Feisty Y. Bedenhide bio
 Author has written 17 stories for Twilight, Criminal Minds, and Family Ties. The last time I was cool was sometime in 1995, I think, although even that is debatable. As I get involved with more and more online communities, I realize that all I've done is increase the number and magnitude of rejections I receive. And why do I do it? "Because you're an idiot," busts in Veronica from Heathers. Yes. Yes, I suppose I am. There is a monster at the end of this profile! Likes: Night cheese, taintpunching, the smooth jazz stylings of Zach Galifianakis on double flute. Dislikes: bell pepper, clowns, my senior year Italian cinema professor, the passive-aggressive tendencies of my Wii Fit. I have a lot of feelings. p.s. NelsonSmandela is my gazelle. Latest news: Modern Medusa won third place in the general voting for Les Femmes Noires oneshot contest! Cool beans. Thanks for voting. Algonquinrt and I interviewed each other for the Perv Pack Smut Shack! Good times! I got to guest rec for Canzone della Bella Cigna for PPSS! I also guest recced for TLYDF. I chose Such Fruits as These. My rec is here. ZOMG I am a VIP author on ADifferentForest! Sleepers, Awake: Wachet auf, ruft uns die Stimme In the Days of Auld Lang Syne - The Massive Collaboration that Keeps Growing Alice - Fix You Becca Graymoor made a very pretteh banner for my story, aber ich kann es hier nicht linken! Gott im Himmel! In addition, I just discovered I have a thread over on Twilighted! That's cool! I mean, the thread is only one post long, but STILL! Playlist for ItDoALS: Fix You Fix You (Coldplay) (um, duh) Upside Down (Tori Amos) Fear (Sarah McLachlan) Wise Up (Aimee Mann) We Used to Be Friends (Dandy Warhols) Antebellum (Vienna Teng) Brooklyn Blurs (The Paper Raincoat) Motion Sickness (The Paper Raincoat) Black Swan (Tori Amos) The Ghost in You (Psychedelic Furs) Blackbird (The Beatles) Across the Universe (The Beatles, but I linked to the Fiona Apple cover because I LOVE IT) The Silver Aria - The Ballad of Baby Doe (Moore) Knoxville: Summer of 1915 (Barber - two links, because the piece is hella long, yo) True Love Waits (Radiohead) The Child Is Gone (Fiona Apple) Never Is a Promise (Fiona Apple) I Don't Feel So Well (Vienna Teng) Faded from the Winter (Iron and Wine) Old Fashioned Wedding (Annie Get Your Gun) Witch's Lament (Into the Woods - This is a whack anime video, but the audio is the original Bernadette Peters) I'm Not Perfect (Laurie Berkner) Baby Mine (Disney - Dumbo) Mortal City (Dar Williams) I'm Your Moon (Jonathan Coulton) By the Waters of Babylon (traditional) Cullen Family Players Present For some reason, I have a thread for this story on Twilighted. I'll take requests there or on Ravelry for future shows/movies to be Cullensed. |
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The Cullens of Hazzard by shalu reviews
A fun, humorous take on the Cullens...HAZZARD COUNTY STYLE. Silly crossover with the Dukes of Hazzard classic TV series. AH/AU...rated M for innuendo, language, and limes/lemons. Collaboration between shalu & CarminMoon.
Crossover - Dukes of Hazzard & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,770 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/25/2017 - Published: 4/26/2009
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10388 - Favs: 2,840 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15183 - Favs: 8,397 - Follows: 7,126 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rise and Fall of John Watson's Mustache by Sylvia Fig reviews
John grew the mustache as a testament to his new beginning. It made him look older, wiser, sexier. And after it started talking to him, well, at least it kept him company. He named it Perry.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20611 - Favs: 14,485 - Follows: 5,830 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
When the Center Held by fatherlessgirls reviews
Preseries. The end of summer, six weeks before Lilly is murdered, the Fab Four go on a road trip to visit a psychic. They have no idea how much their lives are about to be upended, but we do, and maybe this psychic does too.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Veronica, Logan
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7374 - Favs: 4,328 - Follows: 3,877 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
True Nature by m7707 reviews
An expert in vampire psychology, Dr. Bella Swan is assigned to the Institute's most intriguing captive to date: Edward Cullen. But who is studying whom? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,162 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
Dog Star by spanglemaker9 reviews
One choice is made and everything changes. Paths diverge, lead astray, and still lead home. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,511 - Reviews: 3737 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Unlikely Meeting by giselle-lx reviews
April Fool! Full title: The Unlikely Meeting of Edwistian Greysen and Anabella Stolen, a Parody.
