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Author has written 7 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Doctor Who, Ouran High School Host Club, and Kuroshitsuji.
Update for Jackie Vs. The Mary Sue as of october 18- Hey. I'm sorry I've been gone for a while, but I'm just losing inperation, for this story. There's just seven chapters, and where's allready halfway through. This story isn't being the best it could be. So, I'm getting a beta reader, editing this story, and starting a new story. Please read my new story list to tell me which one I should start, and take my poll please!
My policy on flames is simple don't give 'em. Because if you do, then the author knows that she manged to push your buttons and make you lose your cool. She also has the pleasure of seeing her review count go up. Which means that poor souls who would not have read her story would see the staggering number of reviews, and think " Hey! Look at all of the reviews! It must be a good story!" , and I think you see were this is going.
Here I stand. No matter how bad your fic is, I won't flame it. Because the worst inslut someone could give to your story is simply to walk away, and never think about it again.
Hi, I'm Ailia ( EL-lie-la) Sparrowhawk, you're typical fanfiction obsessed fangirl. I'm artistic, imaginative, hyper, and very, very random. Please read and enjoy my fanfics.
If you haven't noticed I love to write fic's with OC's . I try to make them non Mary-Sue like, and I'm sorry if I did not succeed. My favorite subject to write about is FMA, but I also have the Death Note, Batman, and Justice League fics in the works to.
My fanfic friends: Sbarclotaku ( my very best friend in the whole world, and an awesome author to), Sajra ( still hasn't posted anything, but you can find her on deviantart, she's an awesome artist) and I'll add more as I meet them.
What happens when Cosmic Beings fight: One day, Edward Elric is approched by a mysterious girl, claiming to be the gate. She wants his help in fighting her twin brother, the Truth, since he has grown corupted. And what will she give him in return. Al's body.
Heart of Stone: Edward Elric his given three months to live, and a angel is sent to watch over him. He angel is cold hearted, and cynical of human life. Can Ed show her the better side of humanity? And what if it's not to late? Co-written with Sbarotaku.
A Real Herione: Ed is injected with a substance that makes him relive his worst moments, and Al has to search for the formula, leaving Winry to take care of Ed. Can she help keep him from losing his grip on life?
Devil's Daughter: On the day that my mother died, I swore to someday avenge her and punish her killer. She tried so hard for centuries, always changing her body to survive, and finally her plan took shape, only to have it destroyed. Now... to avenge my mother... I must kill the Fullmetal Alchemist
For Sale: Sister: Near always prided himself on being calm, cool, and collected. But now that the person who pushes his buttons the most is back, he just might blow. And guess who she is? " Long time no see... little bro."
Black Swan: Angel of Night: A mysterious winged girl, with an even more mysterious past shows up one night in Gotham. After clashing with the city's greatest defenders, she then joins their ranks as a member of the "Bat-Clan". But who is this girl? What is her strange past, and the even stranger enemies pursuing her? And what is she hiding? The first installment of the Angel Saga.
Tangles: Light Yagami takes a detour from killing Near when Italian government officials are suddenly hot on Kira's trail. What's worst, for some reason he can't us his Death Note o
Dang! That's the 11th Commandment I've broken today!
"Hey look! The ground! I wonder if it will be my friend...? -thud-...-silence-"-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
It turns out Harold's not a Jedi
I am in shape! ROUND is a shape!
If swimming is good for your figure, then explain whales to me.
Chocolate is good for you; it's made out of vegetables isn't it?
He who laughs last always has the last laugh
Workin' like a one-armed paper-hanger with an itch...
You can fight or you can surf. Now what's it gonna be?
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.
"Stupid brother! You made my arm fall off!"-Alphonse Elric
"What's the use of having money and power if you don't use it?!"-Edward Elric
"Do you know why big brothers are born first? TO PROTECT THE LITTLE ONES THAT COME AFTER THEM! So don't ever say "I'll kill you" to your little sister."-Kurosaki Ichigo
If your 11th birthday was the worst because you didn't get a letter to Hogwarts, copy and paste this to your profile. (oh so true)
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
n them. And why are these officials young girls? But what used to be simply a mystery will turn into a fight for survival as the government decides to shut the girls down in favor of another assassination method... A death note/gunslinger girl crossover.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular: If you're part of the five percent who's not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Queen S of Randomness 016, AnimeKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow 929, Crazy Billy Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactivity Bored, Spymaster E., Shanny-Boo, Gem W., Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratess writer/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo Sugarpill, Ailia Sparrowhawk,
Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM (insert bishie name here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.
If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo Sugarpill, Ailia Sparrowhawk,
If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.
If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Torinn, marie blaze (it was a very strange new years party...), Zilo Sugarpill (my brother tackled me...), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( I fell just as someone was coming behind me...),
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen and knocked someone over on the way down, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: EschaLee (I actually knocked over 3 people...), Zilo Sugarpill (Can you say dominoes?), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( did it in karate class actualy, I call it Self-Sacrafice-Tackle-Attack),
If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Zilo Sugarpill, Ailia Sparrowhawk
If you can't stand it when people have a lot of those "copy and paste this into your profile" things in their profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
...If you got the above line, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you like the Twilight series but can still laugh at all the jokes about it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in your right to like/dislike what you like/dislike without the express approval of society or your local fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile.
iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Zilo Sugarpill (do it all the time), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( most annoying thing in the world).
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you just wasted time in your life you'll never get back by reading this profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, BakaKonekoRKL,CharmedFullMetalAvatar, E.Mahiru, Ailia Sparrowhawk
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, BakaKonekoRKL, CharmedFullMetalAvatar, E.Mahiru, Ailia Sparrowhawk
If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected.
If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.
If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.
No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.
If reading is a buzzilion times better than watching brain-numbing TV, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are never too old to be young at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.
Education can make the difference between Mcdonalds and being a rocket scientist. If you think education can be cool if you don't end up with a monotone teacher/professor, copy and paste this into your profile.
you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random!
Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.
If you are the insane friend then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tried to use magic, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe in fantasy, copy and paste this to your profile.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
Insane is a good thing. Insane means you are random, weird, and don't give a damn what anybody else says. If you have any of these traits and are considered insane, nerdy/geeky or weird, but really one of the few sane and/or not conformist people in the world let it be known! Copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list: The Silent Orion, iTorchit, Ailia Sparrowhawk
If you wish you could speak in smileys, copy/paste this onto your profile
If you're the kind of person who always says no when somebody asks if anyone's there, copy/paste this onto your profile
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Please send me some mail in my inbox! I'm lonely :(
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