea of lies and deception. When nothing else makes sense, what can one believe to be the truth?
The Doctor tells Arthur of a disruption in the timeline of the past that must be corrected else the future will not be the same. Arthur is the only one who can do it, however not everything goes exactly as planned. Alfred was just suppose to confess to him, not screw his brains out!
Francis was the one that dragged Arthur to this rather strange night club. How was Arthur supposed to know that the club would give him exactly what he needed. After some alcohol and a bit of erotic dancing, Arthur was more then willing to let the cowboy practically thrust him into the wall.
Alfred F. Jones, captain of the Enterprise, has a problem. His problem is not, in fact, his sexuality, because he is definitely not gay. His problem is simply the medical officer that made him start questioning it. And if Arthur Kirkland doesn't plan on taking responsibility, he had another thing coming. [StarTrek Crossover; T for Language]
"'No, Alfred, I'm not okay. If you hadn't noticed, a madman and his group of peasants have taken our son.' And the King backed up, slowly, as to avoid the oncoming shocks of his Queen's anger. Literally." The Joker has taken Peter back with him to a land that nobody can find. Marriage, Royalty, and a ragtag group of not-villains just might ruin everything. USUK CLOCKWORK SEQUEL.
England loses a bet and must wear a very tight pair of skinny jeans to a world meeting. The other nations find this hot. But, the sensation that his jeans and their lecherous attention create annoy America. What does he do about it? Sexy-times ensue! De-anon from the Kink Meme.
It is no secret to anyone that Alfred has a bad tendency to be a bit of a workaholic. At first, Arthur tries to be understanding—but when he gets ignored far too much for far too long, he decides that desperate times call for desperate measures. Domestic USUK.
"No, we mustn't wish for such things. We're together now, and that's all that matters. We might not have found each other as we have if the world wasn't ending. My dearest Alfred, we are fine as we are, and I am so very…happy to be here with you." UkUsUk, one-shot.
Takes place after the 'Our Failed April Fool's' episode in the Beautiful World Series. Both Alfred and Arthur couldn't find the 'embarrassing photos'. Arthur is understandably angered and wants revenge. But Alfred is getting distracted by how cute his lover is in that nurse outfit and decides to act on this opportunity to play with him...established USUK pairing with lovely YAOI.
After a nice night out, all England wants is some kissing, some cuddling, and sleep. America, on the other hand, has something else in mind - something that'll fit nicely between "kissing" and "cuddling." And he wants England to be the one to do it to him. Kink fic. RP with teaandcharcoalforbreakfast.
Alice was sure that she was going to die. She couldn't believe it. Running away from her tribe, and the first thing she did was trip and injure her leg. Luckily for her, a pair of stallions show up who are more than willing to help her. And the one is kind of cute too. USUK, centaur AU.
Nations in times of prosperity are capable of reproducing. Of course there's a problem with this: when they do go into heat it doesn't stop until they conceive. This is the story of America's first pregnancy. Mpreg, UKUS, M for smut.
Sometimes incorporating your favorite fandom into your love life can be fun and kinky... and other times I can be rather difficult. Alfred and Arthur struggle to find something to spice up the bedroom and after many hilarious failed attempts, they finally find the prefect role-play.
Sweethearts Week 2013 one-shots from the USxUK LJ Community. Lots of smut, as always, and several selections from last year's poll (which include the King Arthur AU, the nude photography AU, and merman!Alfred). Fluff is guaranteed, because it's our boys we're talking about. Angst will be at a minimum. Enjoy!
Pottertalia AU. Arthur shook his head, stepping forward and standing up on his tip toes to read the inscription etched into the frame. "Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi," he expertly read. "I show not your face but your heart's desire. The Mirror of Erised..."
After a long, hard day of noble volunteer work, America is completely exhausted. England feels that America's heroism has entitled him to a night of pampering and decides to help him unwind. Established USUK fluff.
Arthur has lived thirty years of his life with an adamant dislike for all things sweet. It made him sick to the stomach just to think about them. So when he gets drunk one day and wanders into Claire de Lune, a shop run by the up-and-coming pastry chef Alfred Jones, just what sort of life surprise lies in store for him? (Sweethearts Week 2013).
This earned an even louder moan from the Brit "Alfred." He closed his eyes. His cheeks were now a bright rosy pink. "You shouldn't say such vulgar things." Arthur breathed out. "It's not vulgar if you're doing it with the one you love." Alfred chuckled as he leaned in. Their lips were almost touching, they were so very close. Alfred's breath was tickling his nose.
Omegas have no one once society and their mates abandoned them. That's why Alfred wants to help and be their therapist. Only, he ends up falling in love with one of his patients. (Warnings: Omegaverse, Alpha!Alfred/Omega!Arthur, Cat AU (not nekotalia).)