Crossover - Twilight & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Complete
Preferred by Predators by solareclipses reviews
One-shot. 3rd place judges' choice in the Season of Our Discontent angst contest. Are you listening? Can you hear her scream?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3724 - Favs: 4,734 - Follows: 4,673 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Someone To Watch Over Me by KnittingVamp7 reviews
Edward is assigned to guard Bella after a tragedy occurs and her life is in danger. Both haunted by memories that plague them, will they be able to help each other or drive each other insane? AH, OOC, Canon couples, M for future smut/lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,224 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3373 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Thing About Being A Werewolf by stilljustceci reviews
See, the thing about being a werewolf is that everyone expects you to be a hero. It’s part of the job description. And it should be easy. Only it isn't. Not in chronological order, more of a series of one-shots than a story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Seth
I Wanna Punch You On The Lips by epicinsanity101 reviews
Sequel to BIIS. Jessica Stanley finds herself surrounded by crazy. Her mother is behaving like a functioning human being, Bella Swan has turned into a zombie, there's some freaky Indian kid following her around and she still feels fat eating a Milky Way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Jessica
Stripped by reagan o'connor reviews
Bella finds herself trapped in a bad relationship and takes off to start a new life. She finds work as an exotic dancer, and finds she must overcome many issues in order to build a new relationship with a new man, Edward Cullen. **ADULT THEMES** OOC, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 119,809 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 3008 - Favs: 4,092 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
But Inside I'm Screaming by epicinsanity101 reviews
Jessica Stanley must deal with keeping up appearances, her slutty mother, amazing/annoying friend/zombies, being chubby, having "pent up anger", and falling in like with someone she hates. MikexJess
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3257 - Favs: 3,133 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Walter Cannon's Theory, Expanded by Temptation's Girl reviews
Edward's working the night shift, trying to gain experience before his first year of medical school. He might learn more than he expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,127 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Edward
A Rose in Winter by SophiaAnne reviews
A sudden snowstorm. A missing father returned. A bushel of red roses on the doorstep. Bella Swan's holidays brought unexpected events. One year later she begins to learn what it all means. Written for the 2010 Twilight Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Observance by JayneRulis reviews
Bella's new hobby has her finding out more than she bargained for. AU/AH/OOC Rated M for Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,047 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Charmed Life by stilljustceci reviews
The first time I met Mary Louise Brandon, sitting framed by green in that window at Meadowview, I knew somehow that she would change my life. JPOV for ItDoALS. Jasper x Alice, AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Jasper
We Were Nomads, Bathed in Concrete by Oxymoronic8 reviews
She left before her time. Four years later, he can't let go of what he never had. Oneshot. B/E. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 151 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Attractive Nuisance by Grendelsmother reviews
Emmett McCarty is tired of the same old meat market. When he meets Rosalie Hale, beautiful but difficult, he feels both attraction and repulsion. Can he put aside his own pride to get to know the real Rosalie? Part of a series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,200 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Such Fruits as These by Grendelsmother reviews
Rosalie Hale was a beautiful young woman on the verge of marriage when her life was taken from her in an act of horrific violence. Rescued by the Cullens, can she come to terms with the end of her human life? Can she save other women from the same fate?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,449 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Rosalie, Edward
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 4,523 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
OtherBella by stilljustceci reviews
Not long ago, in a slapstick galaxy far away, the Mary Sue luck of the Bella we know and love is karmic-ly balanced out by a Bella far less fortunate. Rated M for language and ridiculously adult situations. And yes, I make up words sometimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Bonafide Rarity by KnittingVamp7 reviews
Rosalie is the ice queen who owns the Unicorn Pub. She's got her reasons for her attitude, but will she melt enough to reveal them to Emmett McCarty? Part of the "In the Days of Auld Lang Syne" series, AH/AU, canon couples. M for language & maybe lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
In The Days Of Auld Lang Syne: Bold As Love by JayneRulis reviews
Edward spins the tunes for a big New Years Eve costume party. But what happens when a young Maid turns his world on end? Story is rated M for language. AH, OOC. Part of the larger series *In the Days of Auld Lang Syne*.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,293 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Edward
