Author has written 17 stories for Twilight, Criminal Minds, and Family Ties.
The last time I was cool was sometime in 1995, I think, although even that is debatable. As I get involved with more and more online communities, I realize that all I've done is increase the number and magnitude of rejections I receive. And why do I do it? "Because you're an idiot," busts in Veronica from Heathers. Yes. Yes, I suppose I am.
There is a monster at the end of this profile!
Likes: Night cheese, taintpunching, the smooth jazz stylings of Zach Galifianakis on double flute.
Dislikes: bell pepper, clowns, my senior year Italian cinema professor, the passive-aggressive tendencies of my Wii Fit.
I have a lot of feelings. p.s. NelsonSmandela is my gazelle.
Modern Medusa won third place in the general voting for Les Femmes Noires oneshot contest! Cool beans. Thanks for voting.
ZOMG I am a VIP author on ADifferentForest!
Sleepers, Awake: Wachet auf, ruft uns die Stimme
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne - The Massive Collaboration that Keeps Growing
Becca Graymoor made a very pretteh banner for my story, aber ich kann es hier nicht linken! Gott im Himmel!
In addition, I just discovered I have a thread over on Twilighted! That's cool! I mean, the thread is only one post long, but STILL!
Playlist for ItDoALS: Fix You
Fix You (Coldplay) (um, duh)
Upside Down (Tori Amos)
Fear (Sarah McLachlan)
Wise Up (Aimee Mann)
We Used to Be Friends (Dandy Warhols)
Antebellum (Vienna Teng)
Brooklyn Blurs (The Paper Raincoat)
Motion Sickness (The Paper Raincoat)
Black Swan (Tori Amos)
The Ghost in You (Psychedelic Furs)
Blackbird (The Beatles)
Across the Universe (The Beatles, but I linked to the Fiona Apple cover because I LOVE IT)
The Silver Aria - The Ballad of Baby Doe (Moore)
True Love Waits (Radiohead)
The Child Is Gone (Fiona Apple)
Never Is a Promise (Fiona Apple)
I Don't Feel So Well (Vienna Teng)
Faded from the Winter (Iron and Wine)
Old Fashioned Wedding (Annie Get Your Gun)
Witch's Lament (Into the Woods - This is a whack anime video, but the audio is the original Bernadette Peters)
I'm Not Perfect (Laurie Berkner)
Baby Mine (Disney - Dumbo)
Mortal City (Dar Williams)
I'm Your Moon (Jonathan Coulton)
By the Waters of Babylon (traditional)
Cullen Family Players Present
For some reason, I have a thread for this story on Twilighted. I'll take requests there or on Ravelry for future shows/movies to be Cullensed.