Alfred and Arthur grew up as best friends, despite their differences. They've always been there for each other. But when Arthur's parents withdraw him from school, the responsibility to see Arthur through his new life - as his bond - comes to rest on Alfred's shoulders, and it's not a burden that can be carried lightly when Alfred's parents have different plans for him. Omegaverse.
World-renowned detective Alfred F. Jones is on the hunt for a collection of jewels that went missing from a rich London family, but he gets quite a bit more out of questioning a certain bartender than he originally bargained for. Rated for language, adult situations. UsUK.
A 3-part story to lead up to Valentine's Day. Alfred and Arthur solve their dilemma the best possible way when they have to share 3 chocolate hearts from a sample box. Warnings: PWP YAOI, inappropriate use of chocolate (food play) and established USUK relationship. Final part up: Milk Chocolate - Love Me. USUK pairing in this part :) Reviews and feedback much appreciated! COMPLETE!
MIB AU- Agent A has had a crush on Arthur, the cute air traffic controller, for three years now, and he's pretty sure he likes him back. The only problem? Every single time A and Arthur had ever worked together had been completely wiped from Arthur's memory. USUK with a touch of GerIta
Arthur awakes to find himself chained to a bed, nude, and feeling awfully...weird. He doesn't know where he's at or the reason why, but that doesn't seem to matter to him. His body feels uncomfortable, like it wants -no- needs something. What in the name of Satan is going on! Who's the deliciously handsome devil with twisted horns and striking blue eyes? Devil! AU
Cardverse AU. Eventual USUK, eventual Franada. Poor peasant Alfred, struggling to care for ailing Matthew, attracts the eye of Queen of Spades Arthur. And that's just the beginning of the twins' romance and adventures in the wartorn land.
USUK. "This was not just a hook up –the way England would softly touch his fingertips to America's cheek, the way their lips met, so comfortable and familiar…their ridiculous talk of making sandwiches after sex... No, this wasn't just a hook up. They were in love." Written for Secret Santa 2012 event.
2p! AU. USUK. Snakes are often demonized as a symbol of evil. Their bite is feared. Their smooth bodies are repulsive. Their soulless eyes the stuff of nightmares. But what are they beneath the surface? Arthur Kirkland has always seen what others cannot despite his blindness, and a man feared is one he wants to know. Maybe Alfred is the snake that heals, rather than one that bites.
Weddings can be loads of fun for the people getting married or the people that actually want to be there. But, some people just find them boring. So, it should be simply harmless when two single men start flirting to just get through the wedding. USUK
Alfred is a senior, graduating in 2 months like everyone else. Like them, he wants to be big. One problem? He's at the bottom of the social pyramid. However, when Alfred catches sight of his neighbor-an ex-porn star named Arthur- undressing, new interests and problems arise. But one thing's for sure; Alfred wants to capture the man's body for his own. USUK Based off Girl Next Door
The founding day feast is quickly approaching, but for Alfred, a poor young Abbey mouse with more than a bit of a crush, there are much more important things than food to deal with. Redwall crossover AU.
When a slightly irate England is on the verge of having a good time chasing his colony around the garden in the rain, a clap of thunder easily accomplishes what he's been trying to do since they got home. It doesn't quite ruin the good time, though, even centuries later. Oneshot. Short, quick read. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Alfred, a cat boy, is saved by the most unlikely man. A human pirate who takes him aboard his ship and offers him a deal. At first Alfred is reluctant but after some convincing, and some mind blowing kisses, Alfred agrees all to happily. Pirate UK x Younger cat boy US
A fateful encounter on the playground makes an impression that will linger for years. When Alfred and Arthur meet again, years later, will the chemistry still be there even though Arthur has suffered for so long? Possible Mpreg, Dom/sub relationship, mature content!
America continued to swing his arms at the balloon strings until his arms became sore and he collapsed onto the couch in exhaustion, putting his face in his hands, his shoulders shaking. He grit his teeth and clenched his fingers into his hair, trying to make the shaking stop. Rated T for swearing.
Unable to accept his position in life, Alfred spends his life trying to hide his genetics from a hierarchical society. He's doing so well until he is quite literally sniffed out by a police chief who makes him doubt hiding in the first place. UKUSUK; OmegaVerse; No mpreg ;u;
USUK two-shot. It's bad enough that they chose Romeo and Juliet for their senior showcase, but it's even worse that Erzsebet insisted on an all-male cast. Now Arthur has to pine from a distance as he watches Alfred, school golden boy and the object of his affections, fraternize with the 'enemy'.
USUK AU: Based on the 2010 Halloween illustrations by Himaruya. A supernatural take on WWII pits human Alfred, with his silver-tipped chainsaw, against vampire Arthur - the man who was, and still is, the most important thing in the world to him. Their love is not an easy one and, indeed, a plaything to everyone else. Part of Wicked Wednesdays.
Arthur Kirkland has just been told that he is going to be the newest Queen of Spades. With no other royals in place, he has to do everything on his own until the new King and Jack are found. And it's a tad overwhelming. He has to meet all the other royals from the other suits, sign documents, and run Spades alone. Maybe a handly servant can cheer him up. USUK Cardverse!AU
Based off the comic of the same name. America and England are stranded on the tropical island of Seychelles, and must survive each other until they can contact help. Silly, fluffy, adorable USUK. Rated T because it's THEM.
It was just a little game. He'd be safe as long as he won, right? Arthur would rather he hadn't had to have played at all, but then again, in situations as dangerous as these, it wasn't his choice at all. Wolf!UsxBunny!Uk
Adjusting to life in a completely different location than what you're used to is hard for an adolescent. Who knew some normal guy in a wheelchair could secretly be the most amazing person to ever grace the Earth? Alfred sure didn't, but he'll take every surprise Arthur throws at him.
Arthur met Alfred at a club in L.A. He'd never been into the whole "relationship" thing before but suddenly...well, Alfred has a way of making it seem pretty magical. Arthur even begins to feel worried when Alfred won't tell him about his job. But when his boyfriend finally tells him the big secret, Arthur realises he should have known it would be something so...well, so Alfred.
Hi there! This is me Nantucket, Alfred's awesome cowlick and I wanna share to you folks my stuff with Arthur's eyebrows. Warning: Crack-ish, full of nonsense and utter crap. (NOW WITH A VERY SHORT SEQUEL. For those reviewers I love so much, and especially for Catzi.) DLDR.
America loved England's hands. They were long fingered and elegant, beautifully shaped and marred with scars, each with a different story. They were a testament, a monument, to all of England's many triumphs and numerous defeats. They told his story more clearly than his unhappy mouth and shuttered eyes and sardonic half-truths ever could. De-anon from the Hetalia Kink Meme.
'After much deliberation I have decided to write a journal- not a bloody diary!- in order to retain some sanity in my life. Sanity such as ignoring my perverted frog of a boss' advances, and not daydreaming about that young American chap my brothers seem intent on setting me up with.' Birthday fic for LucyMoon1992
Oneshot. After his beloved colony attempts to secede from him, England goes insane and quickly crushes America's revolution before taking Alfred captive. Now America's nowhere to be found, although England now has a magnificent, albeit walled new garden in his backyard. USxUK Noncon dub.
Arthur Kirkland is a man content in life, a man who can see beauty, even if his eyesight was never there. Alfred Jones doesn't understand Arthur's sense of beauty whatsoever, but he's willing to learn.
Based on the concept of Bonnie and Clyde. Two lovers saunter through nameless towns. They embrace each other and bathe in the the sins of their crimes. True love doesn't always come with a happy ending. Character Deaths.
5000 kilometers; the distance between their two closest shores. A safe distance, close enough that they can see each other occasionally, but far enough away that neither of them will ever get hurt again. Then, one summer, Alfred visits. USUK.
Blind and held prisoner, Arthur finds himself at the mercy of Alfred, a space pirate with a truly curious crew. Alfred is determined to seduce Arthur, and Arthur fears his resolve won't last. His duty is clear, but so is his desire. As the days tick by Arthur begins to question what loyalty means. He begins to realize that being a prisoner may actually set him free.
Arthur shoved him bodily against the wall and took his chin in hand, forcing those startled blue eyes to meet his own. "You are not going to hurt yourself," he said, voice low and very serious. "If I have to move into your house and follow you to every one of your classes to make sure of that, I will." UKUS, insecure!Alfred, mentions of purging, FACE family love.
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Alfred's boss, Arthur, is determined to make his life a living hell. Maybe if he can't win him over with his heroic personality, he'll have to make Arthur fall in love with him instead. Problem is, Alfred never planned to fall in love himself. USUK
After a rather harsh fight, Alfred storms off and Arthur starts to worry. Alfred doesn't return to the flat, or even answer his roommate's calls, and to top everything off, a stray cat has appeared at Arthur's doorstep. USUK
Rainy days and boredom make America do strange things, such as playfully teasing 2pEngland when he knows the other is concentrating. When pushed to the edge of annoyance, Arthur decides to inflict some payback of his own. One-Shot, Knifeplay, 2pUK1pUS smut.
Tangled-esque AU: Alfred couldn't remember ever being sick, though Mother reminded him that he was, and needed to stay indoors at all cost. Arthur's middle name was trouble- but this time he just might get caught. USXUK Summer camp 2012; 'I see the Light', 'Without you', 'A Whole New World' 'Part of Your World', and 'Can You Feel the Love Tonight' as prompts for varioius parts.
In an attempt to escape his monotonous life, the bored God looks for a bride in the human world. But what if the lucky 'bride' turns out much fiercer, taller, physically stronger, even more dominating than he imagined, and well-not quite-female? USxUK AU
Alfred F. Jones lived a hard life. Stuck at a miserable job with no home and no family, Alfred didn't even think twice about following the ghostly lights that beckoned him. Where they'll lead him, he doesn't know, and doesn't care. Alfred longs for something more than a lonely life, and maybe, just maybe, he'll find it in another world: the Faerie World. USUKUS.
Francis forced Arthur to go to a ball hosted by an aristocrat, only for Arthur to find that he stands out like a sore thumb. He attracts the attention of that aristocrat and they start dancing. The clock strikes 12 and Arthur is forced to leave. Little did he know that the aristocrat is dead set on finding him again. USUK, based on Cinderella. One-shot
After meeting at boarding school, Alfred and Arthur became unlikely friends and then lovers. Now, they'll face their sophomore year in America and all the challenges that come with being young, famous, and madly in love. Sequel to Invitational Year.
Adults only. Mature content. Whore!Alfred, heavy BDSM. UKUS. *Second in my kink series!* Dr. Kirkland is the perfect Dom now, but he didn't start out that way. He learned things the hard way with his first love and his first submissive, a wild, untameable boy named Alfred.
America declared his independence long ago, but deep down, he still desperately needs England to love and accept him. WARNING: This fic is NOT for everyone! Contains infantilism and urolagnia. Please know what those words mean BEFORE you click this story! I'm not trying to mentally scar anyone. ABSOLUTELY NO MINORS. UKUS. Not just PWP.
Another fourth of July, and America and England are stuck in a drab meeting in Washington D.C.. Both of them have much more than addressing economics on their minds though, and England has a bit of birthday surprise waiting for America. The blue-eyed nation just can't wait to see what his British lover has in store for him. UKUS PWP.
Alfred is a new amateur model on the scene, and when his portfolio is selected amongst much higher qualified models for a special photo shoot, Alfred at first is ecstatic. Then he meets the man who he must partner up with during said photo shoot. Can Alfred prove to this more experienced model that he has what it takes? Yaoi, USUK
France convinces England to try out a love potion on America, but will he go through with it? Or will he convince himself that no one would want him anyway? Fluffy, a bit of swearing and name calling. T to be safe. Round 2.
"What did your Master order you to do?" Alfred loosened the tie around his neck and hung his jacket and tie over the back of a chair. "Stay in here." Arthur gulped, his trembling hands balling into fists. "That's right." Alfred stood in front of Arthur with his arms crossed. "Did you obey my order?" "N-no, Master…" Arthur looked down.
First they hated each other. Then they didn't care. Then they missed each other. And now they're this. Who would have thought it? USUK at Hogwarts. No real story, just some moments between the two of them.
In the Kingdom of Spades, the clocks choose the rulers, but many distrust the most recent choice of Queen. Caught between the demands of love and duty, Arthur and Alfred must find a way to save Spades and themselves before it's too late. Cardverse / Cardtalia. USUK.
USUK. Alfred answers an ad in the paper and ends up housesitting for some crazy British man he's never met. As the days pass by, though, he starts to get more attached to the cats – and curious about their owner. Oneshot.
Francis is having a hard time coaxing a decent love scene from his leading actors, but Alfred and Arthur manage to deliver a better take than he'd hoped for when left to their own direction. USUK, AU, old KM de-anon
Peter Pan AU. Captain Kirkland is the bravest pirate on the seven seas, and there is no quest too risky when treasure is at stake. His mystical map leads him to Never Land, and to the greatest treasure of all: an unmannerly pixie-boy named Alfred. UKUS.
Captain Kirkland had heard all the stories, but he never expected to have to deal with the real thing. Reality is much different than what he had imagined. Rated for dark themes- cannibalism but not really , death, etc.
Shizuo falls ill after years of smoking, and is slowly wasting away. As Izaya observes from afar, he can't help but worry for his enemy. But is it from a desire to not lose his play toy? Or because of a fondness for the blonde he never knew he had?
Every morning Arthur goes to the ocean –to torture himself, to cleanse himself, he doesn't know. Whatever his reason, it's become routine. One day his routine is interrupted by a dorky blond fisherman with a strange offer. Warnings inside.
Arthur Kirkland has his first break as a reporter, but it requires him to go undercover at Hetalia Academy. Who knows, maybe he'll have the chance to fix past mistakes... if that git of a teacher doesn't get in the way.
Thanks to a bit of fairy mischief, a certain European nation is forced to take George Washington's famous words a bit too literally. USUK, T-rating only because England wouldn't be England if he didn't swear. WARNING: OLD FIC. Read at own risk.
In which Alfred F. Jones is not so much American, as Americans have an improbable amount of similarities with aliens, and Arthur finds out that hitchhiking the length of the universe can be very nerve-wracking without tea.
Slight AU, Yaoi: The way Izaya thinks he can casually take whatever he wants whenever he wants and then just leave without a word or a thanks really ticks off Shizuo – he's just so sick and tired of being used by that selfish smirk.
When magic exists but is cancelled out by those of the opposite sex, humans have split by gender and have to reproduce with the help of faeries. This is the story of two men who just want a kid of their own. USUKUS, fantasy AU, mpreg, occasional smut
America loves it when England yells at him, when he calls him worthless or hopeless. After all, there's no better way too feel like he isn't. UKUS, deanon from kink meme. M for sex, including rough oral.
Normally Arthur's Valentine's Days are filled with flowers, thorns, demanding customers, and long days. This year, it's about to get a little different. In a good way. -AU florist!Arthur- USUK Sweethearts Week Day 7 entry
Arthur never expected to find anyone special in his life until he moved to Boston, and a cop named Alfred wound up in his ER with a gunshot wound. He also never expected to now have to remember about a certain holiday. For Vday Event - USUK
A compilation of my Sweethearts Week 2012 one-shots from the USxUK LJ Community. Categories will range from romance to fantasy to angst and back again, but two things will remain consistent: our beloved boys, and LOTS of smut. Enjoy!
Heady after completing his mission to behead the gorgon, Alfred makes his way back home. On the way he meets a man chained to a rock, an offering for a sea monster. Naturally, Alfred saves the poor man from his fate- but why won't he thank him?
Arthur Kirkland would like, just once, to have a have a normal mission. Instead he is sent to an abandoned space lab for data collection. But the lab isn't as abandoned as everyone thinks it is. What's been hiding in the labyrinth of death and debris?
There once was a solitary Queen who sat upon his throne and was going to marry a man he didn't love, and a Gardener who loved him dearly. The Queen told The Gardener that miracles didn't exist, and The Gardener proved him wrong. USUK three-shot
Sometimes, love just isn't enough to fix what's gone wrong-luckily, that's what puppies are there for. A story of breaking apart, coming together, and puppy-rearing. Warning: socks may have been harmed in the making of this story. USUK
An accident occurs with a spell and England is transformed into an amnesiac child. France leaves him in America's care. America is unsure how to handle this. NON-SHOTA DESPITE THE RATING. RATING IS FOR LATER.
De-anon from the kink meme. So what happens when you're the Student Council president, you're tired, and your gorgeous American boyfriend drops in to say hi? Why, you grab him and intercrural-sex him senseless against the wall, of course! Who cares if anyone can peek into your office at any moment and totally see the two of you going at it? UKUS. School AU. PWP.
In the traditions of the Kingdom of Spades, the Crown Prince is to be married on his twentieth birthday to whichever young lady he wants. Unfortunately, Prince Alfred is having a little trouble with that. Cards AU. USUK.
When Arthur turned fourteen, he discovered something that changed his life. He was a changeling, a faerie left behind in place of a stolen child. But after four years of hiding his secret, he meets Alfred, who may be the key to unraveling his past. USxUK.
USUK. Arthur moves into a quiet American suburb with the intention of starting a new, calmer chapter of his life. It doesn't take long for him to meet Alfred, one of his new neighbors. Little does he know that this is a place where romance can bloom.
All England wanted was one kiss from America, and if wearing a -not ugly at all, thank you very much- sweater and wallpapering his penthouse with mistletoe was how it was going to happen- so be it. Christmas collaboration with simplytrop
When Arthur visits the penguin exhibit at his local zoo he is very quickly taken with the blue-eyed zookeeper there. Though the reason he keeps returning is surely the penguins... right? USUK Arthur's POV
Astronaut Alfred F. Jones goes into space for 18 months. While he is up there, he gets to know a voice that talks to him through his earpiece. Should he let himself fall in love or will The Voice disappoint him when he gets back to Earth?
Arthur is not a nation. He is not a writer, a publisher, a lawyer, a doctor, an officer, a student, a thief, a spy, a prostitute, a pirate, a punk, a teacher...he is nothing special, in any way. He is completely ordinary. USUK Implied sexy times.
Finland decides to do something special for Sve's birthday. PWP, SuFin, wife fetish, Short, M for a reason, fluff, Yaoi. DL;DR. My first PWP in what seems like forever. How did all this plot find its way into my agenda? I may never know...
Set in a time of fresh discovery, two men from different worlds come together on the open seas. Growing tougher, growing softer, just wishing for that out stretched hand to save them. Even if they don't believe they need it. Human names. Reviews are love.
Arthur has to pack up the belongings of his former colony when the government decides to sell Alfred's old country house. He discovers a radio, and one night, hears the voice of someone who died 40 years ago. Can he change the past? USUK one shot
Mermaids like things that are precious and beautiful; jewels that glow in the right light and gold that shines. Alfred, however, finds beauty in much different things; laughter and green eyes, to start with. AU, Merman!Alfred, UkUs
On his sixteenth birthday, Arthur Kirkland makes one last wish before he has to grow up. Little does he know that his actions will inspire the journey of someone an ocean away. Magic is only good if it can be shared. AU. Two-shot.
Izaya, a seductive Incubus looks among his humans for a new prey. A certain bartender catches his eye, a man named Shizuo Heiwajima. "Looks like I can have some real fun," Izaya licks his lips. Incubus!IzayaxShizuo, smutty and sinfully delicious. Oneshot.
Revisiting the classic tale of Love and Soul a la Hetalia-style! Greece/Japan, France, and cameos of South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, China, Lietchenstein, South Italy, Spain, America, North Italy, Prussia, Austria, Germany, Lithuania, Poland, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,390 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Greece, Japan, France, China - Complete
After losing his and England's annual Halloween scaring contest yet again, America wants to get back at the Brit. Stumbling upon a song online, a frankly disturbing plan enters his mind. America then executes it... UKUS oneshot with lemony deliciousness!
AU – Director Francis Bonnefoy and screenwriter Arthur Kirkland scour Hollywood looking to cast America's boy-next-door. Actor Alfred F. Jones fits the criteria. Perhaps too well: Arthur finds his cynicism challenged by something new entirely. COMPLETE.
The year is 1944. It's the eve of the largest aquatic invasion in history and England is sure that he's dying. It's up to an idiotic American to remind him that he has something to live for. Not as sad as the summary makes it out to be. Smut AND plot!
AU. UsUk. A pirate who saw nothing but the future, a naval captain who felt nothing but resentment.The only thing the two have in common was the bittersweet childhood in which they shared. Years later, Alfred is finally able to exact his revenge.
Listen up - Alfred has a secret. He's been turning into a unicorn. It's kinda getting in the way of his attempts to befriend the new guy in town. AU, slash, crack and fluff in equal doses! Rated for a reason, now complete.
He stares at his babysitter, the neighbour boy who charmed his demon brother before their parents died years ago and helps Arthur keep track of him while he's at work or school or both, and wonders if this is what his life has come to. Kink meme de-anon.
I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK
America and England are in the middle of a two-month vacation in Nowhere, Iowa for a chance to get away. And, of course, to have sex undisturbed. deanon from kink meme. Prompt was "sex with a comfortable and happy atmosphere," so yes.
Post-game. The world has turned back to its rotten self by the grace of humankind. Suspected of murders, Yuri has vanished for almost a year. In the end, to Flynn, it's only a game of hide-and-seek behind masks. Flyuri pairing.
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Flynn S., Yuri L. - Complete
It all started out as a routine visit to England's: lots of hanging out and sexing. However, This time England decides to make it his business to try to find out why America wants so badly to be dominated. UKUS, BDSM. Deanon from Kink meme.
A collection of stories I will do for the LiveJournal community for USUK of the Summer Camp event. Every day is a new prompt that I will hope to fulfill. Please see the USUK community page for full details. Most will stay G rated, but some are M-rated.
When a black rabbit with red eyes makes itself known to Shizuo, his apathetic life takes a turn for the interesting. A philosophical story about a connection among souls and selves throughout the worlds of existence.
The year is 1981. After two decades of chaos and drifting apart, America and England finally have a change to just be together. However, after being celibate for so long, sex is um... really hard... UKUSUK, deanon from kink meme, smut
Arthur mocks Alfred's fear of people discovering that he bottoms. Alfred challenges him to have a vibrator inside of him for a day to feel what it's like to be close to humiliation. Then he accidentally leaves it on. oops. Gakuen AU USUK smut humiliation
Alfred used to be the "fat" kid, and it's made him incredibly self-conscious. When he's made a spectacle of at a party, Arthur comes at his defense and teaches him that he shouldn't be so insecure, especially around him, not when they love each other so
Feliciano loves his ex-stray kitten Lovi, but Lovi is making life difficult for him. Their complicated relationship continues to develop and eventually turns into something Feliciano does not know how to handle anymore. kitty!Lovino x Feliciano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
After puncturing his bicycle on a hill, Alfred finds himself being offered a lift by a charming man in a passing luxury car. As they converse and flirt, Alfred wonders when his laughter stopped being genuine... Oneshot. Based on The Smiths' song. UK/US.
USUK, AU. Alfred is a firefighter in New York City. When he gets badly injured, he takes a trip to London to recover. There he meets a man named Arthur, who ends up helping him recover from wounds he didn't even know he had.
Hi, I'm Shizuo's sunglasses. Shizuo's shoes need hearing aids, and his bow tie thinks it's gangsta. But who's this scrawny human with the bitchy jacket? And would somebody please give his switchblade some Xanax? Shizuo/Izaya. COMPLETE!
"... - .-. .. .-. "strip" That was the only part of the message that England had heard, quite frankly, it was all that he needed to hear; he was already unbuckling his belt." Kink meme De-anon. US/UK/US **Telegraph sex.
America and England are bored in a meeting with their bosses. Very bored. England, being the erotic ambassador and all, comes up with an "obvious" solution: hand jobs under the table. USUK. Smut. Unfair amounts of fluff. Deannon from the Kink meme.
Izaya and Shizuo have shared this undeniably weird, but simple relationship for seven years. Shizuo decides to make his love obvious through two simple words on an equally simple day. Author's Notes: Durarara! isn't mine. Contains Shizaya.
When Arthur meets Alfred, he's immediately charmed. Alfred lies a lot and claims to be an astronaut, but Arthur overlooks this flaw until the lying gets out of hand. But could it be that Alfred never once lied? USUK - AU oneshot.
Arthur lost control of his own life the moment he showed the Signs. Every decision was left up to destiny. It has never truly bothered him up until this moment, when he cannot even choose his own mate. Sci-fi, "Dune"-based AU. Rated M for non-graphic sex.
Prequel to Public Displays of Affection. Early in their relationship, Alfred and Arthur get ready for work together and have to share a bathroom. Politeness gives way to irritation which gives way to snuggles. Romantic and cracky!
Izaya suffers a complete mental breakdown and Shinra calls Shizuo to help. Shizuo is horrified but little by little becomes very attached and dedicated to taking care of him. Very dark fic with a strong psychological bent. Shizuo/Izaya
The US government's witness protection program has never had a witness die while under its protection. After innocent civilian Arthur Kirkland witnesses a murder ordered by the Vargas mob, will a hero's protection be enough to keep the record clean?
America and England have been together for years, but today England wants to try something different. He wants to love every single inch of America's beautiful body. Yes, it has smut. Several rounds of it. Enjoy. Deannon from Kinkmeme. 2 shot.
Poor Mattie, always being pushed to the bottom bunk by his stupid ego-centric brother. Just once he wish Alfred would get a taste of his own medicine, no wonder he likes Arthur so much. AU First/Second Person POV
It's their 50th wedding anniversary and America picked for them to renew their vows in Las Vegas-England knew this was not going to end well, not with a slew of drunk nations, a hotel shaped like a castle and an Elvis impersonator mucking everything up.
AU - The reason Shizuo Heiwajima was at a gay club was because of the strange attraction he had toward his male best friend, not because of the ruby-eyed stranger he'd met along the way. Or so he tried to convince himself.
One carelessly spoken pick-up line from Japan to Greece results in an exchange of cat-related lines between the two of them that are cheesier than pick-up lines have any right to be...but is that really such a bad thing? Greece/Japan aka Giripan.
From cgkinkmemeii. PREMISE: Princess Lelucia is pampered and caged by her privilage. Enter Suzaku, her Eleven guard and the perfect tool to relieve her boredom. She didn't quite expect to fall in love. M/F, explicit, genderbending, parody.
Where the sky meets the sea. USUK AU. American fighter pilot Alfred Jones crash-lands in Occupied Denmark and finds himself entangled with a voiceless merman. For Sweethearts Week over at Special Relationship on LJ!
AU - A prostitute is the last thing Heiwajima Shizuo expected to encounter that night. But Orihara Izaya may be able to teach the business tycoon a thing or two about living life. And look damn sexy while doing it. Based off Pretty Woman.
After sitting next to some speakers at a concert, America has trouble hearing the next day at a conference. But it's not so much his hearing that is the problem, but his loud voice. He's sure to embarrass a lot of people, England almost exclusively.
It really is a very simple communication strategy. First, look them in the eye and say their name. Then you tell them how they make you feel and why they make you feel like this. Finally, tell them what it is you want them to do about it. See? Simple!
In 1794, after the Jay's Treaty is signed in London, England invites America to his home for dinner. This is their first private time together since the revolution. Their past, both good and bad, sets the stage for an awkward and poignant evening.
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Seeking knowledge on the Silk Road, Heracles is stranded in a strange land. His savior comes first in the form of a mysterious fox, then in the form of Kiku, a shy young man. But neither the fox nor Kiku are exactly what they seem. GreecexJapan AU 1shot.
Arthur turns down an invitation to spend Christmas with Alfred. Again. Growing more bitter every minute, Arthur is visited by some very familiar spirits to try and change his view before it's too late. Rated M for the epilogue. USUK :D COMPLETE
Arthur has waited 25 days for Christmas. Now Alfred's here. Now he's happy. Now he's in for a surprise. This is the sequel to my story "The Advent Calendar." Again, it's pretty much exploding with USUK fluff, so do enjoy! :D
Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK
As a child, Alfred asked Arthur to let him into a fairy tale book, but the adventure never happened. 400 years later, Alfred accidentally gets sucked into the tale and Arthur has to go after him. Wizards, weakness, princesses, princes, and dragons ensue.
When his baby boy meets his early demise, Arthur brings him back to life by placing the corpse in an ancient burial ground. He'll soon learn that the dead are better off dead, and that he must reap what he sow. Contains cannibal!toddler Alfred and gore.
Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme, "Nations from the POV of their pets" 12 years is nothing in the life of a Nation. But to a puppy, it's a lifetime. This is a look at 12 years of England's life through the eyes of man's best friend.
What are the chances of two people who already know each other meeting on a website with over 7000 users? Obviously fate would have them be together. Now they just have to figure it out for themselves. Shizaya, multi-chapter, lemon.
He shook his head. Of course England would say yes. He was a hero, and heroes shouldn't be so worried about saying four simple words and holding a ring out! England loved him, and he loved England. There was no reason for him to say no... right? USxUK
AU - Shizuo is more than happy with a job as a bartender and Mairu Orihara as his girlfriend. Learning she has a brother, meeting that brother, and becoming incredibly attracted to that brother was not something he had thought possible OOC/1st DRRR fic
America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.
After the tragic murder of his dear lover, Dr. Arthur Kirkland decides to bring him back to life using his knowledge of science. However, such actions have consequences and the God-fearing town will provide them. USUKUS Frankenstein parody AU
Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred
A bored prince leaves home and is employed by a giant who assigns him chores, which he would undoubtedly fail at were it not for the aid of the house's resident sorcerer. : Oneshot AU, US/UK/US : Language, violence, boy love/BL.
It was probably the most feminine thing he owned. That list included his embroidery hoop, stuffed unicorn, show tune collection, and extended edition of the A&E special on Pride and Prejudice. That didn't mean that he didn't adore his Claddagh ring.
It was their engagement that had borne the idea in America's mind. If he was going to bind himself to England, then maybe he should give England a little piece of himself as well, like the older nation did for him every year. AmericaxEngland. Oneshot.
There were things so much deeper than politics, deeper than a past that many others would be unable to forgive, things she treasured close to her heart, kept alive by the warmth of cherished memories. Ukraine, Belarus, and Russia Family Fic
An America/England fic. The first time they kissed, it was an accident. The second time they kissed, it was a mistake. But as one kiss turned into many kisses, could it be possible that accident also turned into habit and mistake into blessing?
Romano has been missing for nearly a month and the search for him is proving fruitless. However, his captor might be closer to home and far more unexpected than any of them could have ever imagined... Sadistic!ItalyxRomano. M for torture/abuse, rape.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/11/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
If you think this is an act, why don't you try to disobey me?" He asked, eyes hard. "Bend over that chair. I will teach you what happens when you talk back." S&M story, England and America. RP with me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Yaoi
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
America and England are invited to a ball put on by France, but America discovers that he's more than a bit rusty on the art of fine dancing. Luckily for him, he can always ask England for help. AmericaxEngland
Shigure has trapped everyone in his new book. Just like in excel saga, every chapter will be like a different genre of anime like horror, giant robots, romance, etc. What exactly does Shigure have in store for them? Yukiru WEIRD! COMPLETED
Warning: Spoilers! Sparked by an early morning coversation, a tale of the earlier years of the juunishi and how they became who they are. Akito's transformation, first meetings of the zodiac, and other candid moments are all brought to light.
I'm sick of loving you when you don't even care, he said. But Hisoka did care. He saw as he lost Tsuzuki little by little without knowing it was his own fault, and now, there's only one thing that might bring him back. Tsusoka flangst, twoshot.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2005 - A. Tsuzuki, Hisoka K.
[Completion! We have completion!] We all know the plot of a blanket-fic, right? One guy, one girl, one blanket, and a whole lotta snow. Will Excel figure out the best way to keep warm, or will this tired old plot be infused with some new life?
Oneshot songfic. Spike leaves, Faye angsts, done to the song Black Coffee by Tricky and Bjork. No couplings. Rated PG for mild language/angst. I know this has been done many times before, but the song fits very well. I'm rather proud of it. Please R