In The Days of Auld Lang Syne: Counterpoint by PortiaKhalo reviews
It all starts at the infamous Unicorn Pub New Year's Eve Party, and this is Bella side of the tale.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella
Pushing to the Inside by JayneRulis reviews
Edward goes to visit his uncle after an incident in Chicago. Little does he know his sheltered life is going to be knocked down and ripped open....ROLLER DERBY STYLE. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/12/2009
The Sense to Recognize by stilljustceci reviews
A chance encounter with a human helps Emmett revisit lessons and love in his past. Can he recognize them for what they are?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,168 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Another Step Toward the Lux Aeterna by abstraction reviews
He watches her dream, and he can recall the days of his life when he was not unusual, electric. When he did not burn with something close to fire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Feisty's Magic Grab Bag of Magic reviews
This is where drabbles come to chill out w/other drabbles, show each other how it's hanging. Various ratings, pairings, angst levels. Newest chapter: Real Chagrinius, an FGB crackfic written for KCerena, based on *Real Genius*.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,666 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 12/2/2009
If I Could Just Hold You Again reviews
Alex has everything he always dreamed he wanted—money, an important job, living in the best city in the world—so why is he so unhappy? Oneshot for a fic compilation I've since forgotten the name of.
Family Ties - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Alex P. Keaton, Ellen R. - Complete
Leah and the Love God reviews
Leah Clearwater's rage is surprisingly passionate for someone who doesn't believe in Love... A short multishot with blue bathrobe for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,898 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Leah
Sleepers, Awake: Outtakes reviews
Outtakes and drabbles related to the Sleepers, Awake universe. The rating may change as outtakes are added.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,202 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009
Fixation reviews
Edward has a dirty secret. Bella is invisible. One strange day brings them together. One-shot entry for AwkWard contest. AH, E/B, flangst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 3096 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Fix You reviews
Reeling from traumatic events in high school, Alice hid away a part of her soul. Can Jasper help her find it again, when she didn't know she was looking? Story is rated M for language. A/J, AH, OOC. Part of larger series *In the Days of Auld Lang Syne*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,346 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Satellite reviews
Entry for the Black Balloon contest. Edward has loved Bella since the first time he saw her in the seventh grade. He always thought they'd be together forever. AH E/B. EXTREME ANGST. Proceed with caution; emotional nut-kicking within.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
A Shadow of a Wing reviews
A snowstorm. A delayed flight. Christmas Eve. Not the best time to run into that guy from high school who ignored you in bio class. Written for Gondolier and Profmom72 for Twilight Gift Exchange. Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Pretty, Pretty Criminal Minds reviews
The BAU travels to a small town in Washington State guess which! after several bodies, drained of blood, are found in the woods. Dr. Reid is entranced by a beautiful lady. Reid/Amandasper Very, very silly.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2010 - S. Reid, Jasper - Complete
The Twilight 25 Challenge reviews
Welcome to The Twilight Twenty-Five, a community that challenges you to churn out, well, twenty-five one-shots &/or drabbles based on predetermined prompts within a three month period.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,480 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
The Wizard of Forks reviews
Support Stacie crackfic. Your favorite Twilight characters take a cracktacular journey from Kansas to the mythical land of Forks. Rated M for language, Roman Polanski jokes, and excessive urination. AH-ish, OOC. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,082 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
Modern Medusa reviews
Do you know what it’s like to be adored by everyone you meet? Do you know what it’s like to get anything you want, whenever you want? To make people do anything you want them to do and make it think it’s their own idea? I do." Les Femmes Noires entry. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Tequila, Salt, Lime, Merino: Recipe for Nonsense reviews
It's Twirlgrrl's birthday. This story makes no sense. No, really. But you will find mention of tequila, salt, lime, and merino. E x Twirl
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
The Cullen Family Players Present reviews
The citizens of Forks appear in Sweded adaptations of your favorite cheesiest films, musicals, and sitcoms. Highly silly. M for language. No, really, this is really quite silly. You have been warned. So far: Vampire Speed, The Twitrix. More to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,781 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
Invincible: Theme from The Legend of Alice Cullen reviews
Alice confronts her fear of clowns the only way a Cullen can. AU. One-shot drabble for MaleficentKnits for her Support Stacie donation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete